Which historical person had the best facial hair?

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>>1434079

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>>1434140
>>1434090
Far superior

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Best intellectual, best economist, best philosopher, best facial hair.

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Greatest mind, greatest facial hair.

no hitler allowed

>>1434287
OP said historical person.

>>1434287
his facial hair objectively sucked though

>>1434221
Which is why everyone who implemented his policies failed

>>1434079

Jesus Christ

>>1434319
Jesus Christ what?

>>1434316
If you think his policies can simply be implemented, you didn't understand his work.

Which is probably those "implementations" failed.

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What's going on in this thread?

>>1434371
Or if every country that implemented them self imploded, then the policies must just not be achievable, no matter how much you wish it.

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If you want good facial hair, you look for classical anarchists.

Dad

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>>1434437
Fuckin' seriously, I aint kidding.

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>>1434442
Some of them could even do more understated styles.

Guan Yu

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Step aside, plebians

>>1434221
>>1434371
I think they failed because of the inadequate facial hair of their leaders.
Lenin did what he could, but was not blessed with the necessary capilar capital. Trotsky had a chance but was too unaware to exploit it. Stalin had what it took, but was an underachiever who was satisfied with ruling russia with a good but average moustache.

Mao and the chinese just couldn't do it, and Deng knew it.

>>1434754
>Mao and the chinese just couldn't do it
As in they they didn't have the necessary hair follicles?

>>1434413
Again, Marx predicted the natural course of capitalism. "Marxism" isn't something that can be forced to happen. It can't just be implemented and doing so changes what Marx theorized.

What failed were bastardizations of Marx's theory attempting to be forced under different criteria, i.e Maosim, Leninism, Stalinism, etc.

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Why did it become taboo for US presidents to have facial hair again?

>>1434221
>literally hobo-tier facial hair

Fuck off commie

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Napoleon III had some great facial hair.

>>1434595
Good post

>>1438789
>nap 3
you mean de gauel,right?

>>1438789
Probably the highest achieving FAS sufferer in history 2bh pham

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>>1434079

>>1439272
I really don't like her paintings.

>>1439208
this. god bless the emperor

the usurpers will be avenged

There was this Russo japanes war or ww1 era japanese general with a fucking magnificent moustache. Don't remember his name tough

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>>1438902
this, Nicholas had top tier facial hair

the monkey guy that create evolution had really big beard

>>1440080
t. American

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Your ideology blinds you, you cannot see Zizek's facial hair is most august and reigns supreme