POPE CLEMENT, I'M VIII

>>1075789
You're a big guy.

>>1075793
4u

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Grain?

>>1075793
>go to tower of london exhibit
>learn about the big guy
>he literally had "Anime" armor and a shotgun axe

Henry confirmed for true neet neckbeard.

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>>1075809
Do you think he felt like a little girl when he wore it?

>They work for the pontiff... the mitre'd man
>POPE?
>Si

>>1075991
>Uh... you don't get to bring cardinals.

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>>1075834
He was always a "Big Guy".

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>>1075991
>>1075995
Uh... you don't get to bring France.

>>1075789
why is he holding an overripe banana

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This can't be happening!
I'm in charge here!

>>1076028
It's a glove you twat.

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>The divorce papers I just filed with the Church list me, my wife, Thomas Cranmer here, but only one, of you
>First one to annul my marriage gets to stay on my aircraft!

>>1076035
is it because they had really poor food preservation and transport technology back then so when henry sent for a banana it arrived all brown and moldy but he didn't want to give it up so he just walked around with it clutched in his stubby sausage fingers

>>1076033
Just excommunicate my shit up pham

>>1076069
best VIII joke on /his/ thus far To Be Honest

Lotta loyalty for a hired irish mercenary

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OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD EXCOMMUNICATE A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH

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>>1076069
kek

>The reformation I just filled with the Vatican lists me, my court, Bishop Cranmer here, but only one wife!
>First one to birth me a son gets to keep their head

>>1076118
jesus christ senpai

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>>1075789
or perhaps he's wondering why you'd divorce a women without any just claim?

>She didn't breed so good, who wants to try next?

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>>1076645

>>1075809
>Shotgun axe
What a fucking mall ninja, I bet this fat bastard had zombie apocalypse stickers on his horse.

>>1076069
My fucking sides

>Was starting a new religion part of your plan?

>>1077278
Would it hurt if I took away papal authority?

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they expect one of us in the martyrdom brother

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HAVE WE STARTED THE REFORM?

>>1077341
Yes. The heresy rises!

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Nothing! I said nothing!

CRASHING THIS CHURCH

>>1075789
>>1075996
Why did he always wear that "pseudopenis", was he actually a big or was he compensating.

>First one to convert, get's to stay in my palace

>>1078005
Style of the time.

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>>1075789

You have my permission to die.

>>1077442
He actually kinda looks like Pavel

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>>1078031

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>>1075789
>Apostle Iscariot, I'm SPQR

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>>1079106
>Eh you don't get to bring disciples

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>>1076069

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>>1079137
>The crucifixion papers list the penitent thief, the impenitent thief, but only one of you

>First one the crowd picks gets to stay off my cross

>Senator Gnaeus, I'm SPQR
>he wasn't alone
>umm, you don't get to bring co-consuls
>he's not my co consul
>don't worry, no denarii for them
>and why would I want them?
>they were trying to install a tyrant, they work for the Inperator of the Gallic legions, the toga'd man
>Caesar?
>ave
>Get them on board, I'll call it in
>the law I just enacted in the senate lists me, my legionnaries, Senator Gnaeus here, but only one of you! First one to talk, gets to say on my chariot
>who payed you to usurp the republic?
>*stab* he didn't volare so good. Who wants to try next?
>tell me about Caesar, why does he want to become a tyrant? Lot of loyalty for a hired Samnite!
>or perhaps he's wondering why someone would declare a man enemy of Rome... Before leaving the city to him
>at least you can talk, who are you?
>it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan
>no one cared who I was until I crossed the Rubicon
>if I stabbed you in the back multiple times would you die?
>et would be extremely tu brute
>you're a big consul
>IV VVVV
>was getting trapped at both Alesia and Pharsalus part of your plan?
>of course! Senator Gnaeus refused our offer in favor of the corrupt senate. We had to find out what he told you
>Nothing! I said nothing!
>well congratulations, you got yourself surrounded
>consul?
>now what's the next step of your master plan?
>seizing the republic
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>1077429
That's actually Tang Dynasty.

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>>1078958