/his/ memes

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>>1112898

>>1112884
>Arabic
>monks

Holy Fuck this is amazing

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HERE COME DAT V-E DAY

>>1112884
The mental image of a group of crows having a meeting over who gets to wear a hat is both hilarious and adorable.

>>1112884
Just like that one Mountain Goats song, Pink and Blue

>>1112937
This

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>>1112884
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>>1112899
None of these are funny.

>>1112967
I chuckled at a few of them, which is more than I can say about your ghastly meme.

i enjoyed all of them :/

>>1112937
The idea of animals having societies that are almost entirely incomprehensible to us is something I like to amuse myself with.

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>>1112884
>>1112937

ergot is a hell of a drug

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>>1112967
you're wrong

>>1113001
Put that knife down, you infuriating little bastard, it's bad enough that you are so fucking hard to find compared to your contemporaries in the first two games.

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>>1112884
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>>1112899

I feel really bad that you spent so much time on these, keep going anon.

>>1113001
Snuggly is the most based crow, prove me wrong

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Also, who got the /his/ ultra GET? I haven't been lurking here recently.

>>1112884

I like these, OP

>>1114966

>>1111111
afghis BTFO

>>1114987
kek, thanks.

Thank God it wasn't a complete waste.

>>1112928
OH BLYAD PRYVYET

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>>1115011

>>1113001
Can somebody explain this ?

>>1114897
>>1111111

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>>1115060
ebin

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Is this accurate?

>>1115047
In the Souls series, the player can find a raven that accepts items dropped on the ground and exchanges for other items.

Is Dark Souls three, the crows say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GgyJAF8jI

>>1115172
>reddit
fuck off

>>1115172
*tips fedora*

>>1115172
If you're a living meme, yeah

>>1112884
>monks
>script is clearly arabic
these threads are always shit

>>1115185
>not knowing what a fucking monk is

>>1115172
If you don't already know the answer you shouldn't be trying to learn philosophy from fucking memes.

Even if I told you the correct answer without knowing the reason behind each item on the list did you really learn anything?

>>1115185
all civs can make monks, dude. the spanish even get donkey monks

>>1112899
>Bedbird
Kek.

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MAKE WAY, DANK OC COMING THROUGH.

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>>1115934
>Thier
Ffs, man, at least do a spell check.

>>1112928

ФH SHIT ШДDDЧP

>>1115185
>>1112922
*Qadi

>>1112967
Shit taste.

>>1116030
best in thread

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That's a fine historical meme.

>>1116195
...but it's a lie.

>>1116019
>Judges are the same as monks

>>1116285
I heard someone was trying to derail a thread by being an annoying unfunny shitposter. Can I join in?

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WE
WUZ
KNO
NUFFINNN

Am I cool yet? Someone upvote me for mad forum cred ;)

>>1116362
This is autistic and it's not even trying to be.

>>1116408
>it's not even trying to be.
It's a parody.
It is trying to be.

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>>1114966
Nothing can beat this one tho

>>1117569
HOLY FUCK

>>1112899
okay this one made me actually lol

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rate

>>1118064
>>1118070
lol

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>>1114922

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Baruch Spinoza's favorite pastime

>>1120477
Sounds crazy but no video games back then.

>>1116030
heartiest of kek

>>1120470
someone got the martin luther version?

>>1120666
Sorry Satan but I refuse to help you

>>1120718
not even protestant just want a good laff

>>1120728
>666
Of course you're not Protestant, you're the devil

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>>1120710

>>1120477
someone make an mlg edit of spinoza smoking some dank kush and playing with spiders

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>>1121213
Bumping this

>>1114948
Snuggly is the most based but Pickle-Pee is the qt-est.

these where funny op

>>1112967
You say that yet u post one of the unfunniest memes ever made.

>>1116030
Shitttttttttt this was made from a screenshot i posted in a /tg/ thread like two years ago. Didn't think anyone saved it.

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>>1115164
to be honest if there's a time when attempting to invade and conquer russia that time is now - if napoleon invaded russia by now with today's technology the ruskies would be speaking in french in no time... fuck even hitler: the true fuck uper could do that

>>1112899
Lol

>>1112884
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>>1112899
Maybe it's cuz I'm drunk but these are hilarious.

Most of these are pure cancer.

Just more proof that humanities majors cant into humor.

>>1116064
>I'll take things that never happened for $600, Alex!

