Cutes couples in history

>>1177771
YHVH and Mary

>>1177787
Heretic

Mohammad and Aisha

>>1177837
Now I want a doujin of YHVH and Aisha fucking

Trotsky and the ice pick.

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Olga of Kiev and Igor of Kiev must have been a pretty cute couple, considering how crazy she went when someone decided to assassinate her senpai.

>>1177885
Man Olga is scary.

>>1177909
Someone should do an anime on her, desu.

>>1177771
are those dangly bits on his crown on the side or on the back?

>>1177941
>not a doujin where she fucking goes batshit and murders everyone and gets married to Igor and does some kinky shit for God
wew.

>>1177941
Yes, Kill Bill style. Would read.
>No Olga! Jesus said love your enemies...
>I know
>*drives a stake through his heart*
>I'm going to confession after this

>>1177952
on the side

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Who here team Antony and Cleo

>>1178012
>cleopatra is lightskin
every fucking time
smdh

>>1177997
how do you know?

>>1178012
>Antony
Realistic depiction
>Cleopatra
Ain't no Cleopatra be a skinny white bitch fool! She be a proud african american woman!

>>1177988
>That scene when Olga uses ancient martial arts to release thousands of burning birds into the enemy fortress

>>1177874
Voltaire wrote a play about them.

>>1177771
>Justinian and Theodora

epic simply epic

>>1177874
See Unteralterbach

>>1177771
>On the field of pleasure she was never defeated. Often she would go picnicking with ten young men or more, in the flower of their strength and virility, and dallied with them all, the whole night through. When they wearied of the sport, she would approach their servants, perhaps thirty in number, and fight a duel with each of these; and even thus found no allayment of her craving. Once, visiting the house of an illustrious gentleman, they say she mounted the projecting corner of her dining couch, pulled up the front of her dress, without a blush, and thus carelessly showed her wantonness. And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries.
Also
>>1177777

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>it's a nobody on /his/ even knows enough history to recognise OP's bait episode

>>1178020
Why not? As far as I can tell she was ethnically Greek
>inb4 Greeks aren't white

>>1180355
Anon was taking the piss.

>>1177771
Sophie and Franz.

>>1177885
why do slavic women always look like they're angry or depressed in art

Joan and Gilles de Rais

>>1182144
this

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>>1177787

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>>1182144

>>1182109
Because they lived in Slavic countries.
t. Slav

>>1182144

That was one weird ass relationship.

Gile de Rais was legitimately one of the most imbalanced people to ever live.

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>>1182252

>>1182109
>St. Olga
>slavic
lol
>>1177771
Was he the greatest cuck in all of history?

>>1178012
WE

>>1182144
>He is best known for his reputation and later conviction as a confessed serial killer of children.
Oh. Okay.

>>1182303
Does marrying a stripper make you a cuck?

>>1177771
C

>>1186608
U

>>1178012
/his/ is always right. The Cis white males tyring to oppress us by telling us Cleopatra who was clearly from AFRICA was white.

FUCKING REEEEEEE WHITE MALES

>>1184796
Yes

>>1177885
why do people like this bitch? literary comited a genocide because some assholes in that tribe killed her husband.

>>1186729

That's rad as fuck.

>>1177880
Holy kek

>>1177988
That was terrible.

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>>1177771
Adam and Eve.

>>1189704
"History"

Plus, Eve was probs a lying skank who tried to place the blame on a "talking" snake and managed to get his husband into eternal damnation.

>>1191753
>shaming Eve for not eternally living in ignorance

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>>1177771
Emperor Ai of Han and his boipucci.

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>>1191799
In a non-gay angle, the Hongzhi Emperor is China's only Monogamous emperor. Literally threw the notion of having Concubines because he loves his waifu so much.

Cute...until he died and nearly triggered a succession war early in the Ming period's history because his children died early.

>>1182278
He knew how it was all gonna end

>>1191822
iirc the reason for this is because his father had a lot of concubines and he was disgusted with the palace intrigue involved with all of these women and potential succession/power disputes. I vaguely remember reading about this guy before.

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>>1191799
There's a similar story about The Prophet Muhammad and his cat.

>>1191768
are you saying that the ultimate waifu should be aware she isn't wearing clothes? what's wrong with you?