Let's get a /his/ meme thread going. OC is welcome.

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Seleucid memes best memes

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thatsd the last one i got

>>1263305
>golden age
>building is covered with a gold dome
>dark age
>building lacks color and brightness
seems about right

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>>1263335

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no wait i still has this one

>>1263336
Ironically the mosque is not from the islamic golden age but before.

>>1263305
I like Islamic better. Looks more divine to me.

>>1263980
>it's shiny, therefore more divine
and a brightly painted whore in silk is more pious than a nun in linen and wool, right?

>>1263325

Just...no...

>>1263185
>puellae
>puella
Nice touch

>>1262988
I dont get it

>>1264126
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas

>>1264180
>anglos
>white
Nice try Reginald.

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>>1264187
Calling the guys in zulu anglos is gonna really trigger the welsh

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>>1264195
kek

>>1263292
AYO

>>1263170
Oh God.

>>1264227
HOLL UP

>>1264254
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>>1264256
WE

>>1262952
bump

>>1264287
WUZ KANGS N SHIET

>>1263325
I didnt get it first, but now I do
FUCK YOU
>t. butthurt diaspora

>>1264059
Yes

Anyone have the comic that has a boy saying
> "mommy, what are those two men doing
>they're declaring the rights of citizens!
>no son look away!

Who has this?

Can i get a historical revisionist meme?

>>1264147
>>1262988
I don't get it. That's literally what happened. What's the joke?

>>1263325
Didn't the Ottomans try to set up slave plantages in Iraq?

>>1264314
What Diaspora?

>>1264526
Who is that exactly

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country.

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264728
i dont know about that, but since a lot of thier comunity was run by slaves it wouldent be so strange if they did

>>1266167
kek

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i got one more dump

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>>1266785

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i got a better quality pic

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thats the last 4 now

>>1264998
belgium is a non country

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

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>>1262988

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1263336
the cathedral is much more intricate and complex to build than those generic muslim terror domes

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>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1265983
Give more info about arabic Christians, it's hard to understand this meme without references.

>>1263132
that's a fucking Luftwaffe uniform

>>1263325
Nice propaganda, cockroach

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>>1267370
>You were born to late to legally marry a loli

>>1262988
Only there wasn't any *real* map of the Americas, because nobody had conquered them, because that's the fucking point of Tordesillas: get to see who conquers and explores the new lands.

If the Pope had even that paint-made map he probably wouldn't have made the division like that.

Also, the Portuguese would have never agreed to this.

>>1267488
Considering the fact all the lands were to the WEST of Europe drawing a longitudal line to divide spheres of influence was stupid.

>>1266788
... and then they burned her.

>>1266835
I'm glad you finally fucking stopped

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264769
Some Russian prince they rolled up in a carpet and crushed to avoid spilling his blood on the sacred earth.

>>1262952
Pax Sinica ain't free. The Middle Kingdom(s) gotta be litterered with the blood of foreigners. Li Shimin AKA "Tengri Khagan" is not my emperor. He's a Xianbei and probably a mudslime as well. Dao not Buddah of shittia and Allah OK. Praise Confucius.

>>1262988
i was told that portugal got more of africa and other shit west of the line

besides, it's not like they respected the line that much (hint: brazil)

>>1267376
why are you so mad, did your daddy rape you again? :^)

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>>1267819
wat you wanted some more?

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>>1268382
You are moron, they respected that map by all means, all they got was brazil, you know it was very different brazil back then, and later when spain discivered they cant get thrue the amazon to claim and maintain that land they gave their claim to portugal.

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>>1263325
Not this again. So much is wrong.

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>>1262952
Forced-meme straight from Ruskies from the 40s

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>>1263170
"Dats right, childrens we used to be Viking wizards and shit. We worshipped real gods and had honor and went all round the world spreading our honor . we used to the power of Gods to move the boats and raid the churchs. and we even used to conquer. I aint bulshittin' you!

"well what the fuck happened, varg? Why we be cucks and shit now?"

"Cuz dem muthafuckin' jews came and gave us civilization and took away our special powers and minds. Now get your Viking asses to bed"

>>1268559
>boy dressed in panzer uniform
>executing jews
>not even a SS panzer uniform

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

Now give me dat tasty tasty dutch cheese.

