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>>1512559
~2550 BC: About this time, Mesannepada is king of Ur (followed by his son, A-annepadda) who founds the First dynasty of Ur and overthrows the last king of Uruk, as well as Mesalim of Kish.

That is, unfortunately, about all the information that exists about this, those guys being part of one of those fun Bronze Age dynastic lists that take up so much of the Bible, or in this case a stele.

>>1512573
Allende getting wrecked.

>>1512582
>vows not to resign
>shot himself with an assault rifle the same day
Something is fishy here

>>1512594
>594 AD
Byzantine Emperor Maurice conquers some Slavs

>>1512599
What is it with Easterners and conquering Slavs?

>>1512602
1260-
May 5 – Kublai Khan becomes a claimant to the Mongol Empire after the death of Möngke Khan.
May 21 – Kublai sends his envoy Hao Jing to negotiate with Song dynasty Chancellor Jia Sidao, after the small force left by Kublai south of the Yangtze river is destroyed by a Chinese army of the Southern Song dynasty. Chancellor Jia Sidao imprisons the entire embassy of Kublai. This slight will not be forgotten by Kublai, but he is unable to assault the Song due to the civil war with his rival brother Ariq Böke.
September 3 – The Mamluks defeat the Mongols at the Battle of Ain Jalut in Galilee, marking their first decisive defeat and the point of maximum expansion of the Mongol Empire. Isa ibn Muhanna is appointed amir al-ʿarab under the Mamluks.

Kublai...had a hard life

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>>1512612
612 B.C.E. Babylon, capital of the Neo-Babylonian Empire, becomes the largest city in the world, taking the lead from Nineveh.

>>1512620
Byzantine–Sassanid War: King Khosrau II captures Ancyra, an important Byzantine military base in central Anatolia. After the conquest of Egypt and Palestine he restores the Persian Empire as it existed in 490 BC under Darius I.

>>1512597
He just got depressed

rollin familia

rollan

>>1512624
>B.C.E.
Hi Schlomo

>>1512559
Rolling.

>>1512630
630 AD
Muhammad's Conquest of Mecca

>>1512640
Hi /pol/

>>1512689
Byzantine–Bulgarian War: Emperor Justinian II defeats the Bulgars of Macedonia and recaptures Thessalonica, the second most important Byzantine city in Europe.[1] He resettles the subdued Slavs in Anatolia (modern Turkey), where they are required to provide 30,000 men to the Byzantine army.

>>1512680
>680
The sixth ecumenical council begins in Constantinople.
Asparukh subjugates what is today Bulgaria, leading to the foundation of the First Bulgarian Empire.

>>1512694
Useless date

>>1512697
You have options besides 694, you know.

>>1512559
Rollin

>>1512761
61 AD
Battle of Watling Street, roman victory although heavily outnumbered in Britain. Marked the end of Boudicas revolt.

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>>1512782
782 AD
Massacre of Verden: Charlemagne executes 4,500 'rebel' Saxons at Verden for practicing paganism. He issues the Capitulatio de partibus Saxoniae and imposes Christianity on the Saxons, making Saxony a Frankish province.

>>1512559
Pretty cute idea op

Rolling

>>1512826
1512 - Right in the middle of the clusterfuck that was the War of the League of Cambrai

The Battle of Ravenna, fought on 11 April 1512, by forces of the Holy League and France, was a major battle of the War of the League of Cambrai in the Italian Wars. Although the French drove the Spanish-Papal army from the field, their victory failed to help them secure northern Italy, and they would be forced to withdraw from the region entirely by August 1512.

>>1512828
828 AD. Was a leap year. Also,

Siege of Syracuse: The Muslims under Asad ibn al-Furat defeat a Byzantine relief army sent from Palermo and backed by a Venetian fleet led by Giustiniano Participazio. Al-Furat decides to break off the siege at Syracuse, his forces suffer greatly from lack of food. Later he dies during an outbreak of an epidemic.

>>1512834
834 AD- Louis The Pious is restored as the King Of The Franks. Also the year that is recognized as the birth year of Aud The Deep Minded the matriarch of the people of Laxardal

Rolling for a year

>>1513598
598 AD The conversion of the Anglo-Saxons

>>1513595
Anno Domini 595
Benedictine monks under Augustine of Canterbury on a mission to Britain, to Christianize king Æthelberht and the Kingdom of Kent from native Anglo-Saxon paganism. He carries letters of commendation to bishops and is accompanied by Frankish interpreters.

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>>1513613
Muhammad (PBUH) first begins to preach to the masses

>>1513615
In this year Roman defences collapsed leading to a massive migration of Slavs into the Balkans leading to the eventual creation of all modern south Slavic states. An army of Slavs under Hacon attempt to besiege the city of Thessaloniki alongside the Avars but eventually fail. The city of Dubrovnik is founded by refugees from the mainland fleeing the destruction of Epidamnum at the hands of the Slavs.

>>1513831
31 a.d.; one of the suggested dates for the cruxifition of jesus

boops

>>1513844
Rolling again

>>1513852
Uninteresting year, most noteworthy thing to happen is a viking raid up the thames that ends up in a catastrophic defeat at the hands of saxon king Æthelwulf

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>>1512559
Wow an original thread not about wwii or africa in /his/ ?
Good job op also rolling

>>1513945
~945 BC the temple of salomon is finished

>>1513957
957 AD

Death of Western Roman Emperor Haltrinian, who ruled over Morocco

ROLLING DAT SHIZZ

>>1512559
wroughling

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>>1514007

>The Battle of Orsha was fought on 8 September 1514, between the allied forces of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania and the Kingdom of Poland, under the command of Hetman Konstanty Ostrogski; and the army of the Grand Duchy of Moscow under Konyushy Ivan Chelyadnin and Kniaz Mikhail Golitsin. The Battle of Orsha was part of a long series of Muscovite–Lithuanian Wars conducted by Muscovite rulers striving to gather all the former Kievan Rus' lands under their rule.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Orsha

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>>1514011
1514, Battle of Orsha, Lithuanians and Poles BTFO Muscovy

>>1514007
I'm a go twice off the same roll
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO VLAD THE IMPALER'S DAD!
>Vlad II (born 30 August 1400), known as Vlad Dracul (English: Vlad the Dragon), was a voivode (English: duke) of Wallachia. He reigned from 1436 to 1442, and again from 1443 to 1447. He was the father of Mircea II, Vlad Călugărul (English: Vlad the Monk), Vlad III Dracula/ Vlad Tepes, who became posthumously known by the epithet Țepeș (English: the Impaler), and Radu III the Beautiful.

>Vlad II received the surname Dracul in 1431, after being inducted into the Order of the Dragon, founded in 1408 by the King Sigismund of Hungary (the later Holy Roman Emperor), as part of a design to gain political favor from the Catholic Church and to aid in protecting Wallachia against the Ottoman Empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_II_Dracul

>>1514017
>>1514026
fuck you

>>1514030
Thanks for the contribution butthurt ruskie.
Rollin'

Rollin'

>>1516361
>Battle of Yarmouk
>Byzantines get BTFO by Muslims

>>1516360
Rome is getting buttraped

they've lost a horrible battle in Persia and the Alemanni an Franks are starting to make their push into Roman teritory

Roooooool

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>>1516656
Treaty of Königsberg is signed, establishing an alliance between Charles X Gustav of Sweden and Frederick William, Elector of Brandenburg.

>>1516673
>rip poland-lithuania