Happy Bastille day /his/ Let's have French history thread

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veev lu frons

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L-É-F! L-É-F! L-É-F!
L-É-F! L-É-F! L-É-F!
L-É-F! L-É-F! L-É-F!
L-É-F! L-É-F! L-É-F!

The most influential country in the past 2000 years of European history. Thankyou France for your law, your mediaeval literature, your emperors, your art, your bourbons, your creation of modern cuisine, your philosophy and your military.

People are still a bunch of rude pricks though.

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>be a worker at the Bastille doing your job
>be murdered on the day your country is figuratively liberated

sucks

>>1412665
*L-É-F-T

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>>1412651
i am sorry, I won't congratulate you massacrating the vendee peasants, nor replacing kang and aristocracy with bourgeoisie and shadow republicunt qabal, "grand orient" and so

"VIVE L'EMPEREUR!" I'd rather scream, seeing how kcmodded you're today. you were original sweden, or jermoney, before it was cool

"there is no such a thing as an ethnic french" - some post-napoleonic3 arsehole, would you agree?

>new pakistan
>noncompetitive tax rates
>noncompetitive job industry
Yawn, why does this country even exist

>>1412737
/Pol/ incarnate.

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>>1412786
/new/sman ackthually, I tried lefty/pol/ but it was too kc tier for my likings

r8, don't h8 nor m8

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>>1412823
>>1412786
Freemasonry is enemy of the working and peasant class. Why do you think not even fucking trots - 4th internationale, were allowed to join it?

In states of the Comintern and Axis likewise it was persecuted really hard. In Poland, Moscicki regulation delegalised it too, as there were many western infiltrators from the lodges like retinger, or olechowski today.

The "French revolution" was burgher in origin. And it was orchestrated by the masonry, something they brag about openly, same one which gave rise to the US&A, the Great Satan and greatest evil in existence. We won't achieve world peace till the Washington will not be nuked at least!

They push heavy liberalism, but have many "wings" and heresies, originating in the Lowlads.
The Grand Orient of France generally LARPs as "leftists", but you can yourself see the "Parti Socialiste" who are social-liberals (aka democrats), what they do. It's implied only Le Pen family wasn't part of that shit in the politics of modern day, you guys needs heavy liberation, by which I mean purges.

>>1412737
>"there is no such a thing as an ethnic french"
Yes there is and Muslims and blacks are not part of it.

I feel like France gets more cool stuff than Britain, even if Britain's is often more practical.

(See, French carriers not having le-fucking-ramps, Rafale not being a multinational project v.s. Eurofighter, Mirage being an export success vs Britain's more limited export jets historically, independent nuclear deterrent with french-made missiles vs Britain's 'independent' deterrent using American missiles, albeit cheaper and better performing ones.)

Plus France having space-launch capability (Arianne)

France is cool.

This feels awkward

>>1412665
>"ma, if you're a girl"

That's absolutely not how French possessives work.

their language sounds really gay to english speaking people, from my experience.

it's a 5.3/10 country at most.