NUNS NEED COCK TOO

Moar!!

I have actually done this. It was kind of weird but only for about the first minute.

>>1153402
Green text required

>>1157928
Ok, I'll put it up a little later tonight

>>1157722
doing gods work!

>>1158666
Nice trips

>>1157928
>Be me a few years back
>have a crazy girlfriend from Milwaukee
>her dad is a big shot in the Episcopal church
>first time I met him he had his white collar on
>girlfriend is self medicating, booze and drugs her parents generally ignore her
>she gets religion whenever she gets in legal trouble
> we break up on account of crazy, she disappears to somewhere on the east coast for awhile
>I hear through the rumor mill that she got into some sort of trouble out east and had to leave the state in a hurry
>check her Facebook, she seems to be back in town, has a pic of her conservatively dressed with a group of Episcopal nuns at some sort of dinner function, no mention of trouble.
>no surprise there really that's usually where she ends up when she's in trouble although her dad has a lot of pull with the church her parents have mostly given up on her, not that either one of them ever paid any attention to her or her siblings in the first place even when they were little.
>a few weeks, maybe months pass, it's been awhile...
>I get a text from her asking if I can meet her at a restaurant near downtown
>think about not going (again crazy =drama) but I decide to go anyway
>park and walk in.
>she is already sitting in booth with no makeup and wearing a habit
>only mildly surprised, on the scale weirdness I've personally seen from her this rates about a 2 or 3.
>first time I can remember that I've had dinner with her and she doesn't order alcohol.
>she also doesn't smell like cigarettes either
>we do small talk, how have you been that kind of thing.
> tells me that the structure of living with the nuns gives her Focus but she doesn't like the plain oatmeal in the morning
>she gives me a sob story of how things went wrong and why she had to move to Philadelphia and then how people in Philly tried to frame her for some stuff she totally didn't do and she had to get out of PA quickly.
>the story is bizarre, and is full of holes and inconsistencies.

>>1159197
I'd like to point out that bizarre implausible stories coming from her were just as predictable as her claiming that she liked the structure but didn't like the oatmeal.
I'd heard it all before, but finally she got to the point. She was supposed to be going to visit her parents who by now had moved back to Wisconsin. She had no intention of going. Whether her parents didn't know or were just covering because they didn't care I can't remember. And now the reason for the dinner

>Can I stay with you?

I'll come back and finish the rest later when I'm not falling asleep.

what the fuck is all the yak yak yak!!!!
post pics

>>1159201
Someone up there asked for a green text doesn't bother me since it keeps the thread bumped

>>1159201
learn to quote old man

>>1159198
bump