If regular sex is called vanilla should't anal sex be called chocolate
But then what's caramel? Or pistachio? Or strawberry?
>>4553018
>strawberry
actually hold that, I don't want to know
>>4553020
prolly guro
Isnt vanilla loving sex? I dunno if casual sex can be called vanilla.
And if vanilla is loving sex, shouldn't anal automatically come in under that tag? if the two like it, then why not?
>>4553033
Vanilla would be vaginal missionary, doggy, cowgirl. Not precisely loving, just consentual and not kinky.
Anal is probably vanilla chocolate chip. It's not the "correct" hole but still has an incredible amount of nerve endings for pleasurable stimulus. Is most people's first step into kinky territory.
Chocolate is probably bondage on a wooden horse, ball gag, riding crop, anal.
Also, OP is an unfunny fag.
>>4553007
No, because the word 'vanilla' is being used as a euphemism for 'usual, normal, run-of-the-mill'.
>>4553021
Wouldn't watermelon work better as guro?
What I really wonder is what would orange be?
>>4553060
>orange
Probably waterworks, like lemon. Dunno.
Durian would be ntr, sweet for freaks, shit for any normal person
ITT we categorize porn by favors of ice cream
>>4553270
your powers of deduction a astounding
i'm guessing dragon fruit would be something like monster sex or something like that
>>4553338
Monster on female would probably be neopolitan. Male on mongirl is strawberry vanilla swirl with whole fruit bits.
Dragonfruit is more likely to be tentacles on any gender.
Mon on mongirl would be unicorn flavor.
>>4553007
If there's shit involved, you're doing anal incorrectly.
"gonna take a ride on the Hershey Highway..."
Fudge Punch by Wiseblood
>>4555693
or you've been taking too long. A penis always works like a reverse plunger.
>>4553007
There is a 1971 movie called "There's Always Vanilla" who had a quote almost like this
"That life is like an ice cream parlor, and that of all of life's most exotic flavors to choose from, there's always vanilla to fall back on."