Where do you shoot it?

>wiping your cum
what do you live with you mom or something?
i just leave it where it falls, it dries off eventually

>>4492718
Inside my onahole and then go wash it.

Cummong inside something tight while still moving is just way too good.
How dont /h anons shill have onaholes?

>>4492754
This, sometimes I time my orgasm with a POV hentai. Shit makes my legs turn jello.

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>>4492743
So what? You're saying you live like a fucking slob and you just cum all over the carpet and leave it there? Seriously fuck off.

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>>4492718
inside this

>>4492743
>what do you live with you mom...?

Only people who specify like that and take pride in being that much of a slob are those who DO live with their mom and are lying, or have lived alone for SUCH a short time that they haven't stopped to think how seriously disgusting that is.

>>4492718
Into my hands and then lick it all up. Clean and easy.

onto printed hentai image

>>4492718
On my blankets, I ...enjoy the smell of cum in it...

A small plastic bag. Easy disposal.

I shoot it in my foreskin, and then I go wash my dick.

>>4492978
Same. I hold it closed and release it into a toilet.

Lie on my bed sideways with whatever the fuck is on my phone, and have a live of toliet paper stacked from my dick to chest to catch where it falls. Make sure to have at least 2 layers of paper just in case it breaks through the first layer.

When I'm about to cum, I grab the tip of my foreskin and hold it tight so no cum gets loose, cum, and then peel back the skin over a garbage can, and use the tissue to wipe up the rest. Sometimes I wonder how bad this really is for me. I probably gave myself an STD doing this without knowing.

I wrap a paper towel/tissue around my dick with some space above the tip just in case it shoots too far. Very easy clean up. Just squeeze the rest out and wipe with the dry base in the toilet.
fullproof

>>4492754
Now am curious since I'm gettin' tired of having to clean up/run to the bathroom += the feeling of nutting inside something rather than cumming on it is an astronomical difference. also helps with the LDR so I don't act desperate for sex.

got a rec?

>>4492718
i put a trash can right underneath my desk and jizz into that

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Into my underwear. it is soft and comfy. Then I take it off and wash it reasonably soon. Doesn't even stain.

>>4492718
In your mother's fat cunt.

>>4493154
Dude same actually. I've had this trash can forever that I just cum into since it's so convenient. I use tissues or dirty underwear to wipe it up.

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>>4493222
you sound like a cutie
(also nice trips)

bump i like this thread

Into my own hand you newbs

>>4492718
>height adjustable stool

nigga got props for his activities.

>>4492978
>>4492985
I feel like you'd need a lot of foreskin to do this successfully.

In the toilet. Flush. Shower. Done.

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>>4492718
The stool is a good idea, but my cumshots are sometimes too powerful that I know I'll overshoot over the towel - and sometimes the orgasm is so powerful I kinda lose control in the first place.

I lay down in my bed with my phone in my left hand and my dick in my right with one or two tissues set down a couple inches left of my waist, and when the time to cum comes I lean over and shoot into the tissues.

>>4492743
wow are you a fucking degenerate or something?

>>4492718
Uhhh into like 3 squares of folded toilet paper... unless I know I have a ton of cum built up--then I'll use a lot more toilet paper. It's soft, so you can wipe the tip of your dick off with a dry corner of it, and you then just flush it. I leave it under my bed sometimes if I don't want to get up and flush, and I sometimes end up using em two or three times before flushing em. Note that I masturbate dry-handed tho

A towel. I rotate and wash them every couple weeks. I only masturbate in bed so I just let the jizz fall onto the towel, wipe it all up in one swift motion, and then toss it aside until next time. Super easy and efficient as I'm not wasting paper or needless discomfort from awkwardly waddling to the bathroom for cleanup.

>>4493056
anon, do you know what the T in STD stands for?

>>4493056
Nah anon, your good. I'm a veteran to that method. Just make sure you clean asap after dumping your cum and you'll be fine. Also, recommend just using the toilet. Less of a smell, plus taking a piss afterwards helps prevent urinary infections.

>>4493153
Stamina training unit. Flesh light. It's the gold one. It's good. Do not use oil based products to wash it though. Bought 2.

I have a sock I dump into
It's not the same sock all the time, obviously, I wash it every few loads
I have the sock in one hand and my dick in the other, usually, and I'm pretty fast on yanking the sock over it just as I'm cumming so it doesn't get anywhere

>>4493738
Same except I just jack it with the sock. It has to be pretty soft though.

>>4493783
But if I had Hotaru, it'd be going right in that sexy armpit

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I don't finish, I just edge for 3-4 hours and then go to bed, then jack off more until I'm asleep

I jerk off into the toilet the following morning

no cleanup at all

>>4493820
wow that sounds terribly unsatifying

>>4492718

on old clothes.

reusable, saving money, & my cum doesnt go anywhere.

