Who was the single most important person of history, /his/?

Paradoxical question open for too much philosophical memery.

>Julius Caesar obviously
>Well, than Caesars parents were obviously the most important

Jesus of Nazareth, the Christ

Goku

>>1024927

Your mom.

No, seriously, that is the most important person in history for you because she didn't abort or throw you down the well.

Now you shitpost on anime sites.

Sigh.

Seriously tho it was Napoleon

John D. Rockefeller

Unironically Caesar

>>1024927
Eve

Mythochondrial Eve and Y-Chromosome Adam.

Jesus Christ, the most important (even non-christian countries adopted the Gregorian Calendar)

Alexander The Great, the most badass (and real scholars know that he wasn't gay or bisexual)

Adolf Hitler, the most controversial

>>1024945
She's getting seriously fat lately.

>>1024927
Cyrus the Great
Augustus
Napoleon

>>1025001
>She's getting seriously fat lately.
she's a feminist

>>1025050
Why do people keep posting stirner everywhere?

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>>1025060

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6QMmrM4BmI

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>>1024927

>>1025001
>She's getting seriously fat lately.
Good. It give me a boner.

>>1025001
>She's getting seriously fat lately
Just wait until she dyes her hair blue and gets a shitty t*mblr haircut

Jesus, Josephs wife's son

>>1025124
faggot

>>1025172

I'm waiting for the day she lets a surgeon attach a penis and starts calling herself Alfred

Muhammad. Without the slightest doubt.

>>1024927
Define "important".

>>1025001
>fat
*bold and beautiful

IHVH

>>1024937
/thread

me

>>1026386
you

That Bishop who talked Attila into leaving Italy.b his name escapes me.

>>1026434
Pope*
Not Bishop

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>>1026434
>>1026446
pope leo the i

>>1024927
The first human beings. Without them, none of this shit could happen.

>>1026468
That's the one. Attila would have dropped a hot, steaming log right in the middle of the temple of Vesta

>>1024927
I hate Christcucks, but I actually think it might be Jesus, whether he existed or not.

Christianity defined the identity of Europe for like 1.5 millennia, and Europe would go on to conquer the world and install that identity to every person on Earth.

Not to mention the fact that Islam rose because of how popular Christainity got.

Other people that can compete with him would probably be:
Isaac Newton (probably the most important contender)
St. Paul (if Jesus is actually made up by him)
Siddhartha Gautama
Muhammad
Zarathustra (considering Zoroastrianism gave most of the ideas to Judaism which would later be made into Christianity)
Kong Fu Zi
Cyrus the Great
Alexander the Great
Julius Caesar
Sargon of Akkad

>>1025074
>Spurdo
>A spook
FUG XDDDD

>>1026386
t. Me

>>1026386
Only real answer, everybody else matters as much as they matter to me, the most important person.

Anyone telling you otherwise is just spooking you.

>>1026386

t. solipsist

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>>1024927

>>1025074
>>1025050
would someone kindly explain this meme to me?

>>1027294
>>1023937

>>1024927
The single most important person in the history of mankind is the mitochondrial Eve, probably.

>>1024927
Socrates/Plato

In the world of ideas:
Descartes

In the world of action:
Napoleon

>>1025178
kek

>all these anons thinking jesus actually existed
ok

>>1026198

>>1024937
AAHAHHASDHASHDHASHDHASHDSADAHDADHADHADADHADHADHAHDAHDHAHDHADHASHDAHDADADA.
An unrelated note: Marx/Adam Smith.

Gavrilo Princip because he started World War 1.

>>1030553
Fuck that glorified terrorist and everyone who respects him as a national hero.

Literally ISIS tier.

>>1030497

are you saying that jews are rectally buttblasted over a person that never existed? Epic troll desu

>>1026198
This tbhfam

>>1024927
Cyrus, Alexandre, Jesus, Mohammed, Genghis, maybe Charlemagne are contenders.

>>1030437
t. François

the first ape that was a man

>>1024927
Each and every one of them, as they are all responsible for creating this present moment.

>>1024927
Mohammed.

Warlord, conqueror, founder of a top religion, foundation if the islamic culture and empires.