Shitty Porn Ads Thread

>>>/r/ cuck

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so far, you have a dollar. post rest of it

>>9845136
Is that Dani Jensen? Link to the original?

>>9845173
Here's the link: http://www.EveryPornSiteEverCreatedYouFuckingIdiot.org

>>9845201

link's broken, dogg

>>9845271
nop

>>9845201
I meant the video in which you can hear her say it

>>9845325
I'm no expert, and haven't looked (yet) but I'm pretty sure if you type in 'Dani Jensen please fuck me' in the ol' Google machine, it'd give you a good start.

>>9845211
Who is she

>>9845352
Doesn't help>>9845352

>>9845201
>>9845352
Not her, says the ol' Google machine.

>>9845158
I've been looking for the sauce to this for fucking ever

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Any know the sauce of this one?

>>9845912
it says nancy

>>9845173
>>9845352
I don't think thats Dani Jensen. Dani has more red hair and she's not that hairy (if ya know what I mean) ;)

>>9845763
Click the ad. I'm sure it's not a virus

>>9845763
It's from hxxp://sspppthings.tumblr.com/ - the animation is three posts from the top and he makes some fine artwork!

>>9845173
that's Pristine Edge

>>9845912
Charlee chase i think

>>9845220
Good lord, If I had a source for that chick...

>>9845211
isnt it some disgusting old man fucking her?

There's one I saw a few times, never able to find it again or to find source.

It's an asian girl in a blue dress I think smiling at the camera, then does the masturbaton hand gesture

>>9846644
Anyone know who this is ?

They're purposely shitty to look amateur and draw more clicks. Here's an intreview with someone who used to make these: https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/this-girl-designed-porn-banners-for-a-living

>>9847885
YUP

>>9845385
putalocura
Elle, elly, ele, i don't remember, but her name was something like this

>>9847016
>>9846592
Y'all are dumb as fuck that's definitely Dani Jensen.

>>9848246
fish, this is bait

>>9848111
>finds pic of herself that makes her feel uncomfortable
>in (((military))) no less
>vice faggot writing article posts it
Kek

>>9846648
>profils
seems legit to me

>>9848822
No scam

>>9845136
I LITERALLY SEE THIS ON EVERY SITE. ITS FOLLOWING ME.

>>9846708
You're doing God's work anon

>>9845136
how rich is Mia Khalifa? just get with that sand nigger if she's got so much money

>>9845211
If you search eli tetona you should be able to pull up some vids on her.

>>9848070
Shit, Yuna lives near me? I should move before Bahamut drives the property value into the dirt.

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Anyone know who this is

>>9851244
Some ugly and horny mom

>>9845385
>>9845211
Eli tetona

>>9851176
That's cute. Whose the artist?

>>9847897
Dayanna Perez Sosa. Spelling might be wrong

>>9851244
It's a japanese pornstar by the name of Shion Utsunomiya. She now goes by Rion.

>>9846640
Holy shit, that's me

>>9848111
>One of those people is a young Jewish lady

shut

it

down

>>9848111
>They're purposely shitty to look amateur and draw more clicks
Well it's not working

i have nothing to contribute but i just want to say that this is a great fucking thread. well done boys.

>>9845211
I read it "find a fuckboy in your area".

>>9848111
interesting. thanks for posting

>>9846648
I like that one cause it's basically me a D every girl I've ever dated.

http://is.4chan.org/gif/1483128342903.gif Who is thissss

>>9845211
http://nesaporn.com/to/18505-eli___perfect_tits_vol_2.html

What kind of person even clicks shit like this?

BEKAR ANNELER SİK ARIYOR

>>9845220
I've always wondered of this site was at all real, and if so if the vids were any good.

>>9846648
Who is the artist for this one?

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>>9845136
Can I get source for this one please?

>>9848111
Y-yeah... we made all those mistakes on PURPOSE!

Yeah! Totally!

>>9851058
fucking gold dude

>>9858927
I got you dude. ;)

http://www.4tube.com/videos/364881/jasmine-james-sucks-fucks-burglar-revenge-husband

>>9845220
Need source/s

>>9846635
>>9846640
>Dagoth's corpus business.

>>9856959
>>9856971
YLYL?

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>>9845173
Can't find it anywhere. Maybe there is no more than that, since there is this one.

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I uh, liked this one.

>>9859326
Many thanks

>>9860462
>toot
>toot
>toot

>>9853369
loolllll

>>9851176
>>9851973
idk but arent those characters from some french kids cartoon? shows name is ladybug or however you spell that in frog

>>9857349
The sites legit, but I haven't been able to find the vids from the ad

>>9854113
Lol what do you mean? Like they all shoved your face into their groin?

