girls your mother wouldn't approve of

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what if the girl is my mother?

>>9908184
>ugly tattoos
Even I don't approve of it.

>>9908184
who is she?

>>9908415
nvm. I found her. harliequinnx

>>9908184
But there's already a black girls thread

>>9908203
Yeah, I'm a big fan of tats... but hers are blech.

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>>9908200
What if the mother is your grandmother

>>9908473
hate to break it to you, but that's a guy

you should read op's request again, and maybe check if your pp is ok

>>9908565
>tries to be right
>still wrong
>doesn't understand the point of the thread

>>9908565
when i see a lack of sense of humor mixed with self superiority and condescension, i just assume autism or assbergers.

>>9908199
source plz

>>9908184
Things my mother wouldn't approve of? Can i post a gif of myself then?

>>9908664
>hahahah funny XDdDD

>>9908659
I love her eyes/face. I really want to fuck her

>>9908206
Lol, she looks like a chubby version of my ex. Sauce?

>>9908659
Sauce?

>>9908200
T H I C C
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>>9908184
oh fucking gross those ears. she was pretty cute til she showed those monstrosities off

>>9908723

The bottom left of the webm

Nina Chrome

>>9908708
marilyn mayson

>>9908801
Yeah, total boner kill.

>>9908508
> dat slavic hip flexibility

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>>9908206
lol I own this exact toy for my lady friend

>>9908872
Is octopus ass tats a new thing? Its weird?

>>9908872
what a fugly tattoo, no amount of ass can fix that shit

>>9908801
>>9908850

She just had surgery to get them returned to normal.

https://twitter.com/Harliequinnx/status/809509766070501376

>>9908659
more of her

>>9908491
literally only came here to say this, you have no idea how gutted i am that you posted first. Now back to finding something for a wank..

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>>9908508
Ever fucked a lavalamp?

>>9908588
>tries to correct the correct guy
>still incorrect
>will always be incorrect

>>9908184
I don't think my mother would approve any girl that's recorded porn, you idiot

>>9908184
My mom would just be happy that I brought over a girl, then compliment her on having nice tits. Then my mom and sister would subtly try to cop a feel while my moms bf would give her a titty twister. an electric fly swatter and cattle prod may come out if the bf gets anyone in the hot tub.

>>9909488
u made my morning, thanks lol

>>9908613
100%

>>9908473
my mom would never know she has a beautiful rich dick.

>>9909112
Those things look like pussy lips without the rings or whatever on, i never knew i had this fetish, i want to put my dick in them.

>>9908200
this kills the erection

>>9908203
truth.
i love tattoos on women, but hers are fucking awful.

>>9908565
kill yourself
also "pp"
kill yourself again

>>9908852
>slav
I think those're what's known is the scientific community as "Mexicans."

>>9908184
>I want a picture of an octopus on my tits. For the rest of my life

where are all the black bitches?
My mom definitely wouldn't approve.

>>9908184
the type of girl to have anal sex in your parents bed

>>9908184
>Ear Stretching
fucking cancer

>>9910542
girls name?

>>9910832
albert einstein.

>>9909768
So anon when are we going to have grandchildren?

>>9908184

For those tits, fuck my family.

>>9908184
all muslims

>>9910980
hear, hear

>>9911003
So you're a kike?

>>9910542
fallout 3 raider-fucking mod?

>>9910538
Yeah, my mom wouldn't approve of me with a 14 year old black girl either.

>>9910542

sauce on girl

>>9908199
whats this from

>>9911024
No family would want to suddenly have a muslim relative unless they are muslims themself, maybe they wont say it out loud if they are pussys but no father or mother will be happy with their grandchildren growing up to be positional muslims.

>>9911265
>>9910832
Bella Bellz

>>9910832
>>9911265
http://www.julesjordan.com/trial/models/bella-bellz.html

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parents would not approve of me dating a fat woman.
Never be that black dude dating the fat girl

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>>9908184

well...i mean i'd still fug her. Man of all the awful things though, the finger tats. the FUCKING finger tats are the worst. Because thats what I want to see when you wrap your hand around my cock, something that reminds me of a convict.

The only chauvinistic idea i harbor stems directly from things like this. Women, for some reason, ugly themselves. Too much make-up, stupid haircuts, dumb clothes, all because they think it will be a good replacement for the complete lack of a personality, but it is more demonstrative of your complete lack of self worth and forward thinking.

