Studies have shown that fapping to pronz makes you a cuck. Let's have some lolz instead.
this one gets me every time
>>9815337
Haha.. it's funny because he's a sociopath.
>>9815337
youre still stupid, but that is a nice ass xD haha damn, this guy has, a great fucking job.
and that fucking nigger was a crack head, like most niggers.
>>9815438
Duke is a fucking god.
>>9814662
This webm could be so much better. The dude paces back and forth for like 5 minutes, making it easy to shoop him into the James Bond intro shit
>>9815962
vaping device explodes in his pocket, read the filename next time
>>9815542
Those are some mighty low standards for 'god'. Duke is a faggot
>>9815536
OUCH! that edge, 10/10 just cut myself. You gotta be careful there buddy.
>>9815438
Yes because porn sluts deserve to be praised and encouraged.
>>9816153
sorry eurofag here
lol that porn one got me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeULNIuP9oM&list=PL8lX3B-BjSB0LpFCg82-9R8aigHbzkVkP get it boiii
>>9815789
Sauce?
.
>>9816502
I didn't say they did, I said he's a sociopath. Get the cum out of your eyes before you try reading, you blubbering vagina.
>>9816981
Top fek
>>9814662
I felt a little sad when he made fun of that girl with the lazy eye. That look on her face like she was going to cry. Hit me right in the fucking feels.
>>9817281
that fucking "ohhh" delivery followed by the line "You dumb fucker" tells me this shit has happened to this operator before... I wouldn't be surprised if the audio ended up in another webm.
> "If i'm going to be hamburger, it will be on my terms."
>>9817321
I'd have let him edge closer then called out
>>9817321
what do you expect when doing that there
>>9815357
keking fuck
>>9816981
Goddamnit what's the song? Anyone?
>>9817313
This.
He either had a shitty china knockoff mod, or carried lithium batteries in his pocket along with loose change or keys and shit and made them short circuit.
>>9815337
Sauce ?
>>9817870
Bomfunk MC - Freestyler
>>9815337
Haha... it's funny because he's a sociopath.
>>9817908
efukt.com trolling of wannabe porn stars, there are like 5 videos
>>9818205
Going that fast around a sharp curve, he kind of deserved it.
>>9815337
1:03 kek
>>9818575
Crime stoppers should send her a check
>>9818575
negress doing a service to the community, good on her.
>>9818685
A service to the community where? I don't see her getting rekt there.
>>9817093
(you)
>>9817583
This one's better.
>>9818575
>minorityreport.webm
>pre-crime.webm
>>9819097
haha that was the best
>>9818199
You can see from the start the cat REALLY doesn't be in there.
>>9815768
Allahu Ack-Fuck!
Owchies, misfire.
>>9815789
oh I get it... it gets real loud at the end.
Hilarious.
>>9818199
that's pretty cute.
>>9818934
oh my god
>>9818687
You're stupid and should feel bad
OC fresh and warm
>>9815789
warning to headphone users
Is this easy mode or something?
I'm led to believe you all don't know yet but the second L stands for laugh. You have to make people laugh.
>>9815337
got the others from this set ? think there's 2 more
>>9819791
got one
everything is on efukt, there's like 7 of these
>>9818934
Cancer.
>>9817281
Looks like someone standing off to the right. Cows can be stubborn. I smacked one across the nose with a 2x4 and it never flinched.
>>9819804
The fucking Batman
>>9817424
Me too. I seriously prolly woulda bitch slapped him. Seems appropriate.
>>9819742
This made me smile and warmed the cockles of my heart, thanks anon.
>>9817281
what an asshole train driver, why didn't he just change tracks.
inconsiderate.
>>9819768
Why don't you go somewhere and die? No one wants to see your shitposts. What are you 9 years old?
>>9819881
Ohhh, watch out boys, the ultimate judge of comedy is here, and the only opinion that matters is theirs.
You and your family can die in a house fire.
>>9819872
pюзкe
>>9819788
That poor bastard.
Kinda boring thread. Althought i don't have anything all that amazing myself.
Semi-relevant rekt webm? posted.
>>9819901
дa eтo тaк
>>9819901
You know what she's saying and wtf he's doing?
>>9817870
u serious nigga? How old are you?
>>9819999
I love it. Fuck leftist faggots. May they rot in hell.
>>9819874
Because thats totally how trains work.