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>>1268623

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>>1268626

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>>1264209
Anglos are bro-tier.

t. Welshman

>>1267519
Spain had not conquered continental americas yet but Columbus had discovered the Caribbean islands already.

The Pope granting this part of the world to the Catholic Kings in Tordesillas was technically unfair for the portuguese, because a previous bull by a different pope had already granted all the land south of the Canary Islands to the king of Portugal. In fact, the treaty of Tordesillas was not the division established by the new Pope, but a new one more benefical for the portuguese.

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>>1268659
Who got the one with Caesar?

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>>1268559
Those damn jews and soviets sure were busy with photoshop framing the dindu Germans! How did they even find the time to fight the war with this huge false flag effort in the works?

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>>1268572
Spot on.

>>1268442
I'm always annoyed that this pic says "the Islamic State" and not "the Caliphate"

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

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>>1263170
"Das right kinder, we used to be the THIRD REICH and shit, we invented Nazism Socialism and made big jets and went all around the world spreading our ideology . we used the power of Vril to remove the kikes and build the missles we even used to Anschluss. I ain't bullshittin you"

"Well what the fuck happened, opa? why we be living in a forest and you be out drinking all day?"

"Cuz dem muthafuckin' Anglos came and took our vril, now get your Aryan asses to bed."

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>>1264998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRFadjwNzBI

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>>1269119
Thank you

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>>1263170

saved

>>1268977
ye me to bad i cant into photoshop and is to lazy and fat to use paint

>>1263185
>to pick up puellae
>see a X/X puella
puellam you fucking pleb
4th casus nigger

>>1267370
Oh shit I live next to Sneedville

>>1264998
Belgium is not a country

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>>1267341
>Copts
>Arabic

>>1267352
>not wanting to eat Luftwaffles
Your loss.

>>1271428
Yeah whatever

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1263161
I would love to see this IRL. Imagine a group of reenactors going on a rampage.

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264998
Belgium is a non country

>>1270536
Too bad it wasent me who made it you autistic nigger :^)

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>>1263265
Larger for you.

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>>1271772

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1263323
RULES OF NATURE

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1264998

Belgium is a non-country

>>1266797
based

>>1264187
i bet you are the kind of scum that claims latins are white too ey me boyo

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>>1262952

>>1263305
Not the Chrstian Dark ages. That building style did not exist yet.

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>>1264792
>He didn't fly so good.

>>1264998
Belgium is not a country

>>1267366
>Galileo
Is ju fuckin serius

>>1271428
They speak arab as their mother tongue.

>>1272872
Galileo was a Catholic....
Galileo was never even declared a heretic.
His viewpoint wasn't just his either, Cardinal Bellarmine agreed with him.

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country.

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OC

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1272895
So does anyone born in the states with English.

>>1268648
t. Sheep

>>1272895
Are black Americans Germanic because they speak English as their mother tongue?

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>>1262952

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

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>>1269119
Oh my god

Who is Varus?

>>1272872
This is your brain on TV.

Galileo was concerned that his beloved Church would condemn a theory that was right, namely heliocentrism.

He was a big friend of the Pope Urban VIII and spent much time in the Rome.

>>1264998
Belgium is a country

>>1263142
I went for a long run yesterday and woke up in alot of pain in my abdomen
it killed me to read
>the engagement lasted approximately thirteen seconds and resulted in the collapse of the seleucid economy

>>1273858
look up battle of teutoburg forest (might be sic on the name; not sure of exact spelling). basically he fucked up hard and got rekt in germania. well known for the expression by augustus, "varus, give me back my legions."

