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Unexpected Cum

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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>>9966286
>>9966326
Dont blame them
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He hurts himself lmao
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This should be an entertaining thread
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>>9966326
mother of god. sauce?
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>>9966529
something with jillian janson
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>>9966326
Source?
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>>9966326
that's a nice cock tho
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>Hector what if I pop?
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>>9966326
[Pawg] Jillian Janson (White Girl With An Amazing Ass / 01.03.2014)
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>>9966646
Always cracks me up. Always.
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>>9966286
so ruuuuuuude! lol she knew what she was doing, she just wanted the shoot to be over
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>>9966669
This is bts footage, thats the cameraman, not the male talent
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>>9966286
if it was gianna, yep i'd be in the same boat!
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No tendies on my plate!
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>>9966478
i remember being that young
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>>9966780
For fuck's sake you stupid cunt, what do you expect to happen? THE DUDE IS CUMMING. I cannot find anything more infuriatingly stupid than a girl flinching when he get's his rocks off. LIKE IT WAS A SURPRISE OR SOMTHING>>>
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>>9966780
name/sauce?
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>>9966824
nobody expects premature ejaculation from a black guy
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>>9966326

I'm not sure that's so unexpected - Mike Adriano is always cumming early - it's part of his act.
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>>9966824

jesus man, you have some serious issues. lighten the fuck up.
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>>9966914
Sauce
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>>9966286
>>9966326
>>9966478

>Not masturbating and getting rid of your 1st nut of the day before getting some sex.

Kat Williams was right, you can't trust the first load: that shot's a wild card and it'll make you believe any chick is worth it.
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>>9967203
brunettes name?
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>>9967203
what the fuck are they saying?
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>>9967203
i know this chick irl,
what is her porn name
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>>9967207
lana rhodes i believe
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>>9967213
call her up and ask her
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>>9966669
the shoot doesnt end cause someone busts a nut, he takes a break and then they get back to it
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>>9967428
+1 internets for you
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>>9967464
+1 autism for you
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>>9967212
you're like jihad? doin my mattress?
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>>9967203
this is the hottest thing ive ever seen
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>>9966286
So fucking tired of this slag.
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nigga tried so hard
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>>9967174
I thought I was the only one who took that crazy bastard "seriously"
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>>9967203
How did you get this clip? This scene doesn't release until February
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>>9967203
Mike Adriano again?
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>>9967627
this that brunette is a demigod
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>>9967742
Should have had her do that in the first place
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>>9967757
i got it from your fucking mother
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>>9967742

This is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqQIAbSLYPc
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>>9967203
that succubus really likes sucking dick. i like how into shes getting, and shed just keep on going... why cant all girls be like this?
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>>9967849

Girls ARE like this if you aren't an ugly virgin lmao
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>>9967906
virgin confirmed
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>>9967906

Spoken like a fuckin child.

You have no idea how boring most women are in bed
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>>9966286
Source please
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>>9966286
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>>9966837
>muh dik

...and there it is.
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>>9968921
That was definitely unexpected
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>>9967906
15 yo that got first bj a week ago confirmed
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>>9967203
I believe
[Swallowed] Mia Malkova Encourages Lana Rhoades To Take A Cum Load (03.02.2017)
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>>9968921
boners gone and so are my sides
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>>9969010
Verify that date for me please. As an American, I can never be too sure. February or March? Thanks in advance anon.
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>>9967636

Nobody else cares about your opinion on this site.
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ayylmao
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>not continuing for at least 3 more rounds
fucking virgins
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>>9968921
her face is fuckin priceless
Holly shit
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>>9967174
literally the story of my life, so many mistakes made on that impulse
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>>9967906
baitpost but girls suck at giving head
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>>9969047
yup confirmed.
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>>9967174
>jerk off
>loose all will to go out and get laid

No thanks anon. Unfortunately I need the crazy hormonal daze to spur me on or else I just end up cancelling plans even if it's with a qt. I like
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>>9967175
sauce?
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>>9969112
>jerks off once
>loses all will to have sex
Might want to increase testosterone levels, buddy
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>>9969122

Jade Stevenson
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>>9967742
who's the girl?
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>>9968921

