RESUS FETISH THREAD

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>>9976886
That improper electrode placement ruined it for me.

>>9976906
This

Ignore my bump, just reviving the thread.

Yeah I'm gonna need more of this... finally something new

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Close enough?

The fuck, is this really someones fetish

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>>9977242
I'm more into hearts in general than resus. The heart's pretty much the most intimate part of you IMO.

>>9977272
>Chest compressions
>No broken ribs
Get this weak shit out of here.

My what fetish?

>>9977272
Its not a poke, you need to go at least 20% down, then fully up, then rinse and repeat

>>9977398
>>9977365
Fetish porn isn't worth broken ribs, surprise surprise.

>>9977272
Really? Are you stuck in middle age level medicine?
The brain is obviously the most intimate organ.
Nothing like penetrating an eye with your shlong until you hit that sweet memory spot.

I've had it with this board, I hope all of you are raped and left with a life threatening disease. Survivors will be thrown from a helicopter.

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internet porn was a mistake

>>9977415
I said intimate not erotic. Your heart rate matches everything you think and feel, no faking that. Letting someone listen to your heartbeat is as close as you can get to letting them inside your head.

>>9981809
Idk man a mre scan is pretty intimate.

>>9977272
good luck with compressing that stomach, lad. If you are looking for the heart it's between the tits

>>9981809
Wut not at all, all it will reveal of your brain state is stress, which can be controlled too with some training and experience.

Whereas listening to the sound of blood circulating in the different parts of the brain depending on what you stimulate is the shit.

Sorry for the death of your renaissance aged romanticized vision of the heart.

>>9977388
Yeah, my what fetish?

>>9983233
>all it will reveal of your brain state is stress
you're a tard, opinion discarded.

>>9981863
>>9977403

>>9977388

Hitler dubs checked.

Also I really thought I had hit the level cap on esoteric /gif/ degeneracy.

>>9980056
>I've had it with this board, I hope all of you are raped and left with a life threatening disease. Survivors will be thrown from a helicopter.

I'm in tears

>>9977272
cpr on a bed
kek

>>9977272
>as a red cross CPR/Lifeguard instructor, this post offends me.

No one uses paddles like this anymore, even in the hospital. We place pads on that function as a single-lead strip and also pass current to shock if needed. No one gets to hold paddles or rub them together to lube them up anymore, that's just Hollywood garbage.

>>9985251
just what i was thinking, fast pads ftw