Hi /b/. I have a boring sex life and $200 to blow. Should I hire

>>4590366
You know what is right in your heart anon. Take the pure path.

>>4590366
Fuck did I say /b/? I meant /h/, force of habit I guess.

>>4590368
Other question: does pic related have an English translation?

>>4590370
Nothing on nhentai or sadpanda.

>>4590370
If he wanted to commission somebody to translate it, it implies that it doesn't have a translation yet. What the fuck?

>>4590366
How much would the translation cost?

>>4590366
>$200
Fuck that shit nigga buy one of those USB powered onaholes and change your life.

>>4590366
Have had sex before? If yes, choose the untranslated path.

>>4590366
If you're still a virgin, you shouldn't blow it, now. Your wizard status needs to be achieved or retained. If you're already a filthy plebian, feel free to get a few more diseases from some whore.

>Saigado

perfect choice, go ahead anon

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>>4590508
>>4590514
>Have had sex before? If yes, choose the untranslated path.

Married, but we're both getting boring in the sack. Wanted more sex experience, but since this is IRL, since when does anything good actually ever happen?

>>4590480
>How much would the translation cost?
Most scanlation groups seem to charge $1 per page. Since Part-time Manaka-san is about 200 pages in it's first half, that's talking about at least $200 for a translation job. Pic related is about what the average page looks like minus coloring. Could be more depending on the work load.

Anyone got any experience on hiring commissions?

>>4590556
Maybe shit translators, that's the starting rate, or you're just buying a translation without editing. In reality it's more like 1.50 - 1.80 per page.

>>4590556
don't cheat on your wife dude, that shit will bite you in the ass one day

https://e-hentai.org/g/982963/55e644bd13/
here

>>4590556
Simply divorce her or talk to her about an open relationship. If you're MARRIED and haven't gone through the stage of your life where you just fuck as many hotties as possible, idk what to tell you man. I'm so sorry that you jumped the gun on your relationship

>>4590556

You're scum. Cheating on your wife like that. KYS.

>>4590863
You are telling me that people pay that for a single page? How much can i get doing some simple (Google trans) editing?

>>4596925
That rate is for high quality translation with editing, and even if you're fast I don't think you can do 4 or 5 pages per hour, so you'd be working below minimum wage.

For low quality translations you won't get more than a small fraction of that, and even less if you're not also doing the editing.

>>4590366
You should be able to do both for 200$
Lost my virginity to a prostitute, no regrets, i told her i am i was a virgin (at 26 lol) and she was so kind and hot in terms of techniques and moves. Visually she was around 6-8 out of 10, depending on perspective of attractiveness.
God bless the oldest job of human history.

>>4596949
>tfw prostitution is legal here, but everyone wants 100 bucks for 30mins and is a 5/10 AT BEST

>>4596967
If its legal you should have an easier time finding reviews. I read like 10 posts about a girl i wanted to visit. One of the posts was made by a virgin too (supposedly) and he said she was awesome and welcoming, so i decided to make a call and it went perfect.

>>4590556
Im busy so I cant translate for you until like next month.

I suggest just looking through a couple of english doujins, finding a few with agreeable english, and contacting that group about a possible commision. You should be able to find them easily through google. If you're looking for somewhere to start, I think No4h is good. Also, avoid CGrascal. His english is meme tier bad.

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>>4597844
>CGrascal

The man, the myth, the legend

>>4590366
People who read English-translated doujins, who do you guys think do the best translations?
I'm pretty decent at jap but I'm trying to emulate a good style and break into the doujin translating thing.

>>4590366
>Hiring a prostitute
Just buy an onahole

>>4590366
Buy drugs. DXM is legal, cheap, and fun if your know what to buy and how to use it. 50 mg of diphenhydramine (benadryl) half an hour before taking to help nausea and the itch some people get, and a 225 mg box of gel caps from Dollar general will have you set. Just take two pills every five minutes, have a few saltine crackers throughout, use ginger ale to swallow them, and make sure you have a day free. Also make sure the only active ingredient is DXM. Smoke weed.

>>4590556
How old are you? I'd suggest that you work out and get more attractive. Other women will find you more attractive and your wife will notice. There's a good chance she'll do what she can to keep you - that often includes her working out too/trying to look good, and being more giving in bed in general.

Worst case scenario: you're now healthier.
Best case scenario: you're now healthier and you've fixed your sex life.

I'd suggest you get attractive before trying out an open relationship btw.