Pet Peeves

>>4517368
source

>>4517377
>>>/h/

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>>4517368
>cervical penetration
>gallons of cum in one ejaculation
>hips move on their own
>dialogue going full-retard
>a single thrust from the D turns a virgin into a mindless cumbucket

And the worst
>find a good artist who's style you really like
>search for his works
>over 90% of his material you find is futa/loli/guro/furry/scat&piss shit

lemme think here...
Other than both the things OP said
>Authors cant write dialogue except "Stop it! If you keep going like that ill---I'm cumming!"
>Artist with very actively-funded patreon account updates his doujin every couple months, maybe
>Storyline is just self-insert MC and female fucking. No background or development.
>Bad anatomy--- stiff poses, breasts that bulge out of chest like bubbles, arm-sized dicks

>Establish female character as really strong and awesome
>Then suddenly some ability, machine, drug, spell or plot device
>All of her powers and awesomeness are completely nullified
>She's defeated
>It all happens in the span of a single page

You gotta let the defeat have time to be savored and to sink in.

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> Hot series with teens and MILFs
> fucking 12 year old loli out of nowhere killing my boner

> disgusting 400 pound yellow business men fucking 10/10 waifu

> Protagonist has 0 lines and no face

> painfully vanilla shit with no plot beyond "they liked each other so much they had sex"

> straight up rape

> REMEMBER THE PROMISE WE MADE AS CHILDREN?

>>4517506
Fucking this
I didn't start reading this superhero hentai for normal de-powered sex I started reading it so I could the villains pelvis break from being ridden so hard

>faggots ITT hating on things that pretty much define hentai

Of all things, I really dislike manga that gives protagonists too much screentime/character. Like, I can enjoy the edgiest of NTRs out there but the moment vanilla artist tries to define his male character too much all this "self-insert as a fucker" meme goes out of the window and I start feeling like a stupid cuck who just sits there and jerks off while watching other people enjoy themselves.

>Vanilla hentai
>Two people who never met/meet after way to long
>They fuck and suddenly world's happiest couple
atleast show that they have met recently and spoken to each other for some time with the first 3 pages

It also peeves me that almost no vanilla hentai focuses on existing relationships and marriages, i mean come on, where else would you look for pure love+sex?

>"femdom" tag
>the guy takes control after dick enters hole

>>4517687
>i mean come on, where else would you look for pure love+sex?

Incest

>>4517537
whoa whoa this it so random, is this hmanga?

>>4517803
>incest

I'm not that degenerate. Besides, having a sibling tends to put you off that particular niche

>>4517687
>Vanilla hentai
>Two people who never met/meet after way to long
>They fuck and suddenly world's happiest couple
This is literally how it happens IRL.

So ok, let's sum it up. People in this thread:
>don't like to see girls enjoying themselves too much
>want more plot and less porn in their porn comic books
>want to see guys getting limp
>want guys to have small cocks
>want guys to cum droplets
>are generally repulsed by anything that does not conform with real life

Why not just switch to amateur porn?

>>4517368
it's fiction. the climax can be whatever you want it to be.
just because you bust one time after half a bj and go to sleep doesnt mean thats what people should be writing about

>>4517892
>>4517893
There's a balance that should be held to. When you read something in hentai so many times, it starts to get old. But really the things you pointed out aren't my biggest pet-peeves; there are manga I love that have those things.
My biggest pet-peeve is bad dialogue and plot. MC and random bitch fall in love, fuck immediately and all the bitch says is "dont" and "no, if you keep doing that, I-ll--- IM CUMMING"

>>4517368
>Shit that PISSES YOU OFF

>'Femdom'
>Vanilla girl on top with a slightly assertive girl

>>4517368
>It's a work tagged anal
>A single finger in the ass for one panel

This shit drives me insane.

>>4517503
Blargh. And to think you easily get views for poorly drawn cheesecake.

>>4518170
Yup, bad dialogue and plot kill adjoining like nothing else. The worst thing hentai can be is plain not interesting.

>>4518204
>a doujin
>adjoining

this is what I get for posting on mobile

>>4517368

You can stay hard after an orgasm, anon. It's possible. Therefore, that's not unreasonable.

>>4518212
No, I know, but the main thing that annoys me is that he cums in like five seconds after getting blown and then keeps going right after.

Why even bother putting that in? Orgasms/ejactulations should have impact

>>4518408
>Why even bother putting that in?
Majority of people who read h-manga aren't exactly experienced in sex. So it's a great setup for self-insert since it plays with the fact that most of the readers are perfectly aware that they would not last long with a 10/10 anime queen.

It takes a negative aspect of premature ejaculation and turns it into a positive.

It's also a very much real thing and I'm pretty sure that every man experienced getting so horny they stayed hard after cumming at least a couple of times.

>>4517871

that's what happened to me and preggo fetish. After been around a pregnant woman I lost all of it.

also

>doujin from X franchise doesn't respect franchise's established characters etc

If I search for Takanashi Rikka is because I want inocent slighty lunatic qt being dragged into sex as some sort of chunni setting you know?

