/his/ humour thread

>>1086000
SHOULDA PAYED THE DENBTS

>>1086031
> t. Veneto Schlomonico

>>1086055
>come help us, we will gib money
>okay here we are
>wait sorry we hab no money
>okay we will find some

>>1086074
>he thinks promises of a failed usurper are debts
top fucking kek nobody wanted the crusaders there in the first place

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>>1086000

>>1086115
the crusaders didn't want to be there in the first place either but shit happens

>>1086162
You should thank Norway for that.

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>>1086115
>>he thinks promises of a failed usurper are debts
They are
And their payment becomes due even quicker than normal when you set their fleet on fire and try to starve them all to death

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>>1086000
when you have someone highlighted in a box, press the tab underneath the box set you to highlighting/dragging mod and click the transparency option at the bottom to remove white bordereds Also, the original dialogue in box 1 would've been better.

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>>1087361

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>>1086075

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>>1086000

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>>1087411

>>1087409
seeing my OC reposted
best day ever

>>1087411
>>1087548
Nice try m8 but mine got dubs so I win

>>1087138
when did this meme even originate?

>>1087629
Korean Nationalists believe that there was a Hwan Empire a long time ago. Someone posted a picture of the Hwan Empire in a Greatest Empires thread and it developed from there.

>>1087138
dude this is NOT funny. millions died there

>>1086162
Liberté
Egalité
Fraternité

>>1087138
>dude proto-Ninjas lmao

It would be nice if we could get some shit in these threads that's NOT Facebook garbage

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>>1087687
show us how its done

>>1087681
>implying anybody laughs at the Hyper War

Do you know how many people even died? No, nobody does because it was so brutal all evidence was wiped out

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REMINDER OUR FIRST MATCH FOR THE 4CC IS IN 2 DAYS

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>>1087693
>Ukraine
>ONE DOLLAR

>>1087709
Shit, I didn't even realize they were going to do a spring babby cup this year.

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>>1087693
>567
I'm proud to be an American, but being Swiss would be an acceptable alternative.

>>1087747
It's one of the most expensive countries to live in if not the most expensive though. Geneva and Zurich are crazy expensive

>>1087747
Being a republic for 7 centuries pays dividends, must be satisfying to see all the monarchies around you tumble while you live in peace and make moniez.

>>1087411
A liberal sophist homosexual Athenean philosopher and dialectic was teaching a class on Socrates, known teleologist

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Socrates and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Homer!“

At this moment, a rude, unshaven, pro-dog ex pirate slave who had masturbated 15 times a day and understood the futility of society and fully supported eating and drinking in the market stood up and held up a chicken.

"How would you describe a man, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “A featherless biped, you stupid cynic”

"Wrong. This chicken's been plucked since you made this observation. If man is a featherless biped and knowing thyself, as you say, is possible… then it should be a man now"

The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his hemlock and copy of Apology (of Socrates). He stormed out of the room crying those Athenean crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most are only beaten once a day) when they jealously try to claw captured catamites from the deserving ruling class. There is no doubt that at this point our philosopher, Plato, wished he had lived in a wine barrel and eschewed societal views of normalcy. He wished so much that hemlock to poison with and save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had philosophized against it!

The pupils applauded and all became Cynics that day and accepted no one as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Antisthenes” flew into the room and perched atop the Republic Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The students masturbated several times, and Crates of Thebes himself showed up and enacted the principles of asceticism across the country.

The philosopher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "The Plague" and was tossed into the underworld for all eternity.

>>1087747
Fuck me that was brutal

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spam inc

>>1087906
Their average monthly wage is like 5000 euros though, so it balances out

>>1088347
They are the successors of the true, non-degenerate Rome

>>1088605
pre rape of sabine when roman family values were alive

>>1087315
>And their payment becomes due even quicker than normal when you set their fleet on fire and try to starve them all to death
By your logic then Venice owes Greece for sacking Constantinople and letting them get fucked over by the Turks

>>1087138
>Posting the single worst event in human history
>Funny
Edgy as fuck

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>>1086162
>tfw we were on the right side

>>1087643
The Finnish empire meme's been doing the rounds on /int/ for years

>>1088900
>"we" """were on""" the """""""""right side"""""""""

>>1087426
the best

>>1087138
sounds like something from Robert E Howards proto-world psuedohistory

>>1087935
Cops are bastards, this is nothing new.

