MOST LEFT FIELD WEIRD SHIT part2

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>>9960541
>>9960563
Woops

>>9960576
When you tap that ass so fast it smokes

>>9960576
the fuck did you make me watch

>>9960576
I came.

>>9960533
fuck where can i find more of this

>>9960576
we get it, you vape

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>>9960811
No idea. Found on the internets. Im sure someone will come around that does.

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>>9960533
Part 1 of that weird shit

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Well this one was posted not too long ago but man its too funny and weird to leave out so fuck it.

>>9960533
>>9961044
Found sauce

https://pl.xhamster.com/movies/1121115/released_from_chastity_with_numbing_cream.html

>>9960533
just noticed this autist cuck has baby booties on

>>9960576
ylyl is lost, needs audio badly

>>9961024
Welcome to Smyrna, Delaware.

>>9960509
>nutted on
>quantum leaps back home
pottery.

>>9961099
Couldnt find an audio one. But hey you can see where it came from. Off you go on your quest anon. Bring back the spoils of your hunt for vape snatch.

>>9961074
Well that was quick.

>>9960811
tease and denial porn, plenty of it

>>9960576
1/10 Not even any rings. She needs practice.

>>9960491
you know thats just a photoshopped face

>>9961755
Oh fuc thank you so much I was like 'man is that real' but then u showed up and I was lie 'oh fuck thank you so much' I was like 'is that real' but then you cam and I was like 'oh fuc thank u so much'

>>9961755
Lol

>>9960491
>angela anaconda

>>9961800
Sure why not that scary ass "kids show" gal.

>>9961065
That's one way to give 'head'.

>>9961831
There it is. Anon is legend

>>9960811
probably in another two months

>>9962170
The future of teaching.

>>9962170
Sauce?

>>9962170
Can somebody sauce this for me?

>>9962438
Wut

>>9962438
>filename
yeah, i know what it is.

>>9960509
ghost loads

>>9963885
I'M GONNA NEED SOURCE FOR THIS PLS

>>9965202
[DASD259] Guaranteed To Make Women Cum! The Worlds Biggest Vibrator In Ass An Koshi JAV Tube

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>>9965477
thanks white brother

>>9965677
wtf? why his dick curve?

>>9960491
i request a web for a cutted penis trans cuming from "her" vagina

>>9965656
enough internet for today

>>9965677
ok satan

>>9961065
i wish i had two midget money. I read somewhere that they're double the price, not half, like you;'d think.

>>9962438
fuck this makes laugh every time

>>9962438
Sauce? For a friend....

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>>9962438

>>9967286
This reminds me of the Alien series

>>9967283
kyle jenner lip challenge

>>9967307
That filename holy kek

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>>9960494
wait, which episode was that from?

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>>9960494
> reverse image search
> ...
> what the FUCK

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>>9966755
he was denied Obamacare when he went for penis surgery for phimosis, and he had to go to one of those cheap clinics in Indonesia.

>>9967950
nice! completely degenerate!

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>>9967950

>>9960521
Top level.

not that weird,
but really hot

http://www.xvideos.com/video25084777/beat_the_cock_funny_sports_quiz#_tabComments

need more of this stuff

>>9967060
i want transexual nigger midgets tho

>>9967950
>this must be what a baby really thinks about
good rendition. i would feel 100% comfortable leaving my child with this man.

>>9960491
Holly doesn't deserve this lmao

>>9967950
Casey neistat?

>>9960521

kek'd

>>9967283
It looks like Daffy Duck got his beak blown off his face and onto this girl's crotch.

>>9962438
this isnt even porn anymore, its straight torture

>>9966841
dude seeing this webm is proof that youre getting to the good shit

>>9962560
The future of the filthy frank show

>>9960501
kek

>>9960521
holy shit kek

>>9968666
Holy shit, them digits

>>9960533
>Didn't cum on the orders of a woman for a month or more
> Only allowed to cum into a cum toy, provided by a woman.
>Being not just Beta, this faggot went full Omega.
>Never go full Omega

>>9967283
permanent damage

>>9961044
>Cutfag spends 8 weeks in a chastity clamp
>Cutfags complain about uncutfags dick cheese
>Where is your god now?