I would make it against the law for women to get tattoos. it would be my only sexist law.

we need a new version of suicide girls, called "pure white girls" where the selling point is, they have no tatts, no stupid nails, no dumbass piercings and no ugly hair colors or cuts.

>tfw your mom would not only approve of tattooed girls with hair dyed unnatural colors, but would probably prefer it

>>9911521
Vanilla porn already exists, normie.

>>9908565
> being this retarded

>>9908659
Considering I'm in a swimsuit with striped stockings, cat ears, a huge fluffy tail hanging between my legs, fluffy leg warmers a collar and a leash between my breasts... i know i'm missing my bells...

Approved!

>>9908184
The sad think my parents would approve every girl at this point so they can say im not gay

>>9908664
>m e t o o t h a n k s lololol

>>9908508
not dating a girl with 4+ asses

>>9908184
youjizz com/videos/tattoos-and-big-tits-28615801.html

> my pleasure

>>9908872
is it just me or do those tattoo snakes spell POOP

>>9908508
this can't be real

>>9911544

No not vanilla porn, vanilla chicks. even in vanilla hj>bj>CowGirl>ReverseCowgirl>anal>cumshot porn, there are these techo haired, septum pierced, tatted up girls. hate it.

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>>9908872
Look what I have.

>>9912651
Pretty fucking beautyful

>>9911470

>Never be that black dude dating the fat girl

Same. All my cousins date huge women. My father and uncles talk shit about it all the time. Am black, only date thin women.

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>>9909488
my sides

>>9911674
are in orbit

>>9908659
Is that a fucking dog penis? Wtf?

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way too old for me and sort of a bimbo, but i'd pound her to oblivion

>>9908508
She looks like she melted.

>>9911499
Personally, I hate her fucking ears. I was all fine and erect till I caught a glimpse of her left ear through her hair and immediately lost the will to fuck this unholy hand of mine, and instead vomit into a toilet.

I can't STAND gauges/ plugs/ what have you.

>>9912830
dat moment you pop a boner to an otherwise shit thread gg m8

>>9908206
Sound?

>>9908481
Just a dudes voice.

>>9909590
kek

>>9908565
Its okay everyone talkin shit are just pissed because they have to deal with the realization they are gay because they like guys dressed as girls. Cancer

>>9911174
Who wants to date a nigger anyway

>>9911861

Nice.

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>>9908508

>>9908184
Why would she ruin herself with those terrible tats, and her stupid ears?

She could get a great guy, and has voluntarily consigned herself to only attracting losers. Idiot.

>>9912733
>>9911470

Do you want to date fat chicks, man? It's ok. The fat sex...it's....it's awesome.

I'm white, my girl is black, and she, when we first started dating, was a pretty big girl. She works out more than me now, lost something like 65 pounds in this last year. Sex between now and then? I dunno, I guess I'd say they're their own types of special. She's much more athletic now, so bump for thinness, but I never saw anything wrong with her curves when she had more of them.

>>9908200
Anyone have a vid of the results of the surgery? I'm curious...

>>9913237
XD

What's that from? Fucking killed me

>>9911470
Love me some myriamburton

>>9913275
seriously.

>>9912894
It's okay she wouldn't fuck you anyways lol

>>9908508
jesus, your mother wouldnt approve of, not a fucking french crane

>>9913275
Hop off your own cock buddy.

>>9908415
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5714202ec7b1d

>>9908473
Sauce? I'm pretty sure I'm matched with her on tinder..

>>9908473
>girls your mother wouldn't approve of
>girls
what did >>9908473 mean by this?

>>9910542
Would I show my mom this video to introduce her?

>>9913369
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5714202ec7b1d
>Those dumbass giant guages

Man, she went from hot to not real god damn quick. Looks like a fucking idiot who probably spends too much time talking about the patriarchy.

>>9912651

Daizha Morgann

>>9908184
who is this?
Struggling to find out who she is yet see her around a lot.

>>9908199
Yeah my mom hates black people too.

>>9911054
under rated

>>9908872
>>9912651
hey when she stops trying to be a nigger and just gets fucking it's kind of hot

>>9912811
If this is what makes you say wtf on 4chan, you are utterly a newfag.

>>9909707
Please tell me more Anon.

>>9908872
>ddddduuuuuuuuuuuuuuh this will attract a mate
In what fucking jungle you trash heap

>>9912651
This tat has to be a form of female domination

>>9908199

Why would i bring a nig home anyway?

