We should learn philosophy to: Aquinas: understand God Sartre:

>>1141914
Happiness is:
Plato: knowledge
Aristotle: virtue
Epicurus: tranquility
Aristippus: pleasure
Socrates: showing people how stupid they are

>>1141914
Fuck bitches, that's happiness.

>>1141947
Assuming you fuck bitches everyday for 4 hours a day.

Thats still 20 hours of unhappiness. Is this really the answer? Just before you "forget" about it, doesn't mean its not there.

>>1141914
Hegel: we need to understand me so we can understand aristotle

>>1141961
>9am - 10am
Fuck bitches
>10am - 1apm
Breakfast
>10am - 12am
Fuck bitches
>12am - 2pm
Lunch
>2pm - 4pm
Take a rest from fucking bitches by edging
>4pm - 6pm
Fuck bitches
>6pm - 8pm
Dinner, with a side order of a bitch sucking you off
>8pm - 12am
Fuck bitches
>12am - 9am
Sleep, dream of fucking bitches

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>>1142006
Great, after that, unless you're 15, you finally understand that sex is fucking meme and for the first time you are alone, face to face with your meaningless existence. What do?

>>1142241
fuck bitches

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>>1142338
With what?

>>1142365
What's left of it.

>>1141914
I like Hegel. He has ambition.

>>1142338
Agreed

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Schopenhaur: fuck everything. Especially Hegel, what an asshole.

>>1141933
Socrates was probably the most correct out of all of them.

>>1144299

Nietzsche: fuck you