Who would win in a street fight ?

>>1517785

Jesus.

He is a reincarnation of God.

>>1517785
>Jesus
Chased a few merchants out of a temple maybe, one time
Got nailed to a cross

>Muhammad
Leader of men
Conquered vast swaths of territory
Died surrounded by bitches

My bet's on big M.

>>1517795
Jesus is God

Muhammad is just some jumped up merchant who "found" gold plates in a cave.

>>1517835
You're thinking of that Mormon fella lol, and I believe the thread is asking who would win regardless of Divinity.

>>1517795
>>1517795
>>1517795
^

>>1517785
Isn't that Ali, not Muhammad?

Anyway it would go like this.

>Ali charges at Jesus with sword
>Jesus refuses to fight back
>Ali kills Jesus
>Jesus comes back to life
>Ali kills Him again
>Jesus comes back to life
>Ali gives up and admits defeat

>>1517787
>a reincarnation
Drop the "re" and turn the "a" into "the."

>>1517859
Well, since its a hypothetical battle post-Calvary it'd be more like this:

>Ali charges at Jesus with a sword
>Angel appears vaporizes Ali with Holy Fire

Or conversely:
>Ali charges at Jesus with a sword
>Jesus causes him to fall on the ground, blinds him, chastises him, and sends him to meet with a Christian to heal his sight and Ali become Allen, Apostle of Christ

>>1517859
prince a-LI

Considering available evidence points to Jesus being an ordinary human without combat experience, probably the guy with combat experience.

>>1517911

but jesus isnt a ordinary human, he is a mythical incarnation of the living word of god, might as well be fighhting a lvl 50 wizard

>>1517785

Mohammad, because he has God on his side and a sword as well.

>>1517935

Mohammad is a lvl 50 wizard with a winged horse though.

what do you think? jesus was a damn hippie and mohamed was cold-blooded murderer

>>1517859

>not just cutting Jesus' feet off.

They really look pretty similar huh, really makes u think

>>1517785
One was a pacifist preaching love and turning the other cheek and one a warrior preaching death and fighting steel with steel. I wonder?

>>1517901
Seriously though Jesus would just sneeze on him and big M would fall to his knees in worship.

>>1517951

jesus dont need a winged horse, he can raise the dead and walk on water and command spirits and levitate and 'transform' and even ressurect, even if theres some lag time

>>1517998

That doesn't sound as much use in a fight as being able to cause your enemies to go blind.

>>1517785
>all Rashidun caliphs are extremely experienced and talented military leaders

>Yeshua is just a hippie bum who yells apocalyptic preachings to people all day long

Gee I wonder who would win.

>>1517785
>reincarnation
Remove the re-.
>>1517785
Jesus would refuse to fight.

Jesus can come back from the dead and is a pacifist.
Muhammad is a warrior.

Jesus will not kill Muhammad and Jesus can't die. It's a draw.

>>1517842
>You're thinking of that Mormon fella lol
no
Muhammad was given gold plates by an "angel" in a cave, then didn't allow anyone to see and also changed his story a lot, a few times even saying there were multiple Gods.

his story is as batshit unreliable as Joseph smith but no one cares because Muslims are barbarians.

>>1519193
>Jesus will not kill Muhammad
>I have come not to bring the olive branch but the sword!

>>1517785
>desert warlord vs carpenter

What an amazing fight.

>>1517785
>Jesus
God, the Son
King of the Kings
Can use Ressurection Spell
Can use Wither Spell
Can command legions of angels

>Mohammed
Prophet
Merchant
Can use a sword
Can command legions of bedouins


Jesus is too OP, and will kill M in less than one second.

>>1519203
Isn't this about how Jesus has not come to bring peace for his followers, but to bring struggle? He hasn't arrived to usher in peace, his followers will meet the sword when they preach his name. Jesus brought the sword upon his followers at the hands of non-believers, not he himself upon non-believers. That's the only sensible way to interpret it if you read it in context

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Muslims believe Jesus is a prophet, Mohammad would not raise an arm against him.
And Mohammad was not really master of war too. In battles he was behind the line, Ali was the real champion. In Badr for instance Ali killed 21 in single combat, total enemy casualty was 70. As for territory, In his career he only conquered Medina and Mecca.
>legions of bedouins
probably half a legion at most
In these battles total casualties usually did not exceed 100.

>>1517785
>in a street fight

Jesus

he wouldnt even start it and therefore wins

>>1517785
That's not Muhammad, it's Ali. Who would certainly win as he killed many men in single combat.

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>>1519437
>If your enemies defeat you, you win

>>1517835
Jesus is God but Ali uses a sword made by God.

Pssss... nothing personal deity..

This is the classic fighter vs. wizard argument.

Anyone who votes wizard is just a nerd

>there are religious people right now

fuck jesus you fedora cucks fuck your god

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>>1517785
Ali/Muhammad
Both were trainer Warriors and had experience leading and fighting in battles.
Jesus was a carpenter

>>1517785
great movie idea.

as both of them were charlatans i think Muhammad would win. he was probably armed.

>Jesus
>hard working carpenter
>advantage while fighting in water
>death makes him stronger
>it took Rome to defeat him in his first life

>Muhammad
>merchant weakling
>advantage when fighting desert people with small armies
>death stops him from spreading outside Arab and Persian controlled countries
>took poison to defeat him

>>1517785
Ali of course. Also, all these idiots thinking that's Muhammad wtf.
Jesus would simply not fight, remember "turn the other cheek" or "cast the first stone"?

>>1520638
fug i would tap that jesus

>>1517785
hand to hand.
Christ was a carpenter for around 30 years so he was probably jacked as fuck and lifted stone and shit in his off time.
Muhammad was a trader and herdsmen, sure a leader, just not a fighter.
Jesus could break his neck with a single punch.