>>9912811
my sensors are detecting a faggot of the new kind

>>9913209
My coal burning sister.

>>9912811
how do you recognize that fur-trash

>>9908801
This. You know they stink like smartfood IRL

>>9913589
I doubt she can even spell patriarchy

>>9913429
Back to/asp/

>>9908184
did your mum approve of this thread too ?
:^)

>>9912651
OY VEY

>>9908184
Your mum sucks, then.

>>9913209
lol you posted it again
you are so hilariously funny and everyone at school must think you are so coooolll :DDD

>>9910852
fucking k e k

>>9908184
ooo mother would very much disapprove of there harlots

>>9911674
I fell out of my chair laughing.

>>9908872
I dig it. It's like hentai is about to eat your dick

>>9910538
Mine dead so I'll fuck her. My wife might be pissed unless I share.

>>9911563
And a dick, no doubt

>>9912651
Fuck her right in the octopussy?

>>9908184
Harlie-fuckin-quinxx

>>9909488
motherfucking kek

>>9912733
Stop chasing white women.

>>9913190
Yeah, you called us homos "homos"

You sure showed us....

>>9913280
I mean I find some of them attractive.
However, I cannot seem to pull them.
They either like really skinny andro/feminine guys or trans for some reason. Then most of the fat girls I seem to go for are nerdy types.

I can get skinny ones no problem though, for some reason.

My parents wouldn't want me to date them though.
They always mention how I should hold myself to a higher standard, they don't really care what race I date, but she has to be a top tier bitch.

>>9911521
go fuck yourself faggot go be a neo nazi in a pit you fag

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>>9908184

>>9911563
that'smyfetish.png

>>9916841
What was that

>>9916737
source?

>>9916993
piss.

>>9908508
Looks like someone ate all the Krabby Patties

>>9908184

i've been single so long

mom would approve any girl as long as has pulse

>wtf /b/'s moms have problems with tattoos??

>>9908659
>nina chrome
I can't bring her home, mom will be triggered, we use firefox in the family

>>9916730
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

>>9917129
Why? Does your mom hate liberty?

>>9917129
Only fat people would think this is artistic.

>>9908872
i appreciate the soundtrack choice

>>9916737
saursi pls

>>9910852
lul

>>9913280
Keep telling yourself that loser. You're dating a fat nigger because you know that's the only the only pussy you'll ever get. Would be less pathetic if you'd just stayed a virgin.

>>9908508
I thought Ursula died at the end of ''the little mermaid''

>>9916737
Your mom wouldn't approve of a pretty skinny white girl??

>>9908508
So in all seriousness, how many pounds do you think we're looking at here?

>>9917599
filename

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>she smokes
dropped

>>9908565
Go back to Facebook, you cunt...

>>9917599
The resemblance is uncanny.

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>>9915419
[spoiler]leave[/spoiler]

>>9908184
>blessed with perfect alabaster skin
>cover it in shit tattoos

Tattoos as a fad are just the worst.

>>9912362
ayyyyyy well spotted hahahaha

>>9908565
This

>>9917759
I just want it to blink, or a tear to roll down one cheek...

>>9917691
The night Hillary met Bill.

>>9917604
if i remember correctly it was like over 1000lbs

She fell over on her nephew and killed him or something. Look up Mayra Rosales

>>9908565
yep

>>9917599
my sides

>>9917776
right. Beautiful girl, and then she does that.

>>9917856
and the ears, disgusting, and that shit is permanent at that size gauge... i wonder what she'll look like at 80...

>>9916841
That should be on a YLYL thread, I spit my coffee

>>9908565
True

>>9917867
yeah, I don't know if they don't think they're gonna live that long, they don't care, or what, but I can't think they'll look like anything but a train wreck. I know people who've had tattoos for decades, and they just bleed together and it looks like shit.

>>9917835

Nice. dat image stabilization

>>9917749

that was nice

>>9908613
Holy irony batman!

>>9917867
She actually got them fixed. She posted a couple of pictures the day after and they looked really good. Scars obviously, but it doesn't seem that it will be that noticeable when it heals up.

>>9917613
that's fucking dope

>>9917955
Its a fun movie. I dug it up to fap to it, but ended up watching the whole thing high and thought it was great.

