What was going through his mind when this was being painted?

>>1449184
>this chair is too stiff
>the painter looks like a filthy intellectual
>I wish I was with Josephine again
>this collar is too tight
>the room is too red
>I wish I was invading somebody right now
>United kingdom? more like united cuckdom heh heh!
>is it time for my hot chocolate yet?
>how much longer will this picture take?
>I bet this will amuse the plebs
>I might give this fag a medal, liberals love medals
>I could be out raping some Austrians right now
>I wish I was at the schonbrun
>my arms starting to cramp
>I hope he covers my receding hair line
>I can't believe I left my hat in the other room
>fuck sake

>six months ago, just six months ago, I had it all
>had the whole world in my grasp
>500 000 men strong undefeatable army
>largest borders my nation has had since the Frankish times
>all of the old world washed away and replaced by revolutionary stuff I came up with after 1780's
>six fucking months ago

>>1449184
>can a monkey be fired from a cannon? if so, what calibre monkey would be most useful in breaking holes through infantry columns?

"I need to fucking shit like mad yo."

>>1449184

>If I see that faggot Alexander again i'm going to beat him to death