Girls who would demand you suck a dick and you would have no

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>>9977363

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>>9977368

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>>9977372

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>>9977374

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>>9977643
I'm going to need sauce on that

>>9977643
>>9977665
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58694d916a980

>>9977543
name ?

Sauce?
>>9977363

>>9977722
Her name is ashley alban

>>9977721

sorry. I think people have been trying to source this forever. No luck that I know of at least

>>9977363
What the fuck does that even mean, retard? Just that she's really hot? How about saying something like that. You could even go with something like "Girls who you'd give your left nut to fuck."

Jeezis, the stupid ass "shit that makes you want to suck dick/take it up the ass/wish you were the girl" fantasies of some of these fags is astonishing. Trust me, to the rest of the sane, non-libtard world, the phrase "she's so hot I'd suck a dick if she told me to" would have just identified you as a homo, which is ironic considering you went out of your way to comment on a chick's hotness. Trying too hard, my friend. Just go hang out in /lgbt/ and be who you are. It's just sad using autistic statements like that to try to pretend you're straight.

Who knows, though, maybe you could write a cookbook. Like "BBQ So Awesome It Makes You Want to Be Vegetarian" or "Beautiful Stories From The Koran that Make You Want to Become Catholic."

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>>9977863

didn't read.

>>9977863
damn you are one self hating queer

>>9977863
Second this

>>9977786
>>9977721
kylie cupcake

>>9977968

you are a gentleman and a scholar

>>9977363
>Girls who would demand you suck a dick and you would have no choice but to comply

I read this as "woman so incredibly disgusting and scary that if she demanded you suck a dick it would actually be an option, so long as it got you away from her."

>>9977863
I had no idea what op even meant either, but don't be so mean lol

>>9977863
Gif needs a 100 character limit on posts.
This is advanced autism.

why do you always have to add the faggot factor for a thread to be good? you can make a thread called "perfect girls" and it will be shit, but call it "Girls who would demand you suck a dick and you would have no choice but to comply" and it will be better

same with blowjob threads vs "webms that make you want to suck dick"

cumshot threads vs "i want to swallow cum"

>>9977870
wtf tomb raider soundtrack

>>9977863
this guy is right though
OP is a fag

{ }

>>9977372
DAYUM

>>9977863
tl;dr

>>9977863
/thread

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>>9977863

>>9977863
I think the point is because that same girl does a "come suck this dick for me" sort of video.

>>9978967
>>9977863

Aw, are the conservative snowflakes getting triggered?

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>>9977863
If you're mad that means you lose

>>9979901
what? im just saying youre a bunch of faggots

>>9977863

> 2017
> arguing with a jewish OP

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>>9977863

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>>9979931
And we're cool with it. You think people posting threads about wanting to take a load on their face think they're 100% straight?

>>9979956
That's exactly what they think, you dumbass, not all of them but many

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>>9979973
okay mr. mind reader

>>9979986
You're a fucking idiot if you don't realize how many faggots here think they are straight, do you think the talk about ""feminine dicks"" and ""futa not being gay"" is just memes? These idiots are actually serious

>>9979973
>>9980007
it's just like people watching incest porn wanting to fuck their family members

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>>9980007
how do you know they're not just the vocal minority? how do you know everyone in those threads isn't just leaving them alone because they're allowed to think they're not gay even if they are, because it doesn't affect literally anyone but themselves?

>>9980030
I know it's probably not a majority

>>9977363
any dick sucking / gay experimentation meme thread is psyops

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>>9980036
Right. thx for the contribution.

>>9979986
Name?

>>9977870
http://www.xvideos.com/video12888811/nubilefilms_she_loves_the_taste_of_cum

>>9977363
None, I'm not a faggot.

>>9977863
This guy is right. Op is a fag.

>>9979956
Not the person you responded to, but why not just make a thread about sucking dick? Why cover it up with a thin veil such as "Gifs that make you want to suck cock" or "Girls that could get you to suck cock"?

>>9977863
Take your meds.

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>>9980126
idk. maybe they get turned on by the thought of being the woman being cum on, and want to see webms of that rather than gay cumshot/blowjob webms as well.

Or maybe it's just a bait title. I prefer to think it's that, since it works so well.

>>9980126
There's this new thing called bisexuality, you should look it up

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>>9977863
dude chill the frick out

>>9977863
same here. I was expecting the girl in the OP to have a dick and was kind of disappointed.

>>9979986
Sauce ??? Who is she

>>9979931
You're whining because people aren't using the words you expect to be used in your safe space.

>>9977863
Don't question it, goy.

>>9980548
katerina hartlova

>>9977695
Tnx anon

>>9979072

/thread

>>9980628
no? im just calling you faggots

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>>9977863
dude relax

>>9977567
Damn

>>9977863
said it better than anyone could have

>>9977863
this 2bqhw/u famalams. only clicked on the thread because the chick was hot and i had to. what kind of an op is this?