>>1086075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd66KXIbAjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL2Hyve-kwg

>>1088634
No because that's just collection of what's owed

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>>1088974

>>1088594
But for someone moving to Switzerland it would still be pretty expensive at least in the beginning

>>1089230
Good. Their nazi, african warlord gold, and jew bux country should continue to be exclusionary.

>>1087138
So is this the "too soon" girl of /his/?

>>1089120
>this is what Schlomonito believes
Read these
(>>1083625 #)
(>>1084632 #)

>>1087365
This is bad

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>>1087403

>>1089181

>cop murders a man he just ran off the road as the man recovers from the crash
>tries to conceal evidence of his crime
>is caught by his own dash cam
>exonerated

Statists will defend this.

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>>1086000

>>1086162
>traditionalists BTFO

>>1087693
Why is turkey even lower than some ex-communist places?

>>1087693
>average wealth per adult
Is there a more stupid metric?
All money in the country divided by its population, it tells you nothing about the people living there.

>>1087693
>average wealth

That's accumulated income unadjusted for purchasing power. You might as well multiply the GDPs of the last 20 years, just as meaningless. The only use of this graphic is for granting loans etc.

People who don't understand maths should refrain from interpreting data.

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>>1087934
bretty gud

>>1090019
refer to
>>1090139
>>1090097
i looked at some other maps ont he same website, basically even when a country has lower gdp and hdi, it can rank higher than a country with higher gdp and hdi
that data doesnt directly represents the development or prosperity of a country

A Jewish anarcho-syndicalist MIT professor of linguistics and opportunistic political activist was teaching a class on Rene Descartes, known rationalist.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Descartes and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than me!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, humanitarian Harvard behavioral psychologist who had conditioned over 1000 pigeons to compete in ping pong championship tournaments and understood the necessity of reinforcement and punishment for the creation of a Walden-like utopia and fully supported all breaches of research ethics made by J.B. Watson in the name of science stood up and held up a chimpanzee.

”How many signs does this chimp use to communicate, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “None, language is innate and uniquely possessed by the human species, you stupid empiricist”.

>>1090223

”Wrong. It’s been 58 years since you published Syntactic Structures and plunged us into the dark age of cognitivism. If it was language was not simply a semiotic system among many and Universal Grammar, as you say, is real… then we would be speaking Hebrew now”.

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his favorite Bill Cosby sweater. He stormed out of the room crying those anarcho-syndicalist crocodile tears, the same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they publish tracts condemning right-wing dictators and ignoring the atrocities of left-wing rulers in Peru, Angola, Pakistan, and Equatorial Guinea. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist anarchist professor. He wished so much that he could blame his actions on the environmental influence of the academic ivory tower, but he himself had argued against it!

The students all predictably applauded at this positive stimulus that day and accepted B. F. Skinner as their lord and savior. An eagle named Radical Translation flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Willard van Orman Quine himself showed up and abolished all cognitive psychology departments across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was sent to Guantanamo Bay for political subversion and was forced to watch looped footage of Foucault laughing at him for all eternity.

>>1090223
>>1090225
How is this meme called?

>>1090233

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/albert-einstein-copypasta

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>>1090254

>>1087138

>mass autism array
>King Wewuz I
>finnish social skills

I'm crying

>>1090258
xD

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I found this and I don't know what to do with it.

>>1087693
>Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
>Communist
we are shit nowadays tho, but not because of commie ideology.

>>1090277
And people think Islam will remove degenracy

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>>1090297
Well it's Indian Muslim. India does that to people. You could probably sent the Amish over there and they'd be fucking deer within a few weeks.

>>1090302
I'm kinda aroused now.

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>>1090331
It gets better.

>>1090364
How would one fuck a bird?

>>1090366
Anon, those are clearly flying vaginas.

>>1090388
Everything makes sense now.

>>1088739
what

>>1090431
She's been sacrificed.

>>1090452
Oh, the one who got flayed?

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Any lurkers?

