we certainly need a his/ porn thread to fap on

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post what you have

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its not exacty porn but it's quite fappable. i just wish he had a proper dong and not a prepubescent boypeen. apparently little virgin boydicks were the norm in renaissance art, plus michelangelo was a boyfucker. such a shame in an otherwise godly sculpture

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> not fapping to peruvian pottery

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propaganda involving Marie Antoinette and the duchess of Pequigny.

>>1417274
betas.jpg

>>1417176
>greek "women"

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anime

>>1417301
Translation:
LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”

MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!

SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”

Holy shit, this is literally a hentai plot.

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>>1417363
>Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu
>Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”
>Nura nura doku doku doku…

>>1417363
>Published in 1814

We can confirm it wasn't the nukes then.

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An offering from /mlp/

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>>1417386
I blame China

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>>1417363
>got a boner reading this

I must leave 4chan forever for the sake of my own humanity.

>>1417425
Left panel looks funny in a drawing but it's gonna hurt for her if the servants aren't gentle and cautious.

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Persia reporting in

>>1417436
I think this one specifically is technically indian (Mughal). Persian in style and inspiration, but indian in origin.

Not like the web this comes from doesn't have plenty of genuinely iranian product, though.

>>1417233
whats so great about him?
he doesnt even have a sixpack

>>1417432
In the truest sense of the term, this is historical porn.

>>1417458
I think you are being too coarse.

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WE WUZ

>>1417458
heterosexual cuck detected

real men don't look like vanilla ice or a ken doll anon. you'd have to be gay to understand

>>1417477
I am a real man and I have a sixpack.
Its not really that hard to get down to 10% bodyfat

If you go on /fit/ current body thread, there are many users who look way better than david

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XX Dinasty

>>1417436
Mughal

>>1417493
ew i don't like the way the guys look on /fit/. i guess it's a matter of taste in the end. david is supposed to have natural beauty, not achieved beauty i guess. i like skinny dudes, ottermode dudes, and david-dudes. muscular and super cut guys are off-putting me. not that i'm much of a chooser †bh....

>>>/u/2089805

>>>/u/2007878

>>1417517
It's the same for a lot of women. Most /fit/izens are trying too hard and it shows, that's why they look better than the rest of virgins but are still sad virgins.

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>>1417521
this thread is for hardcore stuff

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>>1417493
real mans are bearmode faggot. that was the only way you couldn't be killed from the smallest wound

pic related, manly men having manly fun

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>>1417425
What the fuck why are asiatic elites obsessed with the sex swing?

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/his/ on the left

>>1417557
Is this dude Avogadro?

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/thread

>>1417570
filename.gold

>>1417540
a lot of mma fighters have a sixpack, you know.
beeing at 10% bodyfat doesn't somehow make you weaker than 20%

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>>1417585

>>1417432
War.
War never changes.
And sex

>>1417587
Makes you more open to some injuries tho, I suppose. It also makes you lighter and you now can fight in a lower class, with lighter people.

Now I really don't know about MMA, can you tell me if fighters from the heaviest class are masculine or fatty compared to others? And are there cross class fights where the lighter guys win mostly?

>>1417363
what. no fucking way.

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>>1417767
>being this gaijin

>>1417493
People back then didn't even have half the shit /fit/ has today to look like that.

>>1417289
>>/MLP/

>>1417664
The heavy guys in MMA, still tend to have flat bellies and some definition in that area.

Click the names to see body pics: http://www.tapology.com/rankings/current-top-ten-heavyweight-mma-fighters-265-pounds.

A guy like this is able to kick you over the head, both of you standing. He can't just be burly, he needs to be nimble too.

Anyway, have you seen any hunter-gatherers looking like >>1417540? Primitive men weren't usually burly.

>>1417432
If you analyze the image - when societies repress sexual behavior in that case clothing covering the body and less sexual scene - it's followed by more violent scenes, otherwise it's just a long chain.

>>1417432
oh cool I saw this on pinterest once. Do you browse that too, anon? Also did anyone notice that the later Egyptian dynasties had women basically wearing sheer curtains for dresses? lol

>>1417233
I thought that back in the day large penises were bad since it meant you were closer to being a beast

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>>1417456
>>1417500
Looks post-Mughal to me. Like these.

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>>1418782

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>>1418785

>>1417257
wow, men were already betas back then

>>1417432
>women are oppressed sexual object and it's bad
yeah this is done by pure betas.

>>1417435
what ? no, it is dangerous for the guy. Plenty of women break the cocks of a few of their lovers when they do not do missionary.

>>1417176
>sex with women
>vomitingspartan.fresco

>>1417363
>soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips.
...Her hips were moving on their own?

>>1418799
What? If that is all you got from this image despite that fact that every single image of someone being brutally murdered was a man, then you are literally an idiot. The point is both are bad. Hell, I don't even think the image was necessarily making a judgment on if one was worse than the other or not.

