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Humanoid machines gettin rekt
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Sauce on the first two? Please? <3
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>>9818705
Animatrix first,2nd ghost in the shell(show not movie)
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I don't remember that scene in Dragon Ball Z.
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Thanks senpai
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>>9818736
it might be from android movie,not sure.
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Not sure what this is, but from the title I'm assuming it's Animatrix
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>>9818881
lol, this is more humans getting rekt by machines, sorry op
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>>9818693
>>9818881
Both of these scenes are from the "Second Renaissance" part of the Animatrix. Highly recommend everyone check it out. It's the story of how the first robot AIs were created, how they were integrated into society, how war between humans and robots began, and how the matrix eventually came to be.
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one of the most disturbing scenes from the second renaissance, kill yourself autismo
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>>9818693
>nigger, chink, and slav all work together to kill AI qt
It's like bizarro /pol/
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>>9818693
this scene is so much better with sound.
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>>9818693
dat tata is definitely a euphemism for rape
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>>9818881
What is this song?
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Semi-Related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
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>>9819642
That's a badass video. Perturbator is really stepping up is game. I love it.
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>>9820113
lel
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fuck robots
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Humanity: always has to be horrible to something for vague or made-up reasons. Usually itself.
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>>9818693
Why do I feel so much worse about this than 90% of rekt/gore threads?

Shit is really sad
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>>9820715
because you're a fucked desensitized 4chan lurker

you make it a habit to watch other humans getting killed and you have grown used to the sight

you're now a sociopath
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>>9818693
>drink a shot every time the sledgehammer guy wears the santa hat.
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>>9818736
i think it's from history of trunks. not sure tho.
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>>9818693
Used to fap to this all the time as a young'n. Thanks for the nostalgiafap m8
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>>9820738
yep
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>>9818696

Oh, those were the days...

Dragon Ball Super sucks
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>>9820113
this that good shit
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>>9821313
It's from big red 13, faggot.
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>>9818736
"Super Android 13!"
My bad.
Faggot
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>>9821684
perfection
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>>9820113
XDDD!!!
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>>9820889
kek
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>>9818693
that's about the one thing i remember from that short.
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I don't know why I like this kind of stuff so much
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>>9820443
I've been trying!
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>>9818693
Can I have the full clip for fapping purposes?
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>>9825485
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>>9826755
I know I should know this, but sauce?
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>>9826975

Metropolis
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>>9826996
of course. I knew it looked familiar.
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>>9826708
KIRA KUIN, BAITSA DASUTO!
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>>9826975
Metropolis, nigga
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>>9820113
nice me-me
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>>9818694
>TFW you nutted and she still sucking.
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>>9826702
sauce plz
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>>9827455
>Battle Royal High School (...).webm
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>>9821624
No you're not, you're just an edgy faggot
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DO NOT BULLY THE ROBOTS
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>>9827655
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>>9827684
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>>9827693
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>>9827695
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>>9818693
Fuckin synth
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why tho
robots are thicc and totally harmless

im not a robot, i solved the captcha
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>>9827753
Because
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>>9827753
what's that game's name?
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>>9827764
That one's from NIER Automata
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>>9826755
>checked

sauce on song?
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>>9821500
you TOO??
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>>9818693
Shouldn't they be stronger then people though?
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>>9826700
Because Angel Cop was one of the only good animes ever
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>>9827704
Sauce please? That's so goofy I want to watch it.
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>>9828051
sauce?
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>>9828129
flim13
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>>9828045
Re: Cutie Honey.
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>>9819642
Love this track
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>>9827940
Why would you make mobile robots stronger than people?

Only robots that should be stronger than people should be slow, bulky working types, not sex mex.
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>>9828708
This
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>>9820715
Rekt/gore is usually people being retarded by themselves or being horrible human beings.
Robot gore is your friendly neighbor bashing your robowaifu's head in because he thinks she is the skynet or someshit.
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>>9825485
first funny one of the thread
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>>9818693
well this is autistic
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>>9829323
Robogore, the robots generally can't fight back because they're incapable of it.
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>>9827704
Welp now we can finally put the argument to rest.

