Scary

>>9829329
fucking kek

link full vid?

crazy but kind of hot

>>9829388

I've seen some shit on this place over the years

>>9829388
Sauce?

>>9829329
This is actually an asylum in Spain. The "dude" is attendant and the chick is a patient. Don't ask how I know this.

>>9829388
What is she going to tell the guys at the pearly gates when they show her this video? Good luck getting a pass.

>>9829424
How do you know this and what is your source

>>9829388
thats just fucking disgusting

>>9829329
the file title is the best tho

>>9829424
>>9829441
why are they talking english then

>>9829509
That tilt back when she farts

Belongs in an YLYL thread that shit was funny

>>9829388
she should at least let us borrow her vag if shes just going to lay it to waste amirite

>>9829388
That gives new meaning to cunt punch.

>>9829424
Only saw the first one with no talking
you fucking dumpling

>>9829329
source please?!

>>9829815
yes indeed sauceeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9829399
Haven't we all anon

>>9829388
What the fuck,

>>9829388
sauce pls

>>9829388
wow, this is new to me.

>>9829399
kek bahjahhahahahahahahhah

>>9829429
kek

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>>9829329
Is this the same guy???

>>9829329
>>9829348
>>9829353
>>9829356

whats the big deal about these? just some rough facefucking i reckon

>>9830294
If so, what a legend.

>>9830323
to me it's one of the best i've seen because you rarely get to see the guys face in facefucking videos

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this is kinda scary

>>9829353
very good girl

Sauce!?

>>9830397
Sauce on dis?

>>9830343
kek

>>9829388
Holy cunt puncher!

>>9829388 she's fishing?

>>9830647
La Bete, a 1975 french film. It's on pornhub, this clip at least, as Monster footjob

>>9829509
what's the girl on the rights name

>>9829388
Just lost boner. No fap tonight for me. Goodnight.

His facial expressions...

>>9830343
Its been bugging me since i saw the train vid. Looks exactly like him and has that same evil smirk right at the start.
SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS SHIT

>>9829388
I think shes just changing channels on the tv she shoved up there couple weeks before she made the vid.

>>9829388
WTF haha

>>9829388
When you think about it that's not real different from a well hung guy plowing her. Her coordination is impressive though.

>>9829329

Ramsay Bolton getting a blowjob.

Diamonds
thanks OP

>>9829329
these file names, kek
blade runner's the shit

>>9829538
>an YLYL
>an

Why is this suddenly a fucking thing

SOURCE PLZ

>>9829388
Raisa Wetsx is amazing

>>9829424
>Don't ask how I know this.
No need to ask, you don't know shit. Wouldn't have believed you even if they hadn't talked english

>>9829388
If I didn't know any better, she's laying on a puppy pad...

>>9832726
why don't you an hero if it bothers you so much

>>9830294
What song are they playing I think I heard it before

>>9833874
Billie jean starts off then it remixes into another song which i forgot the name of

>>9829388
see that´s scary shit ....... WOW

>>9829329
this is the fetish I'm scared to fap to

>>9829329
Come on someone must have sauce?

>>9829329
Bump for sauce

>>9829388
jeez la fucking weez

>>9829348
to be honest, selfishly using a girl's mouth like that feels really fucking good

I don't blame him

she must be into pleasing him and want to do it if she's doing it

>>9829329
Source : http://www.xvideos.com/video21167033/crazy_guy_wildly_use_a_stupid-fat-pig_s_throat
I think it is anyway..

>>9833874
>>9833978
Herbie Hancock - Chameleon

>>9836046
>>9829329
When people say that women always go for the narsisistic asshole, that's what they mean. I think it's very sad, although it does have evolutionary reasons. But if you are that kind of self-absorbed assfuck who doesn't care about other's feelings, you'll get EVERYTHING you want from chicks and if someone doesn't kill you for it, you'll get away with it. It's a fucking shame, cause being a good guy is like hard mode of life. I've tried both and it just made me fucking depressed.

