Veniceboo thread

>>1142384
Top 5 jewiest jews in history.

1-Chinese
2-Jews
3-Assyrians
4-Venetians
5-Armenians

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PAX

>>1142475
Helle Mehmed

>>1142475
>Top 5 jewiest jews in history:
>1-Turkic slayers, god damn them
>2-Turk money lenders, god damn them
>3-Turk opposers, god damn them
>4-Byzantines, lol we got your city
>5-Turk opposers, god damn them
wew

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>most
>serene
>republic

>>1143923
Literally right

>>1142475
ironic thing about this post is how merchants were considered scum by confucianism

it didn't mean much in reality, but still!

also I'd say arabs probably deserve top 5 or at least top 10.

>>1142475
Why are Jews only number 2 on the top 5 Jews scale?

>>1143946
Becouse even Jew can't outjew Chinese.

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>>1142384
Obligatory

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>>1144545
What about Chinese Jews?

>>1142384
Still waiting on a even just barely historically accurate HBO show about the Most Serene that I can enjoy along with normies

>>1144796
This isn't a birthday, the Hebrew writing roughly translates to "happy new year"

>>1145609
Your point? I still see Chinese wearing kippahs.

>>1142384
>Have never understood wars like this

Why the fuck did one overwhelmingly stacked war suddenly turn into the opposite? Was it the presence of the Papal States?

Why the fuck did Venice, having secured a huge alliance, then proceed to jump back on the other side?

So many questions for a newfag to pre-napoopan history.

>>1145643
after pusing venice back, the french king and pope got mad at each other, so the pope went to venice side. the french were pushed out of italy, and then the pope and venice got mad at each other, so venice and france got together to fite de pop

>>1145643
Here's a summary IIRC:
Venice saw several free North Italian cities and thought it should take them. The Pope wants there to be free North Italian cities, so he gets Christians to stop that.
Meanwhile, France comes in and starts taking some North Italian cities for itself. The Pope wants there to be Free Italian cities and says "Venice, you're good at taking North Italian cities, right?" and Venice says yes.
France is a great power, though, so the Pope calls a whole lot of Christians to stop France from taking free North Italian cities.
However, France's king dies and the new King, while he likes North Italian cities, doesn't like being at war with everyone. So, out of all the people whom could contest with for North Italian cities, they preferred Venice. So they signed a deal to split the North Italian cities between themselves and did war.

>>1145862
That's surprisingly succinct and makes a lot of sense.

>"Venice, you're good at taking North Italian Cities, right?"
kek.

Thanks senpai

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Italy is a fun place
But why was Italy unable to recover after Rome fell? Was it the Lombards?

>>1147209
Goths, Lombards, Byzantines, Popes, Individual Roman Cities in Italy panicking like fuck and settling into Post-Apoc fortress mentalities, and the failure of Lothair's descendants.

>>1147209
>Geulphs and Ghibellines
That the Italian version of Asterix and Obelix?

>>1147209
What happened to the town bucket?

Man the Scots get everywhere

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>>1150032

>>1150032
What else where they going to do besides fight wars?