THE HELL IS THAT ?

This is what happens when you abuse pumps/cock rings.

>>9893090
The sad thing is, they actually can compete :(

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>>9893103

Clearly not. Comparaison.

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3MB, 554x292px

>>9893103

>>9893132
Sauce?

>>9893102
wrong, this is clearly the use of injectable silicon and other derivatives for body modification, looks just like the a classic example if you google it.
it's one of the most retarded things modern man has decided to do.

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>>9893103

Be honest.

>>9893090

What a great way to kill your dick.

>>9893090

Not real. The world's largest natural penis has been documented and measured. It's kept up to date as would be any other anatomical/biological piece of information. The record holder is currently 13.5 inches and comparative girth.

This video is faked or the result of a tumor or extreme infection. I doubt even silicon injections could produce what's seen here.

>>9893132
Lmao the song is about how a perfect world would have no blacks and no Arabs in France

it's called a chode...

>>9893158
whats the sauce for this again my man?

>>9893170
>It's kept up to date as would be any other anatomical/biological piece of information.

Exactly what do you assume about the the timeliness of anatomical/biological measurement records?

>>9894982

Isn't that the point of penis inspection day?

How come only on 4chan you see this kind of blind nigger love from men?

>>9893132
>>9893156
I second this motion, who is she?

>>9893090
get curious
go to site
toxic crazy popup virus site
am dissapoint

>>9895078
Use adblock test this one
www . twistedporn.com/site/article/view/1081

>>9893090
I've seen some weird shit. I sometimes think I've seen it all. But him taping up his dick just makes me straight up uncpmfortable

>>9893090
Imagine being so insecure about your dick you turn it into a tumor

>>9895028
makenna blue

>>9893170
stay mad, blackie. Trump 2020.

>>9893132
sóng?

>>9893090
this is liberal ideology at its best

>>9893170
look up jonah falcon faggot

>>9893132
kek the song is 10/10 sauce pls

>>9893132

Fake. Seen the behind the scenes. The myth about BBC's is just that. A myth. Its harder for black guys to get into porn because of "length" requirements.
Some porn companies use camera angle techniques, and even false prosthetic dicks to play into the whole "bbc" fetish.

>>9894982

For the purposes of instruction in medicine/biology/anthropology /genetics/anatomy/physiology etc.

It's like asking why do we bother keeping a record of the largest living organism, or deep sea creature?

Because we fucking do that's why.

>>9895867

That's who I'm referring to you fucking idiot.

>>9895892
Shhh you're ruining their beloved meme dick.

>>9893090
It's Hugh Mungus

>>9895923
>Because we fucking do that's why.

Except it needs to be funded. No one cares enough about who has biggest dick in the world to actually record anything of value.

Go to any extreme body modding website and you will see your fair share of these people who have pumped and injected the cocks into an unrecognizable oblivion.

>>9893157
But he got big dick though

>>9895892
Blacks have on average a larger dick but it's a generalization. The largest known dick (known dick, hue) belongs to a white guy. BBC is a porn trope, and there are also BWC in the industry. It's a matter of preference, but most black guys having three legs is most definitely a myth.

>>9893090
silicone injected dick

>>9893090
what the fuck is wrong with white people? It's either this shit or cuckholding with them

>>9893090
>>9895124

this is fucking awesome

is there any more?

>>9896630
>Blacks have on average a larger dick
Citation needed.

>>9896430

And it does get funded ergo the above reasons.

Ever hear of the Kinsey Institute?
Or the Royal College of Anatomical Science?

>used to use this board before porn took it over
>saw the porn take over
>sissy/bbc/cuck/gay threads populate
>stop coming here
>years later I return and it's still going on

Why are you cucks so dedicated to this shit? I swear there should be a gay gif board.

>>9895892
> being this insecure

>>9898176

There should really be two boards. Combine the other safe gif board with YLYL Rekt War and misc threads on here. Ban anyone who posts porn on it.

>>9895892
I've seen one porn scene that used fake black dicks and fuckers like you span those 2 images from the same scene to prove your point.