Storytime:
>dated a chick
>I tried to be a gentleman cause felt like pressure for sex was the reason last gf didn't work out
>asked a lot about comfort zones and whatnot
>tried to give space
>sex was good, rough sex did happen time to time
>tried to communicate
>did everything to her
>picked her up if needed, paid the bills
>still everything getting worse and worse and less and less sex
>broke up
>half a year later, complete lack of interest in the chick
>felt like gave her too much and got too little back, sexually and emotionally
>random hook up, drunk, ended up rebound fucking
>just rail her
>fuck her throat, deepthroat
>hold her hands tight, just give to her Rocco style
>get an idea and grab vaseline and lube up her ass
>her first time so pretty sure not gonna happen
>heat of the moment, she tenses up but let's me continue
>vaseline the ass and cock
>put it in pretty hard
>flinches
>stop, fully in
>no protest
>continue, in 5 mins fucking her ass in such a pornstar way
>she's loving it, comes 3 times in 2 minutes
>NEVER THOUGHT I'D EXPERIENCE THIS
>I cum deep inside
>she asks why haven't I done that before
>just say dunno
>think about it and realize it's because I tried to be a nice guy

We didn't get back together but fuck regularly. Thought it was just one-chick-thing but tested out on multiple girls and totally convinced that the less you care about a chick, the more you will get, the more she will love you, the better sex you'll have.

>>9836713
You can be a nice guy and fulfill a womans rough sex fantasies at the same time. I enjoy being treated like a worthless whore in the bedroom, but all other aspects of the relationship please do be a nice guy.

>>9836907
I wish it was like that but either I'm doing everything wrong or there really is problem with most women. It's like the best way to feel a woman cares about you is to be 90% asshole and then every now on then, 1/10 of the time, do something really nice. That's like seriously my life lesson to give based on my life, if you want to be happy. And it seems to make the women happy too. It makes no sense.

>>9830397
o monstro de um olho só

>>9829388
This is why I don't like feminism.

>>9829388
Fucking kek

>>9836925
It's all about balance my dude. Girls don't like assholes, but personally when a guy is overly nice all the time it's a bit boring.

>>9829388

That's fucking hot


Gotta love it when a woman is in touch with her own body like this

>>9837646
Hairy pits sure.. But I actually already wanna die..So this makes me wanna Die!

>>9829388
When you can't afford an abortion

>>9833712
>an hero
wtf?

>>9831052
Rilynn Rae I believe

>>9829329
>>9829348
>>9829353
>>9829356
fucked my girlfriend's mouth like this last night, it was fun until she vomitted all over the sheets
cleaned it up and continued tk facefuck her

>>9837813
you don't deserve that close shit if your here right now barking for the sake barking

>>9837757
is it summer already?

>>9838011
>I-It's just bait, anon

>>9837813
i wouldve eaten your gfs vomit.

>>9829388
i masterbate to this cam girl all the time love it!

>>9837813
Suuure ya did. #virgin

>>9830247
ikr strange seeing something new in this era

>>9829329
>>9829348
>>9829353
>>9829356
whys he doing all that gay shit with his tongue. ruined the entire thing.

>>9829388
She looks like David Spade.

>>9837813
The vomit is all part of the fun.

>>9836713
more or less the same here

>get treated like a beta cuck by multiple fuckbuddies/fwb
>basically am an easy rebound/emotional butler for them
>all either emotionally abuse me or get bored of me and cut contact for guys who are typically either trubochads or narcissistic fuckwits
>become extremely blackpilled on beaches and shores
>stop treating them like equals
>suddenly future interactions with women are great
>get nudes sent to me (had never happened before)
>get more frequent higher quality action

This one slut though I could have gotten away with murder with.I was a huge cunt to her
>tell her i want a blowie one day
>she says no
>she doesn't like doing that
>don't want to be an actual rapist or come across as desperate
>let it slide
>fucking her later
>pinning her down and fucking her rough
>ask her if she wants me to cum on her face
>"no anon"
>am pinning her already though
>"it's not like you have a choice"
>pin her by the shoulders and shoot a dozen lewd ropes onto her face while she meekly protests
>complains that i got it in her eye
>"sorry love, should've opened your mouth"
>went and took a shit and had a smoke on the toilet

another time
>chained her up
>face fuck her
>give a strapping with my belt, like we had agreed
>going hard
>she stops sucking my dick and starts sobbing
>sobbing pretty hard
>i'm now giving her the strapping of a lifetime
>didn't stop until red raw and crying

She told me about her rape fantasies too, she literally asked for it. I was pretty dumb for going along with it, she was a fucking psycho.
>"anon i want you to 'break in' here one night and 'rape' me
>"sure, just let me know when's a good time so your neighbours won't hear"
>'break in'
>remove my slacks and undies and bash myself up a stiffy in her lounge room
>sneak into her bedroom
>tear off the covers and go to town
>muffling her cried with my hand
>call her a whore
>cum on her face again

If she had video footage of any of this she could send me to jail forever.