>>4493056
I think you have a chance of a UTI but those aren't permanent, but they're the worst since you feel like you got to pee like every 5 minutes.

>>4492743
Found the /b/tard

A pair of boxers
I should really wash them soon
They've taken like 50 loads already

>>4492718

I have the basket of old clothes underneath my table. Aim for that and wipe the strays with old clothes.

>>4493429

You need to not be American basically

>>4492911
Me too...

>>4492718
I put on a condom, that's the best. If you manage to reach a real high level of satisfaction you don't have to worry about leaving a mess.

I used to own a really awesome blowup doll that my dick fit into perfectly and used it as many as I could, but I had to put a double layer of toiled paper at it's 'exit hole'...but it was worth the effort. It's too bad they don't sell that kind of lovedoll anymore.

Or, if everything else fails, I can use a yoghurt can to catch the juice, but that's the least preferable.

Me cummies do not fly very far, i usually end up with it being on my hand or on my belly if it does shoot stronger. I don't cum lots either, maybe because i fap so much the quantity is low. Or do i have a dick problem?

>>4493937
No.

Into the urinal at work. It's been many months since I did it at home. But when I did it was in my Misaka Mikoto onahole. Then I put a dollar store spring clamp on the end and it's free lube next time. I use to use astroglide.

Haven't done that in awhile. Much easier and quicker to deal with those things on your bathroom break. Easiest clean up.

>People here don't steam carpets, polish wood floors, paint walls, wash sheets, replace keyboards periodically, febreeze furbys so they can cum on anything they want.

You poor?

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>>4492718
Has no one here heard of paper tissues?? Like holy shit, some of the responses, if serious, are fucking disgusting.

>>4494109
That's not very green. You use paper towels in the kitchen as well instead of sponges and washable towels? That's why I just say fuck it and cum on anything, even myself because in the summer I take a chlorine jacuzzi every few days.

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>>4493153

Get you a Blewit. It will absolutely rip cum out of you in glorious fashion. Only downside is that it's a bitch to clean, but is worth it.

>>4493153
if you want to test if that would be something you enjoy get a tenga egg, it's dirt cheap and a breeze to clean, they say it's ddisposable but i once used one for like 2-3 months and it was still like new

>>4494214
also don't be surprised by how small it is, your dick will fit - it's super stretchy

>>4493247
thank you

>>4493849
no if you're pro you can orgasm without cumming you just have to be extremely calm. one sudden event and you cum

>>4494096
poor furby :c

>>4492743
Fucking sub human

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>>4493153
Find a relevant tread at /jp
First thing they gonna ask is lenght\girth of your dick (those guys take it seriously)

As for me i can recommend you to go to en-nls.con
and look for those
1 R 20 onahole
http://en-nls.com/pict1-15738?c2=9999
It has three different zones and a suction chanber, if you squeeze the air out of it it will suck on and grip tight, or let air in and it's loose
It has different zones with different feel to it.
It's big enough to fuck balls deep with a 16cm dick and it's really JUST GREAT, different zones different feel and you can chose how hard it suck on you fucking great.

2 First day of school
http://en-nls.com/pict1-13976?c2=9999
INTENSE
It's tight and savage, each stroke in it feels like a bucket of ice water on tour back.
Really it may be so hard you cant cum in it from too strong feeling but it's worth trying

3 a big bottle of lube

directly into the toilet usually, my laptop is small and light enough to bring with me into the bathroom

I just jizz in the trashcan i keep by my desk with some toilet paper or a napkin nearby to wipe my hand off.

>>4492743
So gross.
Just shoot it into the air and catch it in your mouth. Nothing to clean.

>>4492718
i fucking love this thread. rock hard just from reading this stuff.

>>4494978
did this for a while with a netbook that would fit on the tank lid

unrelated but that netbook is now a literal toaster and the battery is fried

onto the ceiling

It depends on if I am babysitting that night or not. If not, usually in catgirl onahole.

Get some toilet paper pre-fap, do my thing, jizz into the TP when time comes, and flush it all down the toilet. Easy.

>>4495139
You don't compost? Is no one here green?

>>4492718
Usually only fap in bed, I lie on my back and just cream on my belly, rub it in to make it dry quickly, sleep and then wash it off in shower next morning. Gf commented on smooth stomach once ;)

>>4495081
that's pretty fucking gay
this whole thread is, actually...
[spoiler]that's why i like it[/spoiler]

>>4495158
<3

you guys, /h/ seriously needs to organize regular group bate sessions.