>>9898184

>Being this insecure you have to let black guys fuck your significant other so she won't leave you. :^)

>>9895892
black male pornstars are also forced to do things like jelqing, pumping or getting their suspensory penis ligament snipped to make their dicks look bigger

it's also coincidentally why many of them can't get hard very well

>>9893141
gonna need sauce

>>9898213
>>9895892
I hate to sound like a real cock about this, but that Anon is right. That's a fake ass dick in the webm. Look down near her hand at the bottom of the screen and really scan the thing going up. The way it moves, the way it would have to connect to his body, the form, the way it looks, everything about it. It even rolls a tiny bit near the end of the loop, you can tell it's a fake.

>>9898353
why does anyone care if it's fake. no one watching terminator 2 because they think it's real.

>>9898361
Boom. And just like that, >>9898353 is an insecure white virgin. <34chan

>>9898361
Ha! It's important to >>9898353 because he's competing. Aww. It's schoolyard behavior. He must be, what, 10? Kid, when you're 36, you'll realize dicks are not badges. Until then, enjoy the next 26 years of feeling threatened by pixels on your screen and trying to document your disbelief in order to disarm the sight you saw.

I mean that facetiously, little guy.

>>9893090
This is my buddy. His new nickname is "Minotaur."

>>9893090
>>9893090

>>9893090
looks like duct tape cant fix everything after all...

>>9898112
mass surveys, take your pic. the mythbis that it's a difference of two inches or so, when in actuality the average dick size of white american men is 5 and 3/4 inches and the average dick size for black american men is about 6 and 1/4 inches.

(this is from memory, and they are relatively low sample studies, but my point stands that the difference is there, just rather insignificant)

the bell curves are near identical i would imagine, with the center for black guys a little right (less than a standard deviation, so insignificant) and the same for asian men, but to the left.

>>9898347
http://www.xvideos.com/video7335287/burningangel_emo_punk_loves_a_big_black_cock

>>9893090
Whoever chose this audio is forever my hero.

>>9898361
>>9898511
>>9898520
Nice samefag

>>9895892
I think you're right in an objective sense but people here will just call you an insecure fag etc. Compounding the problem, this board has a couple of resident nigger worshippers who post cuck porn constantly.

>>9899084
Pointing out something is fake is not insecurity. It just means that you do not appreciate something being presented as real when it is not. Quite frankly I find the whole topic a little ridiculous because porn is about as far from real sex as you can get. It's scripted, tedious, takes hours to shoot, the audio is typically not real, there are fluffers present to keep the male performer aroused etc. So I would never be surprised to learn of prosthetics or specific camera lenses and angles being used to portray something a certain way.

>>9898593
>white american men is 5 and 3/4 inches and the average dick size for black american men is about 6 and 1/4 inches.

But that is just blatantly wrong. The only way you'd get such a result is from website surveys where people lie as much as they want. If there is a difference it is so small it's not noticeable by the naked eye. Don't trust every survey you see. Most are flawed in that they are conducted without meassuring.

Every.
Single.
Fucking.
Thread.
Global ban on interracial porn when?

>>9893132
Found song sauce

>>9901275
https://youtu.be/vd5NbD8535s
forgot link kek

>>9899204
that huge 5,000 person live-measurement survey gave that result, you fuckwit.
>he isn't well-educated on penis size research

>>9899204
>If there is a difference it is so small it's not noticeable by the naked eye.
Uh, a single inch difference is small enough not to be noticeable.

>>9899221
why do you even care

>>9899204
also, can you spot 1/2 or 1/4 inch by eye? also, do you understand how standard distributions work?

>>9895892
No no no, black dicks are bigger.

By about a quarter inch.

Pure bred blacks mind you, not mulattoes. Pretty much a few select African countries.

But yeah, bigger.

>>9896749
>nigga insecure about his dick size
kek

>>9901370
5000 is a drop of water in the ocean. As far as something like penis size is concerned it's basically not reliable information. 5000 people wouldn't even represent a city let alone an entire race around the globe.

>>9898552
best comment on this thread!