I haven't laughed in 3 months... and now I can't stop ! ty based anon hahaha
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>tfw 24 year old virgin
>know for a god damned fact that the first time some girl puts her tongue on my dick (if it ever happens, not likely), im gonna blow everywhere
>frenulum is pretty sensitive
>see these GIFs and how these hot as fuck porn stars work the tip of the dick and wonder how the fuck guys can hold out
>it's a source of ridicule for a guy to cum quickly even when she is trying to get him to cum with her hand and tongue
>they are literally laughing at the guy
>girls can feel guilty as fuck if they orgasm while being raped and get told "it's not your fault, it's just a normal biological reaction" but if a guy cums early, it's not a biological reaction, he's a premature ejaculator, a virgin, a complete laughingstock

I'm not even going to bother trying to have sex. What's the point.
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>>9969112
sure thing bud
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>>9966780
pretty tiny dick for a black guy in porn. Seeing how that is the only parameter for blacks in porn, how did this shrimp make the cut?
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>>9969204
dude, everyone has a couple premature ejaculations in their lifetime. your first time won't be great, probably won't be a 2 hour marathon, and your second time probably won't be better. it takes time to get good at sex, and if your girl is semi-decent, she'll understand
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>>9969239
>only allowed a couple premature ejaculations in your entire lifetime in order to not be a laughingstock

sigh
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>>9967212
I definitely heard "it's unprofessional"
But I can't tell if they are referring to the guy for blowing his load too soon, or the girl for over stimulating him. Would be funny to hear exactly what they said, and if the guy lost future gigs over this.
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>>9969148
victoria sweet
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>>9967213
Lana Rhoades
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>>9967203

Are you all deaf?
The piece of meat attached to the penis says: Aww fuck I was just about to fuckin cu-

Mia says: Too hot, too much hotness tee hee hee hee.

Jesus Christ.
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>>9969204
get drunk. whiskey dick will help numb the sensation and let you last longer. also helps if the girl is ugly trust me

former 24 year old virgin too. fucked a landwhale while completely shit faced and lasted longer than I ever anticipated lasting

when i finally fucked an attractive girl I blew my load really quick though kek. Just make them orgasm before hand by going down on them and fingering them. You'll be fine
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>>9969407
tramadol works better than alcohol
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>>9969407
the weird thing is that i put on a condom and tried masturbating and i didnt feel jack fucking shit. got my hand doused in lotion and tried stokign it with a condom on and i felt nothing

might be a good sign
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>>9969421
condom might be too tight at the head

also, put a drop of lube inside the condom and make sure your hands aren't cold (condoms feel better at body temperature)
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>>9967203
>>9967627
>>9967757
>>9967849
>>9967207
>>9969010
>>9969308
here the sauce:
https://openload co/f/-yMX6lJo19s
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>>9967811
Absolutely destroyed
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>>9967848
Mango madness, LMAO!!!
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>>9968921
fucking shit
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>>9969249
Stop being a little bitch
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>>9968921
>He came falling
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if any bitch laughed to my face like while i was coming i would put her in a coma right there and then.
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>>9969204
quick tips
> use condom : it helps keep you longer
> finger her, eat her etc.. let her want to be with you again even before you put your dick in
> go slow : you don't need to go all porn on her ass
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>>9967147
xvideos com/video6709686/3_deepthroat_clips_from_loving_girlfriend

