girls you would need a bigger dick to please

Put a bag over her head first man Jesus Christ

>>9879555
big dick is a small part of it

>>9879566
this

>>9879555
That's Christina Rossi. She's been proven now to be a fake sizequeen. Her "too big" husband has an average 6x4 pecker and she's been photoshopping him to double that size, as well as slimming up her waist and inflating her ass and tits and trying to sell videos off of these fake attributes, only to either never provide the paid for videos, or to only provide videos that obscure the attributes in question enough that you can't tell that she was lying.

>>9879555
Girls with fake tits are ALWAYS size queens. If you care enough about sex to have surgery so you're more attractive, you're gonna want a bigger cock.

>>9879555
>>9879611
You wouldn't need a big dick to fuck or please this woman.
You'd just need to be build like a greek statue.

>>9879566

Better wear one yourself, just in case hers falls off.

Whew. I'll take my 7" elsewhere, thank you.

>>9879585
sauce pls

this is why i always cuck, it doesn't matter how small my penis is if I never have to use to to please my woman. In-fact having a smaller penis helps in the theater of if all. It helps to have a clitty when you want to play the beta role.

I get to sit back and watch some hung guy rail my lady. fun is had by all

>>9879555
Sauce

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how much dick would you need for her

>>9879645
You wouldn't need either. More attractive women aren't harder to please. In my experience they're harder to get into bed, but once they are they're honestly easier to please.

You don't need to be super handsome, ripped or hung. Just know how to stimulate a chick properly and not just ram your dick into her repeatedly.

>>9879677
8/10

>>9879555

This bitch is butt fucking ugly and has the stomach of a man.

I cannot post every woman of the world

>>9879684
I've never seen tits this big look this good.

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>>9879715
how small r u

twitter.com/TheBotyQueen/status/789142331744104449/video/1

>>9879611
Where the fuck did you find this?! That looks like Chrystina the booty queen. Videos really hard to find

>>9879631

Where the fuck can I find more Steph Kegels vids like this

>>9879710
who is this whore

>>9879704
.....there are no words for how dumb you are

>>9879684
She is the statue of Venus

>>9879710
>Big dicks to please
>Literally servicing an average dick

>>9879599
Fucc i need sauce for those hips

>>9879746
Before we start worrying about dick size I'm gunna need a forklift just to flip this bitch over

>>9879842
>Implying she is pleasured by servicing someone else
You haven't had man blowjobs have you?

>>9879588
Sauce!!??

>>9879729
Gianna would be so much fun.

>>9879588

wheres the rest?

>>9879705
jesus, name?

>>9879555
Her name is Christina, she lives in Orlando FL. Meh Latina girl who just has fake tits and does a fair amount of steroids with her manlet boyfriend. Mind you they are both small/short as fuck, so proportionately they look more endowed than others because of their small ass frame. See them in the gyms here every now and again. Really nothing special around here. Classless whore latina trying to make ago at selling sex tapes/nudes on the web.

>>9879653
>>9879693
name/sauce plz

>>9879705
>>9879994
her name is Mayron

>>9879705
nice

>>9879555
That's perhaps the worst case of butterface I've ever seen. Lord, she should paper bag that shit even in public.

>>9879555
to my surprise i can get behind her body. but damn, dat face. looks like her middle name is vito

>>9879684
notice how she's looking around, sneakily? that's not even her house.

>>9879555
She looks like a female Lukas Graham.

>>9879811
dude, she has a fat face with a huge fucking beaner nose, if you're impressed by fake tits, you're fucking retarded

>>9879705
Good god she's irritating
>whood yoo lyke tyu cehm dyown my thrute agyin

>>9880014
Shes italian
>>but everything else checks out

>>9879677
But no fun is had by society at large, degenerate

jk man

>>9879717
Wait is she shadebase?

>>9880209
its fucking funny to see ugly sluts like these think they are sooo hot

she knows shes an ugly whore, who does she think shes fooling with those lame plastic tits

>>9879971
great filename

>>9879746
I don't care what the chubby chasers say; this bitch is grotesque. Watching those rippling fat pillars she calls legs and knowing there's dudes getting off to this chick takes me one step closer to giving up on humanity altogether.

