Celeb Fap Thread

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Posting more Beckinsale

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Julie Benz aka Rita from Dexter

>>9834496

wtf ?

>>9834510
what episode of lazy town is this?

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>>9834709

>>9834510
who the fuck is herslag

>>9835281
google it retard

bump for susan sarandon

>>9834496
Sauce? WTH is this

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>>9834510

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>>9834408
have some firebush

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>>9836411

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>>9836415

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>>9836396

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>>9836436

>>9836411
>Imagine being Arnold pasta

>>9836411
Didn't Jamie lee Curtis have nude scenes

>>9836411
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>9836411
God Jamie Lee Curtiss is so awkwardly sexy.

>>9836516
Wut

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>>9834408

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>>9836567

>>9836396
Thanks, love a bit of firebush

>>9836436
Real but not spectacular :(

>>9834408
that fucking filename

>>9836543
can you not read

>>9836396
>>9836415
Merkins! Merkins as far as the eye can see!

>>9836516
dude did jamie lee curtis kill your dog or something?

>>9834694
>>9836341
Fire on the Amazon (1993)

>>9836572
*studio audience goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

>>9836516
>autism

>>9836684
>>9836654
>>9836543
>being this new

>>9836567
Jamon, Jamon (1992), was her first movie with only 18 years old.

>>9836516

Why have I heard this before?

I don't remember from what, but I'm like 99% sure this is copied from something and it's bothering me that I can't remember.

>>9836514
In Trading Places.

>>9836646
wut

>>9836567
>Tastes like ham.

>>9836516
everytime

>>9836885
I don't get it, and I'm not that new. Can you explain?

>>9836411
this reminds me of that webm with that stupid robot dancing

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>>9834709
the best one

>>9836581
underrated

>>9834437
Fix your fucked up file names, faggot, and you wouldn't have to provide sauce. Just saying

pls post tonia sotiropoulou nude from brotherhood
and rose leslie from sticky notes

>>9836446
>negative ass

anyone got mary louise parker?

>>9837799
Not OP, but those are gfycat links. Stop being so autistic

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>>9838088
That wasn't the point. The point was that an actual descriptive filename would stop this thread from being weighed down by "SAAAUCE?"-faggotry.

>>9837334
It's a dumb /tv/ meme

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>>9837799
you're wasting your time. Thread's full of fuckin holiday kids.

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>>9838162
newer version

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>>9836415
Oh wow. I never knew...

>>9835281
(((portman)))

>>9834423

Literal female perfection of a human being. Hot as fuck, perfect body and face, brunette, good sense of humor, successful actor. Holy fuck

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Shame she was the worst part of Westworld. Terrible actress who can only 'act' by opening her mouth wide and gasping for air (that's her 'sad face')

>>9838202
good

>>9837830
bump for this pls, new nudes

>>9838179
and that's the last bit of lewdness we'll ever get from her... probably.
Of course she might go all-out Susan Sarandon. Unlikely though.

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>>9834460
>>9834457

here's the superior Mara.

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>>9836411
>>9836370

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>>9835281
Hershlag, not "Her slag".
Hershlag is Yiddish for "heartbeat".

>>9838306
wtf i like toes now

>>9836411
CRY 'HAVOC!', AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!!!

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>>9836446
no trimming detected.

>>9838197
Can't stand that fucking beaner

>>9838399
this erects the penis

>>9838330
>>9834447
>>9834445
she should do porn really

>>9838303
I really dont know. I like Rooney's face a lot,but Mara's body is fucking stacked.

>>9838925
*Kate Mara's body

Muh bad.

Anyone have the webm of the girl with glasses that forgets to get dressed and goes out and gets on the train etc? Turns my dick to diamonds.

>>9838286
where is it from?

>>9838914 I totally 100% agree would love to see my self go balls deep in that beautiful Blonde!

>>9838204
>>9838209
so geeky and yet so hot and beautiful

>>9836341
from the film 'Fire on The Amazon'

>>9838181
She wore that outfit so often that you get desensitized to it, whenever she wore normal clothes it made me diamonds.

>>9836516
Dude, have you ever seen the housekeeper Arnie cheated on his wife with? Jamie Lee Curtis is a fucking upgrade by a dozen levels.

Arnie doesn't actually have standards when it comes to women. He just needs a warm hole.

>>9838311
But why call her "heartbeat"?