cheers
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>>9969204
Not all girls are gonna hate you for that. Can you still get a girl off in other ways? Like your mouth or hands? Are you willing to use toys to make things exciting? Besides, some girls would probably find it kinda cute or hot. Better than a guy who takes an hour to get off and they just get bored...
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>>9968921
what the fuck lol. there goes my fap session
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>>9969233
New genre specifically aimed at the alt-right to help make them feel secure. Its going to be yuuge.
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>>9969204
GO FOR WIZARD STATUS. I BELIEVE ANON, YOU CAN DO IT!
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>>9969971
Sounds like you have anger issues and a jailcell would suit you nicely
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>>9966824
the poster was just trying their damnedest to inject their bbc fetish into every thread in gif
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>>9969955
I am part ashamed part proud of that happening to me
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>>9967474
you're a tremendous faggot
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>>9969142
i feel like you're not actually wanting him to be your buddy. makes you sound like a smug prick. might wanna get on top of that pal.
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>>9969686
wtf nigger it don't work, hurry I'm in love
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>>9969204
Get on antidepressants
My dick feels like its on novacaine
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>>9969204
save your wizardry for a gf not a whore or ons, she won't mind and the second/third round will last longer, you have more things to work with than your dick
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>>9967742
I come to fap on /gif/ but I always get the giggles
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>>9969204
Gotta find the right girl, I guess. My ex loved to make me cum, even if I lasted 30 seconds she still enjoyed it.
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>>9969172
get better sadfag
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>>9969204
Porn is not reality.
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>>9970062
top kek, you lost an election and all branches of government
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why is early cumming even frowned upon?
Like,youre hot so you make the guy cum early.Thats a compliment bitch.
Not being able to keep fuckin after blowing your first load is the weak thing.
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>>9970599
It isn't, women just find anything to put down a man to their friends.
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>>9967175

Man, I can't NOT picture her saying, "I pity the foo!" after seeing the "Mistress T" thing in the corner.
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>>9967212
You're like "it's too hot, too much action"
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>>9967999
Not all, I'm currently having quite a bit of fun with such a succubus from work. She's tired of dealing with her bf who apparently sucks in bed.
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>>9970171

found it:
https://openload.co
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>>9967203
http://fr.spankbang.com/11qdb/video/mia+malkova+encourages+lana+rhoades+to+take+a+cum+load+hd+coming+soon
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>>9969083
Which is why you give them feedback, tell them what feels good and what is "meh", as long as she is actually into it... Trust me, they definitely can improve and start giving amazing head.
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>>9970599
maybe it's because the woman didn't get to enjoy sex but the guy did.
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>>9967175
i really fuckn need this with sound !!!!
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>>9969204
It's not once over you come. You can always get hard again. Don't be so down on yourself.
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>>9970599
>why is early cumming even frowned upon?

Just make them cum before you do or while you do.

Give and recieve brother
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>>9969204
Your almost a wizard arry
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>>9967203
>>9970641
Why'd they cut the scene from the full thing?
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>>9968921
>That laugh from the cameraman
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>>9968921
Her face, the laugh. Fucking hilarious
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>>9969010
So this is in the future? Damn, porn is getting high tech.
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>>9971510
he didnt hit her the first time. good on him. He didnt hit her the second time. Bitch shoulda lost a tooth. That pisses me off so hard.
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Genuinely surprised this hasn't been posted yet
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>>9970619
Kek
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>>9969407
This is bad advice, if you go for whiskey dick chances are you're not gonna be able to get it up in the first place, especially if you're mixing that with drugs. Just jack off a few hours beforehand, does wonders.
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>>9971574
sauce plssss
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>>9971574
Who is this? Sauce?
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>>9971501
Sauce!!!!
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>>9966478
Someone put this through a VHS-to-digital machine just to get this on the internet
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>>9967906
>Girls ARE like this if you aren't an ugly virgin lmao
No they are not this. Many girls are pretty boring in bed.
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>>9969239
>probably won't be a 2 hour marathon
Oh it was. And belive me the opposite is also not really funny. Took ages and in the end you are completly spent.
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Shouldn't cumming quickly be like the ultimate compliment to the girl?

I mean I get that cumming quickly is different for a guy because when a guy comes, sex is over for a while and for a girl she can keep going.

But like, if the girl is blowing you, or giving you a handjob, or you cum quickly while having sex with her, isn't it a huge compliment like that she's doing such a good job or that she is so attractive to you that you can't control yourself, or that her pussy is so good that it makes you cum fast?

I don't get why a guy prematurely ejaculating is such a stigma.
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>>9972022
>Shouldn't cumming quickly be like the ultimate compliment to the girl?
It is if you would continue after that. But if you stop there it get's depressing for the girl.
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>>9972028
You mean like, continue through the cum as though it didn't happen when your erection is dying and your head of your penis is too sensitive to do anything?

