ABSOLUTELY ANAL

>>975642
this is where people are pooping from, why would you put your peepee inside that stinky hole ? you are all satanic people, please stop it.

>>975662
And you piss from the same hole you shoot your load from.
You also stick your tongue into another persons mouth.
Babies come out the vagina too.

>>975662
I like to believe that you're some Nigerian with an Internet connection who found his way onto 4chan by accident.

>>976116
DEY EAT DA POO POO

>>976358
It does look like shit.

>>975644
>>976219
>>976326
HOT

>>976367
with balls

>>976334
Moar

>>975644
her name pls?!

>>975642

What does anal sex feel like?

Anyone have stories about taking/losing anal virginity? Or pictures of girls losing their anal virginity?

>>976287
kek

>>979640
literally feels like shit. da shit.

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>>979640

It's very tight at the entrance, but fairly loose after that. Imagine a tight band around your cock. (The entrance also gets a bit looser as the woman relaxes into it. So contrary to popular opinion, anal can often be looser than pussy.)

The texture is very smooth, compare the more bumpy texture of the vagina. A bit like the smoothness of the inner cheek compared to the bumpier feeling of the upper palette.

That's about it really in my experience. Some people say that anal has a different temperature but I've never noticed that.

Anal doesn't provide better physical stimulation that vaginal. I love anal for the psychological aspects (it requires more intimacy and trust, it's more taboo, it's more dominant, etc).

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>>979946

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>>979948

>>979946
One added note... In addition to the psychological aspects, if you have a long dick it is often easier to get balls deep in an ass than a pussy. I am only 8", but I used to date Asian women and I only got all the way in anally.

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her name?

>>981840

SAUCE???

>>983584
http://www.4chan.org/faq#imagesource

>>981840
Sauce?

>>982322
geezuz thats awesome

>>985267
Who is she?

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>>982322
Kelsie.

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If vaginal sex is like an apple pie, anal is a steak. It's smooth, dense, and gratifying. It feels utterly amazing, and your balls slap against empty dripping wet pussy.

>>976358
Fucking hate interracial. Disgusting.

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>>984687
the tattoo on the left leg

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>>987062
How do you feel about Catholics?

>>987867
name?

>>976778
Lauren Phillips

took 2 seconds with reverse image search...

>>988515
So tiny, who dat?

>>988337
Sauce? Name?

>>984685
And her?

>>991669
>>991680
>>991682
https://www.4chan.org/faq#imagesource

>>979640
It's... different.
Some pointers if you're looking to get your partner to let you put your dick into them:
It's hard to get started. Real Life isn't porn, and you can't just shove it in any time you like.
Use Lube. If you're worried that you're not using enough lube, use more.
You can *really* hurt someone when doing anal, so take your time and take it easy.
Anal sex acts as similarly to an enema, so be aware that there may be some... dislogments. S/he will need to Trust No Fart for about 24 hours. Ideally the receiver will go to the bathroom before enagaing in the act, so as to void the lower intestine as much as possible.

My GF does anal and quite likes it, but I prefer pussy (and as a bonus we can swap between pussy and mouth).

>>976771
WTF IS GOING ON WITH HIS DICK ?

>>980737
"Only" 8 inches? Meh. That is above average, and I'm not just saying that because my dick is small.

>>992870
That said, I've had anal twice (with women), and been fucked anally several times (mostly with a strap on, once with another guy). I think I enjoyed it a lot more than they did, because despite my mere 5"er, it still hurt. It doesn't take much.

>>986523
this guy gets it

>>981840
Who is she?

>>987062

Please leave your mom's sexual preferences out of this, thanks...

>>983584
>>983823
>>994461

Christen Courtney

>>995031
Did you even bother to read it?

Nope, anons a durp anal hater with too much too read and not enough anal experiences

To*
Mi no retardo, mi muy drunko

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>>995031

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Ryan Conner

>>979640
It can hurt horribly, or be so fucking good you can't walk.

>>991587
who dat?

>>979946
this is correct

>>992870
you took the bait
tisk tisk

>>975662
Vagina is for procreation. Ass is for sex.

>>979640
doesn't feel like much, i once read it was like fucking a balloon and that seems pretty accurate to me.

it's not about how it feels, it's about dominating a bitch and making her yours. most men who really want anal are basically just bitter types who want to get back at women.

>>975642

>Anal

Disgusting as fuck

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>>998014
Speaking of which, what ever happened to the Anal Avenger?

TRY THIS...insert your longest finger up your ass to the second knuckle. Then jerk off your cock till it cums. Your asshole will then spasm around your finger in convulsions, the effect is sensational. ps. make sure your ass is clean first LOL

あ

>>976287
Kek'ed way too hard at this

>>976367
>>975642
You fucking morlocks didn't even realize he's fucking a dude.