>>4517368
>Girls who refer to themselves in the third person.
>Calling the guy's dick a weewee or something like that. That sort of baby talk from a girl who's getting fucked.
>"White pee."
>Pretty much anything that gives the impression that one or both of the characters has the sexual knowledge of an elementary schooler.

>>4517492
>>find a good artist who's style you really like
>>search for his works
>>over 90% of his material you find is futa/loli/guro/furry/scat&piss shit

Oh yeah man that sucks. I hate it when that happens. So, what artist/s are you talking about specifically? So I can avoid them.

>>4518684

Is this because of that danganronpa thread in this board?

>BBM
>Dilf
The stupidest fucking tag. Just because a female version exists doesn't mean there is a male equivalent. Mother fuckers just call it chubby dudes and dad bod.
Bonus, love milfs and femdom. Can't stand shota or parental+offspring incest. Like 99% of milf stuff released is these days is either shota or parental+offspring incest. Would it kill to make more ara ara ladies that want to fuck delivery guys and seduce younger co-workers?

>>4519780

/this

>>4517377
https://nhentai.net/g/107819/

>>4517368
>H manga is tagged with footjob
>It's either.
>Knee high socks/stocking where you can't see even the outlines of the toes
>"Stepping" where the girl put her foot down, and that's it
>It's last for two panels and it's done, with toes touched the dick once

I'm not asking for god tier feet, but damn they put no effort into it.

>>4517368
>Haha! I took a pic with my phone of you two kissing!
>You now have to do absolutely EVERYTHING I ask to you, or ELSE...

>>4520228
This is pretty much the stupidest shit that's common in hentais.
I don't know how retarded Japanese society is but it boggles my mind how brutally raping someone and filming it can be used to blackmail the victim of the rape.
Like 'Haha, I will spread these pictures on the internet, which might be somewhat inconvenient for you, but would get me the death penalty. I sure have the advantage here!'

>>4520234
>I don't know how retarded Japanese society
Very given they're autisming themselves out of existence.

Jap police are fucking lazy and their culture is such that rocking the boat by doing something like "reporting a rape" would be seen as very much a bad thing to do. You're going to be troubling everybody with all that legal stuff, that's not even getting into the matter of sexism.

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>>4517492
Xration is the living embodiment of this. The biggest conflict between the love towards the artstyle and the hate towards the content itself.

>>4518408
Ejaculation does have impact. You know this from self experience already. To me, considering hentai is an easily indulging and self inserting fiction, the whole sense of having little to no refractory period heavily enhances how deeply pleasurable and desirable it is to interact with that impossibly cute 2D girl, to the point your body neglects hard wired biologic mechanisms such as overriding the strain of stimulus during the refractory period AND still being able to summon a rich and thick 2nd load, until in many works the male is a mummified, shrunken guy to represent how that life threatening dedication to pour all of your lifeline into her.

>>4520356
*into her was worth it

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Not a big fan of this style of drawing where boobs just become nightclub glow-in-the-dark accessories.

Ugly ass dudes fucking hot girls is an absolute sin, I also hate one particular phrase I seen in hentai all the fucking time

>"Even if you say that..."

Also when something is tagged yandere, but it's really just a sadist femdom

>>4520585
Can't be helped

Dick cheese.

Smegma.

That shit is just wrong. Like sexualizing a skid row in someone's underwear. It indeed is the height of shame that a man doesn't fucking wash himself, but that shouldn't be at all a part of anything involving sex. And no woman should ever consider putting the most filthy of filthy moldy dirty shit anywhere near her mouth. The damned manga should full stop and have her vomit. The immersion is ruined the second anyone brings this shit up.

Suspension of disbelief not even considered. Ugly dudes can get pussy. Motherfuckers who can't wash their fucking junk NEVER get pussy, even if they pay for it.

And the assholes who put it in hand wave it as some sort of silly boyish affectation. No, that is the affliction of a crusty, smelly piece of homeless shit.

TLDR: Dick cheese isn't sexy, stop it.

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>>4520585
>>4521777
>referring to somebody you're having sex with in third person
>the girl narrating what's happening to her while she gets fucked
>"Anon-kun's penis is hitting my womb!"
>"I'm cumming so hard I'm gonna die!"
>"My hips are moving on their own!"
Stock dialogue in general is pretty annoying.

>>4521955
Transliteration instead of translating it into conversational speech kinda became the norm for the longest time. No one has an editor who reads the shit aloud and thinks it sounds retarded and actually says so. Or you have a lot of folks just happy to read broken english that rolls around the echo chamber full of weebs that want it closest to the original source, no matter how stupid it reads.

The third person cutesy character speech bullshit gets on my last nerve too.

>>4519780
I dislike these tags too, but for different reasons than you. I believe that BBM and Dilf are acceptable terms, but the problem with those tags is that they are subject to misuse. Just about every doujin that has been tagged with dilf, for example, feature ugly or faceless man that just so happens to be old enough to be a father, even though dilfs are supposed to be attractive as well. Same thing as BBM, I've seen doujins featuring grotesque looking fat guys with those tags.

>>4518745
>elementary school

Ya view too much loli shit, anon.

Me?