>>9879578
i like how they say hello at one point with a kiss

>>9879653
>>9880075

Is Otoni Ogni. 5'10 Icelandic bitch.
Was a feedee for a while because some dudes were paying her to get fat, but she dropped a lot of weight after.
She's pretty dense and dumb, very shallow, doesn't ever show much, really cliche, basic bitch. Her blogs are always 50% shoes and makeup, etc.

>>9879606
BRBRRRRrrRrrrrrraaaAaAaAPPppAP
"whoops im so clumsy lol"

>>9879571
Right, lots of Cash is much more important.

>>9879649
bitch looks like robbie rotten

>>9879613
Actually, she isn't a size queen, and they are a stag/vixen couple. She was stupid with her tumblr, legitimately made money, yet fakes had popped up and became more popular than the real thing. She changed up her approach, fessed up to the unnecessary photoshopping, and still gets flak from the "tumblr community" because of her naïveté.

She's not bad. Fun to watch.

Here's your (You).

>>9879684
All of it

>>9880398
maaaan I hope so. that makes her smut seem even hotter, like she's as ass-slutty as her drawings

...need a bigger dick to please ANY woman. I haz teh micropenis. Bitches like to laugh at it, and nothing more.

>>9879588

Sauce?

>>9879623
What if you get them to make more money as a stripper?

>>9880358
kek

>>9880398
>>9880594

nah. shad is a dude. that's chelhellbunny.

>>9879684
goddamn her face is busted

>>9879555
looks like John Travolta's Daughter

>>9879606
Cosplay is fucking dumb.

>>9879555
I don't have the time to post every woman on the planet

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>>9879555
my dream girl

>>9879674
Mia Malkova yoga

>>9880076
cheers m8

>>9879555

face looks like a dude.. killed my boner man

>>9879674
queen mia malkova

>>9880746
underrated post

>>9879555

anyone of them that is not a child

>>9879811
Having standards is stupid now? How about look at the whole thread bashing the bitch

>>9880441
thanks for the profile anon
i can fap harder now dumb girls are the best

>>9879782
her name is maybe funke

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>>9879555
10/10 body
RandomOblivionCharacter/10 face

Jesus she would be perfect if it wasn't for that basketball head

>>9879555
>girls you would need a bigger dick to please

i'm not even sure what this means. Do you mean like, morbidly obese girls? Or women with pussies so worn out that they can't feel anything anymore?

>>9880843
A gf like her would come handy sneaking food in the cinema

>>9880843
Fuck off. Redheads are the greatest.

>>9880749
i saw a show about a music video she did some one on the set commented in it that she will fuck anyone all you have to do is ask.

>>9880358
Lmao

>>9879555
Rafael nadal/10

>>9879642
Please tell me you have sauce

>>9879611
>
Sauce

>>9879721
What's her name? I see her everywhere.

>>9880902
I think he was talking about OPs post, anon.

>>9879762
Sauce?

This is the only real winner in this entire thread

>>9879555
She looks like a chubby arab boy.

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>>9880927
SIDES

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You need to fold your dick in half for her to feel it.

>>9879596
please sauce on the grill

>>9879762
SAUCEEEEE

>>9879888
mal malloy

>>9880743
*girls

>>9879555
W-Who this girl?

>>9879555
>Reply
where in FL is she from?

>>9879611
>>9879555
she looks like she's on steroids

>>9879555
she truly has my uncle face
this is sad

>>9879920
No just woman ones

Well for me, i guess all girls

:(

>>9879555
absolutely ugly

>>9879585
i hate it when the balls disappear. it hurts to watch this, event though she looks perfect.

>>9880451
>bitch looks like robbie rotten
...with a big ass.

>>9880870
girls completely out of your league you oversensitive cuck

>>9880358
Watch her Snapchat, that's her bedroom.

>>9879555
DUUUUDE SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE TROLL DOLLS

>>9879750
It indeed is Chrystina the "booty queen"
> Videos are hard to find since she/ and her husband only promote them on 4chan, and other sites.
> They only make a few videos and scam everyone that tries to get more.
> she is an ugly, fat midget on steroids. Pretty soon her clit is going to look like a little dick.

>>9881092
She is, as is her midget husband.
They've posted pictures of them giving each other steroid shots, then went retarded when people laughed at them and pointed it out.

