Can't make this shit up

i am honestly flabbergasted

Practice safe sex, kids.

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>>1261992
>On 1 May 1985, Đorđe Martinović, a 56-year-old resident of the Kosovo town of Gnjilane, arrived at the local hospital with a broken bottle wedged in his rectum. He claimed that he had been attacked by two Albanian-speaking men while he was working in his field. After being interviewed by a Yugoslav People's Army colonel, Martinović reportedly admitted that his injuries had been self-inflicted in a botched attempt at masturbation. Public investigators reported that "the prosecutor made a written conclusion from which it appears that the wounded performed an act of 'self-satisfaction' in his field, [that he] put a beer bottle on a wooden stick and stuck it in the ground. After that he sat 'on the bottle and enjoyed'."[1] Community leaders in Gnjilane subsequently issued a statement describing his injuries as the "accidental consequences of a self-induced [sexual] practice."[2]

IS THIS WHAT YOU KILLED FRANZ FERDINAND FOR GAVRILO

So...

What is the point here? That this one incident was the impetus for armed conflict, including ethnic cleansing, in the region in the late 80s through 90s? I'm not understanding.

http://video.meta.ua/7530575.video

>>1262021

Hilarious

>>1262263
I kno rite?

>>1261932
Frankly I'd blame some other ethnic rival and start a race war too if I ever was caught in that situation.
>OH YEAH, OH YEAH, GIVE IT TO ME BOT-
>Crack
>D-D-D KOSOVARS DID IT.

>>1262021
>>1262199
This isn't funny.

1man1jar.org

>>1262263
I kno rite?