Lucie Wilde thread

>>9843306
>Lucie Wilde
Why does her head look like a crushed egg shell with a humans face pulled over it?

>>9843306
>more of this deadfish with big tits

>>9843516
The legend say when puberty came creeping in on dear young Lucie the gods of whatever gave her a choice. Look stunning or have giant tits, and you know how the gods work, their deals always have a down side. Which would be her face in this situation.

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>>9845233
She's fucking retarded.

>>9843516
fetal alcohol syndrome

She isn't hot or anything, but she just has that face that I want to have sex with. idk /b/

I want to both cum on her face and punch her in the face.
>tfw

Her tits are fucking ugly. Her face is cute.

>>9845631
Strange - most have the opposite view.

>>9845655
Herd mentality.

if she was in a porn where she played an actual robot that would make me diamonds probably

>>9843324
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>>9845233

Best "Dove" comercial so far

>>9845564

I know right...It so strange. She is just so lifeless.

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>>9844206

True...

>>9845233

She must be the dumbest chick in porn.

>>9844192
I agree I want to fap to her but all of her movies are complete shit. The only decent movies she has are a grangbang and a fucking awkward 4some.


She is a garbage pornstar

>>9843306
lel, you can land a plane between them eyes

>>9845381

Yup...

https://www.reddit.com/r/LucieWildeIsRetarded

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>>9846555

Heh.

>>9846576
Great tits though

>>9846166
She'd probably mess it up and have an actual personality for once.

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>>9846755

>>9846755
>>9846788
>emotion
is this real life

>>9846809
is this just fantasy

>>9843516
she's legitimately retarded

>tfw shes the same age as me
>tfw she was probably a huge slut in school
>tfw I didnt grow up in Czechland fucking slutty 10/10s

>>9846848
Caught in a landslide

>>9846788
is she a fucking retard? does she not know how pool works? I'm triggered.

>>9846788

her just hitting random balls triggers me fa more than it should.

>>9847582
There was another Czechbro in much older thread who was saying that he actually went to the school with her. In short:
>Her mum was a heavy drinker, even during the pregnancy. Lucie's ultra-wide emotional spectrum is result of that.
>She was really dumb. But in that innocent, not-aggresive harmless way. She was also very sweet he said.
>She was bullied in school for that.
>She was talked to the porn by her ex-boyfriend supposedly.

Not sure about it, he could be just larping, but it seems rather realistic. And our country is pretty small.

>>9848219
>is she a fucking retard?
yes

Thank god she didn't fuck any niggers. Stay pure my angel :>

>>9849504
Hahaha but she did fuck a BLACK guy retard

>>9848219
Fetal alcohol syndrome

>>9846488
Where can one find more high school/pre-porn Lucie?

>>9843306
Nice body but she fucks like a deadbeat.

My favorite scene of hers is one of the Legalporno videos.
She's getting DP'ed and it's getting a little rough on her so she starts tapping the guy in chest to take it easy.
Only thing is she's tapping the wrong guy.

>>9849516
Don't tell him. He might have to kill himself.

>>9849516
proof?

>>9848120
No escape from reality

>>9849623

Kek.

>>9850145
open your eyes

Holy shit there are so many faggots in this thread. Not really surprised though because this board has been overrun by faggots lately.

>>9849623
Source? all the guys treat her like glass in all her scenes Ive seen. I've never even seen her do anal beyond just the tip.

>>9850338
Look up to the sky and see

>>9852286
iafd lists
Legal Porno SZ417 - Anal DP Bald IR and
Legal Porno SZ437 - Anal DP Bald A2M

>>9852435
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy

>>9852558
He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.

>>9843324
look at those udders

>>9846488
Where did you get this?!

>>9843313
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bumperkampf

Does anyone know if she's retired?

>>9843306
She looks kinda retarded, still hot but kinda autistic.

>>9859026
... Seriously?

I know for a fucking fact you read the thread and still decided to comment on how she looks retarded despite 50 out of 59 replies already states THAT SHE IS INDEED FUCKING RETARDED.

FUCK.

YOU.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9855189
Kek xc