>>9880472
Found you whore. We know this is you posting all your videos. Go hoe around somewhere else.

> Your face is shit
> Tits are fake
> Pussy is nasty
> Legitimately, scammed people for money.

Kick rocks bitch

>>9879645
These bitches only care about money. Her midget husband/bf is probably small and not hung whatsoever himself.

>>9879811
Truth is a bitch

>>9880370
>>9880776
Thats actually her fellas. She posts on here and /b
They post videos on here to make themselves feel better and scam more people for money

>>9879730
And surprise surprise, here she is posting her own account.
Don't buy anything fellas, you won't get your video or picture.

>>9879765
DAMN, name?

>>9880862
notevenwitharenteddick.kpg

>>9881199
chill out, dork.

>>9880390
Lol nothing checks out.
Might as well be an Italian man with all those steroids.

>>9880401
the kicker is she started her own thread lol

> She is the one posting these videos
> She attacks anyone who says anything negative.
> Well her and her midget husband. Its usually 1 or both of them posting on here.

>>9880870
That pussy is worn for sure lol

Stick both hands in there and clap.

>>9881199
Implying that Italian man is out of anyone's league lol.
> Just wave money in her face and she'll bend over faster than you can blink.

>>9879634
source please

>>9879611
she looks like a midget

>>9881321
>ITT LITTLE DICK VIRGINS

Looking for more of op

>>9881354
You mad bro??

every girl

>>9879568

Who's this?

>>9879588
>>9879555
krystina bootyqueen

>>9879566
She looks like real life genderbended snot from American dad

>>9880472
>stag/vixen couple

played yourself next time just say cuck

>>9879555
>Have you heard of the High Elves?

>>9879596
There has to be sauce for this.

>>9879606
Ew, that ectopic canine tooth.

>>9879705
Nice, I hate it when girls whisper in porn.

>>9880431
I'm a chubby chaser and I wouldn't touch her. That kind of fat distribution is really bizarre.

>>9881390
Maserati XXX

>>9879555
So for you, that'd be any girl, right, OP?

>>9879566
Can't wait to see the 10's you're fkn.

>>9879596
>>9881020

look up French Celia

>>9879585
I was waiting for him to grab one of the koi and fuck her with it.

>>9879568
I'm not usually into black girls, and she's not even particularly pretty, but damn is she hot

>>9879611

A runned over cancerous CheesyMcFat "i never mold" McDonalds burger would certainly look more appealing to me, than her face. And I'm anorectic

>>9879555
...what does that even mean? How fuckin small is your dick?

>>9879750
>>9880949

>>9881006
I forget how sexy this is. Anyone have the xray version?

>>9879555
Great body, 10/10 if you're into the older brother from The Wonder Years.

>>9879762
Rose divine.

>>9881538
> Oh snap... I kek'd

>>9881006
>>9881545

Sauce will also be fapped to, if theres a longer video

>>9880843
That's how you get ants.

>>9879710
those balls have some strange color

>>9879622
If I had a ridiculous sum of money, I would have her twerk and strip for me while Flower Duet from Lakme plays in the background, and one of her friends sucks my cock.

>>9879578
this is pretty hot, is it blacked?

>>9879555
Don't worry about pleasing her, just fuck her in the butt

>>9880431
>>9881482

thats because she has an actual medical condition and there is nothing sexy about being unhealthy

>>9881577
Kek

>>9879623
Maybe you just have a micro penis?

>>9880934
kelly divine

>>9879824
>statue of Venus
I think you mean the Venus of Willendorf

>>9879566
I'd put a bag over those legs too

>>9880843

love redheads, too bad I can't see more of her body

>>9881536
>she's not even particularly pretty
>damn is she hot
beauty and attraction, how do they work?

>>9882021
>Maybe you just have a micro penis?
>he doesn't know that some woman legitimately require larger cocks to get off and can't get of to normal sized ones
it's common knowledge that teenie weenies exist but whenever you start talking about loose vaginas things start getting fuzzy, why is that?

>>9879566

She's a triple bagger

You don't need a bigger nothing. There's no merit or flaw in whatever body you happen to have. It just happens.

All you need is someone who's ok with your dick and with how you use it.

