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What the fuck did you just say to me you smug little atheist? I’ll have you know I trained at arms from boyhood, and I’ve been involved in numerous wars and occupations in the name of my king the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, and I have over 5,000 confirmed executions. I am trained in siege warfare and I’m the top general in the entire HRE armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another iconoclast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in writing? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your publisher is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kid. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my many loyal soldiers. Not only am I beloved by my troops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Holy Roman Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable smirk off the face of your face, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Did you guys know about the guy in the OP and his views on the Holy Roman Empire? There's a quote about it, I forgot how it goes.

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>Horrible
>Repulsive
>Error

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>>1192634
I'l let jou now that I'm ze king of le Romans and above gremmer kek

>>1192634
We really need better memes
>smug looking fucker

>shit
>stale
>memes

Memes aside Candide is awesome and everyone should read it.

>>1193064
Also, read Micromégas

>>1193143
mon nègre.

>>1192949
>butthurt
>german
>detected

>>1193064
Memes aside Candide is SHIT and you are shit

>>1193064
Sell it to me with a nice tl;dr and I'll read it.

>>1193842
t. Otto the "great"

>>1193869
>implying

Candide himself is German

>>1193842
To be quite Candide ur a fag

>Free
>Syrian
>Army

>>1193064
Currently reading it, at the part where he found the one sheep out of the 10 they brought with them and subsequently lost on their journey back from El dorado and he's just paying off every single person he runs into.