>>1418785
>flying vagina's
>dude wearing satin like a woman

>>1418772
born too late

>>1418855
What do you mean? To have a pinterest account or the fact about Egypt? I was pointing the latter out in general since I noticed that difference a lot in ancient Egyptian depictions.

>>1418774
Its so faggots like you wouldn't stare at the fucking dong when the sculpture is suppose to be about man's higher faculties.

>>1417432
>that old greek guy fingering the little boy
perfect

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>>1417176

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>>1418782
>having sex with headless wife/concubine
>halal
>curing his anal disease with the semen of magic dildos
>halal
>that outfit

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>>1418949
Somebody gets the reference

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Does this count?

>>1418933
Is this prophet muhammed fucking a goat?

>>1419005
It's 17th Century Turkish porn, not 8th Century Arab porn

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>>1417233
>prepubescent boypeen

Oh no...oh God.

>>1417432
Sauce, please? I want to see the Hi res of this pic

>>1419056
Seconded

>>1417301
OH MY GOD HOW LONG HAS HENTAI BEEN A THING?!?!?

>>1417233
You stupid cunt, it's a fight-or-flight response to the stare down with fucking Goliath.

>>1418965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TGalu36BHA

>>1417233
??? but anon thats like a 2 inch penis while flacid, that could grow up to at leats a pretty mild 5.

>>1418932
why does Mehmet over there look so shocked?

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>>1417310
This one is better.
>That Servant.

>>1418545
>>1418799
I think you're projecting your own bias unto the picture. I don't see the oppression of women, I see how sexual tastes have varied over time.

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I can fap to it at least

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>>1419064
>>1419056
>>1417432
its Milo Manara. I know this because reasons.
g.e-hentai.org/g/419859/eb788070b3/

>>1417289
>horsed

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1850 france me think

>>1418774
Which is funny considering Humans are one of the animals with the biggest penis to body ratio

>>1418799
It's done by Manara, you idiot. An erotic/porn Italian artist

>>1417363
>Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

Jesus fucking Christ what

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I've been waiting for a thread like this

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MONGOL STYLE

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UGUUU

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is this a fetish?

>>1417282
Are there no propaganda pictures of Marie Antoinette with her son? Need them for historical research.

>>1418915
This literally gave me a boner

Help

>>1417363
Can we use this as pasta?

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>>1419837

>>1417585
too much muscle

t. irish girl

>>1419970
>You will never fuck Theodora while Justinian watches.

>>1419891
What does the text say? Anyone speak french?

>>1419887
I think jesus is coming back to life in the background

>>1419894
Yeah, it's called Inflation porn.

>>1417557
KAMALA NO

>>1417176
What the fuck am I doing with my life

>>1420024

I am not in a comfy place: I want to fuck, that's enough:
The duvet, a chair, a rock is my bed.
But on the grass on that day my new position
I did not regret the luxury of the boudoir:
I have flowers for perfume, your beautiful arse as a mirror
What a lovely appearance!...that nature is beautiful!...

That's a directish translation. If I was a bit looser with it it'd look something like:
I am not comfortable; I want to fuck, that's it.
The duvet, a chair, a rock is my bed
But on the grass today my new position
Didn't make me miss the comfort of the bedroom
I have flowers for perfume, your sweet arse as a mirror
What a lovely appearance! Nature is so beautiful!

>>1420076
Is it some sort of poem promoting fucking in nature? Kinda nice.
Big thanks for the translation Anon!

>>1420079
Pretty much. No worries, it was fun to actually use my french for once

>>1420076
>I am not comfortable
Should be more like "I am not fussy/delicate, I just want to fuck"

>>1418786
>the pain, suffering & horror in the deer's eyes
>the emotionless expression on the man's face
wtf m8

>>1420084
Ahh thank you. I'm shit with idiomatic expressions

>>1419198
kek

>>1419929
yeezus, nips packing fuckin mammoth-dicks lol

>>1418774
Yes kinda that.

>>1418805
That too, but sudden violent penetration is extremely painful.

>>1417585
Did the romans have steriods?

>>1419240
Looks like an 'interdasting' stare to me.

>>1419887
Love the detail of the cuck monkey

>>1419894
It's a medical thing.

But yes.

>>1420132
what did they mean by that

>>1419887
WHITED

>>1420136
Just humour probably. Monkeys are fun.

>>1417432
love it

>>1418912
Underrated post.

>>1419837
i figured out it was him when i saw that blatant Berlusconi in the bottom row

>>1418785
putting pussy on a pedestal. that guy needs a drill over at /r9k/

>>1417432
>that iklwa

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>>1417363
>all that sound effect
>that handwriting
You can actually tell how hard the author is while writing this

>>1418791
>eating pussy is beta
K

Why women weren't shaving their cunts till 90's?

