/his/ humor thread

that's /tv/ humour

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Obligatory

anyone have the "when your teacher thinks you're studying" Diogenes one?

>>1166733
Dayum

>>1166733
MARBLE'D

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>>1166748
anybody has the template for this one?

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>>1166748

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>>1166929
HREboo is triggered

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>>1167277
>HRE

The horrible regretful error? I cannot for the life of me imagine what else that acronym might stand for.

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>>1167414
>horrible regretful error
That's a good one, Voltaire would be proud.

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>>1167425

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>"America's health care system is neither healthy, caring nor a system"

Was he the Voltaire of the 20th century?

>>1166724
Fucking perfect

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Ok guys,guess if this is a true quote or a meme.

>>1168865
That is actually the real one, I think.

>>1168879
The police isn't blue in Chile.

0/10

>>1166724
I don't get it.

>>1168896
t. Non-Mediterranean

>>1168905
I'm mostly Greek and French iirc but genealogy is a bitch for em.

>>1168912
*for me

90% of these are MS paint faggot shit, and 99% aren't even funny

Bad Thread.

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>>1168912
It was a joke.

>>1168870
Wouldn't be surprised desu, they use their own currency as toilet paper

requesting that someone post the CSA soldier at the party, the whole "my feet hurt" one

>>1168981
As long as we're requesting, I really, really like that "meeting hat" monk manuscript convo one.

>>1166816
Real life memes are the best.

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>>1168928
kek i know the origin of that comic

>>1168865
and things worked out so well for his people

>>1168890
you misunderstand

that's Bernie Sanders back during the Civil Rights era, they played on his socialist position and the predicament he was in then

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>>1169024
>the origin
Are you implicating your pic related is the soruce?
Because that is factually and objectively wrong

>>1166724
That's great.

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>>1169024
>there are people who think SBaHJ isn't historical, when it reflects the emotions and tribulations of the times

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>>1166692

underrated post

>>1166733
that is a sweet, sweet ass

>>1170560
>>1166733

and I just fapped to it, tyb 2000+ year old romans

>>1166816
Based Assad is laughing because he knows he will win.

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>>1166929
>Louis the Fair
indeed

>>1166929
Sorry, I don't speak looser

>>1166724
but the WRE had been shit for centuries?

>>1171076
This, holy shit. Can't mossad the Assad.

>>1171219

Evidently you don't speak English either.

>>1166929
That one grey bearded bishop in the rear looks mad as fuck.

>>1171095
>implying that's not a boy

>>1171076
>based Assad
Even if he's better than the insane rebels doesn't make him based. He's just a typical dictator that only really cares about maintaining his own power

>>1166724
Who's the black guy supposed to represent here?

>>1172121
Why /his/' favorite punching bag, of course, Germans.

Or Gauls, I dunno.

>>1167411
top kek

>>1172121
Germanic tribes. Though they actually conquered the Romans.
Now that I think about it, it might be the Celts, as they basically completely collapsed when the Romans left.

>>1171517
So?? Are yoy implying that a dictator cant be a good form of govern?

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>>1173505

>>1168912
>I'm mostly Greek and French iirc

This means you're a burger?

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>>1172154
>>1172234

It's just snowniggers in general. Mediterranean master race and all that, we wuz caesars and shit.

>>1171517
The dude's got the west and their puppets wanting him dead and the absolute madman just doesn't give a shit

>>1173539
>Germanics not being God Tier
>Mixing up Finnics and Ugrics

You belong in a garbage can

>>1173617
What about Germanics makes them god tier?

>>1173681
Nothing, he's just germanic and butthurt because he's not made of gold.

>>1173539
>Celts
>race
>Celts
>Number 2

No Celt Gene anon. They were more a cultural group then a genetic group. And a short-lived one at that.

>>1171266
Thank you.
I was wanting to tell him the exact same thing.

>>1173697
You can say this about all the "races". Except for the short lived part.

>>1166748
/r/ing that one picture with description being along the lines of "Romans announce Seleucids not even worth annexing" "Empire for sale" and "Seleucid Empire collapses overnight".

>>1173539
>Mediterraneans
>White

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>>1173916
It's always a pleasure.

>>1173681
Well, besides being the foundation of Western civilisation (okay, Meds get their creds here as well)?

Even if we interpret 'Germanic' very strictly, Germanic countries are basically what keeping Europe alive. On top of that, they are by far the most aesthetic ethnicity of the entire planet.
>>1173695
Oh boy AM I made of pure gold. Stay mad at us while we are feeding your ass.

>>1172452
Never implied that. Typical dictators just happen to be powermongering assholes. There are only a couple of examples of actually good dictatorships with benevolent dictators

>>1166689
ahem

es ist der führer
oh scheisse was isn los

as a germanfag , i get triggered far more often than i should on 4er kanal

>>1166736
had this series as a movie marathon in history class for a month

>>1175869
thanks for your correction. I would never have guessed that "OH SCHEISSE, WHADDUP" is not an actual german phrase

>>1173509
i am gonna need this

a lot

>>1175883
it is left to preference if you keep the "whaddup" or translate it , but with translation i think the effect is better

i seem to care to much about proper meme usage

>>1173980
>Women that look like dudes
>Aesthetic
Whatever you say, Hans.