>>9895867
jonah falcon is an obvious fake you retard

>>9902384

http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/mr-big-jonah-falcons-giant-penis-problem-20030612

>>9902395
are you fucking daft? why are you linking a tabloid when there is actual evidence that he is just above average

spankwire com/Documentary-The-World-s-Biggest-Penis/video62429

starts at 20 mins

>>9902405

Hahaha

>>9896331
fucking kek

>>9902547
I...I need an adult.

>>9893170
How big was that guy from Nantucket's?

>>9902547

...
mom? where are you? I need a hug

>>9902582
>>9902681
not clickin but what is it

>>9902547
edgy

>>9902731
Someone said it was some sort of pig. Maybe its deformed?

>>9898353

>I hate to sound like a real cock about this
>real cock

You couldn't resist could you?

>>9902731
I looks like it's a rotting and bloated rabbit. It's been in the water, which has made it swell up with gasses and water.

>>9895892
>>9898335
>>9898213
>>9898353
>>9896630
>>9898112
4chan 2017 - now every board is /pol/

>>9902223
okay. so you really don't know anything about random sampling. thanks for letting me know.
it was about american men. the margin of error on that data would be like .1 of an inch.

>>9902547
well now i thought i was desensitized after how many years on this fucking website but i guess not

Gonna need sauce on this because I think it's my fetish

>>9902881
I would say lamb

>>9902547
What is this?

A lamb?
A dog?
Daemonspawn?

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>posts weirdly-big dick on white guy
>nigs chimp out and post blacked vids

what do they mean by this?

>>9902547
probably some spawn of a goat fucker in some 2nd world country

>>9904372

zombie dropship?

>>9902547
kek

>>9896630
>>9901490
>>9898184

Found the niggers who can't handle being average.

>>9898184
Look who's fucking talking.

>>9894930
Kill yourself, my man.

>>9902547
link to source? someone got to know something

>>9893132
why did they focused in the guys anus from 0:35 til the end?

>>9904715
wow, they are sure going to feel good about being, on average, a quarter inch larger. yep, that's an accomplishment. wow they must be proud of a quarter inch shift in the bell curve, meaning 40% of them are still below the white average anyway.

>>9893090
That's what happens when you make someone truly believe only big dick's matter, desu im ok with my avarage dick

>>9895892
XD

You're killing me Smalls.

>>9904372
Most likely a cold-cell in medical school. That's probably storage of corpses for anatomy lessons.

>>9898147
One-off studies of a small sample pool don't account for shit, especially not in the case of extremes.

>>9904937
So you learn what to worship with your tongue, sissyboi.

>>9901490
I believe internet overhypes black dicks, but I am not saying big black dicks don't exist.
I mean that there are huge cocks for black or white people, I've seen so many in white people under less advertised things, like omegle videos.
I believe this should not be a fight to be argued about. There will be huge cocks with black, white, red. I am not sure about asian, nevertheless, some of the tallest people in the world are asian, which it is not what they are known for. So I guess you can understand my point.

>>9893158

ahh yes, now just think about it, this is happening all over sweden, germany and france. no more white people, lol.

>>9893158
>mfw the music

The lyrics are "Lord God, speak, speak, speak"

>>9893158
An asteroid will end all of this.

>>9893090
song is from the twin peaks soundtrack.

>>9902547
Allah?

>>9905379
That's really cool. Imagine being a 5 year old kid with a young dad finishing his PhD at med school. One day while waiting for him at uni to finish a meeting, you play hide and seek with your sister and end up in this room.

>>9895892
1. It's fucking BLACKED. Watch the full scene. I don't even care if you're trolling, this is idiotic. Your insecurity is embarrassing. "Seen the behind the scenes" sweet jesus you internet CSI crybaby. It's just a fucking penis. Chill out, sadboi.

>>9893090
Unhealthy

>>9906871
read >>9898184

>>9902602
Big enough that he could suck it

>>9904446
Terrifying thought.

>>9893090
I wonder if when this faggot's cock begins to necrotize and finally falls off from having starved it of proper blood flow for so long, so often; I wonder if he'll think to himself, "Gee, I really fucked this shit up, didn't I?"

This is is not very far off from how they castrate livestock (google Elastration).

