No Rekt thread? Rekt thread.

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>>9967767
fuck

>>9967741
kek

>>9967741
What a bro, opening the door on a subway about to depart(dangerous) while everyone else stares

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>>9967716

>>9968011
cannibal crock

>>9967767
poor tree-doggo

>>9967767
koalas are fucking useless

>>9968073
this is a sloth not a koala
go get glasses m8

>>9968119
>missing the joke this hard

>>9968011

I like how that croc turns and looks to say "really nigga?"

>>9968011
wow that's fucking nature.

>>9968011
JOSH THAT WAS MY FUCKING ARM!!

>>9967767
What species of cat?

>>9968140
> missing the sarcasm this hard

>>9968073
You, you sir, are useless.

>>9968194
Jaguar. Damn it's feels good to be helpful, people should help one another more. Have a good day man. I'm feeling happy right now. Going to sleep happy.

>>9968011
Really, Derrick?

>>9968194
Panther i think.

>>9968194
>>9968194
PUSSY cat

>>9968194
>>9968240
>>9968250
looks like a puma

>>9967767
>tfw your fastest isn't fast enough

>>9967983
lol he was the only guy who didnt realize it was a joke... I guess we can add you to that list as well

>>9968289
I did not know the ranges of panthers and sloths overlapped. Interesting.

>>9968289
A what?

>>9968359
N orth American term for indigenous feline. Also mountain lion, painter, panther. Depends on area.

>>9967716
>goliath online

>>9968359
a cougar

>>9968351
panther is a term most closely associated with the leopard

>>9968194
A sloth

>>9967754
my sides

>>9967767
shoulda had pants

>>9968512
story?

>>9968518
jesus christ imagine all the training and everything the ma had, gone for nothing... Would be best to just drop a metal dome over the thing

>>9968512
Omg, he's so adorable

>>9967741
The guy's lack of reaction makes me wonder if what got pinched was actually a sock and not a cock.

>>9968420
LMFAO!!

>>9968530
Kids were going fast but what shitheel attempts to make a turn from the opposing lane of traffic?

>>9968533
When I was training to become a police officer they taught us some forensic stuff like kids go farther when hit by cars because they have smaller surface area and make less friction.

It's a foosa.

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Plant yer strong leg

>>9968541
Normal sized man scared and beaten up by a midget turkroach

>>9968635
fuck.... wonder if they survived

>>9968670
They don't deserve to live.

>>9968635
how did they even end up in that situation?

>>9968664
he's not a turkey he's a cornish hen

>>9968687
>>9968635
I can't figure out if they got caught in a flash flood, or if they where morons and where playing around.

I grew up on a river and once went swimming when it was a little high, only a few inches over it's norm, and the power of the water was overwhelming. There is no standing against a flood like that.

>>9968011
>bruh

>>9968714
Same here. In surprised they are able to stand at all against that. Rivers are unbelievably strong.

>>9968011
Duuuuude...

>>9967716

Never lock your knees on the leg press, brahs.

>>9968714
>>9968687
>>9968670
I vaguely remember this video a long time ago. Its a popular place to walk out and look at the waterfall when the river flow is low. The group had an elderly lady with them and when the flash floods came and they were moving too slowly to get out in time. They most definately did not survive this. All of them died. Unfortunately i have no proof to back this up but that is what i remember from seeing this years ago.

>>9968590
drivers in third world countries are insane

>>9968039
other croc stuck his foot in it's mouth, the rest was nearly automatic for the other one.

>>9968512
it's like a little vlade divac. Always wondered what the story with this guy was but too lazy to look it up

>>9968602
You're not helping with the dumb cop image. Learning these things at that point is sad.

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>>9968247
Why is there a trend to add names like that? It's not even remotely funny

>>9968928
>little vlade divac
holy shit. very true. can't unsee that now.

>>9968953
as someone who has to dodge pigeon shit when going in to work I love this webm

>>9967736
poor little fella...

>>9967767
>the way it closes its eyes at the beginning before trying one more time
;-;

>>9968554
I doubt he died. Considering the size of that explosion, the fact he was wearing the proper gear, in the hospital for a while, but I doubt he's dead.

>>9968953
so you can identify the webm in your folder pls

>>9968518
he really blew it

>>9969051
You'd be fucking wrong, anon, there is no doubt that dude is dead, or at the VERY least in a coma.