>>9880749
Who is that?

>>9879729
you gotta love flappy tits Gianna

>>9881310
>mal malloy

>>9882309
you're supposed to be over 18 to be on this thread dude. and you're very obviously like 12, or something.

>>9879746
This woman looks like a fucking waterbed.

>>9880609
>haz teh
You need to be 18+ to post, buddy.

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>>9881428
FUCK MY SIDES

>>9879555
Italian dude's face on a 10/10 body

>>9881350
agreed. She looks about 4'6"

>>9879555
You first, OP.

>>9882374
emily ratajkowski

>>9881354
I have a little dick yes
I'm a virgin yes
AND I STILL WOULDN'T FUCK HER

>>9882558
show me where it says that faggot

>>9881341
Looks like Ryan Smiles

>>9879555
so fat woman thread and used whore thread?

>>9879568
you could park a car between those front teeth. shit.

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>>9882695
http://www.4chan.org/rules

I don't need a bigger dick to please any chick.

If she ain't pleased, so what? I still got my nut off.

>>9880992
Yeah, got kind of a boy vibe off of her face.

>>9882695
kek you fucking newfag

>>9879684
sauce?

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>>9882718
That's because all you've ever done is fap. Come back when you've actually had your chode inside another person. Because then you will realize how much pleasuring a woman turns you on.

>>9882790
good thing i didnt have to lose cuz this is in da wrong breadpudding

>>9879737
Twerking in Timbs. I like this.

>>9882790
spoken like a true cuck. you're like the guy who laughs at people laughing at your joke, that's how vain you are.

>>9879606
lol beta female

>>9881350
yep

>>9882748
Sauce?

>>9879684
She looks like one of those fertility godesses. I bet she'd be a real catch 3000 years ago.

>>9881577
kekié

>>9882748

Fuck me I wouldn't need a bigger dick to please her, i'd need a fucking wetsuit and scuba gear to go spelunking in that underwater cavern.

??? you dont even need a dick to please a woman . You could be fat as fuck with a 1 cm long dick and please a woman. what the fuck kinda thread is this

>>9879555
LOL pretty sure she'd take anything she can get

>>9882712
damn you. im trying to fap not laugh

>>9882748
holy shit. She's fucking insane. I like it.

>>9880843
sauce????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>9881281

Bingo. Get a real job you dumb slut. Hell, go post on Pornhub and generate interest and views. You'll make money easier that way.

>>9879611
yo! stfu and MOAR!!!!! i think im into midgets

>>9879710
This is aweomse! Source?

>>9881017
I've seen stranger things.

>>9880962
Mal malloy

>>9883049
IZZE
Looks like sparkling blackberry

>>9881671
No, it's Jewed

>>9881006
Dayum. Sauce me sauce gods. Thats a legit dick rider right there.

>>9882985
kek

>>9879693
Hey guys, it's scarce here...

>>9879721
sauce

>>9882921
raysa wetzx or something

could we see more from op?

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>>9883785
sure i just found some more

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>>9883785
another, keep fapping bro

>>9883873
sauce

>>9881509
thanks for the laugh

>>9880691
Rip hope and dreams

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>>9879555
>girls you would need a bigger dick to please

>>9879568
Gonna need a bigger paper bag...

>>9880451
dat ass is number one tho

>>9881509
that's when you know you've been on 4chan too long

>>9883873
>>9883877

Sure, you just 'found' them?

Where exactly?

>>9879555
I need a bigger dick to please any woman, OP. Get the fuck outta here.

>>9881171
>hate it when testicles naturally move closer to the body due to temperature

ok??????

can i reply?

>>9884499
With those digits? Hell yeah!

>>9881671
no you're just a faggot who wants black dick in his life

>>9880014
She did look really fucking short in those clips.

>>9882928

My thoughts exactly.

>>9879653
SAUCEEEE

>>9880862
she only fucks syrian refugees

>>9879555
Not a bigger dick. Maybe a bigger wallet.

>>9884699
I voted for Trump too

>>9879555
Butterface. Jeezus!

>>9879555
Fave of a ten year old Mexican boy. Body is hot as fuck though.