>>9901378
Because seeing every single thread get bombarded with BLACKED and retarded faggots arguing with each other about dicks gets old fast.

>>9903080
>Wants to be taken seriously
>says, " . . . like .1 of an inch"
>.1 inch (decimal 10 notation)
>Inches are most commonly measured in 1/4, 1/8, and 1/16 increments.

Faggot, do you even metrics?

You can't even get this shit straight and you want us to believe that you have a handle on some obscure studies that you've read and won't share with the rest of us.

tl;dr

You're full of shit, cucklord. Just gtfo and kys

>>9902547
Looks like the villagers will eat well tonight!

>>9893090

tumor. It's actually a clit.

>>9904372
Wtf is this shit?

>>9902731
water bloated dead goat

>>9907847
Are you seriously struggling to understand that 1/4 and 1/8 are not equal to 0.1? Fucking retard.

>>9906527
>spankwire com/Documentary-The-World-s-Biggest-Penis/video62429
yeah, tell that to yourself.

>>9893090
Chipotle burrito

black men always win, why do you whites keep trying?

>>9895892
The average black male penis is actually only slightly bigger than the white male.

Blacks: 6.3 inches
Whites: 5.7 inches
Asians: 4.2 inches

>>9908329
Of course they're not equal. But you're still demonstrating your lack of basic understanding in units of measurement. The point is that nobody with even half of a clue says, ".1 of an inch". Ever.

This isn't multiple choice, nigger. Should have stayed in school.

>>9895892
black fem here and i can 1 up this
i've had relations with a few gents and they were all average.

>>9902547
it's a deformed goat. If you have a thousand goats giving birth, odds are one or two of them will result in mother nature saying "FUCK THIS LITTLE SHITLET" and creating some abhorrent hellspawn. If you live in a rural area this can be quite an interesting event to break up the tedium of your bumfuck lives, so everyone goes to see farmer Mcdonalds baby goat monster.

>>9895892
u hear that people, hes been behind the scenes, he knows the truth xd

>>9903040
Are they not?

>>9908691
You can read that as 1/10 of an inch. That's the way I was taught to read decimals like that in school.

>>9908427
They need longer Dicks because their sluts are fat. You can´t prime a juicy hoodrad with a short slong. If the black mamas evolve to prevent rape at some point in time, nigger dicks will form into the shape of cork screws. Like Duck Dicks (look it up)

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>>9908990
>Still not getting it.
>Being this thick

- There are 12 inches in a foot.0
- There are nominally 8 fractions in an inch, expressed in 1/8 increments, though many rulers and tape measures also include 1/16 increments as well for greater precision.
- Saying .1 inch is the equivalent of saying 1/10 inch, which is a non-standard notation employed by people who don't know what they're talking about, by people who confuse and conflate inches (imperial) with centimeters (metric) as units of measurement, or both.

Again, you can't be trusted to get this simple fact correct, which you've demonstrated over the last three replies, making the rest of your argument highly suspect indeed, especially as you refuse to provide any proof beyond some numbers that you've pulled out of your ass.

Pic related, it's a standard tape measure, as you appear to need the help.

We're done here, anon.

>>9902547
that poor goat ;_; fucking savages laughing.

>>9902731
no its an alien that the american goverment has spread aroudn the world i remember findinf a montauk monster but it mysteriously dissapeard when i got my dad to come look

>>9904372
Reptillian shape shifters wardrobe

>>9909303
i enjoy your hatred.
The Dark side of the force has made you feel inadequate. I dont blame you, the nigger god is returning. We feel his pressence. Some of us cannot coope cause we have forgotton the meaning of Negus. But the rest of us will take over your world and you will not even be raped. Cause ur meat is rotten dead flesh you will just perish.
Painfully if that is what you wish.

May the melanin make you mad.
>>9856211

>>9909551
10ths of an inch is called an engineers measurement it is an american standard measurement used for greater accuracy. Not measured in 10 divisions of an inch but in tenths being 1~10/100
>yes anon it exists
But youre probably right in assuming they are dipshits that didnt know

>>9909551
use the metric system, faggot

>>9906527
im a white straight swede who meets exclusively immigrant men on the weekend to suck them off and get fucked. i just do it because they feel so much stronger than me

>>9908427
my data shows asians are at about 5.1

>>9908691
my use of nonconventional format in my text is equivalent to having bad data? are you fucking with me?