>>9968953
>being this newfag

>>9969051
are you 12?

>>9968525
Any backstory on this?

>>9967736
>5'9"
fucking manlets

>>9968602
maybe kids go farther because they're lighter so the fly farther too... ooooo... crazy stuff.

>>9969070
toppest of keks

>>9969096

Its fake

>>9969051
HE LITERALLY DIDNT DIE GUYS. I can't source it but he survived. I might have been a CNN documentary called "bomb squad" or something. or "most dangerous job in the world: bombs" it was a long as time ago. There was a clip of a doctor that said some disturbing shit on the ad, let me do some searching.

>>9968564
Cunt

>>9969177
update: maybe he didn't live and I'm retarded

>>9969177
there's no such thing as bomb proof gear. IF he lived he's fucked up

>>9968518
fucking lost

>>9969040
god damn dawg, I never thought I'd be touched by this

>>9968687
>>9968714
Here is a video showing the whole situation. It was a flash flood (you can really appreciate just how fast these things come watching this) and most of them could have got out had they not frozen or tried to save the old person with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr7u345D3xc

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gonna start dumping

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>>9969360
I'll try to post shit I don't usually see here (this one is pretty common though)

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>>9969370
from the other plane

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>>9968849
Your memory is shit. A five second Google search brought me to a source that reported two of the five victims surviving the fall.

http://storyful.com/stories/1000005527-two-survive-as-flood-sweeps-five-over-indian-waterfall

There should be a rule on /gif/ where you can only comment if you contribute to the thread. The majority of post are always you Fucking niggers asking about sauce or to type lmafo, lol, kek.

Anyone that type kek is no better than dat boi or 9faggers and redditards.

Weed out the fags one post at a time.

>>9969384
my first time seeing form the other plane,

many thanks annon

Tamest rekt thread?

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>Women's Motocross

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>>9969392
stop complaining about non-contibutors if you can't contribute anything relevant to the thread
fukboy

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Yes, he ded.

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might have to watch this one a couple times

>>9968635
You can find full video in youtube try this
"Se los lleva el rio"

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>>9969431
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!!!!

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>>9969449

Riggity rekt,son!

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>>9969465
I see this one here all the time, but I love it so much

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Don't know if this is fake or not

>>9969449
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>9969392
lol

>>9969491
Seen it a long time ago and pretty sure people confirmed it to be fake

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>>9969418
>Women's Basketball

>>9969510
Yeah, I just rewatched it again and noticed a hard cut when the camera faces the trees.

>>9969491
The viscosity of the blood does look a little weird

>>9968525
That is so fake

>>9968194
I think it's a sloth

>>9969356
What a waste of human evolution...should've blown up his dick instead to prevent further corruption of the genepool

>>9969431
4chan is for fags
Beans make you fart
This webm with a cute asian grill
Has broken my heart

>>9969446
This is some looney tunes shit

>>9969517
Wat?

>>9969550
That was awesome.

>>9969419
but he did contribute by pointing out misinformation.

>>9969552
Couldn't agree more, but at least no bitch is going to screw him with a fucked up lip like that.

>>9969491
>moves before the ball hits him

>>9969551
>you okay
Sides = gone

>>9969564
Blue 9 scored against her own team

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someone wanted thier arrow back

>>9969585
rip quacker

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semi-related

Mentally destroyed

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>>9969209
>that fake punch tho
K E K
E
K

>>9967716
This clip was the first thing my brother showed me when I came home after dislocating my knee.

Thanks :|

>>9969209
holy shit. that was fake right? that dude getting slammed?

>>9969591
Wtf is going on

>>9969622
kek

whelp, i'm outta vids to contribute.

lest see what else pops up

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not what you're expecting

>>9969392
kek

>>9969581
Story? Looks like the guy who tried to open the door was armed, but I can't see the wep until the driver fires.

>>9969660
You think he tried to get up there for his hat?

>>9967741
Fake
And
Gay

He's not even reacting

>>9969583
*Blue 4

>>9969667
iirc this took place in some REALLY high-crime city in south america, people were known to find victims by coming through the garage behind them

>>9969643
kinda funny at first. Then she falls back in after getting out. my sides!