>>1090509
aye

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>>1090541
I'm out of memes to fuel the fire
@@@@@@@@@@@@rururrururururururururururururueueururu@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?rurururururururururururururu

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>>>/wsg/1044090

>>1090503

>russians
>reigned by: A volunteer

Top bants

>>1087934
Goood sheeeit

>>1088739
Lol good one

>>1090503
>Russia
>Typical Diseases
>Incompetence

>>1091046
>Fashion
>Feminine

>>1091046
>>1091049
My bad that was
>Turk
Even better

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>>1088639

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>>1090518
Glorious

>>1090508
source?

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>>1086000

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>>1091817
Empire of dust

>>1091835
>blaming a random African for Africa's problems
wew

>>1091835
Pretty cool.

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>>1091858
The African is blaming Europeans for all of their problems.

>>1091885
Does he? I haven't seen the whole documentary but from the webm it just looks like the Chinese guy is lecturing the African guy on how they should be more developed. What happens right before?

>>1091896
I think it's the African saying why they are so underdeveloped.
Because of colonialism etc etc.
Tbh, decolonization was a failure, it would have been a success if we practices deep ecology.

>>1091885
Individual Europeans?

>>1091697
man medieval Italy was a wild place

>>1091697
>Outnumbered 9:2
>Still get the bucket

How based is Modena?

>>1091912
He isn't blaming an individual African now is he.

>>1091697
>>1091947
I think there was a comedic piece of literature which told of a similar episode. Two towns go to war with each other over a well's bucket because they both need the bucket to gather water, but there is only one bucket for both towns. Perhaps it is the same episode, though I'm not sure what allegory or hidden message the author was trying to convey with this absurd scenario.

Any italian ITT? Any of you remember the title?

>>1091965
the comedic piece was called "la secchia rapita " roughly translated in " the kidnapped bucket " and yes it is the same episode

>>1091965
Just check the wikipage. says there some guy wrote about it later on.

>>1086000
this thread is crap

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>>1092115
your opinion is crap

>>1088900
Notice how being on the "right side" of history is only good in hindsight... when all the bad stuff has stopped and literally no longer directly influences your life. Literally all you've gotten from being "on the ride side" of history is the sense of smugness that comes with it

>>1094269
huge faggot for not worshiping Diogenes.

>>1087426
>>1087350
Does anyone have that copypasta that compares France and "Germany"?

>>1087138
>US on the belligerents side
Huh? I know there was the XYZ affair but that hardly precludes US involvement in the war.

>>1087138
are you implying from this work that elsewhere in the universe there could be life forms based on D amino acids and L sugars, depending on the chirality of circular polarized light in that sector!?

>>1090503
what the fuck is this shit

can someboody sauce this please ?

>>1088612
Pre mythical "my mother is a dog and I killed my brother" Jerry Springer-esque foundation too

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nevar4get

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>>1090258
That is an appropriate response for such a tragic event, so terrible was the slaughter that no evidence for it exists anymore.

;_;

>>1090503
fashion
>russian
>furry

>>1086162
All hail glorious Mysore military

>>1087138
>Holy
>Finnic
>Khaganate

>>1087426
this is a /his/ classic

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just made this one whaddaya think?

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>>1090503
>Spanish
>Dies: In a Boat

BTFO

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>>1095524
nice lad

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>>1087419

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Ass

>>1089950
reminder that saladin won

>>1087405
Counter signal memes are gigantic strawmen

>>1087693
>germany is divided
>and it isn;t
>Czechoslovakia is separated
>then it isn;t.

>>1098310
Wait what? Is this an actual thing they did? Source?

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>>1098327
>the year of our lorde thirteen-hundred
>being an ableist shitknave

>>1091788
g-got more of her?
that's cute

>>1098327
it could just be a joke drawing
people have always drawn silly shit

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>>1098417

>>1098417
>fuggen reptilians takin over our royal bloodline again.

>>1098403
True but it seems very different from the knights fighting snails or the people without bones

>>1087411
Whoever made this left out the best part.
>Alexander: "By Jupiter, were I not Alexander, I should wish to be Diogenes!"
>Diogenes: "If I were not Diogenes, I should also wish to be Diogenes."