>Everything about "conventional" porn that carries over to hentai
>Exaggerated reactions,
>Meaningless/terrible dialogue; no dialogue is better than shitty dialogue

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>>4517368
>The penis goes inside the womb

>>4518808
Not that anon but Asanagi and ShindoL come to mind. I heard about how popular they were only to find out that most of their works are fucked up edgy shit.

>>4517833
The pic or the description? Because the pic is a shoop from Aku no Hana, which is a very good manga.

>"OMG, a such scent!"
>this girl who was very prude a few second ago is suddenly the biggest whore of the galaxy, and worship MC cock like the physical incarnation of God

>>4521950
Fucking this, but I also fucking hate the shit with women's underwear/socks/any used, dirty article
>O-Ooooh! It's XXx's panties/socks!
>I-I can smell her pee/sweaty, dirty, disgusting feet....!
>I'ma put this shit on my face and in my mouth and jerk off!
or
>Girl giving guy her panties or shoving them into his mouth
Hell naw. Like, nigger what the fuck. I just don;t get this. You wouldn't do it for a man's boxers which can get filthy, and women get just as filthy, and what if she's on her period? Depraved, desperate ass mofos, man. I think smegma is the male equivalent of the womanly odor obsession, and just as bad.

>>4518437
>It's also a very much real thing and I'm pretty sure that every man experienced getting so horny they stayed hard after cumming at least a couple of times.

No, no it's not. Learn some biology, you permavirgin. Male orgasms cause the erection and libido to go away and it takes anywhere from a few minutes to 10-15 minutes (sometimes longer, depending on their health) before they can get another one. Erections that last too long are considered medical emergencies.

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>>4522297
Also, shit like this. Fucking why.

>>4522298
Maybe anon is talking about the multi-orgasm thing. Though, that's not a physical ejaculation, just a climax. I'd like to be able to do that.

>>4520213
They're phoning it in because they're disgusted by what they're drawing and by extension, you.

>>4522298
I hope for your sake that this is some extra low energy trolling attempt

>>4522315
It's not. It's called the refractory period. Google it.

>>4522317
at least you didnt call it a refectory period. Or talk about your prostrate.

I mean, by all means, bow down before me in the cafeteria but neither of these things have anything to do with all but the KINKIEST sex.

>>4522338
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refractory_period_(sex)

>>4522338
Nigga, are you trying to be this retarded?

>>4517687
This is a big pet peeve of mine too anon. It's fine if it happens sometimes but I'm tired of it being the default. I'd love to see more stuff with actually boyfriends and girlfriends who take their time and don't have sex 5 minutes after one of them confesses.

Also my pet peeves:

>guy goes down on girl
>"W-wait! You can't lick there, i-it's dirty...

>Girl gives the guy a 5-page long blowjob
>He barely even touches her vag before putting it in

>New couple who are in love lose their virginity in a fucking school hallway or someplace completely impractical instead of a private place

Hate this shit.

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>>4518684
I also am upset the ratio of good Rikka doujin to bad Rikka doujin considering how good Rikka is.

>girl is cheating and is clearly enjoying it
>"I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!"

This shit makes me so fucking aggravated.

>>4522345
>Although rarer, some males exhibit no refractory period or a refractory period lasting less than 10 seconds.[15] A scientific study attempting to document natural, fully ejaculatory, multiple orgasms in an adult man was conducted at Rutgers University in 1995. During the study, six fully ejaculatory orgasms were experienced in 36 minutes, with no apparent refractory period.[2][16] Later, P. Haake et al. reported a single male individual producing multiple orgasms without elevated prolactin response.[7]

It's in your own fucking article, you twat.

It's not even a bragging thing or anything like that. I am not good in bed and I can't do that whenever I fucking want but I did get full blown orgasms with either no refractory period or refractory period so short it was not enough to get limp multiple times in my life. It was always tied to unusually big amounts of excitement I got for w.e reason during that particular intercourse jerckoff session.

So it is a real thing. Both the article and anecdotes say so.

>>4522298
>10-15 minutes depending on their health
>10-15 minutes
>depending on their health
>on their health
>their health
>health
>h

Shit.

I get like... 1 erection a day.

>>4522485
Weaker libido is really not a bad thing when you are a loser. I can cum 20 times per day but life becomes hell whenever I have to go outside for long periods of time because it pretty much forced you to constantly look at 3d sluts and stay horny for literal hours without the release.

Hell, even if I weren't so pathetic, I'm not sure a lot of girls would be up for doing it twice every hour whenever nobody else is around.

>>4522301
But that is fucking hot. Insta boner. Go back to /hc/

>>4522070
Girls who are lacking in sexual knowledge to the point of absurdity are pretty common in Japanese porn in general, not just hentai. Claiming it's a loli thing is just being disingenuous.

>>4522492
"I can cum 20 times aday"
sure you can.

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>fat gross 40-year old rapists
>Shota's with 9-inchers
>bestiality
>H where the girl is treated like an object
>faceless males + floating dicks
>stepping on a pregnant womans stomach

>>4522605
>a dirty, bloody, clearly used maxipad
>"fucking hot"
>a motherfucking maxipad

Alright. Buut anything with smell and filth is a boner-assassin for me. Miharu's works are puke fuel.

