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/His/ feels thread 2016-07-04 02:25:07 Post No. 1367884
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/His/ feels thread Anonymous 2016-07-04 02:25:07 Post No. 1367884 [Report]

>tfw you will never sail with a crew of English Privateers and terrorize the Spanish Main on the orders of the governor of Jamaica
>tfw you will never make the Pirate Round and sieze Indian ships carrying Spices, Calico, and Silk
>tfw you will never be discharged from the British Royal Navy after Queen Anne's War and turn to Piracy
>tfw you will never spend your loot in the Pirate Republic of Nassau
>tfw when you will never raid the Ottoman Coast with the Zaporozhian Cossacks and then hide up the Dniepr
>tfw you will never take Muslim Slaves from North Africa in your Pirate Galley

Sometimes I just listen to Pirate Shanties on /f/ and cry

Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:17:49 Post No.1368368
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I've got good news for you senpai. The pirate business is seeing the biggest boom it's had in centuries. Pack up your bags, fall in with pic related, and be prepared to sail those high seas with fervor.

Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:22:11 Post No.1368376
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Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:22:11 Post No.1368376 [Report]

>tfw this is probably the most embarrassing time to be of iranian descent in human history except directly after the islamic conquest

Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:24:55 Post No.1368385
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Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:24:55 Post No.1368385 [Report]

>>1367884
>tfw you'll never die from scurvy because your crew ran out of rum and limes

Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:42:13 Post No.1368418
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Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:42:13 Post No.1368418 [Report]

>>1368385
>Tfw you'll never have to worry about finding works in your hardtack
The other pirating stuff OP mentioned is cool though. Booty and loot is nice.

Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:49:00 Post No.1368424
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Anonymous 2016-07-04 05:49:00 Post No.1368424 [Report]

>>1367884

>I wasn't born a Mongolian in 1212

Anonymous 2016-07-04 07:59:07 Post No.1368722
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>tfw you'll never patrol along farmlands & smoke maryjuana in your comfy shorts with your black & white teammates

Anonymous 2016-07-04 08:02:16 Post No.1368729
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Anonymous 2016-07-04 08:02:16 Post No.1368729 [Report]

>>1368722

This... There were days when blacks and whites can engage in top racial bantz.... That was until fucking BLM came along.

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>>1367884

>tfw when I'll never participate in glorious conquest of Celtic barbarians, conquer Carthaginian plebs, back stab political leaders and participate in full on orgies...

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