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>>998236
He still posts his shitty copy pastas that nobody reads. He very rarely gets any reaction though, and his posts disappear quickly.

> be me, young professional
> meet 26 yo girl at bar, take her home
> fucking her, put my finger on her but
> she doesnt resist, starts getting into it so i try to put my dick in
> not hard enough, go to my kitchen to drink some vodka, maybe that'll work
> walk back into my room, pass out and shes gone in the morning

reeeeee

>>996704
For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. But for sheer ecstasy, a watermelon.

-Ancient Arab Saying.

>>975642
he has no balls

>>999493

Ok. That's awesome.

Any more?!

>>998003
>it's not about how it feels, it's about dominating a bitch and making her yours. most men who really want anal are basically just bitter types who want to get back at women.

As a dude who has done it more than once, it feels really good.

The most enjoyable part is coming inside a girl without fear of accidental pregnancy.

It's not about pain or "getting back at her". I can just pull her hair or slap her ass if I want her to feel pain.

>>1000081

>it feels really good

Why? It's really smooth, and it's loose beyond the entrance. I agree with the other poster in that the appeal is mostly psychological

I wish I could have only anal with my girl. Only get it maybe twice a year.

>>1000266
my ex did that for me once for my birthday - only anal for a week. we did it quite often anyway but still it was so damn hot. i wouldn't want to give up the pussy permanently though.

>>999355
A boy?

See, this is why we need to nuke the middle east.

>>988458
Anyone happen to know who this girl is? She really fucking does it for me.

>>1001033
Carter Cruise

Only 8 inches

Pffft....

I'd kill for 'only' 8 inches

>>1001033
Pretty sure it's Carter Cruise.

>>979946

dam nigga, where can i read your erotica

>>1000458
>>999162

Halp on ID-ing pls, Google literally going full retard. Thinks >>999162 is a desi girl and >>1000458 is just another stock photo of couples lying on a bed.

>>992114
You can swap between ass and mouth too. If your a rock star.

>>989411
wtf is wrong with those fingers

for FUCKSSAKE drop the yak yak yak & post!!!!

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>>1002537
right on BORIS

>>1000258
>it's loose beyond the entrance

Not any time when I've done it.

Are you fucking fat girls, or do you have a pencil-dick, or am I just exceptionally lucky?

>>976116
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha top kek

>>1005509
Gorgeous!

>>1003707
My dick isn't small and his post is correct. The ass is only tight at the sphincter.

>>998236
The who?

>>982296
who's this?

>>1008052
Name?

>>1008052
Name??

>>1008052
>>1008052
: Nina Lawless
She mostly fucks girls though

>>987708
That's his right leg bro. Come on.

put my index finger in her butt with a ton of lube and she said she bled the next day... not sure if she's lying or if her butt is actually that tight...

>>1009166
Which bathroom does she use?

>>1010070
>Which bathroom does she use?
My face.

>>979946
on point lol

>>979640
I prefer vagoo every time, but sometimes she gets so wet it just slips up back there but I end up going from her ass back to her vagina like a dirty motherfucker

>>999195
Are you now known around campus as professor limpdick?

>>987984
Anita Sarkeesian

>>989411
Disgusting fingers.
0/10

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>>980737
This.

>>992114
Glad to see *someone* is still reading Cosmopolitan... I figured the jokes about it would become stale if they went out of business.

>>1011169
Virgin detected

>>998003
This, and -wait... you fucked a balloon? That is a wayy more interesting story than anal...

>>979640
Its like blowjob, LSD, alcohol, sex in general in that the first time is going to be sort of what you expect, but also sort of not what you expect, and the imagination just doesnt do the real thing justice (for better or for worse).

Different girls' asses feel different for anal, but in my experience, I have never felt an ass be "looser than pussy", like this guy:
>>979946
was talking about (though I would sort of maybe buy it?) Also, I dont know what a "bumpy" vagina feels like, but I am guessing that he was referring to fewer "defined anatomical structures" which is probably the most boring way to talk about buttfucking, but that is just my analysis of that line (pun not present, nor intended), and furthermore, I suspect the replies are samefagging.

In reality, it is kind of what you expect (and kind of not). It is tighter than vag, but not tighter than a garbage compactor. Indeed, you can stick your dick all the way in, which may not be the case with pussy. Furthermore, it *does* require more from the girl (in general), in that most girls need to trust you more, be more turned on, be more into taboo stuff etc. in order to try it. All that being said, there is nothing in my post or the others (save for the big dick thing, courtesy of the other anon) that you cannot find somewhere else online. The only thing I can think of that you may not have heard is that, since anal depends on outside lube, rather than the girl herself, going for longer actually feels better (for you).

