time travel

>>1470751
Assassinate John F. Kennedy

>>1470751
Sign up for the Soviet army in 1944 and get ready for some forcy fun time on a few Germanic beauties.

>>1470751
Convince Joseph Mary is a cheating whore and to have her and her unborn child stoned

>>1470751
I would just go back in time and convince Europeans to colonize Africa well before the 18th century

>>1470882
They couldn't do that and they tried multiple times, it was only the first machine gun that allowed them to do that, everything dies if you get close to the center, horses, people, everything. It wasn't possible, all Europeans could do was establish coastal outposts or close relations with existing African kingdoms.

go back to Lucy
kill it

Burn down every human community that attempts to settle down and develop an agrarian society

Rinse and repeat until humanity develops a pathological adversity to agriculture and remains a hunter-gatherer species forever

Most problems solved.

>>1470751
I go to the time of the Cuban Missile Crisis and advocate nuclear war between the U.S and U.S.S.R. while also developing some kind of disease that will wipe out any humans that survive the nuclear fallout.

No man, no problems.

>>1470751

Set up a google alerts and kill any one who suggests building a dreadnought.

Kill Stalin, somehow escape with my life, go to the US and invent the electric guitar.

Go back to the time of the neanderthals and join in with the human raping parties finding me some neanderthal booty

>>1470751
find hitlers father 2 weeks before he fucks hitlers mom, and bump into him so hitlers sperm doesnt make it to the womb. do the same for mussolini.