>>9834443
Sauce please... Lake is fucking gorgeous

>>9834451
I want to inhale her musky bush

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>>9839801
Don't know source sadly

>>9836396
This fire crotch just made my day.

>>9839801
black rock

>>9836654
Or steal your heterosexuality or what dude?

>>9837167
Merkin is a pubic "wig" that actresses wear when they don't want to show pus

>>9838230
That's quite a dumpster right there.

>>9839456
Daisy Diamond http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0839773/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_24

>>9836423
Holy fuck she went nude!
Gonna cum buckets tonight

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>>9834408

>>9838164
never knew maggie smith was such a freak!

>>9840985
you still don't. it's not her.

>>9836411
that's some tantra movement if I ever saw it

>>9838133
jesus that lowerbody was so ridiculous

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>>9838286
This scene is nothing without the HQ sound bru

>>9840951
Who is that?

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>>9841022
Thanks, had it with sound before but hard disk broke

>>9837334
It's autism

Anyone got margot robbie's sex scenes from The Wolf of Wall Street? They always made me diamonds.

>>9837055
Its a copypasta changed for different people. I remember one for Chloe Grace Moretz and that limo boy who got caught making a weird face at her as she got out of her limo.

>>9838183
You're not wrong.

>>9838209
Who are these people?

>>9841670
Funhaus, a Youtube channel. Pretty funny

>>9839827
She gets blacked

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Larger version with sound:
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>>9836516
classic copypasta. I'm jealous of all the newfags who just got to read this for the first time.

>>9834447
Thank you!! I was looking for something just like this.

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>>9839754
name of girl on right?

>>9836662
Apparently she had such a terrible time making this movie she swore off sex scenes forever.

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>>9838202
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>>9838246
god she makes me cum so hard.

>>9842765
That's a very sad fetish, anon.

>>9842753
The bitch has massive self esteem issues so I figure it's more just an excuse.

There's a part in Miss Congeniality where her coworkers are using a computer to mock up bikini pictures of cops to see who would blend in to a beauty pageant more, Ernie Hudson was her chief and as a gag they do him too.

Hudson actually allowed himself to be photographed wearing women's swimwear for the scene. Bullock refused and they had to photoshop it.

>>9842677
who tf is that?

>>9842801
aubrey plaza

>>9842795
What fetish? Jerking off to celebrity whores?

Retard.

>>9838191
agreed. Almost all the actors were bad really put a damper on the show. Hopkins being an obvious exception.

>>9838145
Alexandra Daddario is fucking LEGENDARY.

>>9836524
Was, my mate, was. Now she is old bag.

>>9838249
excellent cinematography but my dick is inclined to dislike it

>>9842526
Another poor victim woman who suffers because she has to have sex to get what she wants. How sad.

>sarcasm /off

Movies with themes like this really trigger me.

>>9842765
fuckn nutted

>>9841022
I really wish they had hidden the fact that the strap-on was not inside her better. Would have been so much hotter if it either actually was or they found a way to make it look that way.

>>9839801
Really? Hot bod with a man face.

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>>9839738
Cause your heart would've skipped a beat if you had been with her on the set of "Léon: The Professional"

>>9842677
Cody Lane?

>>9838311
How incredibly gay is that guy You got a perfect jewess after you and you ignore.

>>9842677
Paulina James

>>9842765
sauce

>>9844190
do it again

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>>9846401
she wants guys to cum for her

>>9842270
No idea what this is but I really like the pale chick. Thanks dude

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>>9838311
>>9834510
>>9844616

Neta-Lee, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul, Ne-ta-Lee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps up and down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Ne. Ta. Lee.
She was Nat, plain Nat, in the morning, standing five feet three in one sock. She was Natty in slacks. She was Portman at school. She was Natalie on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always HERSHLAG.

>>9842778
Gaby Hoffman

>>9842753
> sex scenes

What, do you mean, with bodily fluids being exchanged? How gross!

>>9844554
Nah, man, Lake Bell is gorgeous.

>>9846740
Wow. The years were less kind to her.

I guess that's what happens when you don't get a nose job...

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>>9846884

>>9846686
LITKEK

>>9846391
fuckn nutted again

>>9838311
that nervous shifting is pretty darn cute, actually.

>>9838156
Back when this came out there wasn't much to jack off to on the internet yet so this was pretty fucking awesome.

>>9834464

I need to watch Eyes wide shut again. Apparently if you ignore Tom Cruise it's pretty good.