Or like, take 15-20 minutes cuddling with her, foreplay, etc before starting again
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>>9967906
hey virgin
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>>9972037
When I was younger I only needed about 20 seconds to recover and wouldn't go flaccid until the 3rd or 4th time I came. Sometimes the first time cumming was under a minute, but the second was always 15 minutes+, except for that one time I came twice under a minute with one chick.
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>>9972037
The second one. But honestly: Most girls I had been with don't enjoy waiting for app. 20 minuten till you are good to go again. Despite that: Depending on your usual routine and time- you don't have any day time for one hour sex.
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>>9969010
Hahaha this is almost an academic APA referencing style
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>>9972072
Who cares what the girl enjoys or cares about though
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>>9967742
rofl.. he tried so fucking hard!
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>>9968921
holy fucking kek
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>>9972082
Anyone who isn't a rapist?
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>>9972078
>almost an academic APA referencing style
The normal filename when it's downloaded? Underageb& detected/
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>>9972037
>and your head of your penis is too sensitive to do anything?
I have never experienced that. But yes, just keeping going and I don't lose my erection.
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>>9971574
this is cute. i hope theyre still together
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>>9966478
i want to see the rest. if there is any. wont hold out hope though :(
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>>9971529
yeah i'm gonna be THAT guy..
song name?
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anyone know if there's a subreddit for this stuff?
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>>9967459
going to need the whole video then please
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>>9971312
sauce
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>9971620
kekd
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>>9966478
c'mon girls... it's not our fault...
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>>9967742
sauuuuuceeee
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>>9973197
Way to go genius >>9971574
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>>9969258
It's generally blamed on the guy because that's part of his job. Someone mentioned the scene didn't make it into the final film and this is probably why.
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>>9966785
Of course he's male talent, the "behind the scenes" crap is just an extension of the shoot. If they showed actual behind the scenes footage it would ruin the illusion.
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>>9973247
wow! souce?
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>>9972953
Drake ft Future - Digital Dash

Good song for getting your dick sucked
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>>9969407

my girlfriend loses all interest the instant she orgasms. it's infuriating.
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>>9966326
http://porneq.com/video/510320/pawg-jillian-janson-white-girl-with-an-amazing-ass-january-03-2014/
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>>9971574
I will never be able to sauce this
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>>9970633
And I used to mess around with this girl who's goal by the end of each of our hook ups was to completely drain me dry. Fuck I wish she didn't get into a relationship
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>>9971672
>>9971672
Sauce
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>>9971903
she's Veruca James you can find the video pretty easily over at spankbang i believe
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>girl trying to get you to cum using a blowjob, handjob, her pussy
>cum too quickly or "unexpectedly"
>she gets angry at you

what a world
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>>9971501
is she only good for these kind of clips
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>>9969766
Big lol
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>>9973247
girl on the left HAS to be Jessica Robbin
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>>9973479
what song is that?
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>>9966869

i have depression
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>be with the first girl to take my virginity
>she tries for months to give me oral and make me cum
>it feels more weird than sexy
>hard as a rock but nowhere near cumming
>each time she stops, she says eventually her mouth/jaw hurts
>a while later, we have guests over and we sleep in the guest room and she decides to give it a shot again
>she's going at it
>get close this time and decide to basically force it by doing what I do when I urinate
>she is surprised by me cumming in her mouth
>I think "did I just pee in her mouth?"
>she shows me the cum and I'm relieved
>she wants to share it with me but I recoil
>she swallows it and wants to kiss me, but I also recoil

Do girls normally want to "share" the cum and taste?
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>>9973597
it was probably a mutual bonding idea for her. Never shy away from what a girl WANTS to do. Be thankful she wants to do anything at all!

i once got a bj from my girl, and it doesnt happen often so i said "when i come in your mouth come give me a kiss". we ate sperm lol. i thought it would open her up to doing more fun things, but it didnt. its just gross to her.

girls are dumb, but you got a winner.
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>>9973597
My ex always wanted to do that... weird fetish of them girls
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>>9973616

Are you a troll or actually autistic?
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>>9966478
>Now THAT was unexpected
>studio laughter track
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>>9966286
why didn't he just bust in her mouth....
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>>9973597
it's a power thing, they think they have some sort of dominance over you when they do it.