>>4522298
Are you a woman? Like women who teach biology and say that men cant piss with an erection. Let me tell you, there is a plethora of evidence out there.

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>>4520337

That image image intrigued me and I looked into it.. fucked up shit for that good of an art style

>mindfuck sex in school or public place
>story ends after women is slave to MC dick

It annoys me that the immediate aftermath isn't shown, or that the story doesn't justify how the mindfuck will continue. Girls in a Frame did a good job of both.

>>4522492
You get horny just from seeing women outside?

I love ahegaos but I hate when they start sticking their tongues out and rolling their eyes immediately for no reason. Like, if you want them to do it the moment the guy sticks it in then you should at least bother setting it up by making the girl extra horny or the dick extra big or something like that. But this shit does not belong in vanilla.

Also: of all the complainers I hate people who bitch about futa the most. I can understand when it is something like futa on male but complaining about futa on female is literal faggotry.

>>4523435
Well, yeah, bitches don't wear tight pants for no reason.

>>4520337
Fuck you for reminding me of that doujin, and fuck any form of NTR.

I would say NTR is my pet peeve but that's to be expected from anybody who isn't a complete degenerate.

I will go with anytime there is a creampie and the results are not shown. Or when there's so much sweat or juices and actions going on that the art just devolves into a bunch of scribbles and you can't really see shit.

>>4523467
>degenerate
you wouldn't be so mad about it if you didn't actually sit there and read it till the end while being perfectly aware of said doujin's contents. probably had your dick out too :^)

there is a reason you don't see people bitching about stuff like bara. it's because people who are REALLY not into it (majority) never click on it in the first place

>>4522964
You're a good person, anon.

>>4523473
I really don't know why I sat there and read the whole thing, but I can tell you that you're wrong. My dick was flaccid and in my pants the entire time.

Mil has actually helped me to enjoy NTR again.
I never had problems with it until the memes kicked and opened the pandora box of "what if you have been self-inserting as a cuck all along" thoughts everyone seems to be so butthurt about.

So one day I just marathoned all of his and Rocket Monkey's works and now I am completely numb to this cancer and can enjoy looking at girls getting their brains and feelings fucked out of them again.

I really recommend it to anyone who gets so mindfucked by porn before you become a bunch of butthurt impotents who can't get off of anything that is not perfectly in line with your fragile feelings..

>>4518194
>work tagged cosplay
>a single bonus panel at the end with her in a dress
Kill me

>he's pushing all the way inside!
>your insides are so warm
>she's sucking me in!
>no. Stop I'll.... CUMMING
>I can't stop. My hips are moving on their own
Every single time

And who can forget
>she stars fellating the hero
>my dick is melting!
>cums 2 panels later
>inserting next panel

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>search through cunnilingus tag
>most of it is loli and/or yuri

>oh damn this art looks nice
>Artist only does loli, gore, vore, scat rape, bestiality, torture or a combination of them.

>>4522051
I'll give you dilf, BBM is in my opinion still unacceptable.

>>4523139
I get what you mean, but to me, it's less about the nasty stuff being erotic in and of itself (because outside of hentai I too consider these things disgusting), but rather, seeing these idealized, flawless 2D girls, reveal such kind of bodily hints that remit my sexual arousal to real elements of non—fictional and otherwise unnapealing nuances of reproductive nature, helps grounding them. It helps my desire for masturbatory immersion to believe ever so slightly, that my load bubbling in anticipation up my shaft actually stands a chance to breed with that impossibly perfect high lineage elf, that in spite of that, is still bound by the nasty rules of the real world's nature.

tl;dr: I'm a pretty clean but sick fuck who actually appreciates nasty bodily stuff in hentai because it aids my desperate need for escapism and immersion

>>4522298
>Erections that last too long are considered medical emergencies.
Just fapped five minutes ago and want to continue. Am I going to die?

>>4522964
>stepping on pregnant women
I forgot that was a thing, it is so awful and specific I laughed from reading it

>>4517687
>implying this isn't literally how I met my current gf.

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>>4517368

>Tagged Femdom, ah yeah!
>She's totally a cold hard bitch, cool.
>"Wait, whats happening! He's taking control!"
>"This dick! It's driving my pussy crazy! I'm in love with this cock!"
>Cold heard bitch nothing more then a bimbo slut now
DROPPED!

>Fat ugly old guy fucks hot chick
hate this. I don't mind if some otaku does it but some old man fucking her turns me away.

>the pig-nose thing where hooks pull up the nose
Nope.

>NTR
nuff said. It just feels like the characters are laughing at me. annoying. although that one where the centaur girl tells the human guy "lol, only centaur dick can please me, so fuck off with your tiny human cock" and then he hangs himself was actually almost comical.

>Hentai has 2 pages of paizuri
>sadpanda wont let you tag it

their tagging rules are retarded

>when the male character is all cocky and shit

>white-out/black-out censorship
hate this shit, makes me so mad that they started to do it more out of fear.

