>/his/ humor Go ahead.

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>>1302299

anybody have the long greentext post about the christian monk that preserved knowledge during the dark ages and laments that fedoralords propagate the idea that Christianity held science back?

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>>1302527
nvm I found it

>>1302297

I expected him to be using a dating site...

>>1302529
i dont get this can somone explain?

>>1302817
After Diocletian abdicated he retired to a small palace in Croatia and farmed cabbages.

>>1302846
Oh ok, thank you

>>1302529
Kek, 10/10

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>>1302323

>>1302304
so...you shouldn't duck with Portugal?

>>1303966
>>1304024
>>1304080
The eternal Teuton

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>>1302297

>>1304098
Why do we get to be the faggots and how are we supposed to be /pol/' counterpart? Let that for /lgbt/ and let /his/ alone out of that crappy containment board fights.

>>1304098
What is that picture from?

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>>1304114
Gangs of New York.

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>>1304116

Cna someone post the strip of a bunch of guys arguing over philosophers and going insane at the end?
I don't know the name but its a meme template of some short.

>>1304114
press the google image search button and you find out

>>1304109
It's humor, man. I don't really care all that much.

/lgbt/ doesn't really fit with the Dead Rabbits anyway.

>>1304109
We're the fresh, new board
and /pol/ is the old establishment board and reminds me of the historical "Know-Nothing" movement that Bill The Butcher and his gang are based off of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing

>>1304124
I can't tell if you're politely tipping your hat because he answered your question or because you think Gangs of New York is fedora-tier.

>>1304172
I'm >>1304116 and >>1304124 and I was awnsering myself because I'm dumping. But my dump happened to be just two pictures, dunno where the rest went.

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>>1304138
This one?

>>1304299
Not him but I love it.

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>>1302297

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>>1302297

>>1302532
A classic

>>1304299
Close. Is this template without the last two pics. Do you know where or how to find more of these?
The one I was thinking of spoke about Stirner, Nietzsche, Plato, etc...

>>1304318
And Fegelein wasn't even involved

>>1304098
This

>>1304116
Where is this from? There's an illustration just like it in the Schillinger chronicles.

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dumping what I have

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>>1304318
Are the Nazis the greatest pranksters in history?

>>1302532
>Be Irish monk.
>Be born into a society where Christianity happened to spread
>Love books and knowledge, particularly the ones that confirm my biases about God
>Spend most of my life copying books by hand, if only they were books about empirically-gathered knowledge pertaining to physical phenomenon, and not the speculations of dead philosophers and the dogma of the religion that happened to spread to my land fastest.
> Fucking Vikings attack

>>1304914
you forgot
>a millennium later autistic manchildren glorify your attackers

>>1304935
That does suck.
And I imagine the Irish Monk in the example story is a virtuous and hard working person.

Doesn't make him any less indoctrinated and subject to the ideas of his times.

Atheismus non est per se Fedora

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>>1304378
Here you go anon

>>1304157
>/pol/
>old

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Requesting image of a clock with Luther, Bismarck, Hitler and Merkel showing "time to fuck up Europe"?

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>>1304803

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>>1305050

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my favorite

>>1305037
Well yes they're old... by like 2030 their beliefs will be almost extinct.

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>>1305095

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>>1302532
>>1304914
> Be Christian
> don't care about pagans too much
> Let bygones be bygones
> Priests bishops and other Christians want to do away with practically everything made by pagans.
>They fight over things about god that dont really matter in the end
> They don't realize just how much Jesus talked in metaphors
> They don't want to think about anything outside of their circle of knowledge about the world, with no curiosity about the how just because they know the why of a situation.
> They burn down libraries that don't even have to do with other religions
>TFW these people are in charge of interpreting gods will and guiding you to heaven

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>>1305074
vielen Dank

>>1304112
well memed

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>>1302297

>>1304114
Gangs of New York. Pretty based movie, takes place in a historical setting very few films take on and does a decent job portraying the manners, speech, dress and politics of the time.