>>4492764
I thought 17 was pretty shitty, not a patch on the r-20 or tomax holes

I only cum inside bitches

In my onaholes. just buy one, they're not expensive and they feel amazing plus cleanup is easy

>>4495236
Haven't done that since my golden retriever died many years ago. On a separate note, why do most canines canals shoot off in some other direction only a few inches in?

rubber glove

>>4494222
I was about to comment about how small it is, but yeah I really like how it's a whole lot more discrete than the blewit (though definitely stuff I would use long-term and if I wasn't rooming with anybody)

Thanks all!

>>4492985
I thought i am the only person on the world who does this. Good to know that i am not alone.

>>4495315
i was always scared to do it, isn't it kinda painful?

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>>4492978
>>4492985
I do this too. It's not too messy, but you can only really do this if you still have your foreskin
>tfw I still have my foreskin

>>4492718
i just rub my dick until i'm satisfied memorise my favorite scene then go to the bathroom and do my thing cleanly

I've always jerked off on my back.
There's something deeply satisfying about letting the cum shoot up and hit your chest. The feeling of a huge hot load from stomach to my neck along with the peace after the orgasm is godly.

It goes in a straight line so cleanup is one long swipe of a cleanex.

>>4492718
Toilet paper

>>4495434
omg anon. <3

>>4492718
just put a sock over your dick and cum inside of it. throw it in the washer when your done and cleans right up

Depends, if I'm at my desk I let it run down my cock, probably use it to masturbate another time then go wash it in the bathroom. If I'm in bed I let it land on me. If I'm incredibly horny I'll leave it there till I shower in the morning, otherwise I give it a wipe.

>>4493820
Are you me?

In space

>>4492718
Newfriend here, who is this goddess?

>>4492718
Gatorade bottle senpai, no cleanup necessary

>>4493820

What the fuck if fucking wrong with you? :Your fucking faggot

>>4494528

>EROTIC MEAT UNDULATING SURFACE

>>4493937
dick problem

>>4492718
in my trash can. prety convenient

onto a glass desk. I can put an led under it and watch them swimming.

on a 2 foot long piece of folded tp then when I'm done I roll it up, wipe cum off dick then flush it

I always have to do it into the bathroom or shower. Anywhere else I make a huge mess because I've always had big loads and it takes like 5-6 tissues to collect it all. Either that or [spoiler]I swallow it[/spoiler]

[spoiler]When I cum it usually makes one of my legs tremble uncontrollably so I also have to be careful no one hears that. That and keeping myself from moaning.[/spoiler]

>>4495370
Wow, you either have HUGE foreskin or you shoot a very small load...Hell, I can't even fathom how you would keep it in your foreskin, isn't it painful?

Why not just put on a condom and you can jerk off in any pose anywhere and you won't make a mess, pluss, you can always pull up your pants quickly and you'll not stain it. 1 condom can be reused for jacking off a dozen times, even more if you have lubricant.

Granted it does cost money to replace condoms, but hey, I thing the freedom to jerk off in any pose without having to worry about making a mess is worth that little investment.

>>4496154
Damn, you are driving up my curiosity to taste my own cum. I know it won't harm me, heck, both women and men swallow other men's cum all the time and they don't get problems.

Unless it has STDs in it, which is irrelevant if it's ME swallow my own cum...

FFS, now I know I will try it...I'm becoming a fag...I already tasted my precum, tasted nothing special, but never tried the 'actual white' itself.

Opinions?

When you guys masturbate does the skin of your hand touch the skin of your dick? I use a very thin, soft pair of sweatpants and wrap it around my dick. I cant stand using shampoo because I run out and keep having to reapply. My dick has become addicted to the sensation of cloth. Am I the only one who does this? Am I some kind of freak among perverts?

>>4496273
>Am I some kind of freak among perverts?
Implying that other kinds of people then perverts exist.

But, joke aside, use whichever works the best for you. The way HOW you masturbate is no one else's buisness but yours and your partners. Heck, back when I was a teenager I used to read about teens with sexual problems in some MTV spinoff magazine and read about a dude, who found a hole in his home's wall, stuffed it with children's clay so his dick fit into it and used that to masturbate.

>>4493150
the classics never die; i'll take 2, fold both into quarters, and turn 2-ply into 16-ply

use a third to freshen up after and you could probably get away with cumming in a crime scene

>>4495268
noone noticed this comment?
gold

>>4492978
I do this a lot, but you need to wash your dick daily and thoroughly for it not to smell like a fucking dead fish

>>4494528

is there anything like these but from the material that TENGA uses?

because i tried a few and tenga still has the best material

I've been cumming on the floor, mainly aiming for my rug.

It doesn't stink, it doesn't stick or feel spongy, nor is there any fungi on it. I do tamp it every now and then, and i clean the room every week anyways.

>>4496419
Best by what merit?
I so far found tenga products most disappointing and their material being too soft AND least durable.

It only looks cool because it's white, but theres no space magic, just white paint.