>>9969419
Christ almighty, that silver car got pancaked. Can't imagine anybody in there survived.

>>9969420
>Brown people

>>9969437
>>BROWN PEOPLE

>>9969542
>>9969541
>white people
tee hee

>>9969673
He was trying to put the hat on top of the statue as a prank.

>>9969463
story plz

>>9969551
>leh go uh muh sistas hayh

people who let their family do stupid shit but act up when someone retaliates piss me the fuck off

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I don't know the story

>>9969678
I guess they'll put it on the memorial... sad.

>>9969669
kek, the definition of btfo

>>9969679
Mexican Robot goes full Elliot Rodriguez

>>9969548
>flies into the one rock sticking out of the wall of the cliff

My fucking sides. That would be my fucking luck

>>9969437
:( poor habeeb just wanted to dance with his buds

>>9969591
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>9969711
I'd love to be around to see that happen, I'd just walk over and put my hand on the clown's shoulder like
>Sup, buddy?
See how he likes his pranks once the cops get involved.

>>9968709
underrated

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he survived

>>9969725
haha okay duder I'm sure you'll have him quaking

>>9969491
can confirm. April fools upload

>>9968119
Retard

>>9969725
internet tough guy

>>9968953
I saw a pigeon get run over in New York once. It was just walking in the gutter, and a fire truck ran it over. It actually made a loud pop, like a tennis ball exploding. When the truck had passed, the pigeon was there, inside out, and its heart was exposed, still beating a thousand times a minute. It was surreal

>>9969628
Did he died?

>>9969720
Did she died?

>>9969620
Looks a lot like some "jail awareness program" to me, but I have no actual idea.

>>9969463
Remove the retarded song

>>9969356
I like how much his World Trade Center T-Shirt fits to the explosions.

>>9969754
kek

>>9969051
this has to be b8

>>9969611

song????????

>>9969779
This is not America russian version

>>9969734 >>9969744
t. basement dwellers.
You think some prankster is gonna put up a fight? At worst he's gonna try and book it, more likely he'd just wait for the cops, receive a stern talking-to, and leave with some misdemeanor.

>>9969420
story pls

>>9969585
Its a bolt you fucking low class sea midget

>>9969800
is this satire?

>>9968512
Someone's a little angry

>>9969805
too long to be a bolt,

especially shot from a compound bow

>>9969392
Lmfao kek, sauce?

>>9969527
don't think so, he touched a grounded wire, that's about what would happen

>>9969776
Probably, sure, but if you've seen a few rekt threads you know how easy it can be to bite the dust. People have gotten socked in the face and died from hitting their head on the ground, the dude in the vid fell probably 6+ feet and he was sideways as he fell.

>>9969776
Fukken dipshit. Idk if people can die from whiplash but that's an obvious danger of ramming into someone.

>>9969481
This one bothered me the most

Was it a frozen paintball?
Is this guys skin just fucked up?
Did the ball just happen to hit him on his one giant arm pore by coincidence?

It's disgusting

>>9969551
only white people would ask "you ok" after that

feelsgoodman.jpg

>>9968011
Are all crocodiles this retarded?

>>9969585
>spends easily $1000 on a compound bow.
>cant pull it back far enough to fully penetrate a quail
>chases quail to no avail
>throws bow to kill quail
>autistic screeching "i deeeeed it!!!"

>>9969096
It's a fucking nigger what do you expect?

>>9968664
Hahahaha turkroach

>>9969805
>bolt
>from a bow
WHEW

>>9969548
How it feels to chew 5 gum

>>9969725
U ARE NO FUN

>>9969209
I love how America is just so used to mass amounts of violent prisoners that it's almost a joke.

Even the guard is just like "come own boiah, they wontchoo" like he's forgotten that prison is a place we should be working to remove instead of maintaining a thug culture.

>>9969725
it's just a prank bro

>>9969846
he was probably using a fowl tip. which doesn't penetrate so much as snag. but you're right, either his poundage was laughably low or he can't pull back for shit

and i'm pretty sure thats a pheasant

>>9967716
Does anyone have a webm of that school shooting in Mexico?

>>9969872

here ya go newfag
nest time look throught the thread before asking

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>>9969622
my fucking sides

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>>9969885
fucking moron trying to dual wield. I blame CoD, its making kids stupid(er)

>>9969842
Yes.