>he's shota
>:3
>GIANT COCK!
>;lrhkijkhlmklgkjhm!!!!!!!
Hate that shit. in general, I can't fucking stand giant huge cocks on normal dudes in my hentai but on a kid it is even more fucking anoying.

>>4522290

FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

>>4517368
virgin detected

>>4523689
>when the male character is all cocky and shit
This shit is worse than NTR, especially when the book is heavily plot-driven.

>he's shota
>:3
>GIANT COCK!
Just stick to traps if you want tiny dicks.

>>4523649
i think he's more meaning hentai erections where ejaculation is treated more like a guy pissing; where it doesn't effect his erection or arousal at all. You can stay hard after cumming and want to keep going, but you dick DOES lose some potency.

I guess the issue with nonstop erections in manga is that they happen literally every single fucking time unless it's an orgy or an attempt to humiliate the man.

Like, they could easily draw a single lazy panel with characters cuddling or playing with each other before the next erection arrives and leave nonstop hardons for special occasions with drugs or particularly kinky stuff or whatnot but nope. It has to happen immediately after the first load every single time.

>spontaneously had sex in bushes/back alley/public toilet/at school/at the cinema
>clothes, especially female ones, are all drenched with sweat, piss, cum

>>4517368
>pleasure from hitting the cervix
>doing it right
NOPE.

I really hate aphrodisiacs in hentai, 99% of the time they're too unrealistic and they change a character from someone with a personality to a generic lewd slave.

>>4517368
>Tagged with 'rape' and/or 'monster sex'
>Victim immediatly becomes complicit because of some bullshit injection of magical aphrodesiac that suddenly makes her a consenting hyperslut.
Every

Fucking

Time.

>>4520337
>Does great monster rape content and pretty okay loli content too.
>Totally drops both years ago to do nothing but the same exact /ss/ shit over and over and over and over, with the occasionally sprinkling of boring Orcs-that-are-basically-just-bigger-humans manga as well.

Xration is the very definition of wasted talent and fad-following.

>>4523540
>lots of cunnilingus in lesbian porn

You don't say.

>>4526784
She's clearly saying it's too much, and her face is more bearing with it than enjoying it on that panel

>>4517368
Censoring.

>>4526835
EVER FUCKING TIME

>my female ejaculate thick gooey cream is filling up the room, what a disgrace!
Just have a simple climax or have her lose control of her bladder and write it like that.
I'm not gay, I don't need to fantasize about women shooting gallons of sperm-like mystery goop out of them when they orgasm.

>I see you enjoy busty enthusiastic girls who like sex, and shy busty girls who are embarrassed to let you see them naked but also like sex, how would you like a SASSY LITTLE GIRL WHO SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE NAKED AND DEMANDS TO BE FUCKED
Can we just gas the pedos

>>4526787
No one uses hallucinations. No one uses dosage. No one uses side effects. No one uses actual addiction.

Shit's prime for degenerate sex, but guys are extra lazy in not writing like two pages of extra dialogue.

>>4526840

Ugh. Xration is indeed the quintessential example of a fucking sellout. I get liking a kink, but when you admit in your own Afterward that said tone and kink are getting tired, then it's time to lay off.

Mizuryu Kei and Tamagoro get along just fine without doing tragedy porn. Wonder how much more he's gonna lean on the 'human misery' crutch. "Oh look, more sex no one enjoys with ugly dudes."

That's the shit that pisses me off. Where everyone is obsessed with the "Evil Wins" ending. Not just bad, but hopeless bullshit antilogic edgy endings.

>>4518808
im onto you

>men peeing
>men having their asses licked/played with
>ahegao
>girls turning into mindless cumsluts
>too much focus on the guy
i want to see the one i'm attracted to being pleasured
>worst of all: ntr

>>4523689
>he's shota
>:3
>GIANT COCK!
you want to see girls getting fucked by 3in dicks?

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>>4526835
> magical aphrodesiac
this is my pet peeve too

>>4523689
Can I get a sauce on the centaur one?

>The entire climax scene just shows his dick inside her vagina x-ray style
Please stop. Perhaps it's a unpopular opinion, but I hate just staring at the inside of her pussy as I finish up.

>Close up of the guy's face right before the climax

Why in the living FUCK?

>NTR story
>married woman walking along thinking about how much she loves her husband
>bumps into a guy and makes him spill his coffee
>"hey that's expensive coffee, what are you gonna do to pay me back?"
>her first and only reaction is "well fuck I guess I have to blow him"
>bonus points if she becomes "addicted to his dick"

Cuckoldry is one thing, but when it's the result of the woman just bumbling into situations where she has to fuck around is the most annoying shit ever.

>>4527616
>NTR is the result of the most stupidest and non threatening blackmail possible

Most NTR shit would be over if the girl woke up her husband who's inches away from her dead sleep and scream "hey, your shady ass friend is trying to rape me!"

>Girl trips and falls
>MC sees her panties
>she's obviously a whore and leading him on
>RAPE's back on the menu tonight boys!

