>tfw you'll never be a Roman Consul

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HE

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>>1508938
>tfw you will never be a Sassanid dynasty Cataphract rider
>You will never impale multiple Romans on your lance then return home after a hard season of campaiging to your large estate in Persia
>And fuck your qt Aryan waifu and get several more sons and daughters while your relax in the qanat pools

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>you will never be a late Roman landowner's son sheltering a group of QT grills from the barbarian onslaught beyond the frontier
>you will never take advantage of them and break all rules of hospitality in the process

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>>1508938
>you will never curb stomp mudslimes as a polish hussar

>you will never get shitfaced on vodka with a W as the turk shit empire crumbles

>>1508946
WUZ

>>1511494
BLACK

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>tfw you'll never be a Bhutanese serf happily growing rice and high-potency Bhang for your glorious and wonderful Dragon King

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>tfw you'll never be a Fezzani warlord leading religiously motivated raids on the Southern French & Italian Coasts

>>1508946
HAS

>>1513435
BLACK

>you will never be a Byzantine merchant and facefuck Theodora on a regular basis

>ywn time travel to Rome
>then be snatched by brigands and sold to slavery
>just to be bought by some richfag as a boy toy for his sadistic but very qt daughter, thanks to your relatively large frame and benis
>then prove your worth by drawing inventions and giving them to your master
>then he'd free you and marry to his daughter
>ywn live the comfy life of a roman aristocrat

>>1508938
>tfw will never go campaigning with Caesar


why live

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>you will NEVER slaughter masses of barbarians through superior Roman equipment and tactics
>you will NEVER do your duty to Roma
>you will NEVER be recruited into Augustus' Praetorian Guard
>you will NEVER have your own estate where you sow and reap
>you will NEVER have a roman qt wife and beget sons and daughters
>you will NEVER be personally recalled by the Emperor into the Evocati Augusti
Is there a feeling that is worse?
I don't think there is.

>You will never be at Leif Ericssons side
>You will never discover America
>You will never go back to Norway to advertise Vinland as a paradise in heaven to lure gullible idiots to settle there en masse
>You will never prevent the colony from being overrun by swarms of sneaky skrælingr
>Your legends will never be remembered by an American nation consisting entirely of free Norse people

I like the comfort of the internet better than a life of and toil and survival.

>>1508938
>tfw ywn be in the boarsnout of the varangian guard, messing up shieldwalls with superiour tactics
>tfw ywn leave graffiti on the hagia sofia
>tfw ywn go to moscow after doing your duty to protect constantinople to fuck some QTs
plz hold me anons