>>1166689
>DAT BOI XDDDDD

Take your shit meme elsewhere senpai

>>1173539
>Latin's
>white
please desist with this meme

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>>1168833
>>1168852

>>1168887
underrated

>>1173922
>achievements
>white
Congratulations

>>1166695
context please?

>>1173539
>Iberians not even mentioned.
Portuguese and Spaniards confirmed Arabs.

>>1176996
Are you stupid? Iberians are the most mediterranean people ever.

>>1173539
Nordics are Einherjar-tier

>>1177043
They're poorman's germanics, therefore low tier.

>>1168879
I wonder what Pinochet would have said about the rise of Socialism in the USA.

>>1173539
fixd for you

>God Tier: Ugric
>Top Tier: Slav
>Mid Tier: Germanics
>Low Tier: Celts
>Shit Tier: Meditarraneans

>>1176975
Byzantium and Persia.

>>1177486
Slavs are degenerate
t. Norwegian grocery-store cashier who have to deal with shitty goodfornothing schengen-abusing slavs daily

>>1176996
They're Mediterraneans, you mong.

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>>1177178
>socialism
>in America

>>1176975
playing total war attila as the ere

that picture also applies to huns

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>>1166743
>Rejecting the body of Christ
BLASPHEMER

>>1166929
>heilige
>romische
>reich

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>>1173539

>>1178987
playing any faction except for the huns and that picture applies to huns

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Does this count? Technically it's history related.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1463798487452.webm

>>1173690
actually the portuguese-spanish border

t. knower

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>>1179425
>VIII.2 (in the basilica) 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

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>>1174028
Luke Cyrus

>>1166689
oh scheiße was ist los

>>1173539
>mediteraneans
>white
top meme shit skin

>>1179826
What's that? Can't get a tan under the snow?

>>1180574
Don't mind these faggots, they're jealous because the longest lived state was mediterranean

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>>1169204

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Anyone got more of these?

>>1179425
It confirms that shitposting is part of human nature

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>>1166724

>>1180614
>they're jealous because the longest lived state was mediterranean
>San Marino
>Longest lived

>>1183093
There's a Crusader one but I think you've already seen it.

>>1186209
Post it

>>1177486
>squatting intensifies

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>>1186216
Not him but here ya go.

>>1179025
That's John the Baptist's head you idiot

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>HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?

>>1187015
>>1183093
anyone have the one of gf vs. trebuchet?

>>1173922
Does it even matter?

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>>1187439

>>1168919
Ahhh the grand arbiter of comedy. What n honor to be in your presence.

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>>1171475

>>1183093
Makes me sad (I'm frog)

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Habsburgers get out REEEEEEE

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>>1187770
I've typed this out enough

>>1179710
>kill urself
Samius confirmed buttmad

>>1187936
YER A MARXIST, HARRY!

>>1166670
My GPA was there when they opened Auschwitz, he gave a chocolate bar to a jew and it killed him, he couldnt take it. He came home really fucked up, he eventually slit his own wrists and ankles.

>>1189804
GPA?

>>1189316
I remember you explaining that to me.

I giggled then, I giggled now. And most importantly, I remembered. Thanks, senpai

>>1187936
>>1189800
fuck my keks

>>1166929
you got me

>>1173953
I've read this countless times and it has me in tears every time

>>1190204
Grandpa I guess

>>1179417
my sides are leaving faster than Voyager 2

>>1170635
My first fap when I was nine was from a 5000+ year old statue.
To be fair, she did have some big tits.

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>>1189804

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>>1169182
What is this dank meme?

>>1168887
Another bernanke fan?

>>1177832
What exactly do they do? I might be doing something wrong and am not even aware of it.
t. Schengen-abusing Slav

>>1166816
The laughing frame is taken after Gaddafi made a joke.

But the rest of the room laughed at this too.

>>1171459
>Implying we care

>>1187934
Objectively the best of its kind.

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>>1187770

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>>1166929
>HRE
I believe you mean the
>Sacrilegious
>Kraut
>Confederation

>>1173695
That's a very valuable commodity

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>>1191011
Care to share some bix m8?

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>>1189804

If you identify as land in the post ottoman middle east under British mandate, what does that make you? Transjordan

>>1172452
Not Assad's dictatorship.

>>1168865
Top bantz.

>>1166700
This is really perfect

>>1171258
Mossad is on his side

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>>1166724
>>1167411
>>1168928
>>1171961
>>1187876

>>1192795
this bothers me a great deal

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>>1182822

>>1192788
rekt

>>1173539

this med pride shit stinks of ayraps talking about how awesome they were millennia ago

>>1187438

hitlers rejection of debt slavery is the future of mankind... sooner or later he will always be right

>>1187932

the blunt force trauma of the arrow bombardment was highly damaging, also the horses were not armoured

>>1193021
do you legit believe that the armor of the french knights was impenetrable by arrows from a longbow?