>source
>my ex
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>>9973726
rofl
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>>9969204
I thought the same thing. But when I was actually getting my first blowjob I was so nervous I never actually came.
>she became board
>we started fucking in stead
>still never came
>now she thinks she's ugly

Anything can happen on your first time
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>>9973766
Hahaha
Me too
:/
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>>9966666
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>>9968921
I didn't realize this was a YLYL thread. Anyway I fucking lost.
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>>9966478
that boy's got quite the shotgun doesnt he
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>>9973597

>Not wanting to reward your woman with a passionate kiss after she swallowed your load after a nice dick sucking session

Are you a god damn faggot or something?
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>>9973247
this is begging for a slow motion Vietnam flashback edit...
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>>9966326
man i miss when jillian was thicc
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>>9972368
Don't most women orgasm during rape?
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>>9969249

Dude many people live with it their whole lives. Stop being a bitch. If it happens, own it and deal with it. Most girls don't give a shit anyway, as long as you don't roll over and go to sleep immediately after.

You've still got a face and fingers. You just had a good time, make sure she does as well. Do good work and you'll be ready for round two in a few minutes.

Stop looking to porn to tell you how to have sex.
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>>9969686
>https://openload co/f/-yMX6lJo19s
thank you good sir
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>>9972000
This

The majority I have been with just lay there and expect you to do everything. I actually go out of my way to compliment the ones who do more.
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>>9972953
dude ...
in 4chan we all are "THAT guy"
also
it sound similar in 1:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXq-JP8w5H4
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>>9970062
neck yourself retard
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>>9972426
feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwaTwNvkoPo
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>>9973247
Here you go lads.
http://spankbang.com/7qh1/video/roxanne+rae+jessica+ robbin

Just fix the space at the end.
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>>9966824
I still jump when toast comes out of a toaster
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>>9969204
you don't have a choice though... No one would ever fuck you beta
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>>9973952
you might just have shitty taste or be in a terrible city
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>>9973726
Someone please edit the video and add this in
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>>9966824
You've probably never given a blowjob :^)
Its a little surprising
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>>9974308
this is good post
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Unexpect
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>>9973479
song?
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kind of unexpected
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>>9974565
umm no
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>>9973479
Sauce on the song, pl0x.
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>>9970168
jeez, way to sound facetious... friend
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>>9973249
man, the porn business is retarded
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>>9966825
Aria alexander
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>>9974279
Godspeed anon
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>>9972426
me too anon
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>>9966824

Imagine being this retarded and not realizing that flinching is a normal reaction to something unexpected coming at you.
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>>9969971
You can't laugh with your lover? Then who *can* you laugh with?

Some of you guys have some weird ideas about how all this works.
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>>9969204

I'm not sure how you can draw parallels to rape and consensual oral. Also, oral doesn't really make you cum fast. At least, it never did for me, and I've had 3 different girls suck my dick. It could be that they weren't very good at it, but I also lasted a while while fucking. Quit being such a little bitch about it and just have fun with it.
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>>9969971

You should probably get out of the house first, buddy. Unless you're paying for prostitutes, you can't exactly get laid by staying home all day.
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>>9971540
Being hit while forcing someone to let you cum wherever you want?
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>>9973340
Leanni Lei
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>>9972082
anyone who wants to have sex again you mong
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>>9972947
Keep hope alive. It's one of my favorites.

huge_cock_gets_handjob_and_blowjob_from_amateur_girlfriend_complete_with_premat
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>>9973247

That guy's dick is so fucking ugly, holy shit. Makes me feel so much better about mine.
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>>9974763
too pudgy to be aria>>9966825
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>>9973751

I wonder if people that post shit like this actually function well in society?
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>>9967496
kek
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>>9970619
i thought the YLYL was another thread.