>>9909551
you know nothing about statistics. the fact that 0.1 of an inch is uncommon tk use is irrelevant, the fact of the matter is that the margin of error, a quantity that is derived from layered calculations, for that set of data, would be very small. my estimate was 0.1 of an inch. it isn't even used to describe the real quantities, you fuck.

it is a measurement on accuracy, a number that is fairly irrelevant, it just needs to be pretty small for. your data to mean anything, and it was. meaning that the real average of white mails. is probably between 5.65 and 5.85 inches, as in between 0.1 inches in either directions of 5 and three quarters. i don't know how this can be that hard for you, or if i just got baited into explaining high school physics.

>>9908990
I work in construction, all the components we install use imperial measurements. You never hear people give fractions of an inch as 1/10th of an inch, it's always either: a quarter of an inch, an eight of an inch, or a sixteenth of an inch.

>>9910526
are you saying that 1/10 of an inch is impossible? does not exist?

what are you trying to say about the data set by judging an estimate on what the sd was? the point was that it was less than an eighth.

>>9910526
+978+754
>Measures to be under 1/8th of an inch
>"Well we better just say it's 1/8th exact..."

>>9893170
A man who claims he has the world’s largest penis has reportedly weighed it to prove it is real.

According to TMZ, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera weighed what is believed to be his 18.9 inch member on camera at his home in Saltillo, Mexico, and it came out at 2lbs.

Mr Esquivel Cabrera has said he wants the Guinness Book of World Records to recognise it and previously had it x-rayed to prove its veracity.

>>9902547
A love result of goat fucking

>>9893158
n i g n e w t o n

>>9893090
a cheap and desperate way to enlarge your penis.

>>9910150
så fan att du är.

>>9910449
>by my estimate
oh so you have done studies
>a measurement on accuracy
1/16 is more accurate than .1
>high school physics
literally 0 "physics" in this conversation

Not even the poster you are arguing with, but people should be this confident in their ignorance and no go unchecked, so elts put it in perspective.

Cutting inches into decimals is like measuring a meter in 1/12ths, or ordering a pizza cut into 10 slices. Sure its possible, and maybe even useful from time to time, but expecting everyone else to treat it as normal is fucking dumb.

>>9898176
Yu clikd a thread wit A dic on it...

shit went 0/cuck real fast

>>9893157
saline*

>>9910865
>>9910426
You keep talking about this data set without providing any proof that it even exists, all while demonstrating your ignorance by incorrectly using Imperial units of measurement. So, no, I'm not fucking with you and, yes, you are retarded. I mean, had you instead made your claims while using the metric system (ie: centimeters) where decimal fractions like the ones that you've been using are perfectly reasonable, you would not have thrown your credibility out the window as you have heretofore seen fit to do.

tl;dr You fucked up your argument by being an ignorant fuck. Deal with it, you nigger.

>>9893090

today is the only day ever i've been okay with having a microcock (5 1/2") i mean i may be very small but at least i can get the whole thing in.

>>9910920

Residential Construction Performance Guidelines for Professional Builders & Remodelers

Fourth Edition

Wall Framing:

(Section) 4–1–1

Observation:
A framed wall is not plumb.

Performance Guideline:
The interior face of wood-framed walls will
not be more than 3/8 inch out of plumb for any 32 inches in any vertical measurement.

https://builderbooks.com/media/flippingbook/pdf/rcpg_4e__contractor/r/c/rcpg_4th_ed-contractor_final4.pdf

> By building codes adopted in most places, we are allowed up to almost 1/2 an inch (3/8 being 1/8 inch shy of a full 1/2 inch) tolerance in just 32 inches in any vertical measurement when gauging how plum a wall is, as just one example. So, yeah, your 1/16th of an inch being bumped up to 1/8th or even 1/4 inch for my convenience as a builder is perfectly acceptable craftsmanship.