>>9839756
Dave Franco you lucky bastard!

Anyone have Patricia Arquette in lost highway? I remember her having some good curves.

>>9834418
Uncovered

>>9841022
Why u make it look depressing

>>9846686
>the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps up and down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Ne. Ta. Lee.

my heart got hard from this. not in the bad way

>>9834496
Ahh yes, Sandra Bullock, a female Ashton Kutcher

>>9834496
Because this is totally how sex works.

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>>9846884
>>9846915

>>9838286
>>9841022

The penis envy here is pathetic. Women that do this are hilarious.

>>9848854
Not a bit of nudity and I'm fully erect nevertheless. Not bad.

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>>9834418
She is still hot but you can tell how much surgery she has gone through.

>>9848874
It's more about Noomi being defiled in the scene not two dykes using a surrogate cock. She's trying to get a part in a film by going home with a female director of producer or whatever and instead of some lesbian stuff she's getting her hair pulled, spanked & fucked with a strap on.

It's the start of her self degradation of to punish herself for killing her baby. Later on she's getting fucked in the asshole for porn and pretending to be a tranny prostitute and is fucking guys up the ass with a strap on herself.

>>9846902
Funny how both the cute kids from uncle buck grew up to be junkie looking shitbags

>>9834496
All anyone could focus on was how ridiculous the fake sex looked.

>>9836411
She looks pretty silly. Another factoid: Had her legs (of all body parts) insured during her day. Whacky thing is, her legs are only "ok"...her breasts and ass are her high points (leg man here). Most celebs don't have great bodies in my opinion regardless, there are TONS of every day women who have better genes or fitness levels whose bodies blow away most of the famous female celebs...and easily.

>>9836516
kek, first time reading this shit

>>9836575
God I just want to kneel behind her and look up at her ass as she shakes a turd into my mouth.

>>9838181
The funniest part was that she was always in heels. Like a Borg would ever wear heels.

Of course she had to due to her legs and stature (made her look much better, but heels tend to do that for every woman).

>>9841022
Hard to tell which one was enjoying it more

>>9838151
one of the hottest of all time

>>9838183
Who is it?

>>9851509
kate beckinsale, ya dingus.

>>9851535
Damn, the chick from those wolf/vampire movies? I should recognize her.

>>9846884
which one is it?

>>9838176
>actually hating jews
get a new ideology you degenerate

>>9848060
My D is concrete

>>9836683
Lmao

>>9836411
i busted to this so much as a teen.

>>9838513
colombia is not mexico men

>>9834435
Dead god ty anon, i always loved this 1

>>9838311

more like "Not-hot-alee Portly".

I don't even have a pol agenda, she's inferior to other jewish women such as dianna agron and even rachel bilson

>>9834460

what is the context of this

>>9851624
they don't eat beans in columbia?

>>9846686
Not bad.

>>9834429
wtf I love Underworld now

>>9846686
I just watched that movie today. Good shit.

>>9838183
The Hollywood slut

>>9838202
yuck.

>>9846771
You glorious basterd. If I could, I would buy you a beer. That post made my year

>>9841200
That doesn't really work as an explanation on 4chan. Everything on here is autism unless specifically stated otherwise.

>>9838294
Thank God. She looks like a skeleton with std's now.

>>9836567
He rly is going for it

>>9836567
jd from scrubs

>>9846391
>>9846401
>>9846414
dont mind if i do then

>>9836597
> "mechanic resurrection" - her ass is still as good as in "into the blue"

>>9851821
they eat beans in england,chille,america,zimbabawe a beaner is a mexican

>>9851756
She was having an affair with Kevin Spacey's character (the Speaker of the House) and prefers him in bed to her nu-male colleague that she's fucking in the webm

>>9838294
She's got the kind of career now that Jennifer Lawence hopes to have.

As in she used to get FUCKLOADS of cash for her movies but once she hit 30 everyone stopped giving a fuck. JLaw might have it worse because she's never legitimately been a box office star in her own right like Diaz was.

>>9852616
It's ancient copypasta you fucking idiot.

>>9853441
I bet Kevin Spacey totally ran a train on her.

>>9854071
Dude Kevin Spacey likes cock and only cock.

>>9836581
Holy shit man

>>9834426
to have a body like that with such a lovely face. Plus she's been hot for like 30 years with no sign of stopping.

>>9838204

>>9838209
james is a lucky man. oh and benson too.