Anyone have the one with the amazonian chick and the long black hair, maybe a drummer, and she picks him up and puts his legs over her head, wears him like an apron with a dick in her mouth.

You know the one.

I myself was in complete disbelief as my sides dissolved from their places

>>9860462
Sauce?

>>9863705
Phoenix Marie - Hardcore High Notes

>>9860335
So, who is this chick. She looks familiar.

>>9857349
>>9863354
It's a scam. The site ( Amaland ) is a huge fucking scam. The promotional shit looks to good to be true , because it is. If you want to try to find the videos then just reverse image search the photo and try to find it.

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I kek every time I see this one

>>9848111
>In the end, you're all gay. It's all men to men, and girls have nothing to do with this. They're just the face and they have no control. It's all really homoerotic.

kek

>>9859326
I may be mistaken but aren't there other ads/videos that are similar?

>>9860335
sauce on this vid?

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The thought of this gets me diamonds

>>9845220
My nigger, I was going to post this same chick. Gotta find out who she is.
There is this one ad of her in a bikini, I saw that one first then this marvellous naked one appeared, I think her nips are shooped

>shitty porn ads
>causes thread on ads
>free advertisement

Does this make these good ads then?

>>9860462
>Phoenix Marie - Hardcore High Notes
>>9863729
Fuck yes, thank you!

>>9857252
wtf dude

>>9854238
He barely cums at all...

>>9845220
The blonde with the blue phone really reminds me of a girl I used to shag.

It's great when you see things like that, porn with look-a-likes from your real life.

>>9866993
this is "oh my" levels of ridiculous

>>9856959
This clip is a federal offense now that this great man won.

>>9860462
http://www.youpornzz.com/mobile/watch.php?vid=e4428aaf1
Aploogies for the mobile link poorfag here can't afford pc
Also she did a great scene with Connor Coxx, same sort of mild milfy femdom

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Also, has anyone source on the original video?

>>9846644
Why didn't they call it "DirTinder"? Missed opportunity, really...

>>9846648
>No registration
>No fakes profils

>>9846635
they call me.... Tyrone the Impaler.
I'm a serial killer, I invite girls to my crib, and stab them with me 16 inch dick, it's so big it literally goes through them if they try to sit on it completely.

>>9850985
I would not say no

>>9876270
Source?

>>9877751
you nutty fatty!

>>9866993
Kekkeroni

>>9866993
Looks like stefan

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Need sauce to this one plz

>>9846471
underrated

>>9846640
>it's so good you'll have this massive cock
>No seriously buy it
>this guy was born this way naturally, but you can have a frankencock!

>>9848070
>tired of jerking off?
>then come jerk off to cartoon tits you lonely faggot

>>9881094

It's cp.

>>9846644
Isn't this just regular Tinder without false pretenses?

>>9881034
been looking for this for ages. do you know what the source is?

>>9856971
dont worry shes not ill

>>9883735
Prove it.

>>9883846
this is 100% shooped

>>9860462
I heard Yakety Sax (aka the Benny Hill theme) in my head when I watched that.

>>9863742
marsha may

>>9867759
This is part of a comic set about a dude who dominates women until his aunt dominates him into a back and forth power struggle of anal domination.

>>9883846
in the source it only goes like half of that into her throat

>>9860462
I'm intrigued by her forcibly deepthroating herself, what a nice girl

>>9845220
i think the girl from the still is lola taylor, or she's close enough

>>9881112
perkele

>>9883900
Who's this

>>9849006
Names?

>>9883993
ur mum

>>9863697
pheonix marie. she's like 5'9" and decently ripped

>>9845136
You mean like the ones at the bottom of this very page?

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>>9845220

>>9860462
How tall is Jordie?

>>9883956
Where do I find this set?

I swear i posted it yesteday but i guess i didn't. Cant find it r now but its one of Brazzer's Black friday ads with some oiled chick and it looks pretty hardcore, would love to get the source. Will suck off anyone who gets it, thanks ;D

>>9851244
its a very disappointing scene.

>>9867759
Looks like a scene from the joke and cum mines on mars

>>9847889
suh my dude
It's AOAs Mina lmao idk where the actual ad is

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2014/07/aoas-minas-photo-found-being-used-without-permission-on-a-porn-site

>>9881094
That's brodybabe8

>>9885717
have a name?