>cont below

>>1012063
What I mean by that is if you are having vaginal sex, if you can last long enough to make the girl cum, she will get wetter and wetter until sex feels... weird. You may notice the same phenomenon if you eat a girl out before fucking. Too much wetness is NOT a good thing (though the notion that you can just slip out and into her ass is laughable... that kind of thing tends to be super-painful for the woman, just fyi). Anal on the other hand, does not get wetter with time. In fact, the lube actually is sort of absorbed into the colon over time, and thus you may need to re-lube. That time just before though, for me, often feels heavenly.

Now, if that hasnt sucked the life out of the idea of anal, I can confidently say that anal is my favorite form of intercourse, by far. I do indeed love dominating my girl, and I do my best to do so. Anal is best paired with a fine wine (or scotch), and some slapping, hair-pulling, belting, and horrible, horrible, evil words (this sounds like nothing, but you can really do some damage here).

That being said, I have some stories but they border on illegal, and Im off to get some taco bell, but if anyone is really interested, I may report back later with some deets.

>>1012066
Very interested

>>1011969
Sauce? This is from Ass Traffic right?

>>1012154
if the thread is alive tomo, I will, im frickin beat tonight, and I dont think I can convey the full story with as much detail as I would like. If its any consolation, I have both horror stories and the good, pleasant, fapping kind.

>>1012191
Please stories.

>>989661
Source? This looks like a hot scene

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My new favorite

>>989411
She is pulling on her butt cheek! She has fat fingers and it is flattening out with pressure.

>>1012344
MMM... who dis? I can tell it is Perv City, but I dont know the actress

>>989960
>>991583
>>991587
>>992163
>>992165
>>992672
>>992673
Actress(es)? Or scene? Any sauce appreciated...

>>1012206
>>1012154
Ill start with the fappable(s) and then do the horror stories separately...

SO one of the better times was as follows (brace yourself, it gets rape-y).

I was drinking some shitty budget scotch this particular night (Dewer's) and gf calls and is begging for cock. Im tipsy and sort of not all the way up for it, but whatever, I may as well. I tell her Ive been drinking, and that as a result, I may get a little physical. Now she likes getting spanked, but I was pretty clear on the phone that I might slap a bitch this evening. She happily agrees and drives to pick me up.

We cant fuck at my place or hers, since we are both in our 20s, and thus living with our parents, but its like 11 at night and she wants dick, so I work out a plan. I bring the bottle with me and put it in the backseat for the time being (NJ has odd laws about alcohol in vehicles) and we are off. We go to a 24 hour Walmart with a huge parking lot. We park sort of in the back where no one parks and migrate to the back seat. Now, my memory is admittedly a little foggy, but I will try to be as honest and detailed as possible...

We have an agreement in bed that I am the man and she is the bitch, and so I start by ordering her to suck me off while I drink more. I reopen the bottle and she says her little "yes, sir" and starts to take off my belt and whatnot. Now I have the blessing that I dont get whiskey dick (or limp dick from coke, though I cant get it up for the life of me when I smoke pot) so Im already ever-so-slightly erect. She takes me into her mouth and begins to slurp and suck. I lay my head back, admittedly pretty drunk, and I run my hand (that isnt holding the bottle) up the back of her shirt and down the her pants to grab her ass from time to time. She pulled away a little while I groped her (she knows I like it when she resists a little bit) and so I groped her more aggressively.
>cont below

>>1012467
>continued
The one thing that sticks out in my mind about this part was that she was slurping a little fast and a little needily and I wasnt even fully hard yet (which is uncomfortable, you know, if youve been there). So, I did the only logical thing and stopped groping her to grabbe a fistful of her hair and pull her head up off my dick. She whined a little bit, and I looked her in the eyes and told her to slow down. I set down the bottle for a moment and with that hand I rubbed her cheek softly for a moment, before I pulled back and slapped her (if Im getting physical in bed, I like to get soft with her so she lets her guard down and my slaps impact harder). In a stern, but quiet voice, I told her to go slower and savor the taste/smell of my balls.

Now she probably would have continued on her own, but I shoved her head down forcefully, because, why not? She starts sucking again and I am getting harder but Im not there yet. I let her go for a few minutes, every so often shoving her head down and telling her something like "smell my balls" while she chokes on me (i dont remember exactly how many times or with what inflection etc).