>>9977363
What if I just really want to suck a dick? Or multiple dicks? Seriously, gimme some dicks to suck. And fuck my ass while you're at it.

>>9977374
i am in love....

>>9980048
SAUCE NAO

>>9980250
Who is this semon demon?

>>9977363

Sauce on this girl?

>>9977870
please can sombody help me find the soundtrack i searched the old tomb raider game but nothing

>>9981196
Ashley Alban

>>9977863
>>9980739
this desu

>>9977870
SONG NAME ?

>>9977863
If this post upsets you, then you are either a black retard or a gay faggot.

>>9981332
Tomb Raider 4 main theme

>>9979986
Katarina Hartlova was what she used to go by when she only did softcore porn

>>9980007

Who gives a fuck if they are gay or not. If gays enjoy posting hot girls then everyone wins. By the way, you're a dick.

>>9977870
my dick and I just went on an adventure...

>>9977863
It's the fucking Jews man. Trying to make us gay with straight porn.

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>>9977863

>>9980710
Sounds a lot like you have an issue with the wording used here. Fuck off you SJW faggot.

>>9977363
any girl that makes some dweeb give head gives even worse head, in my experience. the girl won't even give head with him. so pointless.

fuck, this reminds me of a cam girl that have a vibrator for tips

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>>9977863

>>9977863
Ayy lmao

>>9977363
from the title, i expected this thread to be about "girls" with dicks, but i got really sexy girls instead
there may yet be hope for this degenerate hive of filth

>>9977863
hey look everyone, I'm contributing to trevor's axiom!

>>9977643
"give dat deeek"
So unprofessional, had to put onesy back on

>>9977363
>Girls that you would cuck for.

You're not man enough for her if you submit to cuckery because she asks you to.

>>9977863
just adding to the reply count

>>9982571
kek

>>9977863
Projection aside, this guy isn't wrong.

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>>9977863
I can't stop laughing

>>9977719
who is this

>>9977863

Despite the enormous amount of assblasstedness, he's right on the money, it makes no fucking sense.

>>9980047
This.

But Ashley Alban is hot af

>>9977534
i demand sauce

>>9977863
You're right man, I came in to thread to say this, but you took the words out of my mouth.

>>9977863
>Who knows, though, maybe you could write a cookbook. Like "BBQ So Awesome It Makes You Want to Be Vegetarian" or "Beautiful Stories From The Koran that Make You Want to Become Catholic."
You sir have earned another (YOU). Fantastic post.

>>9977863
m8 i'd agree with you except the webm op posted is of someone who makes joi videos, theres a link there to the thread title if you think about it for more than half a second

>>9979986
i want someone to look at me the way she looks at this guy

>>9981332
The Big Sky (Reprise) · MESSIAH Project

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>>9978967
It would appear that only the biggest faggots have all the best webms.

>>9977363
Can someone upload a torrent of her shit to pirate bay?
Also, how many of these anal instruction videos has she done? I have two so far but need one of them in HD.

She has the ass of a goddess.

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>>9977863
I swear posts like this is why the internet was made

>>9977863
I literally jack off to transsexuals and I came here to post this.

This man is 100% correct. You are all fucking retarded.

>>9986614
Just sign up for Empornium.

>>9977863
>when (you) turn into faggot because (you) watch faggot porn and then blame it on the porn for making (you) gay
I do agree tho that the influx of this shit is cancerous

>>9977363
Why not make a forced bi thread?

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>>9977863

> "Beautiful Stories From The Koran that Make You Want to Become Catholic."

'And [mention] when the angels said, "O Mary, indeed Allah has chosen you and purified you and chosen you above the women of the worlds.'
~ Koran 3:42

seriously i'm fucking jewish and i can do this. get your fucking scriptures straight. and learn to suck some dick. no homo.

>>9986058
moar

>>9977363
>Girls who would demand you suck a dick and you would have no choice but to comply.

That is one retarded premise, you fucking fairy

>>9980250
name?

>>9977368
Who is she

>>9985931
Is your face covered in jizz too?

>>9977863
Salt guy aint got shit on you

>>9980250
need sauce pls

>>9987264
go burn in jewish hell you fucking jew fuck you

>>9977870
who cares where this shit audio was ripped off from?
it's generic and doesn't fit the scene anyway...

i hate wanabe "epic" sounding soundtracks for porn.
she's sucking a goddamn dick, not backpacking through middle-earth, you fuckless dweebs!

>>9987016
>sign up
Fuck that noise
Signing up to pirate shit is a stupid fucking thing to do

>>9985931
I mean I know this is b8 but it doesn't make it not the cancer of this website. No one cares. No one was talking about white or black. Stop shilling your fetish there is already way to much spam on this fucking board as it is.

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this thread is kinda up my alley right now no shame

>>9977863
This post so good, makes me wanna suck cock.

>>9993488
for real though.