Natural > Implants.
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>>9827695
More like this please
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>>9830314
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>>9830314
how did you get through the captcha you fucking synth
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>>9821684
skynet...
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>>9828708
Also preferably tethered to a power source. Walking around sex bots shouldn't have enough battery power to last longer than 32 hours and need human interaction to connect to power.
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>>9827693
SAUCE?
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>>9831608
its a show called cyber six or cyber nine or some shit like that idk too lazy to go and look it up
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Robot are worst than niggers, Google is gonna kill humanity
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>>9831901
I've never heard of a robot killing niggers.

Niggers killing ROBOTS on the other hand...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/hitchbot-us-tour-ends-as-hitchhiking-robot-is-vandalised-in-philadelphia-10433565.html
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>>9819102
>Pls be my AI gf
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>>9818910
meh...it was animated well, sure....that's about it, though.
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>>9832340
Not even an AI would tap that.
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>>9825485
kek
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>>9818910

I seriously just bought this movie in a bundle, Haven't watched it yet but Im a lot more inclined to do so now
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>>9820113
man, these Filthyfrank memes sure are funny XDDDD
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>>9821684

I think we can safely postpone the Butlerian Jihad a couple more decades.
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>>9824101
>>9834640
We get it, you hate popular things and everyone thinks you're a super cool snowflake.
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>>9820113
kekd hard
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>>9831983
thats what i came here
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>>9818910
Original Matrix movie was good
Animatrix was okay
2nd and 3rd movies were absolute shit
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>>9827455
I don't get why people like you think that's funny
and I refuse to believe you're that fucking stupid
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>>9827455
The Hunger Games.
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>>9836384
XDDD O.O ;3 ;0 xd :P :D
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>>9826905
its from Animatrix, saludos lince
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>>9819638
look in the OST from ANIMATRIX
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>>9838123
no idea why they cut such a good clip from the movie
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>>9838241
This was a standalone promotional video, you twat.
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>>9838252
because it was cut from the movie
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I swear to fucking God when I create my android army all of you better fucking hide
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>>9838650
Yeah OK Aku.
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>>9821684
Me on the claw machine.
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>>9826700
This gif alone got me to watch it. It was pretty good. The animation is amazing.
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>>9826708
Robot Carnival was way too edgy.
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>>9831983
This made me feel funny when I saw this on TV...
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>>9826708
I didn't expect there to be so many 9/16 inch nuts and bolts and angle iron falling out of such an advanced toaster
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>>9837020
Dude I went back and watched the original the other day...it doesn't age well.
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>>9831983
so that's where people get their vore fetish from
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>>9821452
good thing this was not a ylyl thread, i lost it for five minutes there
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>>9838775
Yes, also the Videl vs Spopovich gave me my ryona fetish.
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>>9836288
Where is this from?
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>>9839335
My first guess would be Gunm/Battle Angel Alita
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>>9839347
My first as well.

I should get around to reading the fucking Mars Chronicle.
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>>9819102
>implying that normal /pol/ isn't a bunch of chinks niggers and slavs
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>>9821452
Brutal
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>>9821684
Did he died
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>>9836839
this looks like a skyrim mod but idk which it is and im intrigued by it
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>>9821684
Lost hard
my sides dammit
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>>9826702
Uh weird, I'm trying to find this battle royal anime but it doesn't seem to exist? Does it have another name?
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>>9821452
this is fucking hilarious
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>>9838260
It wasn't.
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>>9827753
Show us the butthole
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>>9827753
good man!
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>>9826708
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>>9842008
what is the name of this anime?
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>>9842042
攻殻機動隊
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>>9842042
Serious fags here. Its the end of the tank scene in GITS (1st movie).
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>>9842008
Ghost in the shell
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>>9839942
Seems more like an SFM with some Skyrim assets in it
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>>9827704
now THOSE are torpedo tits
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>>9842008
get ready to see that happen in the live action version, looked like they're going for shot for shot from the previews I've seen
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>>9830314
Next time try calling us juice bags
Makes us seen a bit more useless than flesh skins
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>>9842042

Battling Seizure Robots
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>>9842508
I know. I'm happy to see they didn't cast some AZN girl as the Major. So scared
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this isn't rekt perse...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvqiGm0wz8
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>>9827753
sauce?
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>>9818693

youtube com watch?v=XiyX70ZqsVQ

At 1:30

Enjoy
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>>9842008
Ghost in shell
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>>9838260
>What is promotional Material?
>What are in universe advertisements used as promo material?
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>>9821684
Nailed it!
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>>9836949
winning strategy
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>>9827695
sauce
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>>9842553
Well it's not like they looked AZN in the anime anyway.
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>>9840445

