funny quotes

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>>4603399
I've always wanted to know, where exactly was the original for this particular doujin from? I've never been able to find it.

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>>4603402
>>4603399
And by "this" I mean the panel shown in OP's image.

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>>4603407

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>4603407
>>4603409
quality work anon

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This page was always gives me a laugh

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Bonus points if anybody recognizes where it's from.

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>>4603399

>>4604594
isnt that dead tube?
it was a nice manga

>>4603402
took me a bit of doing but https://exhentai.org/g/333703/40 or
https://nhentai.net/g/57469/

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Booting

>>4603434
A fucking classic.

>>4605963
Can someone sauce this please?

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>>4606549
Mushou no Ai by Clover

>>4604784
sauce?

>>4606735
>getting out of hand
My fucking sides.

>>4606735
this makes and the big penis :)))

>>4604695
thanks, my man

>>4608368
sauce boy?

>>4603434
For the uninitiated:
https://imgur.com/a/M1NAH

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>>4611485
This isnt very funny at all.

>>4603402
Sauce on top left?

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>>4611757

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>>4611758

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>>4611760

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>>4611763
Didn't even post the best part you twat.

>>4603405
seems like Bitch Bokujo's work

>>4611475
Fucking Kek.

>>4604294
sauce?

>>4608368
Oh shit, I fapped to this yesterday.

>>4613282
sauce? boi

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>>4611757

>>4615582
fuckyou

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>>4615640

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This whole page is gold.

>>4616238
sauce?

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>>4617116

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>>4603399
this one cracked me up pretty badly

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I'm not sure if this is funny, but it's definitely weird.

>>4616124
it's true!

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>>4617466
Source please?

>>4619889
What game is this from?

>>4619918
Rune's alchemy shop or something like that.

>>4619922
Can;'t seem to find it.

>>4619933
Rune's Pharmacy~ティアラ島のお薬屋さん~ RJ139385
From /vg/ general: https://pastebin.com/K5bvsYSG

>>4619936
Thanks

>>4623706
Source is Dead Tube. Quote is (obviously) an edit, but it's not actually a hentai. It's a pretty fucked up series.

>>4603402
Source on the big picture mid-right with the "so many willies" quote?

>>4616124
It's fact!

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>When you want to include more lewd but you ran out of panels with which to draw it

>>4604747
>right before mc ride fucks her in half

>>4611757
felt like i was having a stroke reading that last panel

>>4624283
Sauce please?

>>4616124
Wow this is correct

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>>4628770

>>4628770
I need sauce on this one...

>>4628795
No you don't. Trust me, just... no.

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>>4628830
well alright then

>>4619917
I second this pls

>>4628876
Emergence

>>4628795
Don't break your heart dude

>>4603409
I had a fucking giggle. Nice work.

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>>4604784
excuse me

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Underrated classic

>>4629389
Someone post the version with audio please god

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>>4624498
You should post the whole page

>>4617466
SAUCE?

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>>4603399

>>4603409
some people just want to watch the world burn

>>4615582
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who thought this. that phrase paired with the symbol of mars brings guy to mind every time

/f/ has ruined me

>>4616241
junji ito, stop

>>4616124
Too close to home...

>>4603432
What manga is that mate?

>>4619917
>>4617466
>>4619917
https://e-hentai.org/g/1047739/7da7f214bf/

>>4632020

What was the sauce on this one anyway? I've read through once before but only from someone posting in a thread here.

>>4605963
I'm sickened. But aroused.

>>4616124
They got that one spot on.

>>4619889
>HP Lovecraft writes smut

>>4630954
This one got me.

>>4616124
Sad but true

>>4603399
>>>4608368
>sauce boy?
My boner belonges to the queen

>>4632356
It's fanart of Dungeon Meshi.

>>4629389
Is it weird that i read that as santa and not satan?

>>4628770
sauce pls

>>4641289
sauce

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sauce is [Taropun] Milk Party

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>>4641720
from the same manga

>>4632797
https://exhentai.org/g/1045523/e418f6e0f4/

>>4629514
Is that what Newtype sex looks like?

>>4611762
Ravioli ravioli give me the sourceioli

>>4625476
>my little bitch puppy
Fuck me that's hot

>>4604664
Isnt it still going?

>>4615640


sauce?

>>4644030
wow the villainous comic looks pretty weird

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Sauce on this? i don't remember much, it was about "the fairy of the bathroom" or something along that.
When the boy went a second time, pic happens

>>4615640
fake and gay.

>>4632409
>>4619917
>>4617466
Gonna have to one up ya https://nhentai.net/g/186250/

>>4611475
holy shit i think i just died I didn't breath for a long time there

>>4628770
Sauce.

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>>4647376
Don't. That way lies madness.

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>>4647382

healthy at all sizes

fucking triggered DELET this right now!

