ITT: Unintentionally hilarious hentai quotes/scenes
>>4587951
The suicide scene from episode 2 of Bible Black. The whiplash in tone there was legit the funniest scene in anime history. Including non-H stuff.
>>4588772
>2016 in a nutshell
>>4588864
source
>>4588974
[Akazawa RED] CosPako! Kuro-chan no Baai!
https://exhentai.org/g/1023614/faf129a4b9/
>>4589073
Sauce?
>>4589360
Little Red Riding Hood's Adult Picture Book
https://e-hentai.org/g/301677/f87bb0dc78/
>>4589322
>Donald J. Trump
>"Cute."
kek
>>4587957
Sauce Plez
>>4589322
>>4589634
It's not silly, it's literally me.
This is from ages ago, still love it.
Does anyone remember the source, though? I can't remember for the life of me.
>>4589073
Is that fucking Balrog?
>>4588776
I need context please
>>4587951
>no one has posted the image yet
>>4592122
>doesn't have a newer version of it
>>4592093
this looks familiar, whats the artist
>>4592527
>>4592122
What if a large brick of the Hentai Wall came from a single page? I hope Dhibi got all of that surplus overlewdness out of her(?) system after this.
>>4588772
(Lol)
>>4588864
This one wins
>>4591687
Yes. Guile is in it, too
i vaguely remember there was some hentai where lolis had to have sex or otherwise they exploded. Anybody knows the sauce maybe?
>>4592699
Ooh was that the one where they're 3 robots that can combine into older versions of themselves and their "rabbit system" nukes them from loneliness I'd they don't fuck regularly?
It's on the tip of my tongue!
>>4592641
Lol I thought it was a joke. So Street Fighter characters raping Little Red Riding Hood actually exists.
>>4592821
Source?
I fucking bust a gut laughing at the street fighter one
A classic
>>4587951
You know on Sadpanda I've seen an increase in translators putting "lol" in speech bubbles.
Is that shit in the actual original or is it just something the translators put it for some reason?
If it's the latter, what is the reason?
>>4592566
kinda looks like John k Pe-ta
>>4587951
>not posting the GOAT
>>4592527
Looks pretty compressed to me
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>>4596874
it slep time bunner
>>4588674
fun fact. male snakes have 2 dicks which orgasm independently.
>>4592073
Did anyone else think of Tina from Bob's Burgers?
>>4595689
The artist is Deep Valley, which can be found in 3 seconds if you google the fucking filename + e-hentai.
By the way this artist makes tons os hilarious and over detailed dialogue, it could fill this entire thread. Some guy dumped one of his works in the lesbians getting dicked thread.
>mfw this thread
>>4592798
best pic ever
>>4588682
thanks, I've just read the whole thig and the girl was hilarious
>>4589829
saucerino plz
These are fucking gold. Please don't let this die.
>>4599588
how is that fun?
>>4596874
it slep time bunner
>>4596878
> Unintentionally hilarious
How is that unintentional?
I'm on life support and this thread is keeping me alive
Keep going and thank you
sauce is Wild Horse
>>4595645
i died. sauce?
only if it continues to be this funny though
>>4596878
Source.?
>>4613951
Bambino!
chapter 89/164
http://zhentai8.com/24622/bambino/chapter-89
>>4613980
[Studio Tar (Kyouichirou)] Kuru Kuru Sonia!! (Berserk)
https://nhentai.net/g/70657/
Anyone seen that one with the Wolf Fang Fist? I distinctly remember it involved an improvised basketball for preschoolers.
>>4589739
Holy shit I'm dying
>>4595680
Maybe the authors have been inserting some wwwwwwwwww's
>>4605758
https://nhentai.net/g/123202/
>>4608112
How isn't it?
>>4592669
/r9k/ in a nutshell.
>>4620707
Got the other one (with 2B) ?
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>(you) sick son of a bitch
>>4621342
Sure do anon, always gotta pair them together.
>>4621432
Much appreciated.
Some couples are just meant to be together.
Her canonically having a dick makes this way funnier than it should be.
>>4596874
it slep time bunner
>>4596874
it slep time bunner
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>>4589634
>>4596874
its slep time bunner
>>4587951
Does ANYONE have sauce on this image
the guy tries to rape the chick, but she ends up raping him and films it
>>4605322
Source pls?
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>>4587955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hrM2biD7g4
>>4591105
Best read ever.
>>4589634
Reminds me of this
>>4592821
I beg for a source
>>4628049
C-can I have sauce?
>>4628575
If this is manga Japan must be #woke as fuck
>>4627925
sauce plx?
>>4596874
it slep time bunner
>>4634551
Yuri-nee to no Shujuu Kankei
>>4596874
It slep time bunner
>>4620145
I recognise that penis
>>4629765
I'm as bad as this guy and last time I fapped 20+ times in a day my dick was sore for about 16 hours.
>>4589892
[Takura Mahiro] Takuramakan Doubutsuen - Taklamakan Zoo
>>4605319
Sauce?
>>4621493
Sauce
>>4635673
Not /h/ m8
>>4592669
>descend into faggotry
How's a guy supposed to maintain a bone with this amount of keks
>>4629765
29 - 13 = 16
lets assume he has most days free, so the average a day would be around 8.
8*365*16 + 4*8 (leap days) = 46752
This man has jerked it around 45k times in his life, and he got around triple that time to do it some more. If he works hard he could even get to a fifth of a million.
Lets also see how much of his life has been spent jerking it off - let's assume his wanks last about 12 minutes:
> 46752 * 12 =
> 561024 minutes =
> ~9350 hours =
> ~390 days.
Since he was thirteen, he spent a little over a year meatloafing it.
>Women spend nearly 1 year deciding what to wear in their lifetime
In just 16 years he spent more time masturbating than a woman in her whole life does deciding what to wear.
>>4587958
gibe de saus b0ss
>>4587958
Sauce pls my negro
Does anyone have
"I think i'm going crazy, cause i'm getting fucked while eating out my own pussy"