>>9969392
kek sauce on ayy lmao?

>>9969520
Most satisfying combo I've seen in the UFC

>>9969491
Oh no I love Jorg!

>>9969792
ffs alan

>>9969583
Not only that but white then switched sides too and started shooting on their own basket

>>9969817
"he needs some milf"
>???

>>9969551
That poor kid. I get it though, I feel guilty when I fight back too even when the asshole deserves it. Black people have no empathy.

>>9969541
well if your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

>>9969556
death proof

>>9969576
DAMN NATURE U SCARY

>>9969863
The prisoners put on a show to scare the kids dumbfuck, get your bullshit, preaching, pseudo intellectualism out of the thread

>>9969588
Lost too his dong.

>>9969550
Allmighty Thor

>>9969616
your brother sounds like a cool dude

>>9969725
Nice b7 m9

>>9969725
Faggot. I hope you get raped by that land whale

>>9969576
>Amma show mommy

>>9969782
hero

>>9969725
he's been arrested numerous times, you would also likely get your ass beat by him.
https://www.youtube.com/user/nqtv
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9mi_Gaillard

>>9969800
You're kidding right? No way you'd do anything faggot, stop kidding yourself.

>>9969842
it will grow back so he's like really nigga...

>>9969835
Frozen paintballs are a myth man, I mean you can freeze them of course but they don't do +20 damage

>>9969685
my_summer_car.webm

>>9969551
I feel bad for him, he realized halfway through what he was doing and got shellshocked

>>9969792
for fucks sake, Ollie.

>>9967767
>curl up
>try not to cry
>cry

>>9969962
>crocs
>regenerating limbs

>>9969551
This is why I can't like blacks

>>9969628
unfortunately not

>>9969693
You should find out the story

>>9968635
this happens when rain pours on mountains then all the water that's got clogged are all gonna go down at the same time

>>9968518
That was the most effective jump scare I have had in about ten years, god damn.

>>9969548
My worst nightmare

>>9969885
damn george lucas a savage

>>9969978
>+20 damage
kek

>>9969891
Make niggers enslaved again

>>9969384
>>9969370
did the pilots survived?

>>9969551
Grab those dreads and rip them right off her hollow head.

>>9970051
Yes, since parachute pilots have parachutes also due to the risk of flying that stuff... The pilot who didn't brake his wing off landed his plane. Everyone survived.

>>9969551
>that sound of panic from the nigger as she knows she fucked up big-time

I came.

>>9969527
>>9969152

fucking newfags

>>9969096

from what i can remember, the guy was high on pcp or something, climbed up a power pole and toasted himself by touching the groundwire.

>>9968011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

>>9969601
Welcome to the wonderful world of Cholera!

>>9969491
It's fake, the guy made a video talking about how he faked it.

>>9969803

Mugger in Columbia got caught. Apparently some random from the crowd threw a rock and one shot him.

>>9968512
this is how d&d gnome rogue fights

>>9969491
Just look at his shirt... He already has fake blood all over it from previous takes.

>>9969561
When you gotta beat the shit outta ganstas at 5 but cook your kids dinner at 6

>>9969491
No this is real

>>9969541
>'murica

>>9969627
I've heard that some bees bunch up on their enemies and simply heat them to death... Could be the same here... Or then they're just eating him.

>>9968530
fucking gooks man

>>9969605
awesome

>>9969627
Its a symbiotic relationship.

>>9969610
missing some enya here

>>9969431
name???

>>9968635
This happened in india. Family was crossing this dry river with a group of trekkers when they suddenly opened the dam and they got caught in the flood. All of them died. Came in a paper few days after.

>>9967767
Nature is sad but also really awesome.

>>9969437
>>9969718
The video is kind of humbling, how quickly the rest of your life can change dramatically; having fun dancing with your friends one moment, then accidentally shooting and possibly killing one the next then spending decades of your life in prison or being put to death yourself depending on what that country is. Just the same, dancing with your friends one moment then being killed or seriously injured the next second.

It feels weird focusing hard on putting myself in the shooter's shoes, the confusion, then realization, then crushing guilt, panic, and dread at the idea that your life is fucked.

Or maybe I'm just a fag that's had too much to drink

>>9968525

This is fake.