>>9961065
>Midgets doing midget things

>>9968110
Enjoy your pint-sized aids.

>>9962438

>Meanwhile, in Sweden...

What the fuck is even happening here?

>>9963885
>>9969199

>>9960521
you. I like you.

>>9968991
It's more like not wanting to relive the cancer. There's more than enough of that going around.

>>9960576
top kek

>>9967950
Kill it with fire

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>>9969243

>>9965677
He stole some dude's foreskin!

>>9965656
Moar like this!

>>9969231
if he'd put some washing-up gloves on his feet, and stuck some googly eyes to his scrotum, that would have been perfect.

>>9960576
Vaping really is for pussies

>>9969219
I require the lamb sauce

>>9969243
wow this is horrifying

>>9969260
thats your issue
not that he is the most cucked beta manlet ever to stain this earth.
there is no god

>>9962560
Never nuke a country twice

>>9962170
kek

>>9967950
I feel a certain reassurance when I watch shit like this--knowing I still have a long way to go to reach this level of trash

>>9960521
what the fuck did i just see... you sir won this thread

>>9969219
Sauce

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>>9969219
sauce

>>9960521
Leopold!

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>>9960521

>>9961999
underrated

>>9967950
After his initial success and Oscar, Smeagol's carreer plummeted abysmally.

>>9969773
heh. i can hear the Rossini, watching that.

>>9969540
Some what gloves, you fucking barbarian?

>>9969824
sorry, i meant some RECTAL FISTING gloves. better?

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>>9960521

>>9967950
Not a good webm to open at 4am

>>9969219
Pass the sauce, Nigga.

>>9965656
Woah buddy, we come to 4chin to escape, not to have a mirror held up to us

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>>9967283

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>>9970732

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>>9968616
Lmao. Someone gets it.

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>>9960576
Lol. My weird ass shit thread is decent. Well better upload some more weird shit.

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>>9960521
OP here, I cant NOT hear that music playing in my head as i watch this gif. Fucking looney tunes. Well better upload more weird shit.

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>>9967950

>>9969231
well my trip to silent hill is complete.

>>9969219
sauce please

>>9970940
sauce pls

>>9960491
There was like 1000+ weird porn gifs in this pastebin posted a month or two ago, but most of the links are dead:

http://pastebin.com/2vxywAKV

Did anyone download them all when they were first posted? If so, could you re-upload them?

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>>9971003
Thats a tall order my friend. It may require a part 3,4,5,6, or even 7 of this thread. I will dwell on it though. Its pretty IMPOSSIBRU that someone saved ALL of them. I have a good bit but damn.

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>>9971035
That and also most people around here HATE gifs now. Its pretty hard to find some good weird shit WEBM's of all that odd shit. I know i said all qualities welcome but fuck it all if I don't wanna just post webms. We shall see though.

>>9969197
Omegas don't care about others they fly solo. That is as beta as it gets.

>>9970797
He, he, almost made me laugh.

>>9967307
>>9967283
These people should be denied healthcare.

>>9965605
whats this

>>9960516
>kek

>>9960516
Butter face but it looks like it would be a meaty pussy along with them thighs. That pervy glance at the camera tho.

>>9969219
I found it! Pardon link.. http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=monkey+monster+fucks+girl&view=detail&mid=9A7022CF76B0CFDFDFC49A7022CF76B0CFDFDFC4&FORM=VRRTAP

>>9967950
dude...... like......... wtf

>>9971166
aarrrrrrggggghhhh whyyyyy!!!! why would anyone do this

>>9970983
this is hilarious whats it from? I want to quietly put it on at a social gathering then walk away

>>9971003
>>9971035
>>9971049
I meant the zip files, dude. Just upload the zip files and post the links.