>>4616124
Shit got real

>>4623742
Was disapointed with that the author did to the little sister. Was expecting much more given the build up of how innocent, cute and carring she was.

>>4643014
sauce right fucking now

>>4650169
>>4650168
>>4650166
>>4650165
>>4650163
>>4650162
>>4650161
im all out.

>>4629516
sauce?

>>4616124
This author knows their audience very well.

Also, the story this is from is fucking hilarious. https://nhentai.net/g/163503/

>>4603434
I gotta ask, has there been a straight translation of this in plain (American) English?

>>4632020
My God, she's perfect.

>>4650285
Yes but it was honestly a worse translation
I read the attempt at plain English first and ended up understanding what was being said better after reading the bogan aussie TL

>>4650426
Ah, well, that stinks. Was the translation too literal or was it a machine translation?

At least I was able to understand what most of the idioms & slang meant from their context. There were a few I wasn't initially familiar with (ex: "built like a brick shithouse"). I found out that one, in that context, meant a curvaceous and well-endowed woman. So he was calling her sexy as hell.

>>4653962
What is that one from, anyway? I've seen the "Satan, guide my cock" quote part of it several times but is it from a doujinshi or a tankoubon or something?

>>4654185
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Brother_and_Sisters&oldid=907961

>>4637651
Sauce?

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>>4606735
>>4606985

Why am I laughing for good 5 minutes because of this... am I bad person? I am confused.

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>>4603399
from the new warioware doujin

>>4629408
https://wiki.wetfish.net/SATAN-GUIDE-MY-COCK

Here man

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>>4653938
I'm gonna need sauce

does anybody have the "I won't lose to cock" pic?

I cannot for the life of me find this pic again, but a chick said "Come and smell my cunt stink, its intense". Not that crazy, but I fucking need it.

>>4653923
>I'm gonna rape you later ok? I will be waiting at the onsen.

>>4612048
sauce?

>>4659267
nvm found it

>>4661741
post it

>>4606735
The greatest love story ever told.

>>4632020
Why are there no 3D girls like her?

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>>4661768

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>>4661825
Because this world is cruel

>>4647350
source?

>>4603399
name please? The links won't work for me

>>4611760
>>4611760
Sauce

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>>4632020
This entire edit was gold.
Helps that the girl was fucking cute.

>>4664029
It selp time bunner.

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>>4664270

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This one's notable because it came from an author's comments page

>>4603402
Does anyone actually read images like this?

>>4658742
Hey look a swordfag from /k/ is here

>>4624284
can i have some sauce on this one?

I wish I could find the "He's a big guy" one that gets posted in Bane threads a lot

>>4603409
Is that the intro for katawa shoujo?

>>4647350
>>4662185
I second this sauce request. I've been searching for this for days

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>>4671155
took me less then five minutes
hitomi (dot) la/galleries/662165.html

>>4661938

I have always had a problem with this page. The cadence of what she says in one balloon is off.

If I may, I think it should be, "Daddy, be nimble, Daddy, be quick, Daddy, give me all 8 inches of your big, fat dick!"

>>4671213

Aww, damn it. Now I'm whining about the "I'm Daddy's princess, but I'm also a whore!"

Could have been something like, "I'm Daddy's little princess, but I'm also a dick-loving whore!"

I know, I'm ridiculous.

Sorry. (Not sorry)

>>4671164
Thanks bro. Shame that wasn't the original dialogue, but I'm glad I found out what it was.

Out of curiosity, how did you find it? I tried using saucenao and tineye but nothing came up. You got some other method? What did you do?

>>4611762
This is the most italian thing I ever see

>>4671697
google image search led me to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-3SpfNPXcs
and all I had to do was check the comments

it was matter of luck, actually

>>4628770
can plz i have sauce on this one

>>4671801
[spoiler]"Emergence" or "Metamorphosis" by ShindoL[/spoiler]

and don't come back crying after you've read it, got that?

>>4631372
is that really him the artwork doesn't seem that detailed

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>>4628770
OH FUCK NO

>>4647382
GIVE IT TO ME.

>>4603407
>>4603409
had to save it

>>4641702
https://exhentai.org/g/823908/03fc0bcecb/

>>4603399
Mama told me not to sell work...

>>4662246
Meme50 - Limit Break!!!!

>>4671147
No, it's not... But I'm glad i'm not the only one who ended up thinking about Rin

>>4615582
FuckYou

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>>4661831

>>4603399
sauce pls

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Some OC here

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Moar OC

>>4611475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo_Ii2Iam4

>>4628770
god no

>>4628770
fuck why did I go and read it

>>4675234
come on, it's not too bad
as a dick jerkings material it's not very suitable, but I was really engrossed into the story in general

>>4627023
Is this a fucking reference to Airplane!? Sauce?