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Can we make this a Hotaru thread?

>>4496446
I second this. Make it a thread about where we want to shoot it on her.

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>>4496449

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>>4496449
;)

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Hotaru is made for paizuri.

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>>4496445
i would put that on my desk

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>>4493977
>>4496049
controversy

>>4496066
Zizek is that you?

>>4496490
weak bait

>>4496496
HNGGGGGG

>>4496490
My parents loved me and I can honestly say after 31 years I have had zero problems with any part of my genitals and one of the primary reasons I haven't is because of my circumcision in my youth. It should be akin to immunizations I say. Well, I do pee strange after sex with kids for like a day but not adults and it fixes itself naturally. Not sure why it just happens with young teen/preteens though.

Tissues, man

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>>4496503
>I do pee strange after sex with kids

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>>4496502
Dickslashed jews are trying hard to bait us, people with normal dicks

>>4496503
hello james alefantis

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Aim to my big fat belly then scoop it with fap hand along with drips and walk few steps to the bathroom to wash it away.

>>4496396
I'm european, I have a bidet.

Enough said.

>>4496490
kys fgt

I just cum down my girls throat or on her face. She knows she's 3dpd so she's okay with me just using her face as a cumrag

more hotaru pls

>>4496273

Just do it already, you knwo you will eventually if with that frame of mind.

I sometimes swallow it, still love women and find gay porn/sexuality disgusting.

>>4495137
What did he mean by this?

>>4495268
why not just get another retriever? were you that in love that you can not bear to replace the bitch?

man up and move on

Try this guys...
>Eat a banana
>try to not mess the hull.
>use the banana peel to cover you dick.
>Fap as usual, witjh the banana peel as condom.
>enjoy

>>4494515
>orgasm without cumming
What

>All these fap tools
>I move around too much so buying one is too risky
I will never know that feel.

>>4492718
Use some TP. Cum into it and then flush it down the toilet next time I go.

>>4492985
>>4492952
Holy shit, I'm not alone.

>>4497185
fuck it, i'm drunk enough

>>4492718
In my underwear if I'm lazy.
Straight 90 degree angle upwards on my dick if I'm in the bathroom.

When watching JAV and H I use my holes and pretend i'm fucking an actual girl so I come inside.

If i'm in the shower towards the drain.

If i'm in bed I put a condom on and cum inside the condom pretending to have a girl on top of me, but that's rare.

>>4494515
>>4497196
He's a MasterBater, so skilled in the act of self-gratification that he can bring himself to orgasm without releasing semen.

>>4497367

It's called Kegels nygar, look it up

>>4492718
Into a tissue, then wash my dick.

>>4492754
i wanked into a latex glove inside of a rag today, it was pretty great

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>>4495461
This, it is incredibly arousing both during and after.

Condom, it's free at my school.

>>4493239
Fuckin' got 'em, brother.

>>4492718

I just spray on some toilet paper and I flush it. You can also fold it to as many layers as you want. I've been doing this for many years now.

>>4492754
I had one. Too inconvenient. You have to maintain it for long uses, clean before and after uses every time which already takes time and you have to leave it for drying. All too much effort just for masturbation. Your hand will always be the most fastest and most comfortable.

>>4492754
Had one and it ripped.
Was most likely a garbage one.

Just orgasm without cumming, much cleaner.

>>4497656
I think most people just get multiple ones and rotate while one dries.

>>4495990
shidare hotaru plz enjoy

I just use something like this: http://fleshone.com/homemade-sponge-fleshlight-tutorial/

But i use a large glass rather than a pringles can since i dont eat those. Oil it up a bit and go. Just throw away the glove afterwards.

>>4496460
Really poor texture except for the spiral one, that one like actually feels good most of them are just weak

>>4497784
yeah, i was talking about looks, polygon looks like an art piece, i would put it on my desk in a case
spiral and the one with little squares look like they would have the best feel

>>4497789
Hint the crazier it looks the better it feels.
Also if they are open on the other side they dont suck on your dick and lube and cum come out from the other side.

Look for shit with crazy internal structure and a suction chamber inside.

>>4492718
Up my boyfriend's ass.

Toilet. Only rap from phone or tablet in the bathroom generally. The few times I do it in my room, it's into several layers of tissues that I then flush down the toilet.

Am I the only one who just comes in his own hand?
Seriously. I Just close my fapping hand when I'm about to come and go wash my hands.

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cum on floor then wipe with tissue

>>4497748
Is it any good?

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>>4492718

I don't masturbate *to* porn, well not exactly.

I browse shit I like, store it in my mental spankbank, then have a fap afterwards in my bathroom and shoot my jizz directly down the toilet.

I've always hated cum, or more precisely cleaning it. I can't understand people who would shoot inside a sock, or clean themselves with towels or napkins by their PC.