>>9820038
You must be really bad at baseball too since that joke flew right between your legs dumbass
>>9818199
"Strike first, strike hard. That's what Papi always used to say."
>>9818199
house cat vs hamster...
the fuk you think was gonna happen?
fluffy doesn't wanna fuk with that.
>>9819982
She's bitching about their relationships, telling him something like "I dont wanna be with man like you anymore. Or you change yourself and do what i say, or we breaking up". He, possibly, pretending to be a fool to annoy her. Sorry for bad english.
>>9820095
Thanks, I was wondering about that for a while.
>>9815789
So, is that supposed to be bleach or something?
All that retarded shit doesn't help, either way.
>>9819999
beautiful
>>9815789
What is that?
>>9815351
shouldn't this belong in a ygyl thread?
Oh wait, no it shouldn't, it's too shitty for that thread too.
Hang yourself faggot.
>>9818934
That bleach music fuckin sells it
>>9819808
glorious
>>9819436
Best part? That very well could've been a dude in that suit. And dale would know it.
>>9820047
No, it was just a shit joke m8.
>>9819874
With the risk of hiting another wagon? Fuck that cow and fuck vegans
>>9819782
>YLYL
The second L stands for laugh?
>You ___ You Laugh
>>9819788
excellent filename
>>9819645
Welcome to fucking 4chan, bitch!
>>9818575
This is crazy to see.
>>9820269
You Laugh You Laugh
>>9820229
>DAMAGE CONTROL! DAMAGE CONTROL!
>>9817281
small wonder that it's a bunch of degenerate juggalo filth randomly killing animals.
>>9817269
LOST
>>9820090
lost
>>9820010
YOU won and you're still salty?
>>981578
Die
>>9819798
I haven't lost my shit like that in a while, thanks anon
>>9820503
Do you even know how trains work?
>>9817870
The name is literally the first word in the song
>>9818199
Fuck that hampster is secretely a ninja
>>9817424
Same. For some reason I haven't had sympathy for the other girls in this or similar videos, but man. That look. It fucking hurts me.
>>9820181
I'm pretty sure its from kill la kill
>>9820667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze5W8cDHcsQ
>>9820691
my bad I didn't recognize the song, but I thought you were talking about the little 5 seconds at the end
https://youtu.be/ntuZWHd-l_Y?t=1m
fucking balls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfKvFwZNdmU lol the porn star one
>>9817281
Of course he's listening to fucking ICP
>>9818934
12 year old tryhard cancer meme
>>9818858
Song?
>>9819874
what
>>9818858
Heh... I got this one.
>>9818205
that car just saved him from getting killing in that forest of trees / from the sharp ass drop he woulda taken to get there
>>9817321
He looks like Shaq
>>9820814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_hCS56NL4E
>>9818205
Wat the fuck does this bitch think milk can magically heal broken bones???
>>9819999
I am not exactly happy Trump is the next President, but that shit is just plain funny. His inclusion of details and deadpan delivery made that bit.
>>9817256
The only time the big bang theory has made me (or anyone else) genuinely laugh.
>>9820503
>Randomly killing animals.
Yeah! That train driver had plenty of time to turn the trains steering wheel on his train.
I think it's a train btw.
Source: There's a train on the train tracks in the video.
>>9818575
this is really sad
>>9818205
>"He needs some milk"
>>9815337
>You're still stupid but that is a nice ass
Only thing that matters anyways
>>9819969
That's not Rekt, funny, nor intelligent.
>>9817321
fucking pajeet
>>9819969
>>9820090
I just now realized that there's a rifle in the background when he pans away from the lizard.
>>9820969
I wish /pol/ suppoerted audio only for this.
>>9819874
this isnt initial d
you cant multi track drift onto another track
This always reminds me of /r9k/ for some reason.
this thread trash
>>9817583
I want more of these, I love seeing liberal bias get BTFO'd
>>9815337
"You're still stupid, but that is a nice ass."
Got me
>>9818199
man snakes dont even fuck with hamsters
that cat knows whats up
>>9819788
fucking idiot trying to take a left
>>9821090
>>9821097
>>9821100
>>9816981
Holy fuck my sides
>>9821102
>>9821106
>>9821112
>>9821118
>>9821119
>>9821122
>>9821126
>>9819728
lol wut?
>>9820168
3edgy5me
>>9819788
>select all squares that contain a street sign.