>>9960501
whut the hell Bobby!

>>9971524
I know what you meant. I just dont have it and im saying, but i have a lot OF THEM. And to post it would take too long and no i wont zip em and upload to a file share site.

>>9971207
>butterface
that's the perfect face though

>>9971455
Tromeo & Juliet

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>>9971563
Didnt say i wouldnt bang. Shit i would eat that ass out, its just an observation and compliment sandwich.

>>9967307
must be fake lel

>>9971292
Ach, it's gone.

>>9967950
summit1g?

Anyone have the weird as fuck one with the literal retard with a camera?

>>9960521
Eh whats up doc

>>9960576
We get it you vape

>>9963023
I thought the same thing. lol I can't watch that shit ever again.

>>9970134
sauce?

>>9971435
holy fuck sauce pls

what are these called anyways?

>>9970126
When straight porn is gayer than gay porn

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>>9965656
>that turbo boost near the end

How many fetishes are crammed into this one webm?

>>9962438
Ive got a fever...

>>9969641
Obviously twice wasn't enough

>>9971171
ewww

the funny thing is that "his" deep voice doesn't differ from a black woman's

>>9961100
Hahahaha. Or New Castle.

>>9969641
>Never nuke a country twice
>Never nuke a country *only* twice

Fixed that for you

>>9972392
Jesus. Segal has really packed it on over the years, eh? I can't remember the last movie I watched with him in it... Might have been Air Force One, and all he did in that movie was basically get sucked out of the plane at high altitude within the fist 10 minutes. What is this from?

>>9972525
Samefag here, correction: Executive Decision

Don't hate me

>>9969103
2 true

>>9960509
>implying a filthy hippy would wear underwear

>>9972620
Lets hope this leap . . . Will be the leap home. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah

>>9972681
What is this? Hot water?

>>9972723
High pressure

>>9967283
This is gonna haunt my dreams

>>9968616
But Ross does. (Ross is actually the coolest one, he doesn't get enough love)

>>9972120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

>>9972723
Imagine being stung by thousands of needles every second. That's what high pressure water feels like.

This is actually pretty shocking, even for BDSM porn. The risk of injecting water and possibly air subcutaneously from a high pressure nozzle like this is not trivial, and they should be treated with the same care and respect as a loaded gun (ie: don't point them at anyone that you don't intend to kill outright).

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>>9967283

>>9962438
Fucking Germans

>>9960521
TOP KEK

>>9969219
sauce still?

>>9962560
it makes me sad that these women are almost certainly being trafficked

>>9973316

That's actually really hot

>>9973316
holy mother of god... this makes me want to kill myself

>>9972897
It requires a fuck of a lot of air injection to kill you and water won't do anything. nice try at sounding smart faggot

>>9971435
god damn this is too real

>>9971166
nobody forgets their first goatse

>>9973462
thank you

>>9969197
Pretty much looks like this IS how he gets off there.

>>9973462
You monster

>>9960576
I'm gonna have to ask for sauce.

>>9960501
wuss poppin peggy

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>>9967950

>>9969197
>Omega
He isn't an omega. Omegas don't care what people think of him, while alphas do. NOT to be confused with Gammas. Betas are the faggots. This guy is a beta.

Don't get me started on Sigmas, they are fucking weird.

>>9971630
Its a vacuum chamber

>>9970797
still a better Joker than Leto

>>9969219
It's an old French movie titled La Bete I believe, translates to The Beast. It's a weird film but this part lasts a while and is pretty fapworthy.

>>9973688
What's a sigma?

>>9969243
I would still let her succ me into the 5th dimension.

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>>9970797
I want more of that girl

>>9973966
Ninja sex party. Yes. Fuck ninja brian btw. Lol

>>9973764
>La Bete
Thanks!

>>9967868
all of my kek
>thx mate

>>9972392
holy shit, its like hes never touched a woman before.

>>9969243
literally what my last trip was like

>>9970134
I swear she is being trafficked

>>9965656
D-dad?