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>girl somehow cums from kissing/giving blowjobs
>girl gets aroused from getting touched in random fucking places (I'm talking back, armpits, fingers, etc.)
>"wow I'm getting so wet from sucking his dick..."
>3 pages of blowjob but only 1 panel of the guy touching/licking the pussy before he sticks his dick in
>"you said you would go slow!" "SORRY BUT MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN"
>"I'll take responsibility"

>>4528045
>"wow I'm getting so wet from sucking his dick..."

My favorite thing about this thread are the limp-dicked nerds who treat real life stuff as some weird unrealistic hentai tropes.

>>4528045
>implying women can't get wet from blowjobs
>implying women can't get aroused from being touched all over
I bet you think a woman's breasts are the same size too.

>>4527282
All he ever does if whatever the 'fad' is. He went from tentacles and loli, the tit-monsters and /ss/, to endless NTR. He won't change until the next fad starts and then he'll shit out nothing but that.

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>>4527282
>>4528118
I fucking love Tomagoro and I wish more people did this kind of upbeat happy stuff with no crazy negative shit involved (Katou Jun is the only other guy I know who produces works with similar feel) but let's be real here, both him and Mizuryu have been basically doing the same fucking doujin ever since they have started.

Furthermore, while Mil did jump from one subgenre to another multiple times he never really betrayed his NTRish female humiliation shtick.

Look at pic related. Shit is, like, 10 years old and it's perfectly in line with what he does these days.

Hell, it's not like he is bad at what he does either. His Princess Orc thing is widely regarded as one of the most butthurt-inducing doujins of all time.

Pet peeves:
big breasts
bad anatomy
gallons of cum
overly detailed genitals and bad detail on the rest
ahegao
you need to take responsibility
ntr
foot fetish
fat ugly person fucking girl
using feet on dick to humiliate person
fucking
kissing after giving the girl a deepthroat, even worse if he came on her face or in her mouth
either partner acting like some damn commentator
innocent dude gets sexually assaulted by some girl, the girl he's just friends with beat him up for no reason instead of girl fighting the actual perpetrator.
furry
chuuni girls that aren't even 9 years old, domloli was a mistake
censored stuff
beta behavior
tentacles
futa
love hotels
girls having some mega reaction because he cums as if she had all the clitoral nerve endings stimulated at the same time...
virgins that somehow acts like a mega slut that has done nothing but fucking random people for 20 years.
Never resisting when they get assaulted. It's just a bunch of aah~ noo, I don't want this but please continue because I'm actually a good girl :3 tehee~ <3
any phone blackmailing
have sex with random people

>>4523467
>>4523473
>>4523504
I enjoy NTR, but I always self insert as the guys doing the fucking, not the cuckold, have I been doing it wrong?

>>4528142
>fucking
??

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>blowjob scene
>girl has duck face like pic related

>>4517368
>Stupidly large breasts.
This is a boner killer for me. I don't know how tits three times the size of a woman's head can be attractive, but they sure are popular.

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>>4528196
This disgusting piece of shit kills my boner every time. I wonder what's wrong with fags who find this hot.

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>The Manga starts straight in the middle of the sex
>No Build up
>No Story

>>4528107
Lmfao people actually think girls don't get aroused from being touched and sucking dick..Holy shit

>Suprise Scat
I don't need to explain.

When the reason two people have sex is because she noticed his boner.

>>4528142
You must never fap to 2d ever.

>>4528196
>>4528325
Hentai is a series of exaggerations, simplifications and deformations.
Individually they work perfectly.
Large eyes, nice.
Simplified nose, cool.
Bobble head, sure okay.

But when you start combining them things get a bit fucked up. That fetish is just an exaggeration on how strongly the character is sucking, unfortunately it has become it's own thing with vacuum power to rival black holes, deforming the very fabric of time and space.
It makes sense, but I find it unappealing, humorous even. Perhaps that speaks volumes about the current state of hentai. Perhaps it's just another opinion.

>>4522298
Yeah, no, I just fapped for two hours straight with a non-stop raging boner and after I came it lasted for 20 minutes without going down, and even then it only went down because I stopped lightly stimulating it.
Sure, that shit doesn't happen every time, far from it, but it's not exactly an unbelievably rare thing either. I've even been able to cum twice during sex without taking a break in between, so your "biology" is bullshit. The main reason that I can't pull that stunt as often during sex as I can in solo is because sex is fucking exhausting, and the erection dies down mostly due to the fact that once the excitement dies down a little, you really just wanna catch your breath more than anything.

>>4523689

>Tagged Femdom, ah yeah!
>She's totally a cold hard bitch, cool.
>"Wait, whats happening! He's taking control!"
>"This dick! It's driving my pussy crazy! I'm in love with this cock!"
>Cold heard bitch nothing more then a bimbo slut now

HATE IT.

>>4520533
>boobs just become nightclub glow-in-the-dark accessories.

Cannot unsee.

All of the regular peeves have been mentioned except for sharp, injecting needle objects piercing nipples and clits.

Just why? If you want S&M, go full throttle. Needle phobia is a real thing, and it's such a boner killer.

fuckwads

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>>4527282

>Not just bad, but hopeless bullshit antilogic edgy endings.