>>9910542
Needs more lube

>>9916841
this is awesome

>>9908565
pussy dude

>>9908199
They look like they would be a blast to hang out with

>>9917562
says the virgin

>>9908473
That's disgusting. I think you might be a bit queer

>>9917841
The medical evidence at Mayra's 2008 murder trial in Texas revealed she had covered for sister Jaime who beat her son to death with a hairbrush.

I don't talk to my mother. When I think of a evil whore I immediately think of my mother. She ruined my family. My dad on the other hand wouldn't have cared who I'm with as long as I'm happy. I would kill myself right now if it meant I could talk to him again just for a couple minutes.

>>9911349
No rational mother or father should want their children raised with any religion. It's all bullshit, why bicker about the flavor of bullshit?

>>9911499
Maybe they do it because pleasing you isn't even in the least of their intentions? Just guessing, really. There are enough women for everybody to find attractive.

>>9908565
>people took this bait

>>9917961
i cummed

>>9918663
who dis

>>9918750
Sweden

>>9908508

when you in love but she melty as fuck

>>9911499
You seem Amish.

>>9911563
I don't believe you. Pics.

>>9918772

>melty

fuckingkek'd

>>9918750
satan.

fucking gross... that ballbag. how can anyone like this is fucking gross

>>9908508
Fuuuuck me how on gods earth do get to that wretched state. Fuck sake that's gotta be like 600lbs+

>>9917759

TOO SOON ANON

>>9911054
Kek

>>9908588

what? Technically, he's right. its not a "girl"

I see your point though. was a funny entry.

>>9908184
Why does this webm make me want to drink a tall glass of milk?

>>9917759

god if I was single Id SO get one of these...

>>9911674
Lost

>>9917129

Join us next year for "Rock the troops 2017"

>>9917961
sauce-me

>>9917599
>not the_innsmouth_look.webm

>>9912362
forty keks

>>9917599
>ten minutes into existential "we're so utterly worthless in the grand scale of things" horror and chill and she gives you this look

>>9916737
Sauce?

>>9917173
Murray Head

>>9908508
Holy christ, what is that?

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>>9918858

>fucking gross.... that *insert feature here*. How can anyone like *insert fetish here* this is fucking gross.

could you, like, grow the fuck up?

>>9917613
My mom wouldnt let me date thomas the tank engine too.

>>9917051
OddRosebud, MFC is what I fount.

>>9917961
Is that a teenage Demi Moore?

>>9908200
Ass phat as fuck

>>9917167
I mean, she's blowing a fire fox, so I'm sure your mom will be fine with it.

>>9908184
Times are changing mom.

>>9911674
The Grandest Kek my friend

>>9917841
what a horrible way to die puts isis on perspective

>>9908184
cthullu rises from the deep of her cleavage and steals my soul.

>>9917613
Vape vagina? Sign me up!

>>9910878
>▶dis

>>9908199
the girl with blonde tied hair isn't the girl from mastodon clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFWazj7Ud8

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>>9917759

>>9908184
Holy shit sauce plzzz

>>9918766
>>9918766

>>9917562

k

>>9915919

Make me.

>>9917129
"America's Got Talent" has way too many magicians the last couple of years.

>>9911573

lol. Fucking exactly... I'm in the same boat.

My parents wouldn't give a shit what she looked like or race/age/color/ etc. Just as long as it's a woman.

>>9917691
What's up with the limp dude to the left wearing a belt around his love handles? Does he think it's thinning?

>>9919739
Sauce?

>>9908872
Is this what passes for music now?

>>9917711

eldritch, one might say

>>9917763
Split tongue is interesting but seems strange

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>>9919783
I don't have.

>>9917961
the boy looks like a granny at the same time

...awkward

>>9919739
It's a trap!

>>9919739
>No.
Are they Portuguese ???

>>9916841
KEK my chest is in pain.

>>9908206
Who is this?

>>9919739
>>9919854
>>9919875
didn't know traps were invented back then

>>9908872

I had this one muted, and all I could hear was an old steam locomotive puffing away. That might be enough internet for today.

>>9908184
My mum would approve of this lass.

>>9919963
Back when? That can't have been from before 2012.

>>9917570
Fucking spoilers man....

>>9916841
Did... Did her vagina just throw up on her...

>>9918058
Name of movie?

>>9916730
I'd fuck the shit out of that dude

>>9908184
She has an octopus tattoo and a "my little pony stuffed animal in the background.
>you faggots think any bitch with tattoos and shit cultural leanings is hot if she has any sort,of tits or ass
You literally have the standars of a bro with a beer gut and too much hair.