>>9977863
>mahnigga.jpg

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>>9977863
>Who knows, though, maybe you could write a cookbook. Like "BBQ So Awesome It Makes You Want to Be Vegetarian" or "Beautiful Stories From The Koran that Make You Want to Become Catholic."

>>9977863

A guy posts 3 lines of nothing and gets 30 replies?

It's over. Go to other threads. Nothing to see here- post wasn't good, you weren't good, I wasn't good, Gif isn't good, `/b was never good. Bye

>>9977863

thank you

>>9977363
Despite the name, best thread in weeks for >>9977863
Sure it doesn't make sense. You can choose to get triggered about some other person on the internet, or you can just jerk off to the best straight thread in weeks.

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>>9977863
I unironically love you. You are the saviour that the Internet deserves AND needs, right now.

>>9977863
that last phrase with a troy mcclure voiceover...

>>9986058
the best moment of my life when i fucked my gf with her tits full of milk it dripped on my body and face while she was humping me.hnngg

>>9979956
sorce code

>>9979986
if you think being gay is gay, then YOU'RE gay

>>9977863

B A S E D

A

S

E

D

>>9977863
AGREED MAH BOI

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>>9977870
same girl?

>>9998016
eva lovia

>>9977374
saaaauuuuuuuce

>>9977863
laughed and agreed

>>9977863
You're right- /gif/ has been overrun by faggots of a caliber I didn't know was possible up til a year or two ago.

Eventually they'll die of aids.

>>9977863
Look at all these defensive faggots replying. Lol kill yourselves

>>9986308
Oh god not again...

>>9977863
Yeah, I wasn't even sure what OP meant.

>>9977863
>Who knows, though, maybe you could write a cookbook. Like "BBQ So Awesome It Makes You Want to Be Vegetarian" or "Beautiful Stories From The Koran that Make You Want to Become Catholic."

lost hard, thank you for that gem

>>9998139
4chan has always been like this retard

>>9993873
kek

>>9998389
no it hasn't, newfriend

>>9998443
shows how much you know, I guess. been here since 2008 and it's always been this way.

>>9977863
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAH

>>9977863
she's so hot I'd consider sucking her dads dick CONSIDER

My wife did this once. She had me fuck 3 of her female friends. Later I told her a gay guy was trying to get with me.
She told me to do it. I said no, I dont want to. She said yes, she wants to see me do it. Eventually I said yes. It wasnt enough of a turnon and I had trouble staying hard to fuck his ass.

>>9977863
hes right, you fags should be gassed

>>9998065
fuck...who?

>>9994884
>BBQ So Awesome It Makes You Want to Be Vegetarian
fucking kek

>>9998542
hah fag

>>9998016
yeeep

>>9977863
this tbqh

we're being raided by the jidf homo squad

>>9977630
Sauce

>>9980250
souce. now.

>>9977863
why do you care lol

>>9986308
Lily ivy

>>9977567
Would be a 10 if she had hips.

>>9978967
it seems that an overwhelming amount of normie libtards have migrated to /gif/ from /b/ within the past couple years and brought the cucks, niggers, and faggots with them too.

>>9977863

lol, it's obviously just the new /gif/ meme to put latent homosex in all things, even obviously straight stuff. let it run its course and just fap to the webumz, thats what I did in all the "blowjob stories" threads and "cock sucking hypnosis" ones too

>>9979956

there will never be another siri ;_;

>>9977363
sauce?

>>9977863
this is amazing. Thank you god

>>9977374
Who is this....I feel like I know herror from somewhere. Someone must have some info on her.

>>9999356
geniva

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>>9977863
This may well be the best damn post I've ever seen, in my nine years at this place. I love you.

>>9977863
this comment is the final straw, i'm leaving this board

>>10000000
>>9999999

>>9977863
im with you

>>9977863
*See trying too hard*

>>9977863
Here's the best answer your going to get on here.


Cuck

>>9977643

>yeeeeeah son

>>9977676
Sauce?

>>9977863
>Trying too hard, my friend
Ironic.
Kill yourself

>>9977363
Why are sugar coating the fact that you want to suck dick? It's not like you hide it or something..

>>9977567
Sauce

>>9998542
>My wife did this once. She had me fuck 3 of her female friends.
Please do elaborate.

>>9977363
That's pretty gay man.... maybe you want to suck a dick anyway? Ive never seen a sexy woman and said to myself "damn, id suck a cock to fuck her"

>>10002692
Dude! name of the girl?

>>9998542
>I had TROUBLE staying hard to fuck his ass...
Instead of outright puking on your own limp dick ?

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>>9977863

>>10004403
bunnybutt

>>9977863
Kek'd, here's a (you) since this will be a pasta one day

>>9993868
there has to be more like this, fuck!

>>9977863
lmao faggots btfo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
reminder if youre a homo please off yourself, you have a mental illness

>>9980048
holy shit

>>9977863
best psot in this thread

>>9977363
Name?