>America's first President was a literal Chad

Is that a problem?

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>>1006160
Washington was the proto-chad, Andrew Jackson refined it and Teddy Roosevelt mastered it.

>>1006377
But Teddy was a weak ass nerd who just uplifted himself through GUTS and HARDWORK

>>1006382
Then became the biggest dick swinger in American history hell people still talk about his achievements and how if he wanted something he'd just take it.

Washington didn't even want to be president, he was basically the nerd who finally decided to fight back.

>>1006377
Roosevelt wished he was as Chad as Andrew Jackson.

>>1006377
>>1006382
>>1006417
>>>/cracked/

>>1007246
I don't get what you're trying to get at with this post.

>>1007246
I miss the old Cracked

Isn't he too fat??

>>1009087
that was cool back then

>>1009103

It still is in the US.

>>1007335
How did it turn into tumblr. HOW?

>>1009143
All the old (funny) writers like seanbaby left at some point, and all the unfunny writers stayed.

>>1009103
You sure?

>>1009143
David Wong became chief editor.

>>1009218
John Dies at the End was a decent book I think

>>1009344
his other book is pretty cringey "geek culture" shit though.