Was wondering, was Caesar actually raped by a guy/kid?

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>>1072653

>>1072653
I mean, it was super common (especially in the aristocracy) for a kid's political mentor to buttfuck him on occasion.

Julius Caesar was shit on in the press for being the "queen of Bithynia", whether or not he was anally penetrated is something for a detective.

But no, the modern spartacus is about 9000% bullshit

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Did they have hot homo power sex or not?

>>1072653
Story?

>>1072697
it's mighty convenient for that to happen, and equally convenient that his detractors were the ones who discovered it

>>1072653
You may have your wires crossed. There was an unsubstantiated rumour, found in Suetonius' in his Twelve Caesars book, that Julius Caesar raped Augustus as a youth.

>>1072796

>Emperor Caesar will never rape you

feels bad man

>>1072697
The guy who wrote shit about Caesar was invited to Caesar's home for a dinner party and never bad mouthed or slandered Caesar again after this meeting. The prevailing general belief is that Caesar probably threatened the writer so violently the man probably promised to never bad mouth the dictator again.

He was kidnapped by pirates as a kid, and after he was freed when a ransom was paid, he gathered an army and went back and had every one of them executed.

Probably gangraped if anything.

>>1072952

Don't forget he also made up some bullshit about acting tough in front of them, when he was probably crying like a lil' bitch.

>>1073552
If by acting tough you mean he admitted to being out of it with seizures and migraines the entire time. He also went back to the pirates and slaughtered them, not sure how thats a 'lil bitch'

>>1072697

Caesar was sent as an envoy to the court of King Nicomedes IV, and stayed there far longer than was required. Nicomedes had no heirs and willed his kingdom to the Roman Senate upon his death. The problem with Caesar being bisexual was that he was supposed to have bottomed for Nicomedes. Had he topped Nicomedes, there would have been no problem, because he was displaying the power of the Roman Senate by fucking a king in the ass.

Yes, Caesar could have been the long penis of the Senate, fucking kings in the ass for Rome.