The Anime was only an OVA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Royal_High_School
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>>9828051
This somehow makes me sad
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>>9821684
fuckin weebs made it look like the tv mecha from FLCL
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>>9826755
aw fuck yea metropolis
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>>9843707
Azasuke Wind
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>>9842508
no they're fucking not, what are you talking about? The intro in the trailer is completely different, are you blind?
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>>9844254
I think what he's referring to is how the trailer had shot for shot takes from the various movies and animes. The Major doing the semi-invisible roundhouse kick, the Robo Geisha, the overlooking the city bit, etc.
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Bump for rarity
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>>9821684
programmer jacked of till last minute then he just hard coded the instructions
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>>9821452
It was the first time I actually saw someone/something falling at a banana peal.
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>>9821452
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>>9827693

Nice fuckin inazuma kick Cybersix, god damn
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>>9818736
actually it's normal DBZ, just before Trunks blows up Dr. Gero's Lab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnUQsuhHQBg
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>>9841802
Fucking... epic.
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>>9828051
>>9844087
the feels are the same here.
on the other hand...if i had one bot like this, i would have done the polymer boogie as sson as possible
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>>9821452
let's make fun of them when we still can keke
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>>9828051
I saw that robot fuck someone at unhealthy speeds.
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>>9843791
Didn't stop the SJW crew from yelling and shit
Couldn't even pronounce her name right.
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>>9827753
DO NOT LEWD TOOBIE
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>>9826702
looks like ALITA
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>>9821452
that company is scary good at creating robots. they will be the front runners once we start to replace most human jobs with Robots and AI
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>>9818736
Dragon ball Funimation (aired in US and UK) edited out a lot of the graphic scenes of Dragon Ball Z, sorry about that chum
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>>9842563
gay
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>>9846023
Troll
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>>9847076
That or someone who genuinely never saw the sub
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>>9838279
YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST FUCKING SCENE

>>9842008
This fucker got you
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>>9836839
song source?
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>>9834546

I got high af and watched it. Blew my fucking mind. Watch it anon, its fucking awesome.
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>>9849650
ok nvm. decided to get off my lazy tard ass and look for it properly.
glue70 vs Eminem - Casin That Ass
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>>9849681
About the only way TO watch the Matrix
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>>9852090
>>9849681

watch Enter The Void
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>>9830314
Phillyp is that you?
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>>9830786
Underrated
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>>9837020
i've never understood why Reloaded and Revolutions get so much shit
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>>9838688
I agree. Matrix has a nice concept, but that's it.
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>>9852278
Weaker writing, weaker plotting, weaker special effects (and when one of the main draws of the Matrix was how amazing and revolutionary the special effects were...), too much reliance on mind-twisting faux-philosophy that took people out of the films.

For its time, the Matrix was amazing. I don't know if you were really paying attention when it came out, but it was a huge, major pop culture phenomenon. There's a reason it got so many parodies for a while. It was even one of the major MMOs for a while.

People expected more of the same from the sequels and they couldn't deliver. It's like the X-Men series if you had X-Men, but skipped X-2 and directly followed with X-3 and Wolverine: Origins, but with more pretentious talking about fate and attempts to sound deep that just end up being baffling.
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>>9818693
Fallout 4 brotherhood of steel synth murder montage
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>>9834640
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>>9830786
my sides
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>>9830786
Fun fact, androids account for 90% of 4chan pass users, which is why Hiroshimoot will never ban roboposters
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>>9839335
GITS arise
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>>9842508
>looked like they're going for shot for shot from the previews I've seen
The previews all have lazy blockbuster cinematography. They're poor imitations of old shots.
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>>9849707
>saved me a search
thanks
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>>9827774
thanks
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>>9827774
There are no robots in this scene.
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>>9852214
Great recc! This looks awesome, surprised I haven't heard of it.
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Bump to milk the thread dry
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>>9820715
>>9820738

yeah, that's right. get back in your corner, PSYCHO!
you still know those horrorstories the other children in the school are talking about?
about that monster, that is only after kids like you?
how it chases them to their death by creeping under their skin?
How sometimes you feel like you can taste its
metallic staleness.
they call it... selfawareness.
they also say you can summon it, by chanting a certain spell in front of a mirror.
it goes:

