>tfw going for a Tuileries stroll with my wife's son.

i get this, lel
nice one

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>>1053476
>Could have any women out of 70 million Europeans.
>Chooses to be sloppy seconds to an unfaithful widow.

>>1053476
The most brilliant general in history is a culkold. We should all probably be cuckolds then.

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>>1053614
>my wife's son

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>tfw you're playing your flute after you've finished fucking another man.

Eugene was born way before Josephine and Napoleon married

She did officially cuck him while he was absent in Egypt

>>1053646
She cucked almost right after they got married. He found out about it in Egypt.

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>>1053614
>>1053476
Why are all great general cuckolds?

>>1053646
>>1054001
Ffs he slept with other women too. It was a political marriage

cuckolding is the fetish of all brilliant men

it's only mocked by immature troglodytes

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>>1054048
Louis pls.

>>1054042

He loved her, one of his last words was "Josephine"

>>1054036
Because infidelity isn't all that uncommon, and in an era without reliable birth control, more likely to result in pregnancy?

>>1054048
t. Louis Cuck King

>>1054230
>>1054001
You do realize that Napoleon was so pissed off about Josephine sleeping behind his back that he did the same shit with one of his aide-de-camp's own wives too right?

Eugene was a bretty cool guy, though.

>>1054072
Where dd this Louis CK hate come from? Did /pol/ get mad when he said he didn't like DT?

>>1056567
/mememachine/

He had 30 lovers, and they were all probably hotter than Josephine. Her teeth were black nubs when Napoleon married her. What did he even see in her?

>>1056567
It's because his name it's similar to Luis cuck. Also it's a /tv/ meme if I'm not mistaken

>>1056567
He did a routine that said that the future was going to suck for white people, and that we deserved it.

>>1057434
He also did say in an interview that cuckolding was an interesting fetish.

>>1053476
betas will be betas, aka fantasizing about being alphas, whereas women will be women.

>>1054036
>conquers a bunch of crumbling Germanic kingdoms and the hollow carcass of the western roman empire
>one of the greatest generals

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>>1054036
>get a ten star general in ME2
>His title is "the cuckold"

there is literally nothing wrong with being a cuckold