>>9920176
Drunk...get over it and fume at your 19 year old shithole of a life

>>9919854
When the literal fuck do you ever get naked before a kiss...
>this faggot has never been in a threesome

>>9910542
I think that tattoo reads "LOVE" superimposed over "FUCK". Christ.

>>9908200
>primo posteng

>>9920205
You mean fuck superimposed over nigger.
>racist.

>>9919739
>>9919854
twitch tv meowthod
that one on the right is the person who streams here!

>>9919963
>>9920058
Maybe he thinks the video is old because of quality or coloration. Looks very dim. If not for the poster, I could see someone with vision problems thinking this was black and white.

But it is pretty obviously just a shitty webcam.

>>9920132
Idk for sure. Looks like an Alice in Wonderland porno I found years back. Idk anything else though.

>>9917749
sauce please

>>9910538
I like to imagine the ass is bouncing to deathmetal

>280+ replies
>37 responses

Abandon ship

>>9917835
What is the name of her or what is the original video?

>>9908659
Would yiff

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>>9917776
>tattoos are a fad
>implying her style of tattoo, Irezumi, hasn't been practised in japan since the paleolithic period

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>>9920616
kek

>>9911563
>Considering look at me, look at me, talk to me and look at me...
>I'm awful!

>>9920754
Filename kek

>>9908184
I've never been so suddenly turned off because of ears before.

>>9908565
Completely aagree

>>9919962

Marilyn Mayson

>>9917763
Hot!!!

>>9908565
By that logic we should post pictures of buck angel. Since that's a woman by your absurd definition.

You dense motherfucker.

this had the beginnings to a good thread then turned to shit

>>9911003
Please be in Sweden!

>>9918871
Pretty sure she's over half a ton, she eats something like 100 wings and 10 large pizzas for breakfast

>>9919962
Man his tits got huge

>>9920799

Who is this?

>>9917749
i really enjoyed this

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>>9917749
We have to find out what is the name of this masterpiece.
SAUCE

>>9921032
>>9917749
>>9920441
>>9920132
Alice in Wonderland - An X-Rated Musical Fantasy

>>9912811
first day on the internet huh?

>>9919789
San Francisco you weird.

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>>9908184

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>>9911573
You're not alone

>>9908184
>pale skin
>great tits
>pretty face

ruined.

>>9915357
underrated toadt.

>>9920833
I dindt needed to see that :(

>>9917700
>Welcome to the shire

>>9920483
I think her name is "Maserati".

>>9913280
Have dated (fuck friended) a few. But the stigma is strong...

>>9921654
?????

>>9909707
My kinda family, anon.

>>9915777
Never doubt that I have a dick!

>>9916903
I look weird as heck <3

>>9918828
For now only one person has that priviledge ;)

>>9920826
Yah! Now lick my wounds and fix me!

>>9917763
Ridiculous body mutilation. Not sure what the appeal is.

>>9908508
there's a skeleton in there...

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>>9912651
>>9908872

>be me
>anno 2067
>15y old
>be staying with grandmother
>grandad died before I was born
>grandmother has a tattoo on her arm
>tattoos are for old people really
>in class we learned that 2018 was a turning point in history and the west became very christian conservativeonce more
>if grandma was my age she'd bean outcast and maybe even bullied
>she listens to weird vulgar music, Milo Cyrene or something
>fuckingweird.hololith
>anyway she's old so we just kinda let her stay inside and do her thing
>it's 9pm and I'm watching a movie
>dark ninja 282 "ninja daddy"
>grandma tells me she'll take a shower and go to bed
>whatevs.mindimage
>movie is at a transition part and I think this is the perfect time to pause for a piss and get a snack
>remember bathroom downstairs is clogged
>go upstairs
>just when I get there...
>my grandmother was walking naked to her room
>she just casually passes me
>I saw her ass
>I saw it...
>IT
>trying my best to not puke
>on her shriveled ass was a tattoo
>OF A FUCKING OCTOPUS
>traumatized for life
>I can't look her in the eyes anyomore
>haven't told anyone about this, not even my father
>everytime I even think of her the mental images flash by
>feel ashamed to go as far as to say that I get
>triggered
>millenials must've been awefull
>mfw I'm really glad things changed

>>9917452
this

>>9917599
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