Which god do you profess your faith in

Tengri

>>1528181

The Amazing Dildoni.

>>1528181
The big G and his angelic posse

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>>1528181
God

the one that created our universe and all of existence

>>1528252
>worshipping the Demiurge
Not even once

>>1528181

La ilaha illAllah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBHxtNjXSOM

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The One that pervades all things.

>>1528280
That could describe a lot of them.

one the between a womans legs.

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>>1528288

>>1528181
The Sceptic God. When I die I'll chill in Sceptic Heaven with him

>>1528288
this asshole be at pussy church

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>>1528181
The Sun

>source for all atoms in our solar system
>created the earth
>causes weather patterns
>sustains all life on earth
>provides light for us to see
>provides comfort to those who respect it
>punishes those who disrespect it
>obviously exists

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>>1528283
That's fine. Descriptions are ultimately meaningless.

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>>1528207
literally triglav

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>>1528252
Peace Be Upon You brother!

Me!

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The true being. The one to bring order form the chaos.

no, it's not god.

>>1528303
t. Akhenaten

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>>1528181
Either Aphrodite or Freya. I like my slutty warrior women.

>>1528303
>will eventually be dead
>and unable to worship
Kek, idiot.

>>1528548
well yeah, you aren't supposed to worship Aten, only Akhenaten can. you worship Akhenaten who will intercede on your behalf

My Ego

Satan.

>>1528181

Death, the gentle sovereign of us all.

>>1528181
Lord Vishnu

>>1528303
>obviously exists
Hard to argue with that, I'm sold.

>>1528548
We won't be needing gods by the time the Sun dies. Humanity will either be dead due to destroying ourselves, Our Firey Lord scorching us to death and swallowing us in his death throes, or us having become gods ourselves ala transhumanism.

Can't stay in the crib forever after all.

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YAHUVEH

Isaiah 45:7
>I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I YAHUVEH do all thesethings.

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The Norse gods.
>mfw Iceland built a public temple to them

Columbia, Selene and Discordia.

God of course, as he's the only one that's real.

Might be a dumb question, but there's that "you will not have any Gods before me" business, but is there anything against honoring gods after him? Do other gods exist in a Christian framework?

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>>1529731
Yes, they all exist. They're understood as fallen angels who come to humanity as false Gods

Odin. He got rid of The Ice giants and made my lands livable. Also based all seeing ravens Hugin and Munin

>>1528252
Archon please

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The Platonic Demiurge

The Gods of my ancestors

>>1528181
ur mum

>>1528181
The one with no name or face.

>>1528181
Tzeentch

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>>1528303
mfw

Kek , Eris, Bob, and Ron Howard

the eye in the pyramid
the eye of providence.

>>1530274
My fellow Afro-American friend

Crom

Mehrunes Dagon is the only god worth worshipping.

>>1528181
YHWH

It's the only way.

bump for more deities I dont know.

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Son of Zeus

>>1530294
I prefer the Romantic Demiurge

>>1528194
The who what now?

>>1528181
Hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWG-nHuuCRc

>>1528303
I remember years ago on 4chan, there was a movement of fedora-tippers who started saying they would worship the Sun. They came up with symbolism, vernacular, the whole nine yards. I think they were called Neo-Solists or something like that.

They were shitposting constantly, at least on /pol/. In response, some of us who hated them so much came up with a new religion that completely ripped their religion off. Instead of worshiping the Sun, we worshiped the Atmosphere. We called the god Atmos, and he had his own symbolism.

We made all these infographics detailing how Sol was trying to murder us all the time with his radioactive heat-rays and the only thing protecting us was Atmos. Every time a Solism thread would pop up, or they would pop up in another thread, we would shitpost them into oblivion with our Atmos religion.

>>1532298
Fuck you.

Sol Invictus is best god.

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>>1532298
how dare you insult the glorious sun disk, Aten!

>>1528181
Our Lady Juno.

>>1528546
Aphrodite wasn't a warrior.

>>1532298
Oh but anon, the Sun is wondrous body, like a magnificent father. Sigh. If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

Ishtar. Bitch hasn't released zombies on us yet, deserves mad props.

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>>1528181
Valisystem

>>1529731
Christianity likes to pretend the OT doesn't exist and pretend that the Semitic Pantheon of Gods doesn't exist. YHWH literally overthrew El to become the leader of the Pantheon.

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The one and only

>>1528181
Selardi.

Not to be a hipster "I bet you haven't heard of my deity" fag, but because she appeared to me and told me to worship her. Determining her identity was a pain in the ass.

Mary, Mother of God.

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>>1528181
Glycon

>>1528181
None, because I am an edgy fuck.

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me my self and I

>>1528666
Checked

>>1532298
Kek, this is when shitposting gets out of hand but goes full circle to be something hilarious

>>1533617
Your god is fucking garbage.

>only made her wish because the alternative was Madoka, her friends, family and city all die to Walpurgis
>literally done out of survivors guilt and because Madoka has a huge inferiority complex
>fucking lies to Homura that she's happy as a god (Rebellion shows dead magical girls long for worldly desires and Madoka admits she would never want to abandon her friends and family)
>is made a punk bitch to Homucifer who does an infinitely better job as the god of the universe

FUCK MADOKAMI

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>>1533763
Say that to my face and not online you fucking punk ass bitch i fucking dare you

>>1533763
pls no spoiler i havent gotten around to watching movies yet

>>1533784
>>1533770
pls stp no spoil pls

>>1533786
Go pirate the 3rd movie fag. It's been over 3 years now. It's the end of the story for that worthless cunt Madoka.

>>1533796
i keep forgetting im downloading them right now pls no more spoil

>>1533806
Not sure, I bought the movie.

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Worship the god beneath you.

I'll start.

>>1528666
Holy shit

>>1528181
TONATIUH

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>>1528181
The one true God

>>1533627
>Not to be a hipster "I bet you haven't heard of my deity" fag
Yes you are.

>>1531922
Underrated

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Christian, like most any westerner, but I still have a huge interest in the Germanic gods of old.

Well, any old Indo-European religion.

>>1528181
Dionysus/Bacchus

>>1533892
t. Yamazaki

>>1533660
>worshipping a puppet

>>1533610
no, YHVH is El, or rather became El.

>>1534029
From what I understand, El is more like a title that whoever the leader of the Semitic Pantheon holds and so there was a separate deity (the God of the kingdom of Israel) that YHWH overthrew/defeated in war to become the supreme God of the Pantheon.

>>1528303
>The sun
>Source of all the atoms in the solar system

No. All of the matter that didnt accrete into the sun accreted into planets, moons, or asteroids. The matter in our solar system came from a nebula, IIRC.