After another 10 minutes or so of her sucking and me drinking more, I pulled her head up again and ordered her, very specifically, to take my belt off, fold it in half, and then present it to me and to ask me to whip her with it while she continues. She does her thing ("please whip me, master") and I gently take my belt and then forcefully shove her back down. My belt this particular time was like a cloth-y kind of material (Im not a douchebag, Ive just had the belt forever) and I started to whip her a bit while she sucked me. I was pretty much fully hard now, but two things were wrong (in my eyes)... specifically she had her jeans on, and because we were in teh backseat of a kia coupe, I didnt have much room to swing the belt, and so it was kind of hitting her like some pussy "teasing" shit they do in vanilla-bdsm porn.

>>1012470
>continued
This of course frustrated me, so I would take out my frustration occasionally by pulling her up by her head and slapping her in the face a bit. To rectify the situation, I told her to take off her jeans, and while she worked on that, I choked her with one hand and slapped with the other. I could tell she was no longer really enjoying herself, but without saying it, I tried to sort of remind her that she asked for sex and that I told her I would be rough, and blah blah blah to guilt her. She complied, though Im pretty sure I wasnt able to choke/hit her the whole time she was taking off her jeans. Anyhoo, fastforward past a slight memory gap, and she is sucking me again in just her bra and panties, and I am getting the hang of whipping her in a confined space. I couldnt see too much between it being night time and me being drunk, but I as pretty sure she was in decent pain, as I had two whipping methods. First, I worked my way up, just lashing her every minute or so, and then I just sort of broke out whipping her pretty hard and repeatedly for a few seconds (WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!) I would stop before she had a chance to complain and would shove her face down a bit too, just to make sure. Then, I would sort of caress her with the tip of the belt over the spots where I beat her ass so that she could feel the stinging just a little bit and so I could sort of get her nervous and anxious about being whipped again. Then I would usually lash her pretty hard once or twice, break into the whipping fit, and slow down again. I dont know how many "full cycles" I did like this, but when I would do the "fits" she would reach down with one of her hands (with my dick in her throat, of course) to stop me, and I would either grab her wrist with my other hand and continue (the spurts were only like 5 seconds) or I would just ignore it and shove her head down.

>>1012472
>continued
Anyhoo, we do this for like 30 minutes (mind you, we have only been fucking for like 45 minutes) and finally I drop the belt, and just start spanking her by hand. After another minute or so, I stop throating her, and I let her climb on top of me to straddle me till she cums.

She hops on top and I of course take off her bra and start to squeeze her tits really hard and bite her nipples. Im usually soft but tonight I was honestly a little pissed that I got dragged out of the house (I was going to drop acid that night) and so I was not letting up. I would sometimes grab her hair and pull her head back, but I wasnt very interesting at this stage. I honestly just wanted her to cum and get off of me so I could finish on her face, so I did my usual lady pleasing moves and she came in about 8 minutes flat (a few times, but nothing crazy, maybe 3 tops). Anyway, even though 3 orgasms doesnt sound like much, anyone with a nympho gf who cums more than once know that she is dripping pussy juice every which way down mah dick, and so I decide to make her clean me off.

Now this girl has slept with girls before, years ago, but she does NOT like the smell or taste of pussy anymore (especially hers, which isnt terrible smelling or tasting, but I dont go down on her ever) and so she HATES cleaning me off, but I make her do it every so often. She is somewhere between happy (just came 3 times), exhausted (orgams + pain + deepthroating), and frustrated (I have not cum, show no signs of doing so, and clearly have been rough all night). But I push her head down, and she resists a little, pushing hair her hair out of her eyes, sniffling (she still had a runny nose from deepthroating earlier) and tearing up. I specifically remember saying something like "What, you need to look pretty before you suck the taste of your pussy off of my balls?" which she sort of chuckled at (at the time). Anyhoo, I pushed her down and she started to suck me again.

>>1012474
>continued
She gags wayy more often after having sex with me, because I think she really really hates the taste of pussy, but I had fun throating her again. We did this for like 5 minutes tops, and then I said something like "It's time, sweetie..." and I pulled her head off of my balls and sort of pushed her face away (like she is an object, and not a person). This is my way of say "Im going to fuck you in the ass, now... lube up an bend over". I pull the KY Jelly out of my jeans pockets from the car floor, which I think she was hoping I had forgotten to bring, and I handed it to her and started spanking her a bit while I stroked myself to stay extra hard. She does her thing and then passes it back to me and I lube up nice and good. I closed up the bottle, lined myself up behind her, and with my lube hand I pushed her head down into the car seat more (she would know it was the lube hand, but I did, and that was enough for me). I pushed one of her buttcheeks to the side and pressed my cock against her asshole. I let her do the aiming, since it was dark and girls tend to be better at that, and she started to slowly take it in. I wont lie and say that I shoved it in quick or anything, but as she was taking it in, I said something along the lines of "take it as slow as you need to, I'm going to be assfucking you for a while anyway". She took it in, and started to rock back and forth. Every so often she would pop up her head to look back at me romantically, hoping to diffuse my frustration and I would just shover her head down again. A few times I think I told her, "Keep your head down... youre my bitch" and she did the usual "yes, sir" but I wasnt giving her any affection tonight. She started to grind faster and harder, and I said (paraphrasing) "Dont worry, Im not buttfucking you so that I can cum, Im doing this to remind you that I own you", and at the time, I definitely meant it.