>>1098468
I wish I had made it. Would you mind correcting it? I don't have the photoshop skills

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Made this over a year ago but never posted it

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>>1098512

>>1091896
The African is bitching about how they're fucking retarded and incompetent because evil whitey.

The chink tells him he's a dipshit, that the Belgians left behind railroads, hospitals, mines, roads, infrastructure, and the Africans #shrekt it immediately. Dindu doesn't like hearing this and phases out.
>>1091906
>decolonization was a failure
Durrrrr
>"Fuck you whitey, get out!"
>"Okay. Here's the keys to the hospitals, universities, and government offices."
>"Sheeeeeeeeit, what do we do now?"
Flash forward to today.

When you give blacks what they want, they just fuck things up further and blame you for it anyways. There's no arguing with these people.

>>1087365
Peasants on suicide watch.

>>1090503
Russia is pretty spot on

>>1098582
Who's the third one?

>>1098570
More of these please.

>>1098587
pol pot i think

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>>1098627

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>>1098570
>Top 10 Swordsmen in Anime
>Photo of Jack Churchill
10/10

>>1098468

That never happened

>>1098541
Decolonization was a failure because we keep giving them aid, refusing to let their shitty bloated populations collapse to sustainable levels.
De facto, Africa was never decolonized.

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>>1098627
Meta much?

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>>1090302

>>1086075
>>1089844
>>1087403
anyone has the Sartre version? "this ugly motherfucker is fucking bitches and his philosophy isn't even that good" or something like that. I liked it

>>1099250
That I can agree with. They're never going to learn to ride if we don't take the fucking training wheels off.

>>1099004
Says who? Were you there?

>>1090503
>Turk
>typical disease
>impotence

topkek

>>1090210
And we all know that ex-communist countries are all developed and prosperous first-world countries.

>>1087693

I'm dutch, no way we're that low.

>>1100578
were you?

>>1091885
>The African is blaming Europeans for all of their problems.
No he isn't I've seen the doc

>>1098513
Noice

I actually had a presentation about Harald Hardrada in high school, the guy was fascinating as fuck.

>>1087427
kek

>>1086162
>Be on winning side
>Lose Norway

filthy fucking brits and swedes

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>>1090191

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>>1101207

>>1100822
were you ?

>>1090503
>There was a time when Germans respected Spaniards more than other Europeans

Wew, how the mighty have fallen

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>>1101332

>>1087138
>Casualties: Jackie Chan[disputed]

THE GREAT CHAN LIVES

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>>1101393

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>>1101332

>>1099004
Well no shit, Alexander the Great wouldn't be worshiping Roman gods like Jupiter to begin with.

>>1087421
Was this a real issue orrr?
I know The Onion started as a student paper in Harvard

>>1087138
>The War On Autism, Finnic Theater
>ongoing
I'm crying

>>1101759
It looks like it at least
if it's all fake somebody did a fucking ton of work writing out all those articles because they're just as funny as the headlines

>>1101759
No the onion published a coffee table book called "Our Dumb Century" or something in 2000, it's pretty funny

>>1090551
>For the love of God, Montresor

>>1101842
>pour vous

>>1101865
>The Archduke Convention
>Panel discussions include
>Coping with Genetic Hemophilia
>Dueling Pistol Best Buys
>Putting the Happy Back in Hapsburg

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>Be Glorious Soviet invading russian clay
>Get pumped from Stalin telling us we're great
>Die because Finland is fucking cold and shitty

>>1087138

why did the Lemurians give up the Mass Autism Array to the Hwan forces anon

>tfw so many dead could have been prevented if pharaoh Ensheid had listened to his advisors

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>>1098417

>>1102079
Well they didn't give them the whole array, they just gave the Hwan's the secret to mass meta-conscious meme manipulation which was as essential to the autism array as E=MC^2 is to the atom bomb. If the Lemurian Pharaoh had known that what his advisers were telling him about the terrible device the Hwans were building was true and that the Hwans planned to sink Lemuria either way I'm sure that he would have refused.

>>1087629
The Finnish Empire and the Hwans had been a meme for a while and according to the people who actually believe they existed they both existed at the same time, so it was inevitable someone would say they went to war with each other.