In computer chair, as my penis is fully erect, when I cum it lands on my belly, and in the chest if it's too powerful (?
Then I take a shower, or I clean myself with toilet paper if I'm feeling lazy

>>4492743
dunnoh, I just cum in my hand/pants and it magically disapppears (I wash off my hands of course, and change my underwear every day).

>>4497894
just lick it up, i mean, if it's already in your hand its only natural...

I just masturbate in the shower, shoot onto the floor of it, and let my cum flow into the drain.

>>4498106
i-i wanna lick your hand, anon.

In my hands

I use a disposable cup (Think Solo Cup but knock off so a pack of them is super cheap) with a folded paper towel in it so all sides are covered. Cum in cup. Wipe dick with tissue then push paper towel to bottom of cup. Put cup upside down in garbage and voila no smell or mess. Wash hands and done.

I only fap once maybe twice a week so this works for me. In case your wondering why I use a paper towel at all when I first tried this the splash back was real. Like why didn't I just helicopter dick-spin cum?

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a shot glass i wash every time. i just can't use tissues anymore because they get completely soaked and will smell bad in a day or two.

I jizz in a tissue and flush it down the toilet afterwords like a sensible person.

Why the hell would you keep a cum soaked anything near where you spend most of your time is beyond me.

>>4498487
JESUS

>>4498487
I didn't need to see that...

>>4498531
>>4498534
what. it's fresh. not rotten or something

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Jizz in the shower
Catching it in my bare hand
Dilute with soap, away

I always fap while laying on my bed so it lands on my torso area, I always get toilet paper or tissues so I can use it to wipe it off. Also because of how I do it I'm always naked too so I don't get any on my clothes.

In my own underwater, I also jerk myself through them

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You guys are nuts. I just cum into the air without giving a crap. I'm having a fucking orgasm. I'm not going to diminish the feeling by forcing myself to cum into a tissue or something. The only thing going through my mind when I cum is the thought of getting a woman pregnant. Big thrust through my hand. Big spurts into the imaginary womb. The cum falls on my chest and stomach, then I clean it off with a wet wipe and I'm done.

Where can I read this one? I googled "Venus Daisakusen" from the moonspeak title, couldn't find this doujin :(

>>4498590
dont try so hard k?

>>4496246
I've never done it either

I would be totally down to eat my own cum when I'm jacking off, but as soon as it pops I just completely lose the urge

it would probably be easier for me to eat someone else's cum desu

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>>4498924
Don't act you aren't envious of the strength of my orgasms. I'm shooting for the ceiling every time.

>>4496246
>>4498936
Make sure you drink plenty of water in advance or else it will taste like the worst thing ever. Also, I would try to eat it quick or it gets gross really fast.

>>4493820
Where can I read this one? I googled "Venus Daisakusen" from the moonspeak title, couldn't find this doujin :(

>>4493820
Sauce?

>>4499201
That's obviously a sample from pixiv, so don't just assume it's scanned.

in a sock that I don't plan to ever wear again.
wash, re-use.

>>4493153
Tenga flip, it is the easiest thing to clean and you can literally hide it in plain sight

>>4492718
I just have a paper towel near me and, when about to blow, I put it right up against the head of my dick.

Splooge is all caught in the papertowel. Throw away repeat.

>>4498234
t... that's really lewd anon-sama

>>4493937
weak kegal muscles

>>4496030

try harder

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>>4492718

Three ply toilet paper or a sock

>>4492718
My dick sticks straight up, flat against my stomach when its erect, so I just shoot it on my stomach and chest. Then I clean it up with toilet paper and run a quick two minute shower to finish cleaning

>>4492743
Me too.

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I have a plastic mat under my desk, and just before I cum, I lean out of my chair on to my knees, ejaculate, and then just let my semen drop on to the mat. It's extremely easy to clean, I just get a piece of paper towel and wipe it up, then throw it in my trash can.

[spoiler]before i use to come directly on to the carpet in my room, and my parents asked what the stains were from. I said that it must have been a spilled coke bottle or something I forgot to clean up. Stain is still there to this day, whoever lives in out old town house is probably wondering what it is as well.[/spoiler]

>>4499102
Bullshit.
I love it when it's thickest, and I keep it in my mouth and savor it.

>>4492754
I wish I could... I don't regret buying it but it's a shame I can't really use it. I'll just leave this as a warning to other anons but if you're above 4.5cm in width / 14.5 cm circumference then most won't be comfortable to use because there is too much friction on your dick, even though the material is extremely stretchable and using copious amounts of lube.

There are specific onaholes for wider dicks but they're often out of stock or not sold at all.

>>4496246
Imagine eating snot that tastes like a mixture of bleach and fermented flavorless watery pudding, or something thereabouts. Also, it burns your throat afterwards.