>>1012477
>continued
After like 10-15 minutes of her doing the work she was wimpering more and more and asked if I was going to cum soon (her ass was getting sore). I told her no, but that I wanted to keep going, and I bent over her (this was all doggy style, if you hadnt guessed) and picked up the bottle of scotch. I took another swig as I started to thrust myself, and I set the bottle against her back, using her like a table. The bottle was refrigerated or anything, but I imagine it felt cold against her back since she seemed to tighten as I did that. At long last I felt remorse (sort of), so I put the bottle down, bent over her, wrapped my arm over her shoulder (so I could choke her) and started fucking her harder so I could cum. I started choking her, and I thrust harder and harder. I dont remember all that happened next, but one of my favorite things to do when I am nailing her ass is I just order her "Cry", and she usually wimpers more. I choked her and buttfucked her hard for another 10 minutes or so (wayy longer than she wanted), and finally I got up, pushed her head down, and started to cum insider her ass. She was tired and sweaty, but she wanted to help still, so she would buck her hips a bit, to which I would just grasp her sides (hard) and hold her still. I shoved my cock inside her as far as it would go with one final thrust and finished jizzing inside her (still holding her head down).

>>1012480
>continued, last for this story
I pulled out slowly, now that I had worked off my aggression and was feeling more relaxed, and then I wiped down the windows a bit, convinced her I was sober enough to drive, and then got a hot latté from a local 24 hour Dunkin' Donuts with her money (unemployed at the time), while she continued to lay in the back seat sweating and and gasping for air from the orgasms (she came once or twice while I was inside her, earlier on, but was just generally exhausted). Then I drove home drunk with a hot coffee, gave her a kiss and (if I know myself) probably stayed up till like 3 in the morning playing video games.

I have another good story and at least 2 horror stories. Im going out right now though. I can post those too if anyone still wants to hear what I have to say. The other good story is actually rape-ier than this one, so if you have a weak stomach, steer clear.

>>1012467
>>1012470
>>1012472
>>1012474
>>1012477
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>>1012481
Fuck me, this thing is silly with typos... im sorry guys... ill proof read next time XD

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Is this a picture thread or a fucking soap opera?

>>1012481
FOR FUCKSSAKE cut the yak yak yak! goddamn post !! I wanna fap!

>anal sex
How does it feels to be gay?

>>984685
>>991682
Anastasia Blonde

>>999355
>watermelon
If it was really an Arab saying, it would be a goat.

Webm´s. pls?

practice contraception go anal!

>>975662
You put food in the same hole you vomit from? Ugh, nasty.

Try to not be a cunt. You'll fail, but we ask that you try anyway.

>>975662
>He prefers to put his dick where women slough their uterine wall with blood every month and discharge mucus basically daily.
What the fuck is wrong with you you sicko.

>>976358
Nice dick bro. Not the black dude, but the white guy.

saw this deteriorate into a discussion about anal a few posts up. too long to read but its anal veteran checking in here letting you know pussy is literally for faggots. third favorite hole

>>975644
looks like the girl from mythbusters

>>1012063
>Different girls' asses feel different for anal, but in my experience, I have never felt an ass be "looser than pussy", like this guy
I've experienced that once with a tranny. Her ass was so loose that I imagined I was fucking a cloud. Actually came really, really hard (like top 3 lifetime orgasms) though which surprised me, I thought it was probably going to be a waste of time.

Usually anal is like fucking a rubber band, the sphincter grips your cock in a death grip and it's the band rubbing on your cock that makes you cum. I always found it the best way to fuck with a condom, most likely to make me cum.

Receiving anal is nice and basically just feels like sticking something in your ass except that it's softer than a dildo. I never came from that.

>>1009156
>>1009157
My name is Phil, why?

>>1031095
>that nasty poo butt

Looks like someone threw a dash of cajun spice mix at her asshole.

>ABSOLUTELY ANAL

Absolutely gay

>>1031595
sauce?

>>1029356

> tranny
> her

Nope.