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1274308
The title is wrong, The ego and its own

>>1264998
Belgium is a non country

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>>1268627
even the doggy wants to remove slavs

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>>1267819
god damn christcucks these days, i feel you man

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>>1263142
>classic strategical mistake of not doing a single intelligent thing

Never gets old

How come we don't have more memes about Scipio Africanus wrecking Hannibal

>>1264998
Belgium is a non country

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>>1267819

>>1264998
BELGIUM IS A NON-COUNTRY

>>1268281
Based

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-counry

>>1263305
"""islamic"""" """""golden""""" age

That dome shaped architecture was imitated and literally stolen from the Byzantines

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>>1272702
>guns
>germs

>christianity
>not steel
this bothers my autism

>>1268572
>jews gave us civilization
>jew diaspora not undermining every civilization

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1263305
>Dark ages
>High middle ages, 12th century renaissance

>>1268281
>Russian
its the last caliph

>>1275344
Kek

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

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>>1262952
A classic

>>1268942
this was proved to be photoshoped by the neonazis tho.

they find an average pic of the german soldiers doing regular things then photoshop it to make it look like they are doing horrible things. after that they present the edited picture as the "offical" ww2 picture

interesting tactic but it was debunked really fast though

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>>1266790
>spartan officer
>domus

>>1276360
It's often Jews who draw schwastikas on their temples because of the victim culture they have. Any way it's terribly uninterresting, because the ruling elite have Jewish roots but aren't really helping their fellow people that much.

Atleast, not the way the monetary system works, and that's Jewish. A counter culture like the one Hitler stood for failed.

Some day either the system crumbles or people just want to get out and back to the roots.

And we can mostly thank a nationless culture for that.. Hitler even tried to make the Jews move down to Gaza with the bank he made. But they didn't trust him, of course.

Like Marily Manson said. "Slave never wants to be free. Slave only wants to be king"

>>1276360
They are finally learning how to make effective propaganda. The Reds have been doing gamey shit like that for 60 years. A bit late to get on that bandwagon desu.

>>1268942
>The Holocaust deniers will then take the original (harmless) photo and the new, fake atrocity photo and post them side by side in forums that discuss history. They will then claim that the fake atrocity photo was faked by "the Soviets" or by "the Jews" for the purpose of libeling Hitler and the Nazis. They will then argue that ALL atrocity photos were faked like that, and, surely, the Holocaust has never happened.
>Conversely, sometimes the deniers will take a real atrocity photo and use Photoshop to erase the atrocity from the photo. They then claim it was the Soviets who took a harmless photo and inserted a fake atrocity.
>Holocaust deniers exploit the fact that many Stalin era propaganda photographs are faked and manipulated in an attempt to cast doubt on all photographs that show German atrocities.

>>1263161
Whats the story behind this?

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>>1275344
>9-11 June, 2016
>9-11

>>1266790
I can't not hear stronghold crusader swordsmen

>This armor is HEAVY
>FORWAAAAARD

>>1264180
>>1264209
make a Webm version you fuckass

>>1268680
Anyone else seen that Ad on TV where the guy's speaking cornish? First time I've heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0usmMfs5IY

>>1273772
I love this.

>>1276440
i dont know,sorry

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country.

Now let's get the gunpowder and cheese.

>>1275940
>tmw when you realize 21% of nobel prize winners are jewis
>but anon says they undermine every civilization
>recalculating

>>1274509
are you mad that your mother made you go to church on sundays kiddo :^)

>>1273308
kek

>>1276325
>triggered

>>1264998
Belgium is non-country

>>1267735
An anime series revolving around the Mediterranean conflicts of the 15-16th centuries would be pretty badass desu senpai

>>1276440
The story is pixels you dumb shit

None of these are good or funny. Is this place so devoid of any humour now that you're simply copying nigger twitter (done by unfunny white people and not even real niggers) and just stupid, unfunny shit?

Christ.

>>1266797
>plug a chicken
When is someone gonna fix this?

>>1278094
when you get around to it, you lazy bum

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1271428
By the way, I should just note that the image you posted's filename, although it seems it's supposed to be "Pistol, woman on a white background" in Japanese, it's incorrect; 古い is 'old' describing an object. The word for an old person is 老い.

>>1263353
>full plate armor
>shield
what the fuck is this painting
the knight does not even have gauntlets
2/10

>>1278021
Be the solution then.

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1263305
Neither of these buildings are from when you say they are

>>1270536
For "see a puella", sure, it's "puellam". For "to pick up puellae" it should be "puellas", which is the accusative plural.

>>1266167
How is this meme called ?