Really makes you sympathetic for what women go through.

>>4492718
into a cup
then i drink it, normally its slightly sweet and sometimes a tiny bit salty
always fucking gross
not missing out on my gains

I just beat off with my hand and let it shoot wherever it pleases. I then clean it up with either a used towel or toilet paper. I like to see how wild it will be. Usually, not very since I masturbate too often. But seeing it shoot sky high feels good.

onto a folded up strip of toilet paper that goes straight into the toilet.

jizz is fuckin nasty and I'd rather not have to mess around with cleanup

>>4492754
Because I'm 34, can't drive, have no job, and still live with my parents. How am I supposed to get ahold of something like that?

I just go in my hand and wipe it on dirty underwear that are going in the wash anyway.

Btw, how old are you guys? I'm 18.

>>4492718
>shoot cum in dog bowl
>feed it to my pet bitch
>go for a walk with dog
>children come up ''mister can we pet your dog''
>''sure thing''
>they let my dog lick their hands and faces with the same tongue it uses to lap my cum

I guess this is how guys feel like when seeing their ex-gfs french kissing their new bfs with the same mouth that used to gobble their own cocks :^)

>>4492718
In my wife

>>4500202
Dude...

>>4500227

Just kidding, I don't let children get near my dog

>only women

>>4492743
>what do you live with you mom

Well yeah. And I'm not even into incest.

>>4494214
Agree with this. Tenga eggs are great both for sensation and cleanup, and some of the models (not the "soft boiled" ones) are really resilient and reusable, obviously so long as you wash and dry after each use

>>4500448

Can you recommend any?

my roomates panties usually.
I usually have one for a week and then I change it for a new one

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>>4493441
Height adjustable desk chair. Tried and true for over a decade.

>>4500467
I found Misty and (especially) Lovers Hearts to be strong and retain sensations after repeated use. (Must have used both 10-15 times, the Hearts one is almost like new) Wavy had very good sensations when new, but split midway through wank number six. Need to try some more....

>>4500553
>>4500467
I like my Clicker, I've had it for over a year with several dozen uses. Although I don't expect it'll last much longer, it's very thin at the tip.

>be not jew
>watch hentai
>fap
>cum into foreskin
>hold shut
>go to toilet
>release
>???
>profit
200% working

>>4499816
You order them online and hide it from your parents

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>>4492718
I usually simply shoot it over my belly and then I take a shower

Or if I feel lazy I put some tissues on my crotch and cum on them

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>>4492754
I had one but it was too much of a hassle to maintain and use.
It also was quite painful to use since my dick is way above average size, so using it without lube was impossible.

>>4500723
I don't think there are any onaholes you can use without lube, regardless of dick size.

>>4496531
Sauce? Google and iqdb provided no help

>>4500762
Well that's even more of a hassle then.

Ultimately good old hand is the best.

>>4499736
You never tried huh but you're bluffing?

but if you really did and it burns your throat, go to the doctor

>>4499794
Agreed.

I still remember days when I was grossed out by my own cum.

I got way over it.

Maybe one day you guys will too.

I put it in my girlfriend's mouth

>>4501131
i also put it in your gf's mouth

>>4495081
Yeah I'm wanking to it too

>>4501190
<3 hope you cum real hard, anon.

>>4492718
Yo OP, did the artist fuck up the eyes? Or is that supposed to be cute..? Im confused...

>>4501192
Thank you anon, the orgasm was intense

>All these people cumming on themselves or all over the floor or something equally as stupid
Holy shit just cum in a tissue like a sane person jesus fuck.

>>4501314
Nothing wrong with cumming on yourself if you quickly wash it away

>>4501314
I don't want to waste too much paper

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>>4492718
Not sure if anyone else does this but I tend to rub my dick (hands-free) as I lie belly down on my bed with my laptop in front of me. By shaking my hips back/forth or side-to-side, it's as if I'm fucking a girl doggystyle on the bed vie friction by way of shifting in a circular motion. In this case, I just add a bit of tissue inside my underwear enough to cover my dick so my cum ends up being contained by the tissue which I can easily throw away after cumming.

Not only is it less suspicious, but you don't even have to take any of your clothes off while you're doing it nor do you have to go to the bathroom to do the deed. Not to mention since it works based on the rhythm of your body and how it's all generated by your own hip movement, it feels more comfortable than just rubbing your dick with your hands.

It's honestly the best method I've discovered and it leaves both of my hands free to keep scrolling through pages and pages of hentai on my laptop.

>>4501342
I almost forgot, but depending on what stimulates you more, you can have your dick either facing upwards or downwards.

>>4501342
Same, but I roll up one of those microplush blankets and fuck the hole. Someday I'll get my own place and be able to finally get a tenga, but this works for now.