>>1189804
kek, best reply on the thread.

>>1189804
How did a chocolate bar managed to kill a jew? Are they dogs or something?

>>1195529
Eating gruel for months will leave you un-adjusted to complex foods like chocolate.

>>1192795
>this is what normies actually believe

>>1195554
So my fantasy of going back in time and winning the affection of ancient people with chocolate is a lie?

>>1166700
the adidas vest makes it even better

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>>1166812

>>1195786
It's fine as long as they aren't on a starvation diet.

>>1195857
hahahah

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>>1191718

>>1171368
A lot of the church was mad as fuck. Crowning an Alaman adls Roman Emperor. In the words of a certain hedgehog, "that's not a very good thing."

>>1195857
thank you

>>1192750
Sure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli–Syrian_ceasefire_line_incidents_during_the_Syrian_Civil_War#Alleged_Israeli_clashes_with_Hezbollah_and_Iranian_forces_in_Syria

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When you hit Hood's magazine with the first salvo

>>1196458
The soviets are fokked

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>>1196479

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>>1195135
nevar forget

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>>1196601
>tfw when no Aulus bro

>>1196461
Do it again bomber Harris

>>1196549
>jokes

>>1195135
That was unnecessarily autistic

>>1179425
Holy shit, saw it a few times in this board but never read it because I thought it was long as hell, but it's worth it. I'm fucking dying. Don't be like me and go read it now.

>>1167726

>quick dab for the senpai

>>1196461
Do it again, Bomber Harris

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>>1171475

>font is times new roman

its the little things

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>>1183093

>>1196461
do it again Bomber Harris

>>1179425
god fucking dammit my sides are in orbit...

this confirms my theory that shitposting is inherent to humans, and that Diogenes was not a philospher or anything but a flaming shitposter that loved to troll people

>>1173539
asian race rank?

>>1192788
East Prussia gone. Kinda sad.

>>1200108
Kants tomb has "Don't think Ivan would write this on your grave, huh?" scrawled on top of it in cyrillic

>>1192795
>implying this isn't completely true

>>1199519
Got Tier: Northeast Asian
Top Tier: South Asian
Mid Tier: Southeast Asian
Low Tier: Pacific Asian
Shit Tier: Central Asian

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>>1200408
>indians and pakistanis
>top tier

>>1200408
>>>1199519
>God Tier: Northeast Asian
>Top Tier: Pacific Asian
>Mid Tier: Central Asian
>Low Tier: Southeast Asian
>Shit Tier: South/Southwest Asian

FTFY

>>1196461
do it again Bomber Harris

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>>1196467
Bismarck sank herself.

>>1200870
>central Asian
>mid tier

kinda agree, but have you seen some of those green eyed afghani girls? or that Kazakh volleyball player?

fucking beautiful chicks man

>>1202250
/his/ in a nutshell

>>1189308
what the fuck is he saying?

>>1195135
Lol @ the ancient vertical posting

>>1196461
do it again Bomber Harris

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>>1177178
>socialism
>in America

>>1173697
>celts
>Neolithic to the modern day
>short lived

>>1177178
State corporatism is not socialism.

>>1168865
Thing is that he's actually discussing binary opposition in language, which is borne out of Levi-Strauss, and a completely valid critique.

>>1166695
Hahaha man i miss TPB

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>>1196461
Do it again, Bomber Harris.

>>1196461

Do it again, Bomber Harris!

>>1168912
Why would geneaology be hard for Catholics and Orthodox with church records? I traced my French Canadian family back to Poitiers in 1580

>>1171517

The dude has kept Syria peaceful and stable for longer than anyone else has, including the French and the Ottomans. He was literally the best thing for the Syria people in the last 200 years. They didn't even give a shit he had complete power. That's why the protests had such little support across the country, and died early, contrary to what western news sources were claiming.

if it was for the foreign fighters armed by Turkey and Saudi Arabia, and the US supporting those fighters with air strikes by targetting Assad's army to help the "rebels", this shit would've ended years ago.

Assad winning is the best case scenario.

>>1192750

lmao they were caught giving logistical support to ISIS, and have have been stealing Syrian land since Israel's creation. Israel is literally land carved off of Syria.

>>1191778
But one of low use value.

>>1196510
You're confusing "Fokker" with Focke-Wulf, it seems.

>>1169003
Google "two monks invent bestiary" or something like that.

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>>1188643
Bourbons 4 Life MOTHERFUCKA

>>1179425
>I have buggered men

>>1203553
Remove this, please

>it's a repost content from /pol/, /news/, /int/ and /twg/ thread.

>>1173539

>he doesnt want a sami to castrate him with her teeth

Thats pretty gay bro.

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>>1204323
hey, some of these are /his/ originals

>>1173953

This is still one of my favorite history images after all this time.

>>1168792
I heard that actually a gate was left open so kind of

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>>1205184

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>>1187862

>>1187400
So that's where that MGTOW "feminist ant" pic comes from.

>>1192795
Also Paradise Lost is a fanfiction where the devil is made handsome and sympathetic; it was a Sephiroth fangirl fic centuries before.