>>1304807
Saved.

>>1302297
Anyone have the one where everyone takes the philosophy test and Rousseau (or Locke, forget which) is last in all of them and someone wrote this thing about how every school of thought agrees he's retarded.

>>1304935
And you forget

>a millennium later autistic manchildren will larp on your behalf

I think this thread would be better off on /reddit/.

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>>1305074
>>1305050

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>>1305101
>Trying to predict the belief evolution

By 2016 communism will have become extinct, I mean, now that the CCCP is over...

>>1304322
EN SVENSK TIGER

The soundtrack to crusader kings 2 is really good.

>>1305065
Edgy

>>1302304
>dé-mos
quem é que escreveu esta merda?

>>1307483
>celts
Change it to picts

>>1304302
I'm romanian and ashamed that I'm not getting this. What's the catch?

>>1307668
Bulgaria soon after the Balkan War with the Turks went retard and tried to invade everyone around them.

>>1307490
Picts didn't exist in the early 2nd century AD. Picti appear later on. They were presumably a later confederation of northern tribes that banded together in the face of Roman aggression.

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>>1307668
Once upon a time we decided to fight everybody after beating the turks in 1912.
Then you joined.

>>1304803
god this made me cringe,
where did you find it? Buzzfeed?

>>1305149
fucking SOURCE please?

also, don't include any mercenary or military sieges, those fucks were sick, I mean actions sanctioned by the Papal State.

>>1305037
I mean, even though it's younger than most hobby boards, you can't deny that it's basically a continuation of /new/

>>1304322
EN SVENSK TIGER

>>1304807
>nobus
everytime

>>1305065
I can't see anything wrong with this

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>>1304803
>badass women
Bongs fucking wish

God, these are so shitty
Reddit would be proud

>>1302532
Where's the counter-pasta?

>>1310971
Is that a book, comic or something? Its funny.

>>1310971
>>1311017
>our last two digits

It's from The Fantastic Four #10 - The Return Of Doctor Doom!

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>>1311030
Oh shit, spoopy.

>>1310932
There isn't one because there doesn't need to be one.

>>1304098
Pretty much.

>>1305074
off to /pol/ with ya

>>1310912
saved

>>1310939
What?

>>1310913
I though it was gonna be a poo in the loo joke.

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This thread has a low amount of dubs.

>>1305113
Romans deserved to lose.

>>1304116
this looks so stupid. I would get it if that was a kettle-helmet covering his eyes, but it's so tight fitting - this guy can't see shit.

>>1304322
EN SVENSK TIGER

>>1304322
EN SVENSK TIGER

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1311496
>Stalin checking dubs 3.jpg
Post the other 2

>>1311775
wtf i hate Americans now

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worst thing to happen in the middle ages

>>1311775
But the actually number is not even shorter. They accomplished nothing. Why frat, why.

>>1304322
EN SWÄNSK TIGGER

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>>1302297

>>1311968
You went too far the other way. This is just edgy, regardless if it's true or not.

It isn't humour either.

>>1310564
in the days of Caesaropapism, emperor Theodosius made all paganism illegal,Pope Theolopius of Alexandria oversaw the closing destruction of Pagan temples, which libraries tended to have within them, despite the library caretakers being largely agnostic.

>>1311777
trips

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>>1304109
>how are we supposed to be /pol/' counterpart?
/pol/ loves Germany and hates France.
/his/ loves France and ridicules Germany.

Voltaire is to us what Hitler is to them.

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>>1312858

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>>1312863

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>>1312865

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>>1312868

>>1312868
The best one.

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>>1311775

>>1311968
I'm not sure what to make of this picture. The subjective ideologies proposed are opposed to each other but both are right.