>>1267642
...and lost the war

>>1273653
No, but arabs are a little bit of a more complicated group to define. As per Wikipedia:
In modern usage Arab refers to a heterogeneous collection of Arabic-speaking peoples in the Middle East and North Africa. The ties that bind Arabs are linguistic, cultural, political, and ethnic, with Arabized Arabs displaying genetic admixture from the Arabian peninsula as well as indigenous elements. As such, Arab identity is based on one or more of genealogical, linguistic or cultural grounds, although with competing identities often taking a more prominent role, based on considerations including regional, national, clan, kin, sect, and tribe affiliations and relationships.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabs)

>>1269141
Wait, is this gomic trying to push the lead pipes meme and say that too many baths lead to the end of rome?

>>1273405
>>1273653
The New World is a special case and should never be used as example for old world affairs.

>>1269141
What would you expect starting a thread with a leading question like "Rome fell cause Christianity, rite?"

>>1266834
But the crusades were a colossal failure

>>1275136
I insist that this meme is dull and that "El rey, helo aquí" is a challenge, not a beg for mercy.

>>1279306
The first was not.

>>1264998
Belgium is a non-country

>>1278801
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-wish-i-was-at-home

>>1264998
Well, I have the fact that he was a dumb Camea-Cheaza

>>1264998
>Belgium is a non-country

>>1268606
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>>1268626
>>1268626
>>1268627
these fucking dog pictures get me every time

>>1263132
>Colonel Klink
>Gestapo

>>1279211
No, it's just saying it's the sort of stuff people come out with. It isn't actually trying to perpetuate the idea as sound.

>>1279277
90% of threads on 4chan are started with leading questions, best way to spark debate/furious arguments and shitposting.

>>1274556
>>1268394
>>1268396
>>1268442
these comics and reaction images made by alt-right cross tippers are so painfully unfunny, that they are totally comparable to tumblr comic cancer

>>1279740
thanks, lad.

>>1280683
hello my SJW friend

I'm sorry, but this is 4 fucking chan, not reddit

See ya !

>>1280683
Hello, are you still mad that your mum made you go to church on sundays? :^)

>>1281155
you're mistaken if you think 4chan is pro-religious by its roots, newfag

>>1281988
nah just slightly agitated at seeing the same really cringeworthy/unfynny pictures posted by the same a couple of persons in these threads. Vocal minorities overall make me annoyed

>>1282095
Good for you, then you could find some new funny pics and post instead of crying over "alt-right cross tipper" pics :^)

>>1280683
it is just a joke, they're not really planning to retake the holy land (from the jews?)

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>>1263170
Can someone redpill me on the rise and fall of the Frankish empire? I'll post what I (think) I know:

>After the Franks establish the Frankish kingdom, the kings cede more and more power to the nobles
>The Mayor of the Palace becomes the de facto ruler of the Frankish kingdom
>Charles Martel kicks saracen ass and builds up the kingdom
>His son gets the pope's support and crowns himself king (Was that pepin the short?)
>Pepin(?)'s sons, Charlemagne and Carloman succeed him as joint rulers of Francia
>Charlemagne and his mother slowly push Carloman out of power
>After falling out with his former Lombard allies in Italy, he kicks their asses in defense of Rome
>Pope aknowledges Charlemagne as protector of Rome and the papacy
>He is crowned Holy Roman Emperor
>Voltaire's unborn soul giggles in anticipation
>Charlemagne rules the empire along with his son (Was it Louis the Pious?)
>Charlemagne's son dies, and his 3 grandkids split up the Empire
>Charles the Bald gets Francia
>Lothair gets Italy, Lotharingia, and the coastal land between Marseilles and Croatia
>Louis the German gets all of the land East of Lothair's kingdom
>Lothair's son dies childless, Charles the Bald inherits his kingdom
>Louis the German dies, Charles the Bald's son inherits the remainder of the Carolingian Empire
>Charles the Bald's son (Charles the Fat?) holds shit together for a while, but Salic law strikes again, and the Empire is never brought together under the Carolingian dynasty again
>There was something about a siege of Paris by Vikings, but I honestly forget everything past this point

>>1263198
War as it should be

>>1264983
>Hannibal didn't march on Rome after Cannae

>>1263198
Is this Gate?

>>1268942

Idc what side even fucking tries with these but both of them look shooped as fuck imho.

>>1283857
>implying

>>1282153
>he isn't planning to join the crusades

deus vult faggot let's go

>>1267370
So fucking jelly