>King dies >No heir

There's always an heir

>>1293977
>Bruce Willis dies
>No hair

>Bugs Bunny dies
>No hare

>King has no hair
>Doesn't give a fuck, gets into some stupid battle and dies
What's his name, /his/?

>>1293977
Trip on, Constantine

>>1293992
Charles the Absolute Madman

>>1294002
Constantine had too many heirs.

>>1293977
>Fish dies
>no air

>>1293992

X the Bald.

>Tony
>not Blair

>>1293977
>King is alive
>become crazy
>civil war ensues

>gorillaz play
>its dare

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>it's another "heir is too young and becomes a puppet of a warlord/uncle/mother/eunuchs" episode

>>1293977
>sell your kingdom
>for a mare

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>>1294186
>Tony
>is Blair

>>1293992
That Portuguese king. I forget his name

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>king dies

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>>1294899
By the hint of your picture and comment, I can only imagine the poster behind them is in fact, republican scum.

>>1294927
>benedict cuckold

>>1294935
>Benedick Cuckold

>>1294895
Alberto Barbosa

>the King's best General wins a major engagement
>King performs astronomical fuckup and loses the war anyway

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>>1293992

Why didn't he flee? Flee, to fight another day.

Why hasn't anyone shopped the dentist hair on this pic, by the way?

>some shitbird kills the emperor
>empire goes into a period of violence, collapse and bullshit
>stability is barely brought back
>stupid cult designed by sand people takes over splitting the empire in two
>iceniggers are too bored chugging mead and swinging battle axes all day so they invade and start raping everybody
>ching chong chinks on horses get uppity and invade shit making the situation even worse
>iceniggers turn the western empire into a series of shitty kingdoms while the eastern one just stays and rots for a thousand years until some shitskins take over

>>1295123
>>the king's best general wins a major engagement
>"I'd better get rid of him before he begins an insurrection against me!"
>general sacked
>lose war

>>1293977
Then it goes to my uncle who doesn't have a very high opinion of me and, he's a lunatic, ill, and gay.

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>>1294895