That's a great way of putting it. I don't mind bad endings when there are hints of some spark of hope or joy but XRation's last few stories went out of the way to point out EVERYTHING is ruined. And on top of that, Xration does two of my personal pet peeves:

>Establish strong female characters... only to have them defeated off-page
>Evil wins by using some ability, item or whatever that cannot be countered, fought against or stopped

...And as a past Ragnarok Online player it fucking pissed me off seeing all of them getting their taming items to work the first time. Some of that shit had a sub 10% success rate.

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>Artist draws amazing feet on the first page or so
>Feet are off-panel for the rest of the work
If you're not going to draw them, fine. But teasing them like that is just cruel.

>Full censorship
I refuse to translate anything with full censorship. Some fully censored works are still hot, but it's just like why even fucking bother. On a related note...
>Tanks that are more heavily censored than the magazines
There was one somewhat recently(?) like this. And on another related note
>Scanlators that use the more heavily censored magazine scans instead of tank scans that have been out for months
FUCK

>Segma
Nah

>No "great" page to cum to
You can still bust, but it could have been so much more...
An animated example would be the second part of Ore wa Kanojo wo Shinjiteru. Like oh man she submitted this is gonna be awes- *credits*

>No effort put into drawing the guy, but still made them ugly and put them on every page for some reason
I'm sure there's an interest group in cute girls getting fucked by ugly guys, but we don't need to be reminded how ugly they are every 5 seconds.

>Whenever anyone starts acting like a smug asshole because the person that they are fucking is aroused.

>Whenever virginity gets brought up as a negative while fucking is already in progress.

It's one thing to have doms do their thing, but there's rarely a point in a doujin where these things come up and I'm not immediately thinking, "Why are you this much of an asshole during?!"

>>4528196
>>4528325
>>4528567
I honestly used to hate this as well but over time as my blowjob fetish grew I've seen so much of it and seen some very well done, simplistic, not overly exaggerated versions of it that it has gotten somewhat hot.

I think the tipping point was I started imagining the full animation of the girl's head bobbing back and forth; from that perspective it kind of makes sense as the girl pulls her head back and her lips are still wrapped around the cock.

I def understand the dislike of it, though. Much better ways to convey super hot and intense bjs.

>>4528765
Man what are you reading if you are encountering piercing fetishes. That is pretty far down the line of BDSM.

>>4517368
>tags:anal
>it's just one or two panels with double penetration
What's the fucking point.

> calling everything that doesn't have balloon tits a loli
> having to sift through actual child and preteen fucking to find anything without balloon tits
> sites not having a small/normal tits tag
> normal tits ballooning in size throughout the video/comic or being vastly different than the cover/title page
> giving up and fapping to balloon tits

>>4530229
>eh/ex has a small breasts tag, specifically not to be used for lolicon
>nh rips the same tags but keeps the missing stuff
>you can just -"large breasts" anyway

???

>>4518437
>It's also a very much real thing and I'm pretty sure that every man experienced getting so horny they stayed hard after cumming at least a couple of times.


>No, I haven't

>>4530229
I hate this, but in the opposite direction

>Cover of some doujin or h-movie has loli
>When the actual sex scene begins she suddenly has tits the moment her shirt comes off.

Literally every H-movie with lolis ever.

>thumbnail showing a qt girl with a qt chest
>look inside
>actually just a guy with a puffy chest

This is bullshit. I can't even fap because they're not traps, they're just "normal" gay dudes with pecs full of titty fat.

>hypnosis and rape
laziest most overused hentai shit

>>4530238
Yeah most of the doujin sites are good about it now if they're tagged right. Hentai (animated) are shit about it usually

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Shit like this. It's not sexy, it's immersion breaking and makes my balls hurt.

>>4531689
Lemme guess, male on futa?

>>4531702
Yeah, Now that you mention it, it only seems to ever happen to futa balls. Makes me wonder who decided that futa balls should work like tits instead of, you know, balls.

>>4531689
>>4531702
>>4531706
>Uno Makoto

>>4522298

This is true and irrefutable.

I don't know what people are playing at trying to deny biological fact.

>>4517492

Agreed, and especially the last one.

It's not hentai but InCase comes to mind. I read "Xenobiology" and that housewife one and it's fantastic but it turns out 99% of their shit is futa. I get that it sells for more or something but still...

>>4522481

So two freaks out of God-knowns how many.

>>4517892
that doesn't not even sound like hentai anymore. might as well just fap to ecchi genre at that point or yaoi since its all plot and no action.

Ugly male protag is the worst and will ruin anything.

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>>4520585
>>4534234

It depends for me. If it's just some pudgy/dumpy looking dude I don't mind. Heck: sometimes it can make the scene more enjoyable.

But the morbidly obese mouthbreather with fatter lips than the most racially insensitive blackface, pimples fucking everywhere, long greasy hair on the back and sides of his head as he's already got a receding hairline and sweating non-stop? Yeah, fuck that.