>>9845211
does this work?

>>9887649
Thanks sauce god anon.

>>9863343

Miraculous Ladybug. My girlfriend is obsessed with it.

The other character is Chat Noir.

>>9885637
>2017
>not using adblock

>>9889533
whoaa souce

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PornHub

>>9889518
Sauce on second vid?

>>9857407
glub-on-it on tumblr if i remember correctly

All are porn-hub

>>9887864
Tessa Taylor maybe, not sure

>>9884016
Nice. This bonkers shit is hilarious!

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I'm never going to find the tree girls in shorts

>>9876349
Sounds like an indian name lmao

>>9889533
>>9889574
Here ya go buddy. Wasn't that hard to find

http://yespornplease.com/view/202120074

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Sauce on this pls

>>9892808
I don't know the source but that is Xo Gisele

>>9856971
Obviously this is Russia's fault.

-t. MSM.

>>9885736
Artist is Kamitora, don't know about the set.

>>9860462
The floor is lava.

>>9889560
Wow, sauce on thie?

>>9889609
Source on the black chick?

>>9856971
"Hiliary doesn't have the stamina to become president"..."It takes tremendous stamina to become president"

Trump

God I love this guy

>>9845912
Nancy. she lives a few miles down the road from me.
She's ALWAYS ready to fuck.

>>9856971
>Russians hacked my shoes!!
This is what lost it for her.
This and the fact that she's pure evil.
Back to /pol/ with me.

>>9858927
This husband is retarded the burglar is clearly visible in the doorway

>>9860462
This is the worst thing I've ever seen

>>9856959
if only

>>9887864
no, cant even remember where i got the pic.

>>9856959
Wouldn't robo cop have a much tighter grouping?

>>9848070
Yep, I'm looking up porn because I'm tired of jerking off.

>>9883951
Marsha May has a bit more tattoos.

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Anyone have the link for this video

>>9892911

kek

>>9893399
Diamond Jackson

>>9892513
Middle is Scarlett knight. Can anyone source the bikini grill? She is so hot.

>>9848070
yuna...........

>>9881112
Kennedy leigh

>>9883991
Trolol joni

>>9845174
Jada Stevens

>>9859356
>Underrated
>Awake

>>9846644
http://www.xvideos.com/video23133571/dayana_perez_sosa_se_masturba_con_dildo_frente_a_la_camara

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This one gets me. Does any anon know her name?

>>9902661
I mean blonde girl in red shirt with the white door behind.

>>9889518
sauce for the second scene?

>>9897892
I don't know what to tell you, I fap to her all the time and it's 100% marsha in that pic

>>9881094
wtf is Badoo??!!

>>9889533
needs more yakkity sax

>>9897361
thats a burst fire pistol, so he can only be so accurate

>>9894616
hah! yeah, he is tho

>>9904345
Can't seem to find the gif but there been one I've been looking for for a while.
The chick is a blonde milf and the guy is kinda a short white guy and he's laying in a tub while his "mom" is washing him and starts jerking him off. Anyone know the source?

>>9904373
Shit, didn't mean to reply

>>9846648
Love this

>>9845158
I'm getting tired of these faggots ripping off people's sfm creations and using them in their ads.

>>9848111
(((Jewish)))

Mmmmm, is not surprising. Posting this on /pol/

>>9848111
>making ads for desperate, white men
oy de la vey!!

>>9881112
ebin :DDDDDDDD

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>>9903869
Okay.

>>9860462
I love how the women just man handle this boy, I remember the first time seeing him in some porno with a spanish bimbo milf and being like "no way he is fucking 18" and being kinda put off. Now he nails top tier pornstars, fucking guy.

>>9889611
>>9903605
It's Skyla novea, roommate something.

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>>9907873
And here's an even better version that doesn't cut out halfway through.

>>9877777

Nice Quints

got the one of the dude fucking a cantaloupe or something claiming they can make your dick bigger?

>>9871105
X-23?

>>9871111
check'em

>>9875766
Wow your stupid

>>9910614
you're* autist

>>9898645
I want it too

This shit makes me mad. Who the fuck makes these? Do people actually click on them? Where do they get their income and how are they able to keep some of these ads going for so long?

>>9906592
this

it's unbelievable how they haven't been sued yet.

>>9897361
Plus he was all fucked up at that point, post ED-209 battle.

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Source on this

>>9888409
>not supporting 4chan

>>9893399
>>9900989
http://www.redtube.com/1321438

>>9918405
got me

>>9867673
There is no vid.