Fucking lost it
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>>9974537
underrated holy shit
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>>9971312
name of blonde?
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>>9973766
>she became board

Oh no. I'm so sorry to hear that. What kind of wood was she?
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>>9969204

idk man I was scared for my first time as well, but turns out I never ejaculated prematurely

see problem is that since I was a kid I had a really tight foreskin, so the act of sex made me hurt at first. With time though I eventually learned to go at it without cumming too fast, when it stopped hurting of course

Nowadays I only come fast if I get too horny from the girl being really into it, like moaning a lot and stuff like that.
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>>9973597

Well, after I go down on my gf I always kiss her so....
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>>9975176
Well played
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>>9967203
That thing she does with her tongue while she's sucking his dick is the hottest thing I've ever seen holy shit.
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>>9971570
From the grassy knoll
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>>9974565
For someone whose job it is to fuck she's terrible at it.
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>>9974512
Ill second that
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>>9967742
is that dick synthol?
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>>9966286
he makes a sound like a headcrab zombie in Half-Life 2 when he cums
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>>9967811
GOTTEM
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>>9966286
>cum on the camera
like a first person shooter
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>>9971620
Source?
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>>9970793
they didn't
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>>9973527
>>9974562
>>9974676

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxwtBXCw0Sc
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>>9968921
I've done this exact same shit. Bout to cum, go to stand on bed, foot slips off edge and lands on thin metal bedframe. Sit there in pain with a broken foot, as I just cum everywhere. We had a giggle after the initial pain spike subsided.
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>>9966326
woulda just busted inside
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>>9966478
I'm pretty sure this would happn to me so that's one of the reasons I've chosen to live and die as a permavirgin.

On the other hand, I'd like to find a girl that I trust enough and that would not mock me for somethig like this. But I know that's an impossible dream.
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>>9966478
anyone having experience holding cum like this? does it hurt? is it dangerous? im afraid my penis will bleeding
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>>9975552
Good God, man. What are you, fourteen? You'll learn how to control it.
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>>9969047
confirmed
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>>9975579
Hell yea it hurts. No real danger though, just what's called a retrograde ejaculation (it goes into your bladder). Not sure if I would do it all the time.
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>>9968921
I never expected to cum while laughing this hard, 10/10 experience
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>>9975584
I'm 33. It's sad.
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>>9966478

Aww the way she gives him a hug like "awww poor baby couldn't hold back his cum."

This is my new fetish.
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>>9971501
deliver sauce
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>>9973924
Not all
>>9973952
Stop doing fat chicks
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>>9973534
ain't you a special snowflake. Fucking millenials
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>>9973834
kek
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>>9973692
>>9973692

HAHAH I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING THANKYOU
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Just goes to show that black guys, or guys with big dicks ain't always the best...

But honestly, I don't see PE as an issue...For some women, it's a turn on knowing they can make a guy pop quick, Others they'd rather it be over quicker, then you get the few like OP posted that laugh about it... I am like, You know what the fuck you are doing and you know it's gonna happen...

Then for guys, it sometimes does suck, because a quick orgasm doesn't always feel the best.
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>>9971529
sauce?
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>>9975022
why shouldn't they ?
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>>9970006
Dude, I'm a horrible premature ejaculator. Terrible. My gf and I have been together about 3 years and it takes almost nothing for me to start spurting like Old Faithful.

We've worked on it to try to extend my time, mainly because it bothers me. For what it's worth, we typically do foreplay that gets her off pretty quickly - massage, fingers, toys, tongue, and she nearly always manages to cum. She ends up feeling a little guilty because we spend like 30 minutes on her and then 30 seconds on me... but she has told me since the beginning that she finds it hot that being with her gets me off so quickly, especially since I make sure she's taken care of first.

A word of advice, though - if you DO want to last longer, skip foreplay on her and do it after you cum. We realized that all of the stuff I was doing to her was getting me so worked up that I was at a hair trigger. If I'm kind of selfish and let her work on me first (for example, we start off with just a little making out and then I sort of "take what I want") I last longer.

We've also worked on not worrying if I cum quickly, just letting me shift to her for a while, then having her try the challenge of getting me ready for round 2. This is remarkably fun. She usually can if she starts to give me a BJ with a little prostate massage, or starts talking dirty in my ear while giving me a lubed handjob. Round 2 is always a more reasonable time, like 15 minutes.
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>>9967777
checked
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>>9976234

You got lucky, Some women don't like that... but I always tell my girlfriend the reason I focus so much on her pleasure is because her getting off is more important, and I know almost nothing makes me last long enough to really get her off. We usually start with typical foreplay (Heavy kissing, petting, clothes off slowly, sometimes a massage, I finger her and do oral, sometimes she will rub me through my pants / underwear / naked, but rarely. (Mostly because this has caused me to blow before penetration)

She's never been bothered by it, she has said before the few times I have lasted TOO long it started to get uncomfortable / hurt.