>>9848854
dripping precum already.
would attempt to assassinate Trump for.

>>9848854
That voice of hers...

>>9852616
It's not autism.

>>9855687
Try not to hit anyone else. We don't need another Brady Bill.

>>9842753
The movie itself or the sex scene in particular? I've heard they can be really awkward, but isn't that just part of business?

>>9838191
I thought the acting was pretty good. But I guess the inner nerd in me might not be too critical because they're playing robots programed to mimic human emotion. So any "bad acting" is just a flaw in that programing rather than the actor.

>>9836411
can someone edit the arnold part out

>>9848060
When me and wife were both servers in college we'd do this when the opportunity presented itself. Good times...

>>9836597
>Jessica Alba
I remember when I thought she was hot. 2008?

>>9856077
Do you call your hand 'wife'?

>>9855687
I know right. My dick's doing the old firehose routine already, without a single stroke.

>>9852370
...awyeh the 'hollywood' slut that doesn't live in hollywood and barely partakes in hollywood events

>>9848854
Completely justifies John Hinckley.

>>9834496
http://www.xvideos.com/video4974964/sandra_bullock_sex_scene_in_fire_on_the_amazon

>>9838191
I just wished she wasn't in it.

>>9849963
except Sandra bullock, I would give anything for that woman

>>9854071
Don't worry, I understood that reference pham

>>9846686
Are you the same anon from /hr/?

>>9844616
>>9846686

If you read the original script, the movie was supposed to be even more explicit with romance and sex between Leon and Matilda.

Natalie parents made the director changes many thing in the script.

>>9844515
You watch too much explicit stuff, man.
The unjaded are fine with it.

>>9856077
That's awesome!
How long ago was this?
How is the sex life holding up?
I ask because I'm super divorced lol

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Selma Blair - Fiction

>>9838399

I have watch this movie more times that I can remember, never noticed that... Thanks anon

>>9848854
She was in the closet her whole life. Everyone guessed.

>>9849535
Where is this from?

>>9858959
Not that I recall...

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When the fappening hit there was talk/hope of more stuff. It would be a real shame if someone out there is sitting on a trove of clips ready to release them.

>>9838235
cocaine saved numerous of carreers

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>>9834429

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>>9849976
well who's stopping you?

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>>9843726
Maybe this is more to your dick's liking.

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>>9851556

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>>9860655
Was really hoping this thread would stick to nekkid celebs...

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One of my personal faves, Rosario Dawson.

>>9860568
You're not the same guy who makes all this thread and insists autistically on calling her Netalee Hershlag? You're a club then?

>>9861112
No. I don't insist autistically on calling her Netalee Hershlag. If you had read my original post you would've noticed that I've called her five different names in that post alone.
She's Natalie Portman, born Neta-Lee Hershlag.
I'm not a /pol/cuck and I'm absolutely fine with both names – even though I think there's hardly a doubt that 'Natalie Portman' has a more "Hollywoodian" ring to it.

>>9861112
>>9861166

Also my original post was a play on the beginning of Nabokov's "Lolita" – just in case you didn't know.

>>9860724
http://fr.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=459971835

best lesbian scene EVA guaranteed will u cum

>>9846686
What does she say?

>>9841001
What's it from?

>>9861166
>>9861173
No problem anon, I liked your first post. I was just curious.

>>9861221
"I pooped."

>>9861308
Jolene. The old chick is Frances Fisher if you need more of her nude.

>>9834451
What season of House is this episode?

>>9860561
the movie 'get hard'

>>9838183
The only problem is that she looks like her dad

>>9843234
thandie newton, ed harris?

>>9838138
wait, is milla just a clone of brooke shields?!

>>9860251
>"I rebel"

>>9844616
dem nubz...

>>9834414
nice

>>9839806
kek

>>9854071
KEK well done anon

>>9838191
i should really binge this show

>>9860692
You're a good person.

>>9837334
>I'm not that new
why would someone just go on the internet and tell lies like that?

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>>9849976
love this meme

>>9836411
Does anyone else kind of see JLC as the female Nicholas Cage in some ways? Also I don't understand how so many people are attracted to her. She looks like a man to me.

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>>9864590

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>>9864609

>>9834709
the movie name is "Closer"

>>9836411
as kid I wait that movie for record on my VHS, a good fap material

>>9864186
place your thumb on her face and look at her body, its the perfect example of a butter face