>>9829329
>>9829348
>>9829353
>>9829356
Ramsey Bolton roleplay

>>9836284
Your right and there are a few more

1 - http://www.xvideos.com/video25278107/deepthroat_in_pink

2 - http://www.xvideos.com/video23274485/extreme_puke_video_as_i_like._it_s_epic_can_you_make_better_

>>9829388
I'm in love.
where can I find the full vid?

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>>9836713
>random hook up, drunk, ended up rebound fucking
...
>she asks why haven't I done that before
your autistic fantasies aren't even internally consistent

>>9842587
I think this is Truedeepthroat

http://www.truedeepthroat.com/index.php?mb=VmlkZW9zfHw=&p=27

>>9843836

random hook up with his ex, retard

>>9844972
Thats not how rebound sex works

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>>9829356

>>9829388
all women are like this. just liars.

>>9843836
>>9844972
Autism is strong here. I can word it in another way for you: hadn't met with ex for some time, met again, had fun, drunk alcohol and ended up having sexual intercourse with the ex. I have no idea why this was confusing.

>>9829388
Cuntbuster.

This does not look healthy at all.

g

>>9829388
delet

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Scary good cooking on a grill.

>>9829329
>>9829348

I cant stop laughing holy fuck. That guys face. Its like he's an autistic

>>9829388
Mom!?

>>9829388
>>9829388
>>9829388

How could one even categorize this fetish?

Pain?
Watersports?
Masturbation?
Mentally Ill?

>>9830323

Rumor has it he's some dude who works at a nurse at a mental institution or some shit and she's a patient.

A more likely idea is the look of pure joy on his face. He's not even enjoying getting his dicksucked as much as he's enjoying her suffering. That's the face someone would make as they flayed someone alive.

>>9829388
Migos - Fight Night

>>9847716
I seriously can never tell what's going on behind the scenes with these
I highly doubt it's an edgelord, it's a hell of a lot of work for them to put into bait
It could be some religious thing, trying to dissuade sexual promiscuity with horrible imagery of traditionally provocative things.
I think it's one guy and any one of the following situations could have lead to this
>Took a BAD drug trip at a brothel, it scared him shitless and making this is a release
>Severe schizophrenia, and this art is a way to express the fucked up mess inside his head
>The creator was institutionally raped as a child, maybe sold into child sex slavery at a brothel and this is one of the ways to say what happened
If anyone actually knows tell me

>>9836713
Thats basic as fuck dude.

Girls dont use sex as a reward, they use it to get what they want.

If you're nice, then they already have what they want.
If you're a cunt, they'll fuck you more, hoping it'll make you happier and treat them better.

>>9829388
Holy shit i think i know this girl

>>9838057
Name?

>>9852298
As a chef I'd like to point out that he over cooked his meat, and over stuffed his wrap

>>9852844

its just edgy art man, people do that sort of thing all the time

>>9853169
So if a girl fucks you everyday it's because you're a cunt?

>>9852322
your mom... is dead, son. she's gone. do not click the video again, it's no use. fuckn MIB got her for Gross & Aggravated Torrential Misuse of a Cooter, sentenced to instant death. apparently they cut what was left of her joy slide out to supply one relatively un-lucky pre-op with an "utterly destroyed" aka *thoroughly ruined* cock trough, which has also been described as <completely useless> sent her remains in the vague direction of Uranus. no one wept except Jesus.

>>9830397
Sauce?