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>>1122499
Yeah, it's facebook level shit, for sure.

>>1112884
Thanks OP

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got any of these?

>>1114922
>>1120470
Is there a template for these?

>>1116019
The word you're looking for is fakir, or zahid

>>1115168
Underrated

>>1112899
>bedbird

>>1112967
Kill urself

>>1116064
This is so fake

>>1117569
I don't get it.

>>1122790
The digits

>>1120470
>son of a harness maker

Kek

>>1112967
Neither them or this post are funny.

>>1115047
Its from dark souls.

To be honest the imagery in the painted world of ariamis, in giant crows, and in the nest crows all make no fucking sense. They are just there to look deep.

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>>1122701
Only this one, though it is more /x/ than /his/

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>>1120666

>>1122903
thanks

>>1112884
I see great potential in these monk memes

>>1116211
Cesar actually integretated the gauls pretty gentle in the empire. He even made some of them part of the senat. Vericngetorix just got what he deserved.

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Don't know if it's funny of sad

>>1112884
This shits great op

>>1125069

Neither. It's wrong and insulting.

>>1125104
>the race of a mythological fantasy character is wrong

>>1125118
>being insulted by changing a mythological character's race too

>>1125069
romans used to take soldiers recruited from one corner of the empire and send them to another

south eastern corner = upper nile

north western corner = britain

>lancelot
>lance a lot
>big black lance

all the evidence points to this being literal fact

>>1125132
lancelot is from britanny

>>1125175
Of course, so was King Arthur.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riothamus

As the western roman empire collapsed, soldiers left without supplies and leadership settled in Brittany which was the last place in the area untouched by Germanics.

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>>1125069
It's correct

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>>1112928
>watches not shopped out
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>>1121827
kek

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>>1125219
>untouched by germanics

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>>1125175
Well that checks out then

>>1125069
>Lancelot cuckolds Arthur
>made black

P O E T R Y

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>>1125542

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>>1125549

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>>1125553

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>>1125566

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>>1125573

And just to honor the memes i'm gonna post the original.

I have others too but they're not /his/ related

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>>1125579

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>>1112884
While it's quite obvious that the picture isn't "medieval monks", I'd like to point out that it's clearly an illustration to Attar Nishapuri's The Conference of the Birds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Conference_of_the_Birds

So the picture might seem nonsensical to anyone who doesn't know the context, but it's not as random as the snail jousting marginalia of the European medieval manuscripts.

>>1125869
you must be fun at parties

>>1115012
>James K. Polk
>irrelevant president
Holy fuck shut up

>>1120477
>>1120524
Haven't you tried having spiders fight each other yet? Put one spider on each end of a thin stick and watch.

>>1126291
I googled it and I guess it's a moderately popular sport in the Philippines

>>1126302
We put them in matchboxes, divided by sticks so that each spider have their own "rooms" inside the box. Guys would challenge each other and take out their boxes. There are many kinds of spiders, and have many features and weaknesses to take note. It's basically pokemon without humanoid vegetables or chickens that can breathe fire.

>>1126356
That's way more intense than I had pictured in my head. In my mind you just pick up 2 spiders off the street, put them on a stick and you and your friends bet on them. It really does sound a lot like pokemon. Is it a really big thing or is it just something you and a small group do?

>>1125387
Why would the watches be shopped when one's in local time and one's in Moscow time?

>>1126393
Depends on area. Kinda like how some other countries use beetles, but instead we use spiders. It's pretty popular among kids. There's also some form of status, for example, if you capture and use a big and/or poisonous spider. You find them hiding in dark corners of a house, or better yet, go to the woods or an abandoned house. Players also have their "ace spider" and "retainers" who play and take care of the spiders for them.

>>1126088
Its making the point that schools dont teach of him, even though he was important.

>>1126472
That's really intense for kids. I can't imagine figuring all of that out when I was a kid. It kind of reminds me of marbles in the US. Kids will have their prized marbles that they only use for really important shots. I could never keep up with the rules but I think if you lost you also lost some of your marbles

>>1126510
If you lost, the opponent gets to keep your dead spider to feed his spider.

>>1126526
Brutal

>>1126016
Explanation pls

>>1120314
I like it, Bakunin in the background definitely adds to it.

>>1112922
That's Persian

>>1122315

The ruskies were speaking in French when Napoleon invaded.