>>9879782
kekeroo

>>9880838
kekeroo

>>9882790
that man's body looks so unnatural

>>9884957
she looks like a guy I knew in high school

>>9879555
if wanna Sauce on this

http://crystinathebootyqueen.tumblr.com/

>>9880917
It's true. I did some still photography for the Blurred Lines shoot. Saw her coming out of Thickes trailer and she had some cum on her shirt. Handed her a tissue trying to be polite before anyone else saw it. She ended up sucking my dick.

>>9881092
she also has a voice which indicates she does steroids too

>>9879596
Sauce is this:

Indecentes-Voisines_ Celia aka Seliya (On teste le gros cul de l estheticienne de Meaux!) XXX [264]

>>9879971
sauce?

>>9885051
She's got the perfect body.

>country singer
>cross in her aliases

Wouldn't mess with, though.

>>9881227
I see a He-Man face

>>9885051
ruined by nigger music

i'm pretty sure shrek isn't a female

>>9885615
they invented the dance tho

>>9880335
>underrated

>>9880843
>RandomOblivionCharacter/10 face
Actual lol.

>>9880843
this just made me crave a soda

>>9879613
And her voice is really deep and a huge turn off haha

>>9880358
top kek

>>9882748
How has she been able to not shit out her colon with that loose asshole.

>>9879555
Fuckin Coby Persin

>>9879645
Greeks idealized small dicks and thought large ones were comical and for savages. Greek statues all have microdicks

>>9880358
She's looking out the window to see if anyone's watching because she's stripping naked silly

>>9883211
Dope show, right? Can't wait for season 2.

>>9885964
>Greeks idealized small dicks and thought large ones were comical and for savages. Greek statues all have microdicks

>translation : Greeks have microdicks

>>9885051
MORE

>>9879568
i kinda wanna get inside that

>>9885624
>dance

>>9879653
bobby hill ass

>>9879746
This world is a bastard

>>9879762
What a truck

>>9879555
I don't have a webm of every girl in the world

>>9886036
HAHA fuck me dude, you're a good egg.

>>9885051
Its a trap

>>9879746
fucking krabby patties man

>>9879588
They look like tall midget.

>>9883211
whoa, what scene did I miss?

>>9882928
KFC wasn't around at that time though

>ITT people that don't understand biology

>>9879596
here you are my friend, she is french, named Celia i believe.
sauce: http://spankbang.com/mqgf/video/une+belle+french+pawg

>>9880363
As a dane, damn! I knew that face looked familiar

>>9879746
Are there any people with medical knowledge enough to explain to me how this happens? as in how is it that her ass is that of an obese woman but her upper body is that of a slightly chubby girl?

I've seen this so often on these threads and it boggles my mind every damn time.

>>9879568
Uglier than an ape

>>9881006
>>9881545
>>9881574
>>9883359
http ://www. xvideos. com/video9105534/squirting_while_fucking_a_bedpost

>>9879611
>>9879555
why does she look like a dwarf that wished for a growth spurt?

>>9882985
lost

>>9883873
sauceeee

>>9879746
you don't mess with krabby patties!

>>9879762
butterface.

>>9882695
newfagging this hard

>>9879555
bump

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>>9885051
fuck she is so hot, I would kill to watch her drop that fat ass down on a big black cock, or at the very least I would consider killing if it meant i got to see that

>>9879642
>>9880934
i came back to 4 chan and here my good man,

>>9887947
/interracial/wild-on-cam-kelly-divine-session/409358/

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>>9879555

>>9887973
Top kekkkk

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>>9879555 >>9883873 >>9883995 >>9884446 >>9887201 >>9879611

>>9888233
Yea he's bigger than I am fml

>>9887669
Sauce on that?

>>9882695
are you sped anon

>>9888301
May be because she is tiny. I believe in you anon.

>>9885964
Greek statues all had flacid cocks?
How can you tell the size of those dicks

>>9885022
Looks like Hank Hill

>>9880843
>>9883049
It's Dolly Little

>>9879705
Sauce?

>>9887669
Hopefully the deal would be to kill yourself.

>>9879568
Her belly once wasn't as round

>>9882748
permanently traumatized

>>9879653
Does the twan ever do anything useful?

>>9879746
This must be some sort of illness.

>>9882683
Straight up soooon, represent!