>>9853540
Yeah, he did a real shit job

>>9843836
this clip of big Joe
top kek
will be my go to for all appropriate interweb gestures forthwith, gracias, amigo

>>9852844
my fellow albino negro, i think you're trying way too hard on this one. NO. don't give yourself an aneurysm, my dear distant cousin honkey niggersoul, it's not worth it. wanna know wtf? its a shit vid, some dude/s fackin ooaff, Playing Around, thas pretty much it. nothin else to chew on here. of course they were on drugs when they made the vid, as they were when they posted that shizz. You're over-thinking it, nipplegranny uncleprig, commonly know as "Dudely Whorepants"... tryna warn ya Holmes: if you go down the rabbit hole you never come back. is this shit vid worth it? nope. save your brain for stuff that happens AROUND YOU instead, mmk? mmk.

>>9845085
Are you aware that people use terms to describe different things?

A rebound = It's bouncing back..
Whether that be bouncing back into sex with your ex..
or bouncing back into a new relationship right away.

Use your head

>>9845085
The fact that you're looking for fallacies, points towards you having lack of sexual experience..
cause none of that is far fetched at all.

>>9852317
Or he's happy he has a slut that'll do what the fuck he wants.. He looks like he's maybe 20. Not surprising.

The first time you get a bitch that will literally be your ragdoll, you'll understand.

>>9839591
Lol, that ruined it?

fucking prude

>>9842386
now would be a good time for you to Take Your Xanax, or to go ahead & smoke that nugget, Homos Brah Mitzvah, none of this is relevant, exactly, then again, Op was barely coherent, for that matter, this whole convo is smeared with Bullsht. go ahead & score my numbers together with the bank, or, not really, though, is it? count my two cents as an "I Fold" we're just stirring the poop juice here, nothin' good here... also, i am consistently tryna help out our mildly autistic masses, these mongoloids are our friends & neighbors, our family members, our cross-eyed chicks who work at at that convenience plop down the street, you know the one i mean? lol of course you do. yes, yon Sgt. Floppycock, we're all very proud that you won at your Odd sex games, we get that you wanted to share your deets of Bullsht with someone in the universe, we all need congratulations on your various assorted adventures, sexcapades, i've been much too busy shooting up to bother fucking anyone for the last two years or so, but i remember when it was the most fun you could have for free, and i was in line erry time to pretend to have enough money to spend 200 dollars drinking at the club each night, until i realized i can spend 40 bucks and be content to sit across the road and spectate the debacle, also i'm not really into fake people, so... yeah that was it for my "social" experimenting, and these days i've pretty well quit. fuck trying to gather somewhere unless you've got a reason, even a flimsy excuse will do... with your also, can i nit pick a bit? ya may wanna find a friend or a priest instead of posting more bullshit drama w yr ex, eh? i just sat here & read through that whole post... Sucked. tell your friends,

>>9839591
why are you looking at his face you gay weirdo

>>9853737

>wall of text

nty

>>9829388

the only thing that could make this webm any better was if she yanked out an abortion and crammed it in her mouth

>>9837813
to all of my Dear Crusted Niggles... may i intrude upon these festivities with an observation or eight, pruddy pleasss? athankya.....it would seem as if one were to Choose to cram your grumbly nubbin down into your partner's throat, that one would try to be at least Mentally (if not both physically and emotionally) prepared for what exactly can & most likely will happen as a direct result of shoving your fuck tool into the wrong hole: it's not gonna work quite like the vagine, or wizard's sleeve, and Nature is gonna remind you of this repeatedly until you observe its properties accurately... during those confused & mistaken moments when you decide to try & fuck a hole with your angry bishop's stub that's not made for fuckin, like, per se, the hole your unfortunate companion uses for A) breathing, and B) chuffing down those vodka/redblus & /or greasy nachos from the cool Fuckassery down the street, the two of you may or may not have scarfed in a drunken blur mere moments before your surprise dingle attack, you might notice a pattern emerging that deserves your attention and adjustment? mm? eh? NO? *sigh*

She's not a fuck doll, Holmiesnortglob, and she's most likely not a pronstra, so the likelihood of her having a completely empty digestive tract & a suppressed gag reflex are, in reality, quite Low. to put it in terms for our unfortunate FoxEwwws-watching citizenry:

If you fuck her throat without warning or preparation, she's *Going to puke on yr stubby nubbin, aka *Your sexyfuntimes are temporarily cancelled. that's the End of the equation...