>>1420125
Hercules certainly did.

>>1421473
because the patriarchy was busy with other forms of oppression and we just didn't get to pubic shaming until then

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>>1419929

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>>1421504
What's so shocking about a couple kissing?

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>>1421512

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>>1419832

>>1417363
Fun fact: The picture's called "The Fishermans Wife", so those two octopi are cucking a guy.

>>1417570
>DRAGONED

>>1421777
>cucking
It's called NTR.

>>1417432
Saw this back in 2004 or 05

Back then it angered me so much

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>>1418791
>Going down on pussy is beta

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>>1417176
Something about the legs is extremely arousing.

>>1418782
Looks like she's up for giving head.

>>1421954
True too bad the pic you posted has them covered you faggot.

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Historical lolis

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>>1419158
The Japanese have an entire history of pornography.

A lot of it is yaoi.

>>1418791
Eating good pushy is alpha as fuck.

You've never encountered a vagina or you've only encountered gross vaginas. Or you're a fag.

>>1417570
>cucked by a dragon
nothing wrong with that

>>1418791
virgin confirmed

>>1421473
Pretty sure some cultures did totally or partially. Arabs shaved their asses so I'm sure some shave the cunt. Egyptians shaved their whole bodies.

>>1417233
if you take a bird eye view image of that he looks kinda nervous.

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>>1421777
OCTOPUSED

>>1419039
greeks and romans considered big dicks to be gross and brutish, small or mid sized peens were considered best.Would you want too spend 72 hours chiseling out a massive cock from marble?

>>1417432
Damn, that's detailed as fuck.
If two things are constant in mankind's history, it's murder and boning.

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>>1419986
does this do the trick for you?

>>1419894

looks like a medical enema

>>1419346
That one in the top right looks doable

>>1419894
>Andrew Dobson's Timeline.jpg

-men want to be validated, to feel relevant, meritorious, worthy, responsible, like he says
-when men feel disconnected from reality, non-worthy, they think of suicide
-men understand that other men are just as pathetic as them
-therefore men cannot be validated by other men, but by something that is not male
-men want therefore to be validated by
--women
--higher men who do not feel the need to be validated
-higher men are rare
-women are not rare
-how to be validated, to be noticed by cumdumpsters?
-women are hedonistic, which means they are egotistic and what feeds their ego is their pleasures.
-therefore, to be noticed by women, men love to try to please women
-how to please tramps?
-women love sex and money
-women love to love sex and money
-- therefore men give them money and sex FOR FREE
-men understand then that other men give money and sex to the same woman.
-men understand that women LOVE to have plenty of lovers
-men understand that women DESPISE poor &/or ugly men SINCE those men cannot feed her hedonism
-most men remain unvalidated, unnoticed and whine >no gf
-women compete with other to get the best men
-most women always get what they want from men, even a solid decade after their menopause. EACH girl KNOWS that, in her life, there will ALWAYS be one man more dedicated to her than to any other girl.
-women want sex, as said, but equally to be entertained outside the bedroom (which cost money)
-the goal of the girl is to get the best man who will focus on her for a very long time
-no such man exists, so she will seek men who satisfy her through sex and other men who satisfy her through comfort
-men being worms, they build various strategies to provide for women
-men being worms, they attempt to avoid passing for worms in saying ''women are sluts and useless''

the fact is that women are smarter than worms, and worms despises this. they will say that any other woman which is not their /true one/wife-gf/oneitis is a whore out of bitterness.

>>1421473
Lysistrata and other Aristophanes plays back in 400 B.C. mentions that Athenian women (and most Greek women besides for Spartan women) trimmed, waxed, or burn the hair off their pussy to have them look younger and more fuckable.

So bring that up next time some lazy cunt says that bush-trimming is a recent trend and that all historical cultures didn't give a shit about it.

They also are implied in those plays to have shaved all their leg / arm / armpit hair too as-well.

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>>1417363
>“Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

>>1421666
Kinky

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>>1422157
This one is posted often but god damn

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>nobody posted this one

>>1422050
thats what makes them sexy

a tease can get you going faster than straight up nudity

>>1417570
St.George's origin story.jpg

>>1423391
What about fags?

>>1423614
>exploded rodent.jpg

>>1423735
>no homo

>>1419859
>Which is funny considering Humans are one of the animals with the biggest penis to body ratio
Not really. Humans are just exceptional for primates.

>>1421520
That's brilliant.

>>1418962
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] beep beep!
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR PENIS WILL SHRINK 2 IN

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This 4chan porn thread has gone long enough without some traps

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>>1426024

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>>1426031

>>1417274
>Bitch get back here you ain't leavin till I get that D

>>1417363
You just made that up.

>>1421844
Why? How old are you?

>>1419928
You wish CoC had that kinda sick shit.

I found it regrettably vanilla.