It's all about sacrifice, really.

Skipping foreplay can suck, Mostly for her because she isn't fully ready and it can hurt her more than usual (Mostly because she isn't wet enough / ready for penetration) Yes, I know that's what lube is for, but it sometimes doesn't feel as special breaking out a bottle of lube.
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>>9975552
Because cumming early is the reason you will die a virgin. uh huh, sure
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>>9976234
i have this problem with my girlfriend. usually i last decently long, but she always wants to do the most intense forplay shit like grinding on me and shit, so by the time i do put it in (if we've been doing intense forplay) i only last long enough for her to cum once (it doesnt help that we go to different schools so i only get to see her once or twice a week and she's mad tight)
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Why is everyone all messed up about cumming fast?
I can cum and stay hard and keep going for a second shot.
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>>9976234
Wow, I sympathize with all the work you need to put into this. I have huge stamina (I basically cum whenever I decide to), but my gf always cum before me and this is at least 15 min in. We tried to have me cum first, then work on her a bit and get me going at it again, but after the first orgasm I'm basically not interested anymore so I just can't imagine having to do it for 30 whole minutes after.

Your foreplay sounds hot as fuck though. Too bad my gf wants me in her after 10 min.
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>>9967175

There's a great one of hers where's she's giving a handjob (I think against that curtain she uses sometimes) and the dude comes early and she breaks character and laughs at it

Women acting naturally and genuinely having fun around sex is one of the hottest things going so I'm super frustrated I've never been able to find it again.
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>>9974565
who is she?
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>>9974987
you're alright
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>>9976086
Don't try to use big boy words that you can't even spell, okay dumbass?
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>>9971312
>>9973007
>>9975155
Brooke Banner
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>>9974537
>most muslims don't
>I've never met a muslim that
>what about the crusades?
>in the old testament
>imperialism
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>>9975272
Made me laugh
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>>9974565

Yeah, when she got off and you could see she didn't have a dick I was genuinely surprised.
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>>9976339
Her tits are fucking horrible.
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https://youtu.be/u2KIvVT86aA
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>>9975552
>But I know that's an impossible dream.

Every girl I've been with (sluts included) have always understood everytime I couldn't get it hard. Cumming early means nothing, just get it hard again and keep going.

Stop making excuses and go get some pussy ffs.
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>>9976339
His dick is tiny for porn.
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>>9969233

Dude the best friend of black porn is the camera angle. Most of them have dicks between 15-18 cm. Mandingo have a dick of 22cm. Do you want good fucking and nice and big cocks? see only white porn.

Black porn is a fucking lie. But works for intensive stupid faggots.
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>>9976339
Those are the worst tits I've ever seen
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>>9975728
oh my. Some women have a thing for under experienced nerdos, though
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>>9973483
Everyone fucks up and blows it quick every now and again. Haven't met the woman yet that has an issue with her man not being able to control himself once in awhile.

If it's early in a relationship or a one night thing, then rally and blame it on how good of a fuck/suck she is. Score points, save face, make her feel good. Turn it into a win. You came anyway.
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>>9976902
You seem insecure.
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>>9970062
kek
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>>9974537
'takbear'
kek
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>>9967742
her question mark face is so adorable i cant jack off to this
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>>9974884
>I'm not sure how you can draw parallels to rape and consensual oral.

My point was that I have heard many stories about how girls have orgasmed from being raped and feel humiliated about it, but they get a lot of supportive comments about it from people, the main one being "don't worry, an orgasm is just a normal biological reaction to sex, don't feel shame about it".

Yet a guy can be having consensual sex with a girl, likely one who he finds at least somewhat attractive and there's a bit of an emotional connection with, who is actively trying to make him orgasm with her tongue, hand, pussy, ass, words, whatever, yet if he orgasms quickly from that, he deserves to be ridiculed and insulted for it
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My issue with this is after I blow I go soft, so fucking afterwards is kind of dissatisfying for her. I'm debating getting a cock ring, but I'm unsure how much they actually help. Any one else have experience with them?
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