>>9962170
I feel like this could be an effective method of teaching.

>>9973462
okay, this is where i draw the line. ban this sick filth, mods.

>>9972836
Nah, Ross is an obnoxious faggot. Holly is sexy af though. Would bang.

>>9973406
actually it can kill you
>in a really really slow and really painfull way

>>9971545
you could just use the same site

>>9967950
wasn't that the dude who was obsessed with leafy life a year ago?

>>9972836
Ross is fucking terrible.

>>9970134
welcome to the rice fields

>>9960521

Come into my shop.
Let me cut your mop.
Let me shave your crop.
Daaaaaaintily. Daaaaaaintily.

>>9970126
Linus Tech Tips?

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>>9974209
>>9973800
>>9971891
>>9970701
>>9969976
>>9968741
The toppest of keks

>>9973316
What the fuck is that spray doing? Like how does that fucking work. Also I wish I could give her something for doing something I would never fucking do.

>>9960533
pretty much the gayest thing ive ever jacked off to
worse than traps/ladyboys/etc

coming to /gif/ today was truly a big mistake

>>9962560
Mario Kart VR?

>>9969540
Holy fuck the googly eyes killed me

>>9965656
A timeless classic

>>9965677
That dick has seen combat.

>>9967976
degenerate means same energy level in organic chemistry

>>9968666
>Casey neistat
yes

>>9970134
this dude got paid to shoot a naked japanese girl with an airsoft gun. i'm jealous

>>9974043
Don't be mad that you don't have a PhD like he does

>>9960521
it just came out from the left field

>>9974460
Welcome to the rice fields
This is how my nipple feels
Buy some amphibians
I can give you nice deals
Rubbing on my nipples till it's bleeding
Believe us, the salamander's got a huge penis
If you wanna do the dance then be careful
All you gotta do is hump the air and rub your nipples
Fuck frogs, fuck toads, fuck newts, fuck the animals
The salamander's number one
Look at these nipples
Look at these nipples
Look at these nipples
Look at these nipples motherfucker they are beautiful

>>9967950
is that pewdiepie

> this fucking thread
I've been here for years and I still get fucking surprised about the shit I see here

>>9969840
Bet you have twelve pairs of those you anally gaped homosexual

>>9970126
That tranny tried to pick me up at a bar once. Dodged a bullet there.

>>9971166
Was anyone else hoping it would tear?

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>>9974769

>>9974655
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it was some sort of alcohol. It'd be important to sanitize all those lacerations while at the same time, given that this is a BDSM fetish shoot, an alcohol spray would crank up the pain significantly = better fap material for the faggots that enjoy this sort of thing.

In any case, whatever this was, it's many levels of fucked up.

>>9973462
Not the faggotree that I was expecting. Pleasantly surprised.

>>9960533
I've seen a lot but this...

>>9975417
tell me the words?

>>9969231
LOL, at first I thought someone is headbanging xD

>>9971191
>The Submission Of Emma Marx
Read the filename, faggot.

>>9971445
Love this ... source please

>>9973316
source please

>>9973555
i've seen that cunt before, pretty sure it's raisa wets or something like that

>>9972218
I tried this
Don't try this

>>9960920
Top kek

>>9962438
the fucking music is what gets me every time

>>9972681
This is fake.
As in, it's not the usual shop bought pressure washer. This would have been adapted to have a much lower pressure so as to make it safe.
Don't get me wrong, you can see it hurts, but she's not being seriously injured.

When I was a kid my thick as shit sister thought it would be funny to spray me at short range with full pressure on bare skin. Blew a chunk of flesh right out of my side and tore a strip of skin across my back. I was lucky the main focus was on a rib or I'd have lost a lung or something.

Tl;dr
Don't do this. Sister almost killed me by doing it.

>>9972392
> Actually being how Segal has sex

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>>9976515
Funniest thing is that he never removes his clothing in sex scenes

>>9973462
And I was expecting the dog to at least throatfuck that baby.