>>1126616
just the czar who happened to be a frenchboo of the worst kind and the little faggots around him

>>1125488
wilson certainly look like a mount & blade character

>>1126553
He liked to throw people out of helicopters.

>>1125566
beautiful

>>1126553
His regime pushed commies out of aircraft over the pacific

>>1115170
Topkek

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>>1122701
Here

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>>1122701
Yup

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>>1122701
Maybe

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>>1122701
This is my favorite

>>1125874
You must be a faggot.
"Oh lolz, you told me where something funny is actually from. Kek, you arent a funny person."
Fuck people like you.

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>>1127950

>>1126302
enjoy

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

>>1125409
>yfw the kr*uts have never beaten the anglo master race

>>1115125
Omfg i hate when plebs cant into stylistic expression, to me thats the epitome of reddit!

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>>1126553

>>1126404
Because they were proof of looting and liberators don't loot.

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>>1124791

>>1115172
kind of surprising that it only contains irrelevant phylosophical movements

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>>1126016

>>1129160
man, the explosion was rad

>>1129160
Hahhahahahah

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

Never gets old

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More /pol/ than /his/ but oh well

>>1130414
Kekd

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>>1130414
jesus look at that mess
pure autism

>>1115164
>>1122315
Brest-Litovsk

>>1115168
Based joan

>>1127917
Kill yourself

>>1117569
Fucking Satan.

>>1117569
Thank you for posting this.

>>1120314
i laughed

>>1112884
Looks like something out of Kaliila Wa Dumna to me, these Persian or Indian animal stories.
Anyway, it's Arabic, not Persian, I can read some of it but the handwriting is a bit messy and confusing:
They said an opinion but we (send?) spies and agents and make ambassadors between us and-
Crowned bird : Sultan
Next bird : vizier
Next group : other viziers

I could have gotten most of the main text wrong, it's unclear and messy as I said.

>>1133583
so it would be more about the meeting turban

>>1120314
kek'd

>>1122903
>reforming
more like JUSTing

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>>1120666
>666
Trips confirm. Luther was Satan's pawn. Protestantism is indeed demonic.

>>1112884
>>1112888
>4chan
>>1112890
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>>1112899
>>1115125
I haven't been on /his/ in like a year, but I hope to the Gods, this is a popular, fresh meme.

>>1112899
>bedbird will never tuck you in and give you a goodnight peck
Why live

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>>1112884
Please don't bully

>>1134299
Reminder that Muhammad was the pawn of Satan.

>>1134258
>You will never tuck someone in and give them a good night peck

I know the feel familia

>>1125069

>The casting call describes him as, "an African American knight with a British accent. He's a sword for hire who lost his true love and was banished from his kingdom

I don't understand why they do this

>>1115164
Batu Khan disagrees.

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>>1115172
>Woah man, what if we were all, just like, in a simulstion, man?

>>1112967
I think they are pretty funny. Your picture is really tired tho

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>>1115164
Lol.

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>>1112888
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>>1112897
>>1112898
The only way this shitfest is remotely amusing is by imagining the dumbass who makes them.

>>1115934
Jésus. Kill yourself. Simply posting the image by itself would be better. The 'comedic' exchange between the monks is always forced and in no way clever. You suck at this sir.

>>1125874
You must be on the wrong imageboard, you infernal cocksucker

>>1115793
kek

While you're here, make sure to fill out the /his/ survey

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Ychvuni4QNl-4uBcyzaMFYGVqwqqj2ONtU1ICBarCUo/viewform#responses

>>1139700
Allow more than one continent of interest pls.

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>>1130414
>At some point in history an autistic Kraut thought... whatever the hell this is... was holy, roman, or an empire

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>>1122701

>>1125710
>purse
>skirt
>breasts
>dad

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>>1141152
He's Nordic, calm down.

>>1115040
do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?

>>1141167
>>1141167
sick banter

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>>1117569

>>1121809
Who's this?

>>1127918
kek

>>1116269
kek

>>1120477

Typical Jewish behavior

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>>1122701

>>1139700
>no Hispanic option
How dare you. Our empire once spanned the Earth and our wealth knew no end

>>1120314
10/10

>>1139700
Responded. Also shout out to the other person who said their favorite war is the 30 Year War

>>1136969
>muh nazi image macros with impact font
go back to 2006

>>1112967
Kys

>>1112884
Best one ITT.

>>1112967
Wrong, best thing I've seen on 4chan in quite a while

>>1112947
They're funny

Awesome work OP