Here's the original.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eln2bfrJw8U

>>9969476
Niggers on jetskis. Whatdoya expect?

>>9969622
I've watched this video 3+ times, and never SAW anything.
I just turned up the volume, OMFG!

>>9970066
>from what i can remember, the guy was high on pcp or something, climbed up a power pole and toasted himself by touching the groundwire.


so... you 'remember' exactly nothing.

>>9969216
The only thing the vest does is it keeps your body parts in one place.

>>9969957
If I see a man dressed like a clown it's suspect. If something looks suspect an not at knife range I have my hand on a sabre mk4 gel.
Also, if you look at him he just won't throe something at your face because he knows you'll dodge it.

You just need to be aware and prepared. The guy isn't mean, you don't need to beat him down, but pepperspray in the face and dodging the prank at the same time certainly would teach him a lesson.

>>9969745
You have lived such a sheltered life

>>9969885
Dude that was soo cool!

>>9970230

yeah, realized i had another similar video in mind.
guess i'm the newfag now.

>>9969610
>>9970204
seriously though, can someone make this super slomo and put some enya under it?

>>9969548
guess there was a gust of wind that sidetracked him

>>9970232
You clearly have autism. Please stop embarrassing yourself.

>>9969885
why on earth would u try and rob a gun store

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>>9969779
fly song - russian violence

>>9969577
What a great race that was.

>>9969449
Ayyyyy bakersfield haha. I been there

>>9969694
KEK

>>9969431
Sauce nao.

>>9970304
how dare you post super sic in this thread

>>9969906
milk*

>>9969805
>bolt
This better be some fucking b8

>>9969846
>using a compound bow

>>9970177

Those are mites attacking a bee you imbecile

>>9969693
it's been a while since i've heard about this but i think it was an asian twitch streamer. he was playing with matches and chucked them into the garbage. started a fire tried to smother the fire (with cardboard?) and attempted to put it out.
fire got out of control and it did a bunch of damage. nobody was seriously injured.

>>9969693
I know the story lol too lazy to type it all let's just go with he's a fucking idiot

>>9969392
>>complains about contributing
>>doesn't contribute to thread, just post cancer meme

>>9970232
>If I see a man dressed like a clown it's suspect
Wow, calm down hysterical facebook mom

>>9969463
Oh no, the American decease is spreading

>>9970380
Old lady living next to him died actually.

>>9969745
that pop is something man, one we crushed a snake with a big rock and it made the same sound, we figured his lungs that were full of air poped under the presure

>>9969553
what a poet you are

>>9969538
almost stopped it since I thought he was gonna hammer his head in

>>9968602
I learned that in the 9th grade...

>>9968518
You have awoken me into a level of consciousness i have never experienced until now

>>9969419
>katamari.zip

>>9969551
right on big man. right on.

>>9969491
It's fake. It's from a guy's youtube channel named JoergSprave who makes makeshift weapons out of rubber mostly.

>>9969051
>what is compression wave from an explosion

>>9969096
guy climbs onto object
guy touches power line
guy dies
there's your back story you nosey fuck

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>>9970241

>>9969718
hahahahaha

>>9969591
i don't get it, it's just a bee shedding its winter fur

>>9969520
This is the kind of combo people think they're gonna hit people with in a regular fight.

>>9969529
Bus driver went to jail for this, excessive force the kid was subdued by 2 punches

>>9969529
awesome. story. location?

>>9969576

still amazed by that video. i just assumed that crocs (or gators, whatever) were not to be trifled with at or near water, that other critters wouldn't even ponder attempting to pull that stunt let alone achieve it.

this is why mammals took over the world, reptiles find niches and dominate them, mammals are generalists who will now and then expand into your comfy niche and take it away from you.

>>9969754
this is from a tv show?

>>9969776
fucking khazaks man

>>9970783

Masterful Anon, thanks for that.

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This is for a filthy little Hexer scumbag.

>>9970936
That's what bad manners will get you

>>9969551
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

>>9968530
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

>>9969591
>>9969627
>>9970177
>>9970374
>>9970817
it's a bunch of parasitic mites on a beetle.

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>>9969643
>>9969676
there are many layers to this. Like an onion.
Watch the can. Also he steps onto 2nd lady fingers.

>>9969924
thank you anon, literally was to about say this