>>9909888
I recognize that those exist and are used by some professionals, which is why I noted earlier that Imperial metrics are "nominally" divided into dyadic fractions (1/2, 1/4, 1/8, 1/16 and so on). However, these engineering units exist and are understood only on the fringes of everyday usage.

>>9902547
Shaved giant rabbit?

>>9908427
How could that be representative?
Given like that, it strictly means nothing except You are trying to manipulate insecured men

>>9911969
nog fan är jag det, ni tölp

His x-rays or whatever actually show an average dick. He has basically irradiated, mutant foreskin.

To me, that's like including someone's neck tumor into their height measurent. Everyone else is measuring to the end of their glans. That guy can, too.

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>>9915687
This was supposed to be in reference to the comments about the Mexican dude.

>>9909878
that moment when you see discoloration and see black guys holding onto their dicks right at the base

>>9902547
that's what happens when kyle doesn't get an iphone for hanuka.

he goes around and fucks goats

>>9893186
How about you stfu next time and let the magic be? Faggot.

>>9904372
>the corpse near the end with hollow eyes and exposed lower teeth
That shit sent a shiver up my spine twice.

>>9904372
you retards, these are just dummies for the show The Walking Dead

>>9919725
U mad, muh nigga?

>>9920777
Checked!

Trip sevens for truth.

>>9915699
sauce? please god those tits are amazing

>>9915699
I have been conditioned to believe that shoveldog will be the end of this gif

>>9921310
Tessa Fowler

>>9893090
What's the fun in a giant but limp dick?

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>>9902547
I...I thought I'd seen it all...clearly I haven't

>>9909551
Actually, fractional divisions of an inch are used where human hands play a part in the manipulation of materials, because it's easy to divide things by two. The smallest dimension that can accurately be used is 1/64, but sometimes 1/128 is mentioned.
Decimal divisions are used by machines where 1/1000 of an inch, or a mil, is the usual tolerance. 0.1" or a 100mil was the original distance between pins on integrated circuits, which of course has gradually been reducing. Now however, the fucking shit metric system comes along and fucks up all these lovely organic measurements we've been using with their non human related, un-divisible, too big or too small, shitty fucking centimeter piece of fucking garbage. I mean, how the fuck do you measure tits in centimeters?

>thread about a guy with a fucked up foreskin
>BLACKED posters come in
I feel like I am in /tv/

>>9895821
the record holder is white you spastic

>>9893090
Its called silicone injections. read a book

>>9895892
kek, so fucking insecure holy shit!

>>9903040
cry more

>186 posts
>9 files

You faggots are waste of time.

>>9924737
i wonder where can i find books about silicon injections in the dick

>>9904372
>seriously the fuck is this?

>didn't even know the wheel before white man showed it to them
>BUT WE HAZ BIG DICKS YO

>>9911015
you can't weigh a body part that's attached to you

>>9906568
wow. what a small world, to be viewing porn with a fellow Ghanaian.

It's silicone injections, and it might ruin a dick forever, but if I cute little butt boy with a fat slab of balogna for a cock I would slobber all over it, then pound his asshole until he cums because his dick can't feel anything anymore.

>>9895892
t. insecure white boi

>>9893090
penis pump did dat.. right?.. i think so

>>9893090
his dick is dead

>>9910413
Are you Asian and your poll included yourself only?

>>9904372
Was expecting a jumpscare.

Am disappoint.

>>9919725
are u kidding? knowing that makes it 2x more magical

>>9895892

White have big dick+brain
Black have no dick

>>9893090
wanna see him cum. any vid?

>>9928119
Tumors don't ejaculate

>>9908330
>he doesn't know about mandingo

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>>9925332
>being this insecure about your penis size
dude, just chill, we're all anonymous, nobody knows about your micro cock unless you post obvious stuff like this

>>9911416
kek underrated post

>>9903040
>>9903040

When /gif/ or wherever the fuck else you hail from memes the whitehouse you can have 4chan back. Till then we own this shit.

>>9895276
IT'S NOT A TOOMEHR!

that's not a dick anymore
that's just a fucking sausage

>>9902547
Where is your god now?

>>9903040
fuck off cuck.