>>4501342
Funny when I first started masturbating that was how I did it - instinctively, I guess. No tissues though, just a lot of semen-stained sheets. Not sure exactly why I concluded that using my hand was better, as I maybe did within a year of first ejaculating, but I'd find it odd to go back to that technique. It's an interesting thought though

>>4501342
Damn, gonna try this now

>>4501362
Dude one of the great things about tengas (the whole range of products really) is that their appearance doesn't scream aloud "this is for your cock". One of the reasons I love em - a certain low-key sophistication and discretion.

>>4501373
Just don't feel comfortable with it while living with family.

>>4492743
Dried semen is bacteria-rich and will definitely cause odors. It's also hard to remove once dried in a carpet or cloth.

Inside my boxers

>>4501342
can you draw an ex. in paint or something

>>4495081
I'm fapping too.

>>4492764
Exactly the one I have. I've had it for almost a year and a half and it still feels good. Onaholes can last a while if you take care of them.

>>4493894
Or Jewish. Or 20% of Europe

>>4500708
Have no job. No job means no money. And even if I had money, I have no way to make online transactions I've never bought anything online before. I've never had my own money. I get 25 bucks each year for my birthday, and another 50 for christmas. That's the extent of my income

I used to always go for tissues.
But evet since I've discovered the amazing reusability of paper towels, forget about it.
I average three loads before having to get a new slice of paper towel, it's very efficient.

>>4501342

I did this when I was a kid but stopped doing it once I started producing cum and doing so would severely mess up my clothes/plankets/sheets

I fap in a recliner at my computer so I'm almost on my back. I cum on my stomach and then I sort of curl up and stretch my underwear to wipe it up. I wear that shit all day because I'm disgusting and everyone can probably tell I reek of cum.

I shoot it inside my female companion

I came to this thread for the shoe box and I'm pretty fucking disappointed in you, /h/.

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>>4501342
This is basically the way I masturbated my entire life until I moved to college.

I lay with my dick bent downwards (unerect) with a balled up shirt or something underneath. By moving my hips I could massage my dick basically by pressing the head against my leg to bunch my dick up toward my balls, then shifting so it was pushed back flat, using my foreskin as a sort of sheath for the whole thing.

To this day it's the most pleasurable and convenient way I've found to masturbate, but over time it caused my dick to start curving downward so I'm trying to stop. I'm also worried that it inhibited my ability to gain an erection, and it's led to my current practice of not actually ejaculating after masturbation (I'm this guy >>4493820)

>>4493492
Are you me?

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>>4492754
I get too sensitive when I cum in a hole to keep thrusting

>>4492718
In my mouth.

Nasty at first but no cleanup and i've gotten used to the taste. Spit into the toilet or swallow if parents are home.

>>4492718

I usually masturbate with my pyjamas on. I cum on my pyjama pants and then I just wear another one.

I like to take a cold shower after a good cum-off. It relieves me of my haggard state.

I can't watch porn while I'm seated. I just can't. It's painful for me.

I have to lie down on bed with my computer on top of a book that is then put on top of my chest.

/much more comfy/

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I have this but with a plastic flap for my tush and a hole for my pp. I cum on the sheets because my mom washes them every couple weeks and can do my nities with them too.

>>4492718
cum all over my hand then awkwardly look around for something to wipe it on. sometimes have to get up and walk into the other room to get a paper towel or something.

I live alone so it's cool

>>4501940
Do it anyway. Scream or moan if you must.
The afterglow will be incredible.

>>4502366
I tried to do it once and I only felt incredible pain in my legs

Whenever I cum inside a preteen I can't pee right for like a day or two. Geriatric 18+ year olds no problem. I am a bit scared of onaholes. I have heard if you dont maintain them you can get a Urinary Tract Infection very easily and supposidly girls of all ages (thankfully even before puberty) excrete some stuff that makes it generally safe to plug and play.

I have penis problems and I can only produce a little dribble of cum that I wipe off with toilet paper.
I should probably see a doctor but that's just too weird

>>4502393
Are you sure it isn't because tyou fap every day?

>>4502395
I fap like once every 3 days

I am away wandering the state's and world at trade shows for as much as half my life so usually inside the hotel pool and hot tub against the jets. Can't beat that cleanup.

I fap with my tablet in bath so I can quickly wash it away

in my girlfriend

What the fuck is this thread
How does no one have washcloths in their fucking dressers

>>4502423
>anon, why do your cloths smell so strange?

I just clean my hand with the side of my bed

I used to cum in a tissue, but having to aim distracted me from my orgasm.