>>1091935
Did you know Normans once conquered southern italy? That was some crazy shit.

>>1090302
Holy shit.

>>1101842
Is this a banepost?

>>1102388
No, it's a Maratpost

>>1102439
What's the translation

>>1098512
>there must be more to life

>>1102488
From Google translate:
- If I stab you in your bath, will you die?
- Yes, and it would be extremely painful.
It's about the stabbing of Jean Paul Marat by Charlotte Corday.

>>1101329
once upon a time.

>>1102513
A better translation would be:
"If I stabbed you in while you'e in your bath, would you die?
Yes, it would be extremely painful"

>>1102977
That's a big tub.

>>1101925
What the fuck is happening here?

>>1104327
The text is Chinese, saying "Did you seriously sell your soul to the weasel newly-disguised as a Chinese?"

>>1101408
Does anyone have the, "THOV ART ATTEMPTING TO WEAVE A TAPESTRY OF CONSIDERABLE DIMENSION" version?

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>>1102098
I smiled

>>1091835

Empire of dust

>I feel sorry for them
>but sometimes I also hate them

colonial experience in a fucking nutshell

>>1101102
>/new/
God I miss that board...

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>>1101867

>>1087138
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.

>>1090219
This always triggers me.
Luther should be a smug pepe, trolling the Catholics.

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>>1104414
I laughed

>>1104003
Ce c'est une grande baignoire.
Pour vouz.

>>1101393
What is this supposed to be?
Sounds really familiar but can't remember

>>1090191
>one off trips
perfect

>>1104414
>potugal
my sides

>>1090508
That's untrue though

>>1091885
He's not, he blamed corruption and explained he doesn't mesure success the same way chinese do.

>>1088666
K satan

>>1105304
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>1088974
>ALL COPS ARE EVIL meme
You don't even deserve a picture.

>>1104412
>>1101408
I prefer the "ATTEMPTING TO WEAVE A TAPESTRY BEYOND THE LIMITS OF REASON SET BY OUR LORD" or somesuch.

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>>1105926
I think it's the one I have.

>>1094863
>presumably all the soup within
KEK

>>1105378
What?

>>1105958
Thank you anon!

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>>1101408

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>>1106120
Kek

>>1104414
>not Jew York
opportunity missed

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>>1104414
>ought to be below sea level

>>1101867
Underrated

>>1090503
Italian looks creepy as hell

>>1101842
Robespierre: "If I take off your head, will you die?

Danton: "It would be extremely painful."

Robespierre: "You're a big guy."

Danton: "For you."

>>1104414
>Only city in North Africa is El Alamein

Kek

>>1104414
>all those Portugal's
Excellent

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>>1090503
>Italian
>sneaky, loves gold
DELETE THIS GOY

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>>1088680

>>1090225
>left-wing rulers in, Pakistan
wat?

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>>1090139
Its a meme anon, its supposed to be retarded.

>>1106036
I thought the post number was 332, but I see now it was the year.

>>1104414
>kebab world
perfect

slow board is slow

>>1107318
>/his/
>Slow

>>1107255
The closing days of the European theater sure were some fun times.

>>1105994
>Implying the soup spilled
Fucking revisionists.

>>1106606
When you're chargring the Austrian flank, but you suddenly realise that British fire can't burn down the whitehouse.

>>1087629
It's a weird mixture of the original finnish empire and hwan empire myths, and the atlantean mythos which is unironic.

>>1098541

>the fucking belgians leaving anything behind but chopped hands and child eunucs

youre a fucking troll

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>>1087403

>>1107255
How the fuxk is this story not.mentioned more often. Film adaptation when

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand#Attack_in_1978_and_the_Sealand_Rebel_Government
I should make a Wikipedia page for this battle. I should also make a movie for it.

>>1107255
>The French prisoners included former prime ministers, generals and a tennis star.
Oh, this is too weird.

>>1107255
the antecedent of the NATO

>>1101878

tu as un grand homme

>>1088605

snow nigger detected

>>1105772

WE

>>1110013
ARE

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>>1109925
>you have a large man

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>>1092115

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>>1087350