>>4517537
>> REMEMBER THE PROMISE WE MADE AS CHILDREN?
>> painfully vanilla shit with no plot beyond "they liked each other so much they had sex"
Are you a faggot ??
>liking shit doujin where a woman is introduced as strong only to get raped
oh yes you're indeed a fag

>>4523504
wow how tough you are anon, really a hard-boiled motherfucker.
srsly go fuck yourself, NTR is cancer because there's no way to win. Either you identify as guy1, and you're a cuck. Or you identify as guy2, and you're an edgelord.
Exactly like bestiality, blackmail shit, and all this faggotry.

>>4530249
pedo should hang

>>4517871
>Besides, having a sibling tends to put you off that particular niche
No it doesn't, not unless you can't separate fiction from reality.

>>4517368
>search NTR tag
>95% of series is fat old man rape
Okay seriously. Is NTR a cuck fetish or a fucking old man fetish? I can't tell the difference anymore.

>>4522051
Putting it in perspective:

Girls fucking a guy who's obviously 30+ years old (has a beard, or maybe balding a little, or something like that) isn't bad if the dude can pull off the look. Some women legit like a guy who maintains his looks despite being dad-aged.

On the other hand, the horrid male swamp donkeys seen in the works of guys like Oobayashi Mori and Miito Shido... well, they just don't deserve a DILF tag.

Personally I'd like a separation between "mature woman" and "MILF" in general tagging practices, too. Kinda hard to label someone a MILF when they don't qualify for the M.

99% of doujins with a "facial" tag

>blowjob
>titjob until dude cums on her face
>penetration
>creampie

Fuck I just wanna see him pull out at the end and jerk a load over her face

>>4522290
The only time I saw that and didn't cringe, the girl was some "like a catgirl but not (but really is)" race, and having heightened scent was a plot point. Also she flat out had that as a fetish, not something she just stumbled on. It still was only okay.

>>4522164
isnt kind of the opposite with shindol? i see all his new fucked up shit and then his older works are not as fucked up vanilla shit.

>>4528045
>girl gets aroused from getting touched in random fucking places (I'm talking back, armpits, fingers, etc.)
this turns us on more than the guy straight up pumping for hours into us...... so what's the problem here?
>"wow I'm getting so wet from sucking his dick..."
but i do.... man what's wrong with you???

>>4531755
>InCase

same goes for Dmitrys

>artists who have no idea what semen looks like
Protip: It doesn't look like clouds, and an ejaculation doesn't resemble someone vomiting with their hand over their mouth, sunflowering in all directions.

when it's incomplete

>when the dude cums...
>...and then "OMG ITS STILL HARD!!!1"

It happens.

The blood flow recedes, yes, but the rate it recedes is different for every guy; it takes me a pretty long time (which is amusing for her, so I'm not seeing a downside to it).

>>4517368
>tagged footjob
>1 page scene in 230 pages hentai

>>4522298
I regularely stay hard wothout break after ejaculation.
There are people with pretty much nonexistant refractory periods and I know a dude like that.

>>4517368
>throatpussy

>>4542625
>_____pussy

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>look up bbw on doujin website
>get shit like pic related.

There needs to be a seperate tags for pudgy and thicc, because as much as I like both, I'm expecting bigger women when I look up BBW.

>>4523689
>Tagged Femdom, ah yeah!
>She's totally a cold hard bitch, cool.
>"Wait, whats happening! He's taking control!"
>"This dick! It's driving my pussy crazy! I'm in love with this cock!"
>Cold heard bitch nothing more then a bimbo slut now
Love it because I like seeing ice queens melt and I'm not a subby bitch that gets off on being dominated. Shit like that is why I loathe muscle/amazon stuff to the extreme.

NTR goes without saying, but unfortunately they tend to have very good, very sexy art. Xration, Rocket Monkey, Sago Jou, etc.

Big asses, but no anal. I mean what the fuck? Nothing to do with the ass at all, just plain vaginal. For fucks sake, Leopard, get a damn clue.

Dirty, stinky feet, farts, or anything to do with odors and smells. Makes my stomach turn. 'Cuntstink'.

Anything where anyone is getting abused, or in the case of the guy, getting beat up as slapstick. Spineless male leads are infuriating, and bitchy female leads are insufferable.

Also, black lipstick, or lipstick in general. I just don't find it attractive.

>>4546851
Also
>Swinging
It is fucking pointless. Just cross the line into cheating or NTR, it's right next door and just as unappealing.


As well as the habit of doujins letting characters get away scot-free. I'm not even talking about NTR, I'm looking at the shits where the girl, a princess type or whatever, does something fucked up but it's never called out, whihc goes back to my distaste for femdom. Not gentle femdom, but the OG kind.

>>4531750
>>4531702
>>4531706
>>4531689
I'm putting money down on Musashi Dou. Something about the screentones and the way the fluids look.

>>4528797
>>4529696
Fucking this. Smegma is just disgusting, and virginity being this super awful, disgusting thing ruins doujins for me.

>>4517368
>Dip into Yandere tag
>It's the male being yandere and possesive.

>No! Don't touch my sensitive spot!
>Guy keeps going anyways.

Fucking listen jackass. It's like the only way anyone knows how to give an impression of intensity is overstepping boundaries. I just want to see happy people fucking.

>>4517892
For the sake of art