>>9853759
top kek

>>9829329
They kind of look like my neighbor and her son.

>>9830397
>>9830647
>>9836960
>>9853606
Harry and the Hendersons.

>>9853599
wtf did I just read

>>9842386
hawt, cheers for the post

>>9855132
>eating her mucus
I think I'm gonna throw up.

>>9837813
My gf and I stayed at my friend's apartment a couple nights ago and I promised him she and I wouldn't do anything on his couch.
Fast forward through me going down on her, she doesn't want to have sex but starts blowing me instead. She's really fucking good at it but after a while I started face fucking her and she ended up throwing up on my dick and in my pants and on his couch. Very unexpected.

>>9852317
I went to high school with a severely autistic kid that looks exactly like the dude in the video. His autist superpower was perfect pitch. The band and choir directors would use him as a pitch pipe.

>>9855132
Who the fuck is that ?

>>9855116
is she practising giving birth to a fucking plastic baby?

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>>9829388

>>9855830
He punches like a baby.

jesus

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IM POSTING THIS FOR THE FUCK OF IT.

>>9857723

In no context would this ever make any sense.

>>9857723
FINALLY someone webm'ed this. So amazing.

>>9836713
Never really had a problem getting what I want from girls, and I'm generally a pretty nice guy. I just don't let anyone take advantage of that.

From what I can tell, the problem with trying to be a nice guy to get girls or trying to be a douche to get girls is with the first part. The trying part. If you're a nice guy naturally, don't try to be anything else. Likewise, if you're a douche canoe, well, yeah, you should try to improve yourself, but the point is to not pretend to be something you're not. Girls pick up on that and they don't like it.

If a girl doesn't like you for who you are, well, what do you care? You weren't going to get anywhere with her anyway.

Be who you already are and you'll attract people that like who you are.

>>9829388
Now this is what you call "beating the pussy up"

>>9857780
so hard to contain my laughter
this is the cringe king i think

>>9829388
Nice digits dude

>>9855132
legendary

>>9857723
why is richard pryor there?

>>9855132
wow, no picture or video has ever made me compulsively retch until I saw her put those fucking cheese curds in her mouth.

Well done, congrats

>>9829388
oh god this really made me laugh. thanks anon.

>>9847716
Jesus.
Where or who is this from?
I don't know what that Russian bit says or else id search that.

>>9844972
>>9846699
>random hook up with his ex, retard
that's pretty much the opposite of a "random" hook up then, isn't it dipshit

>>9830323
it's not the facefucking so much as the obvious sadism.

>>9847716
Beautiful

>>9837768
thanks anon

>>9847716
Alright, I'm a fucking pleb. What is this opera music from? I can't place it, but I've heard it seventeen million times.

>>9853540
How about that knife technique

>>9829509
source?

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>>9829388
Gonna need sauce on that

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>>9847716

>>9857723
Alice in Wonderand
The x-rated musical

"What's a nice girl like you doing on a knight like this?"

You never actually see them fucking in this scene. But it's fucking hilarious.

Also Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum are incestuous siblings.

This is in my porn collection for a couple of reasons.

The lead actress Kriten DeBell (playboy model) went legit and starred in Meatballs(Bill Murray) later on.
Also it's fucking hilarious.

>>9829329
Anyone that does this to a woman is fucked up. You deserve to have it done to you. And judging by the video, it's probably not long before you're on the other side of this, in prison.

>>9847716
>>9861710

Pretty good.

>>9853540
Its called carne asada for a reason you rare eating savage

>>9829388
best...............webm..... everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>9861859
Holy shit kek

>>9856073
underestimated very much

>>9833874
Isnt it the same song as the guy who rocks the sax in the subway with the drumnigga?

>>9861703
>windy in japan
I've never laughed so hard at a filename

>>9845085
>>9859469

are you autistic for a living? in this context "random" means "spontaneous", not mathematically indistinguishable from entropy

>>9829348
her bf is a dick lmao. Seriously though, if she were hotter and was cool I'd marry a bitch with head game like that

>>9836496
herbie nigga