Now I just put on a condom. I can fap under my clothes or take it out and fap away. After use I wash it and dry it with pt, I store it for future faps. Its easy as fuck to put on if you first fill it with water and start rolling it like it was just when you took it out of the package, the water inside gives it weight so you can roll it with each of your index and thumb on each side, its like a new condom.

A condom will last me like 2 weeks before it tears. Don't use soap as it damages the latex. Clean it just with water.

I also used a tenga fliphole silver, but it got nasty fungus after being stored for so long. It was fucking great, but its noisy and requires a lot of maintenance and drying. The suction you can achieve is great for dem deeptroath doujinshi, son.

If I don't have a condom at hand, I'll go back to using a tissue or just cum in the sink.

Jesus you guys don't use toilet paper? I always use toilet paper and flush it. Smell is just fucking gone

>>4502463
Too small, tissues or towels work better

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I used to have a "wanking jar"

I took two sponges, cut a dick shaped hole in them, put them together wuth a cuct tape, placed sponges in a jar and then I fapped with it while using rubber glove or condom

>>4502373
Probably from tensing up so much. Yeah it obviously varies, it works for me but you know yourself the best.

>>4492978
>>4492985
this desu, it's pretty good. I don't mind washing, it's worth it since there's literally no cum anywhere in my house, like dried or something

>>4501909
I did this when I was younger.

Don't do it.

My dick is curved downwards

>>4502388
What

on ur imouto's belly, dude

>>4492718
I cum into the sink, then use the water to wash it down. SO doesn't care and we're the only ones that live here.

It's nice I can put the computer at eye level on my shelf next to the sink too

I retrograde ejaculate into my bladder. Pee it out later

>>4493441
sauce?

>>4502685
>wasting condoms or rubber gloves for a wank of all things

Mottainai

>>4503239
Not any worse than wasting tissues
And I use them multiple times

>>4503254

>and i use them multiple times

That's just nasty.

>>4494096
Why do you think I spend my time on a Tibetan goat selling board?

>>4503446
I wash them dude

>>4502979
Ladies vs butlers, one of the ovas.

>>4503523
>wash tissues

I reckon they're not paper-tissues then?

>>4493584
> awkardly waddling to clean up

That feelin bruh, i get you

>>4503638
The gloves and condoms silly

>>4501662

what's the main reason? there are decent ways to make money working from home

This is the most interesting thread on /h/ right now

>>4503661
By far. (Diamonds btw)

>>4503689
Well it reached limit now, shame

>>4503700
Damn, I'm about to bust and was hoping for one last pic/technique

The funny thing is that although I greatly enjoy masturbating, I almost never do so to hentai. But here we are

>>4492718
Champagne flute
Started off nutting in my underwear then one day I didn't have any nearby and didn't want to cum on my desk so I grabbed a tea mug and came in that. Kept it up when I had a roommate since it wasn't suspicious to go clean out a mug I had in my room.

Now I live on my own and I like the artful decadence of cumming in a champagne glass. Plus I can take minifigs and drown them in my cum over the course of a day

I take a two-ply kleenex and fold it in half twice so it's a neat square eight layers thick. Repeat three or four times so I have a few ready. I put each one I use in the garbage can until my session is over, and when I'm all done I pick them out of there and flush them down the toilet so the smell doesn't stick around.

>>4503816
Most excellent.

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>>4501909
>but over time it caused my dick to start curving downward so I'm trying to stop
>>4502735
>I did this when I was younger.
>Don't do it.
>My dick is curved downwards

Don't know what you two did wrong but mine hasn't curved downwards one bit, and it's still straight when erect.

One thing I learned is not to actually bend the dick itself (that's how you get tears and that's how it can start to bend downwards) and more of folding it down by the base so the dick itself was never actually outright curved in its positioning.

>>4503816
Like a gentleman

>>4504267
This is what I do.

I should clarify: my dick isn't curved, it's more crooked. There's a single point near the base where it crooks downward.

>>4493018
This is pretty much how I do it. It's the most comfortable way for me.

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>>4501342

THIS^. Except I neatly wad up some toilet paper in my boxers and basically mount a neck pillow. I've been doing it this way for years. Clean, convenient, cheap, inconspicuous, feels amazing as fuck, plus you can edge for hours almost effortlessly.

Make sure you get the neck pillow with the beads and not the stiff ones. You can manipulate the beaded ones into all sorts of different great feeling shapes.

>>4506089
BUT, make sure it's the super soft beaded one and you're not rubbing or pushing too hard. You don't want to cut off any circulation down there.

I put a Hitachi on my dick. I don't even like jerking off without it anymore. Chaffing your dick up n shit.

>>4506089
Huh sounds great, I'll try the neck pillow thing then.

Generally into a stolen pair of friends used panties. That and panties I find at the laundromat. I try not to wash them for several moths. A wet pair the next morning is fucking hot. Plus the musty build up is intoxicating.