>>1312646
desu I hate France more than any other country
maybe its just because I had to learn their asinine language for 6 years in elementary school

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/r/ing the crusader version of Gaius et Aulus

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>>1304116

>>1312932
Saved

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for anyone who gets this

>>1312875
blatantly copied from the mitchell and web sketch

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Dumping

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>>1312960

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>>1312963

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>>1312940
Genius.

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>>1312967

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I still hate myself for making this

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>>1312969

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>>1312971

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>>1312976

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for any latin students

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>>1312986

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>>1311784

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>>1312993
That's all I'll dump for now

>>1313016
Should be gravitas.

>>1313022
thats fair

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20 years in Microsoft paint.

>>1311452
Wha?

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>>1304098
Beautiful

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>>1304116
>>1304124
I like meme medieval art

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>>1312921

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>>1312998
>>1313069
me too. the thread
>pic related
came from was all about the monks who illustrated parchments and how snails and rabbits were like, medieval memes. so funny.

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>>1313092

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>>1313092

>>1312955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

>>1313138
ohhh, had no idea. thanks.

>>1304914
Can you not be triggered by a joke about fedora fags?

>>1312875
I get the skulls and maybe even the trenchcoats, but why are giant cannons more evil than fucking nukes?

>>1304157
I'm glad this was posted here. Read that wiki link on the Know-Nothings. I liked this quote from a letter by Abraham Lincoln:

>I am not a Know-Nothing — that is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that 'all men are created equal.' We now practically read it 'all men are created equal, except negroes.' When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes and foreigners and Catholics.' When it comes to that I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty — to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.

>based Abe

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>>1313337
>Belligerents: Israel
>34 US Navy sailors killed

Does anybody here have the comic where a guy goes through a time machine to the Library of Alexandria and only finds pictures of birds and shit?

>>1304299
Oh shit is that where that came from

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>>1304116
Mine's too smily to be called butthurt.

>>1304999
does anyone here actually remember deep & edgy besides me

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>*it was a hologram*
>*Teleports to pearl harbor*

Psh... Nothing personnel...

>>1310923
>And Athens too

Context? Have Rome and Athens ever been close allies or something?

>>1312878
lol

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here is an old (early days of /his/ reaction image thread. some familiar ones, a lot of funny ones.

http://4archive.org/board/his/thread/6902

>>1305149
forgot
>centuries after peaceful conversion of land to christianity Anglo-Pope sanctions Holy War against not-catholic-enough Irish
>normans come
>english come
>everything goes to shit
fug

>>1313477
this is too perfect

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>>1313035

>>1311496

The fact the text is backwards triggers my autism.

>>1310712

This guy hated Hungarians like nobody's fucking business.

>>1313144
Anyone have a source on the cup and emptiness story?

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato

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>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato

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>>1304086

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>>1304318
>defected soon after

>>1310952

sleep tight, Plato

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1310952
Sleep tight Plato

I got an interview tomorrow.

>>1310952
Sleep tight Plato

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

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who here remembers the beginning of /his/ and the legendary finno-korean hyper-war

>>1311775
This can be interpreted as
>Class of 2
Since Roman numerals are really just a simple add/subtract formula. You'd add 1 to 2, and then subtract 3 from 5.

>>1311775

>Roman numerals
>Zero

This is why even third world nations have better education systems than America

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>>1314386
>7

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1308780
What is this meme called? And does anyone have the WWII version?

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato :)

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato

>>1305065
Pocahontas: The Game

>>1314479
>No Druid Confederarion
>No Reptilian Commune

Dumb mapm

>>1313345
Not in the way you think. A case of mistaken identity had an Israeli fighter plane and torpedo boat fire on a research ship. The US quite famously did not support Israel in the Six Day War, as the USSR was threatening war.

>>1314386
Please tell me there's an archive of the origins of that war.

Also
>Albania in the Caucasus Range
>Not placing it in India alongside Romania and Bulgaria

Come on, give me something to mock my own people.

>>1310921
based

>>1313149
Hahahaha.

