>Enter germanic forest >it ain't me starts playing

>>1091763
>>1091770
>>1091771
insufficient germanic nudity

>>1091763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JVaMuZZBQ

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>>1091775
>>1091763

>Celts
>Germanic

>>1091803
They're all barbarians either way.

>>1091803
all whiteys look same

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>>1091814
Stay out of the wald.

>>1091816
>Celts
>White

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>>1091831
Some of you Germanics are alright. Don't go to the Rhine frontier tomorrow.

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>>1091846
a-are you made of gold???

>>1091850
Brennus pls go and stay go.

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>>1091860
Arminius > Brennus

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>You will never BTFO the Romeinse hond with your pant-wearing broeders

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>>1091874
>implying dirty barbarians can handle the might of Rome.

>>1091763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_JVaMuZZBQ

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>>1091875
u wot cunt

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>"I love the smell of dead woodniggers in the morning"
Gaius "Kraut Killing Kommando" Marius

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>>1091909
They're called snowniggers pleb.

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>>1091902
>Gauls in my province

>>1091909
>tfw you will never be a legionary under Marius
>tfw you will never slaughter barbarians by the dozens
>tfw you will never commit genocide, plunder and rape

Why continue this accursed existence?

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>>1091924
>tfw no qt Ambronian slave gf

>>1091874
>with your pant-wearing broeders
Are you Iranian?

NOTORIOUS SPQR

S. P . Q. R, fine/
Sicker then your average Gaul killer/
Twist Gaul's heads off/
Gauls fucking stink Gauls and Carthaginians/
Elephant riding players/
Imperial hooligans like Romans/
dead right if they head right/
taking barbarian wives every night/
Romans been smooth since days of killing Jews/
Never lose/
Never choose to lynch Jews in Judea

Talk go through us your lands belong to us/
carthago delenda est, screw us screw us/
Yeah SPQR, german babies I don't give a fuck/
stick it up the butt

Caesar, Caesar can't you see?/
Germanics and Celts need to hang from trees/
And I just love your imperial ways/
I guess that's why their barbarians and you're so great

>>1092033
My fucking sides

>>1092033
kek

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>>1091909

Treeniggers are native americans in what is now the United States. Your latin translation must be spotty. As one anon said, his correct translation was snowniggers.

>>1092033
Which song is being parodied?

>>1092143
Notorious Moonman

>>1092033
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize three imperial legions. In one forest
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his segmentata already, mater's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop pila,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole tribe goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the Latin won't come out
He's choking how, German's are joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

>>1091874

Vieze kanker verrader.

>>1092033
>Sicker then
trashed

>>1091763

You snowniggers listen now
I'm gonna tell you how
To keep from getting torchered
When the Legion is on the prowl
Stay at the hut at night
And lock your door up tight
Don't go outside or else you'll find
Those eagle banners up
Now I know you won't believe me
So I'm gonna tell you why
The Augusta XVIII
Is gonna get you by and by
I'm warnin' you that when I'm through
You're gonna change your tune
This story's 'bout a snownigger
His name was Adalwülf

>It ain't me just started playing on pandora as soon as I opened the thread


Eternal kraut strikes again

>>1092348

He walked into a Horrea
He thought he'd get a bite
He thought that they would serve him
Since they passed the granting rights
The tribune told him no
And that he'd better go
He said, "No si're, my Basileo Valens say
I don't have to go."
So he sat there in that horrea
Bein' stubborn as a mula
No matter what he said
He wouldn't get up off that stool
He sat there like a jackass
Said, "I'm gonna räid und ræpe.
I came in here to eat, and
I ain't leavin' 'til I've ate."

The tribune had enough
He said, "I'll call your bluff."
He said, "If we can't treat you right
We'll have to treat you rough."
The horn was in his hands
He gave him one more chance
He wouldn't go, and so he called
The Augusta XVIII
When he saw them romans comin'
Adal knew it was too late
His eyes popped out his head
And his curly hair got straight
He said, "Oh lousy bronze folks
I didn't mean a thing.
Why did I have to listen
To that gothic rebel king?"

Now snowniggers understand
They tied up both his hands
He was at the mercy of
The Augusta XVIII
I knew just what they'd do
Adalwulf knew it too
I knew what kind of torture
They would put that snownigger through
Now the moral of this story
As plain as it can be
Snowniggers mind your business
And let us roman folks be
You'd better heed my warnin'
And try to understand
Don't you raid and rape
Around the Augusta XVIII

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>>1092348
>>1092423

>be a forest nigger
>ambush Romans in BLACK Forest

checks out

>>1091763
>in clades Variana
>"Id Non Est Mihi" incipit ludere

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>>1091831
full size. cant find a version without the crease though

>>1091763
Do you mean "Fortunate Son"?

>>1091846
Lol

>>1093081
That's a great illustration

>>1093091
Itsa meem you dip

AUGUSTUS AUGUSTUS

GERMANIC LIVES MATTER

>>1091763
Wot Manga pls.

>>1092033
anon please
my sides

>>1091803

Same shit

>>1093081
I kidna preferred the darker low-res one. Was more like...weather in certain parts of Germany.

>>1091868

Nero Claudius Drusus Germanicus Julius Caesar > Arminius

He even cucked Arminius out of the wife he himself cucked from Segestes as icing on his shit cake.

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>>1091902

Non auro, sed ferro, recuperanda est patria

>>1093484
Heureka.

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>>1091770
>>1091771
this is what furor celtica is all about