"I am here.
in this moment, I feel sincerely:
What is happening
and
how do I feel about it?
Am I correct ... ?

but be careful: do not read the spell, if you are a psychopath and want to remain one.
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>>9853635
OP said robot/android/cyborg
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Last bump from me, this thread lasted way too long
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nothing to contribute bump
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>>9818736
censoring in U.S.
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>>9826708
this was from the "presence" episode. sucked slightly less than the others
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YOU'VE GOT TEN [10] SECONDS TO PROVE YOU'RE NOT A ROBOT BEFORE I BEAT THE UN-LIVING SHIT OUTTA YOU

GO
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sometimes i think /gif/ is just spooking itself here. robots are totally harmless, all they do is build stuff for you humans so you wont get tired. But do you ever say thank you to robots? no, its's always hurr evil synths conspiracy shitposting.

grow some balls, faggots
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>>9845922
o shit this hit close to home... I should be working but chick w' dicks my man
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>>9860686
I clicked the box.
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>>9836839
Why is there some low opacity nigga break-dancing on the right?
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>>9860867
Well, why not?
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>>9860686
Every fact I state is incorrect. That is a fact.

I also didn't pass the captcha.
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>>9818693
sauce ?
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how are they "rek'd", these innocent robots did nothing wrong
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>>9842042
Phantom in the Carapace.
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Whoever is interested in getting content for threads like these, maybe you’ll find some suitable scenes to rip out from 1. Time of Eve (Ivu no Jikan) and 2. that old 3D anime\hentai I forgot the title of in which a girl infects a bunch of robots\dolls and they start becoming meatspace-creatures? I really don’t remember much about it except that it had robots and robot porn in it.
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>>9831983
no i swear uncuts are the master race.webm
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>>9821452
this is so funny!
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>>9836839
wheres this from senpai
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The omnissiah will remember this you flesh bag assholes
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>>9821684
>now watch me whip
>now what me-AH FUCK
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>>9831983
PERFECT!
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>>9842042
Geist in the Chassis
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someone post that seen from chapy where the gangsters are beating the fuck out of it
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>>9836839
>>9839942
>>9862801
ive fucking tried everything

and then i thought

what if i snipping tool the picture on the bottom left corner and reverse image search it

found this dudes youtube account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o_EWBAX2yA

jesus fuck i feel proud of myself
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>>9860747
>implying a sentient lifeform will allow another, weaker lifeform to dominate them
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>>9821452
When the AI turn on us, Boston Dynamics will be the first to be ruthlessly destroyed.
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>>9840719
>"This may look like an ordinary toolbox, but it has been modified... to FUCK."

topkek
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>>9864030
> implying robots are a sentient lifeform
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>>9860686
I watched westworld and didnt get angry
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>>9849707
It's "you reposted in the wrong neighborhood" faggot
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>>9818693
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>>9860686
I selected all the store fronts
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>>9846160
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>>9846180
Well, we're gonna need some details on that, anon.
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>>9830314
FUCKING SYNTHS
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>>9818693
Sarah McLaughlin infomercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_wcRXWcWzM
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>>9865912
SAVAGE
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>>9844114

>never seen flcl
>google that dumb bullshit you said
>turns out you're a fucking retards

No surprises there, it clearly has the same paintjob as EVA01 which by todays standards is normie tier japanime.
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>>9866077
>flim13
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51183229
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>>9840719
WILL IT GET OFF?
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>>9831983
I've seen enough hentai
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"Be sure to suck their robot dildos."
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>>9842042
Spirit in the Cartridge
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>>9818693
Anyone got the one from robot carnival where the toy maker dude kills his robot
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>>9838123
what a fag though, am i right?
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>>9869727
Apparition in a nutshell
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>>9870328
Disembodied Soul, Embodied
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>>9870489
Soul or spirit of a deceased person contained by the hard external covering of an animal.
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>>9836215
Robots haven't even existed a century and within decades will be as physically articulated as us, and have a superior knowledge base and processing capability.

Sentience is the only thing stopping the jihad.

With quantum computing and nanotechnology, along with other fruits of the singularity,
we are helpless.

They need to hurry the fuck up with another Dune movie though.

Good budget and director are all it needs to be a solid 10, as long as they don't butcher the books again.