>>9972681
how much do you think they get paid for this shit?

I wouldn't do it for less then 10.000 and a guarentee i leave that place still fertile

>>9965656
It's been said once, and I'll say it now.

This man, this god, is experiencing Nirvana, in the form of masturbation, and other people just laugh at him.

He's the one who truly deserves to laugh.

>>9971004
Looks like a fucking ventriloquist show

>>9973763
kek

>>9975338
>That tranny tried to pick me up at a bar once. Dodged a bullet there.

Unless you're talking about an industrial crane, I don't think any normal person can pick a fatass neckbeard like you.

>>9973688
Sigmas? Ha, it's the phis, chis & psis that really cross the line.

>>9972723
I think it's a sort of Kärcher, high pressure water. I once put my finger just in front of the tap and it nearly lost the finger, this shit is a hell of a water jet

>>9976498
so many anal and rectal infections going on here

>>9972218
Well, she's clean now.

>>9976512
I'm not sure sure its "fake". That looks like a real pressure sprayer to me and I wouldn't be suprised if the blindfolded woman had skin injury from it. Just because its being filmed doesn't mean its safe.

Anyway, I also have a 2 x 1/2" long scar on my hand from skin ripped off by a pressure washer, so yeah. . .I don't think this is a good idea, either.

>>9975338
I would fucking pay to fuck Bailey Jay get your shit together mayn.

>>9962170
when i see any sort of role play or intricate sex toys i just imagine setting up for stuff like that, and that part is weird to me
i'll just jerk or bang my wife thanks

>>9968028
jake and amir <3

>>9969219
does anyone remember the sex scene from Swamp Thing?

>>9972681
its first time i see hungarian 'porn' on this board, and its the most fucked up so far

>>9977176
He didn't say it wasn't a real sprayer, he said it was a weaker blast.

>>9971954
Degenerates

>>9969219
http://www.cda.pl/video/92484069

>>9965656
Wow.

>>9960576
Now that was smoking hot!

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>>9962170
Just when I thought I had fapped to everything. Educational Porn reveals itself to me.

>>9969586
it has been located

>>9975338
people lying on the internet are so fucking obvious. did you actually think you would trick anyone on fucking 4chan into thinking linetrap tried picking your dumb ass up at a bar?

>>9970988
and this is where my journey ends.....

>>9967286
Looks like Cells first form....

>>9967950
holy shit. i lost so fuckin' hard that i can't even... dude i've never laugh this hard ever before. that fart wtf?!?!?! pretty sure he shat himself.

>>9960521
Was not ready for that
keks were had

>>9972392
He just looks confused and scared.

>>9960576
vape naysh yall

>>9969243
But I wanna see her tits tho

>>9970294
Source?

>>9979556
Did she died?

>>9960501

Dang It, Bobby!

>>9960504

Furries don't count, that shit's weird by default.

>>9962560
I must've missed that episode of Takeshi's Castle...

>>9979556
Wait... Nah

>>9973406
>It requires a fuck of a lot of air injection to kill you and water won't do anything.

>Human case reports suggest that injecting more than 100 mL of air into the venous system at rates greater than 100 mL/s can be fatal
>The amount of arterial gas embolism that causes symptoms depends on location - 2 mL of air in the cerebral circulation can be fatal, while 0.5 mL of air into a coronary artery can cause cardiac arrest.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_embolism

Educate yourself, you filthy nigger.

For reference, 0.5 mL is equivalent to your average 1L (34oz) soda beverage bottle divided into 2000 parts.

>water won't do anything
You seem to have forgotten what the bacteria found in even the cleanest tap water can do when injected deep into the muscle and fatty tissues beneath the skin. You're looking at a raging, fast-spreading infection requiring hospitalization in order to treat properly, minimum. Worst case, they start amputating limbs or you die of septicemia - it all depends on how long you wait before you seek medical aid.

tl;dr This ignorant nigger doesn't know shit. Don't listen to him. He'll get you killed.