You cannot know nuffin'
Also the gods suck
t. Xenophanes
Actually Xenophanes was a monotheist before it was cool:
> One god greatest among gods and men,
> Resembling mortals neither in body nor in thought.
> … whole [he] sees, whole [he] thinks, and whole [he] hears,
> but completely without toil he agitates all things by the thought of his mind.
> … always he remains in the same (state), agitated not at all,
> nor is it fitting that he come and go to different places at different times.