>>4628770
>>4628795
>>4641692
>>4647376
>>4671801

Emergence by Shindol.

I don't understand what people are complaining about. It's a great fap.

>>4625476
>Aaah~...This is fantastic. What a beautiful face...I want to hurry and fuck, fuck, fuck him until that face is crawling on the floor drooling and moaning with pleasure. First, I’ll bind his hands and feet in the most embarrassing position possible, then tickle his penis until his entire body is covered in precum. Next: while staring into his teary eyes, I’ll very gently begin inserting my middle finger into his ass... Then, once he’s been teased long enough, I’ll begin rubbing my finger above his prostate, as if sliding it along his wet flesh. After that: while his testicles and penis are jumping about helplessly he’ll begin to drip the clear fluid that will serve as proof of how much pleasure he feels. That will show him just how much pleasure I can give him. After taking my sweet time and instilling into his body the pleasure that his ass brings him, all the while developing it further, I'll seal his penis away inside a chastity belt. I’m certain he’ll cry, scream, and beg to let his penis out, but by then it will be too late... Merely rubbing his prostate will cause him so much female pleasure that he will begin drooling and swinging his ass in front of me, begging for it himself. Then, I shall finally wrench him open using my own penis and mix him up inside, attacking all of his favorite spots until he’s almost sick of feeling good. I must train him until he can cum with only his ass.... Or rather, until he is only able to cum with his ass. He is going to become my little bitch puppy.
>Oh yes, that would be swell.

>>4675543
Depends on how you feel about [spoiler]furry.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]https://exhentai.org/g/785513/58771399ca/[/spoiler]

>>4676539
joke translations don't count

>>4644000
Until you realize that, that princess is actually a guy. Suprise, suprise it's ya boi YAOI !

>>4653923
Sauce? Please desu

>>4650126
filename

>>4616124
You know you've fapped too many times, when you can pick out these doujins by text alone....

>>4637745
I need context for this immediately

>>4677469
Cant wait for part 3

>>4628770
>>4628785
>>4628830
>>4672885
>>4675234
Whats going on?

>>4632020
Cute

>>4681639
read the whole thing and you'll get it

"emergence" or "metamorphosis" by shindol

>>4681673
I'm a little afraid after these posts

>>4681673
>read the whole thing and you'll get it
you'll also regret getting it
>>4681730
you have good instincts

>>4681730
I'm a pretty morbid guy, so it wasn't anything special to me, but the very ending (and this is image from the ending) is really feelsy and stuff, if you think about everything that happened, if you ask me

oh yes, and when I was reading it, at chapter 3 I stopped being able to get aroused by that, but kept reading just because it's a good interesting read about fall of a person.

SPOILER:

apparently that image from the ending is a heroine-enduced hallucination of a homeless pregnant woman that was beaten by normies till blood was leaking from her babby orifice.
apparently she also died shortly afterwords, ending is open-ish

>>4681747
yeah, like when you regret having read a good book, because you can't wipe out your memories and experience it again afresh

>>4657239
Ahahaha, why have I never heard this before? My sides are gone

>>4653938
this is my fetish
what is the doujin?

>>4619889
2 YEARS' WORTH OF SEMEN FLOWED ENDLESSLY

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>>4604747
Fuck i remember making that crop. Source is Sakura Chan's magical adventure

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Source 12 beast

>>4644030
That Girl is an Urban legend nice

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>>4616953

>>4616953
>>4685056
Sauce?

>>4603409
All of my keks it had, anon.

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>>4647350
found source
http://hentai2read.com/bonus_game/1/22/

>>4680894
I fucking wish

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Victim Girls 6- HEAVEN ELEVEN

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Anal Justice

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[Algolagnia (Mikoshiro Nagitoh)] Oikawa Shizuku x Jinsei Hakai Show

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Dear My Ushichichi

>>4649163
I hate that artist so much. I can't ever finish because I'm laughing so hard.

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>>4603399
i had to laugh while reading this line

>>4627059
Sexyturkey - Switch

>>4611762
this can't be true! r-right?

>>4686542
it's true if you want it to be

>>4681673
finished reading it. It's fucking atrocious, 10/10 would feel like shit again

>>4647350
The switcheroo. A classic.

>>4625476
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sauce?

>>4631372
>>4616241
I know that artwork from anywhere, that's John K. Peta

>>4688256
>Imagine being Alien in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Alien and not only sit in that chair while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected those moves. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in LV246. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Xenomorph. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>4644437
I'm pretty sure that was in Thank You Very Bitch by Tamagoro

>>4662237
sauce?

>>4661938
Reminded me of this. My fucking sides
https://youtu.be/Jh7Z1wTGicY

>>4662237
knowing the context, it isn't as funny

>>4608368
>>4609038
>>4613630
Lost Brush by meme50