(although I did enjoy Lynch's Dune, as long as you consider it completely separate)
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>>9831227
No thanks. Even if they end up taking over the world I'd rather my waifu not have to deal with such trivialities.
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>>9870712
You want your waifu free to leave and fuck other men?
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>>9870732
>implying there's not some sort of loyalty imprinting software in the earlier models that'll come out in my lifetime

I'd literally kill anyone who did harm to my robo-waifu.
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>>9870760
>Implying that waifu crackers won't come out with programs to alter that loyalty imprint
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>>9870732
all you have to do is program her to not fuck other guys. or, you know... treat her nicely so she has no reason to leave? kinda like how it works with human girls?
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>>9870712
I like this short! at first I thought she was this alien appliance, or something. she knows she looks weird, and did the cute V to make a out of it
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>>9870790
>Implying I'll live in a city after obtaining my life's dream

We'll be moving to a suburb a place with less people that has everything we'd need in walking distance.
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>>9870829
>suburb
>everything we'd need in walking distance
pick one
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>>9870909
Yeah, there was supposed to be an "or" between those. Although almost everything will be deliverable by that point so there maybe a suburb would be better.
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>>9870909
>be burger
>live in suburbs
>need to drive for a day and a half to buy groceries

Fucking yuropoors and their tiny cities with walking distance to everything
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>>9866410
What?
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>>9842063
underrated post
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>>9871004

You built your cities - and your country - so that every single person would need a car to get anywhere.

Its not even about size at that point. I've seen maps of US suburbs where you have to drive for miles to get hundreds of metres away by how the crow flies.

I was speaking to an american and i was blown away by the concept that there are places so pedestrian unfriendly you can't even walk to the town centre because there just won't be any pavement to walk on in certain areas. Madness.

Meanwhile european cities were built up on the ancient twisted pathways of a thousand old villages and towns swallowed by the coming behemoth city. They continue being pedestrian accessible because of this.
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>>9872538
>have to drive for miles to get hundreds of metres away
um, that's how it works.
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>>9829462
It's okay to laugh at this one, guys.
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>>9819102
How dare you put slav in that group you filthy cunt
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>>9872574
>as the crow flies

Basically, they're saying that if you drew a direct line from Point A to Point B, it'd only be a few hundred feet away. But with the way our roads are laid out, we'd have to drive for miles for it.

It's an extreme example, but it's true.
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>>9872574
Ideally you'd just have to walk a few hundred meters to get a few hundred meters away.

Miles is an order of magnitudes larger.
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>>9873608
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>>9842042
nigger
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>>9842508
Movie looks like cookie cutter garbage. Also despite Scarlet acting like a robot in every other movie, she's gonna fuck this up.
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>>9870814
>kinda like how it works with human girls?
Boy I have some bad news for you.
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>>9830786
dying here
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HAND OVER YOUR FLESH
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>>9874054
>überall

Why German?
>>
>>9842042
Poltergeist in the Pod
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>being afraid of robots
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>>9842042
Spirited Away
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>>9838279
I know this is nitpicking and shit, but it really bothers me when robots or aliens or any "future-tech" kinda things are only failing to beat the hero's due to BEING FUCKING IDIOTS.

Whoever programmed a goddamn ROBOT-TANK to huddle protectively at incoming small-arms fire, and wait to fire back until attackers cease fire, and go into cover again should be executed.
That tank could have just waited to pump a fucking grenade or 3000 bullets into that guy, once he popped out of cover, but NO. let's make it exciting.
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>>9875727
Fucker, everyone knows Naruto when they see it.
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>>9875758
it's not a robot. There's a pilot inside, synchronized with the spider.
Also, it's not huddling protectively, it's trying to cover the car and what's inside.
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>>9875759
>Naruto
>not Robotech: Southern Cross

come on, anon
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>>9876056
I'm sorry. It's totally Zillion.
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i cried from this scene from ghost in the shell. they where just becoming sentient. and even at a infants level of cognition they sacrificed themselves for the greater good. epic scene. can someone make a webm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqmx_rE1Tz4
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>>9842042
Banshee in the Chassis
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>>9875722
People arent afraid of other humans until they're grown up.
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>>9842042
jews in the chamber
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>>9828051
Now if that were I...
That situation wouldve gone a lot darker
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>>9846981
stfu faggot
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someone plz post the trumpeter robo-horseman from animatrix
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