>>1312519
Nigger you still didn't cite a source

>>1304124
m'fair maiden

>>1304803
>"badass women"
>bedouins in Mauretania

>>1304116
fuck i have seen this pic before and i have tried to find it for ages. plz post the whole pic.
It's funnier because the guy getting a spear up his ass is an arab.

>>1315660
>>1315665
Much better serf

>>1310931
I mean, it's pretty impressive when your first language is Arabic.

>>1315781
Top bant

>>1302304
what am I reading?

>>1302532
Im going to play M&B:W just to reenact this

>>1308780
>can't see
lel

>>1313477
This gif is older than half the posters on /b/

>>1313430
>1 killed: suicide
What?

>>1310952
sleep tight plato

>>1315537
http://www.tulane.edu/~august/H303/chronologies/Triumph_Christianity_b.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_persecution_of_paganism_under_Theodosius_I

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

I need to stay awake today to sleep early tonight to wake up early tomorrow.

>>1312961
I don't get it.

>>1302304

>Castille's performance against Portugal

That's why you weren't taken seriously by anyone, I mean, what the fuck is that in the battle of Valverde, first time I heard of it, holy fuck.

It truly is suffering to be a SpanishEmpireaboo

>>1312646
/pol/ hates the modern versions of both

>>1316284
The portuguese never show how the king of Portugal tried to become ruler of Castille with his bitch and was BTFO'd by the Catholic Kings, as immortalized in Fuenteovejuna despite not being the central theme of the play.

Instead they show anecdotical wars and battles nobody has ever heard about.

>>1302529

tippest toppest kek

>>1316262
socrates literally tormented so many people with his arguments and questioning that they had to kill him to stop the butthurt

think thats what that guy was going for

>>1316194
Have you ever been to Iceland.

>>1316389
Looks more like a parody of Plato's works where Socrates is the protagonist.

>>1305065
kek

>>1310712
Lost my shit at the Russian "A volunteer"

If you have facebook, go to Classical Art Memes. It's /his/ flavored humor and you won't regret it.

(It's also where OP's pic is from)

>>1316525
Anna that you? I thought you were working.

>>1316389
I mean what they're talking about. I know why Socrates was made to drink poison.

>>1316454
I think it's in Plato's Republic but I still don't get it. Care to explain further?

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1313158
Nukes are pretty surprise attack t.b.h
But if I see a giant tank coming to attack I would pretty much shit my pants

>>1316525
>this board gets its memes from a fucking Facebook page

>>1316525
Now go back to facebook.

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1311968
>using wikipedia as a legitimate source
you are a disgrace

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato

>>1312980
I feel like there's a universe where this happened

>>1310952
sleep tight Plato

>>1316850
why don't you contribute instead of bitchposting, faggot.

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato.

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato.

>>1317007
>le 4chin is better
This site is nothing special

>>1312952
Fucking this. Majoring Psych was fun and all until someone pairs it Philosophy and proceeds to lecture everyone about how everything can be explained using psych

>>1313472
>/his/ is 8 months old
don't do this to me anon

>>1317555
>>1317555
Like facebook is any better. Advertising le ebin maymays XD from fucking facebook here. Go peddle your memes somewhere else, fag.

>>1310952
sleep tight plato

>>1304098
holy shit, this

>>1310952
Sleep tight, Plato

>>1311968
Both are correct and wrong

>>1317811
4chan is seriously Facebook tier now. If you want old 4chan you have to go to some of the more obscure chans.

>>1313144
that cup story sounds like bullshit. They didn't know what purpose brain serves back then.

>>1310712
>Spanish, Dies: In a boat.

Never gets old.

>>1304109
Because this board is Catholic and pol is largely Protestant

>>1313433
What happened here

>>1317966
Yeah they did. It cools the blood.

>>1311968
>Crusades argument
>Thirty Years War

>>1304318
>sounds like they were on a few hanfstaengls themselves

>>1318612
>this board is Catholic
fuck off