>>9817321
What the fuck was he expecting
>>9818575
Jesus Christ
>>9819742
This makes me beyond happy, cocky stupid fkin Obama, he blames the reason he wasn't liked or did a bad job was because America was racist, what a stupid fucking man.
Then why did anyone vote in the first place for him???
>>9821090
The fuck is wrong with black people
>>9819874
well trolled
>>9819788
failingtheQTE.webm
>>9819755
This one always gets me.
>>9816981
What sort of sick fuck laughs at footage like this? You gorefags are in the wrong fucking thread, gtfo! Better yet, kys
>>9819962
That's funny because yours made me almost die choking
>>9815337
"you know who grimace is?" lmmafo
>>9819983
Asia was God's biggest mistake
>>9821107
Lost it Fucking hard.
>profile picture.
>Grinch in a mask holding a gun.
Holy kek my sides.
>>9821216
You'll understand once you stop calling them people
>>9816502
They're encouraged by demand and needing to make money. So many guys point shame at sex workers with one hand and jerk off to them with the other...baka
>>9815337
someone clearly has some woman issues
>>9818199
>>9815351
I like this!
>>9815789
i see the TBC XD!
>>9818575
One less welfare check to issue and 1 more open jail cell. We owe her gratitude for making the world a better place.
>>9817321
why dafuq is he smelling that shoe while hes crankin it?
>>9820920
I love Big Bang Theory, I don't get why everyone hates it. Is it because you guys hate that it brings nerd culture into the mainstream media or something?
>>9819728
not oc
fake and stolen
>>9821119
Shake dat bear.
>>9821325
>rationalizing whorish behavior
>thinking any whore is going to respect you because you call her a "sex worker" instead of what she is...a whore
>thinking everyone jerks off with one hand
I'll rate your logic as beta/10
>>9820010
FUCK YOU CTR. TRUMP 2016
he better kill those fucking niggers and mexicans like he promised
>>9815337
does anyone know what episode it is at 1:36
>>9821371
There's always going to be a demand for sex workers and often times it brings in a good amount of money. Many strippers work for a while in the field to pay for their education, nothing wrong with that
>>9820969
This is good, but it's neither kek nor rekt
>>9821192
we won, man
>>9819874
A funny post in a ylyl thread and people are too stupid to know you're making a joke.
>>9818575
It costs ~$250,000 to raise a kid in the US. Since this is a negro, assume it's only 3/5ths of that, and all that money came from welfare. There are ~150,000,000 working adults in the US, so each is being saved 0.1 cents on average. Worth it.
(Though you should deduct the price of a hammer).
>>9821360
No its because it's not funny. Here's an episode without the laugh track superimposed over it. You realise how cringy and awkward the acting and script actually are. https://youtu.be/jKS3MGriZcs
Besides that it's not "nerd culture." It's a 60 year old Jewish California executive producers idea of what nerd culture is.
One critic described it as "nerd blackface." The subjects are the object of the derision rather than simply being exposed to it. Thats without mentioning the "loOooohk awt how spicy curry poo in loo Indian I am" Raj character.
>>9820993
it's a joke but men acting violently against women after simple rejection is actually a big problem
>>9819969
these kinds of edits got old three presidents ago
>>9821431
Oh my god... that's fucking terrible... But still, as a whole I find it entertaining
>>9821433
No its not. Its a very very small problem in the western world. Which is why we can joke about it. Because the situation seems so improbable that it becomes humorous. Make sense?
But let's not have "That" discussion on a YLYL thread.
>>9821090
they act like fucking gorillas
>>9821447
I didn't say I was speaking about the western world, but anyway, just look up the stats, violence against women is definitely still an issue, even in the western world
>>9821118
Got a source?
>>9821393
>your entire post
You're still rationalizing whorish behavior, It seems you do not understand what I was saying.
Just because you're using softer language to define what they do, doesn't make you a better person. In fact it makes you a pussyfooting cunt pleasing beta satellite. And none of them,and much less people who live in reality, will respect you for trying to not hurt someone's feelings. It's completely lame.
>>9821263
ahahaha fucking faggot get out
>>9821371
She was knocked out, there's plenty videos showing guys getting knocked out in one stroke. I don't know why you people always have to point out whenever it's a woman doing something stupid but just write off the thousands of examples of men doing the same stupid things...
>>9821467
Yes as is carjacking, and literring, people not picking up after their dogs and violence against men and children. Ant crime is an issue. What's your point?
>>9821473
Found it in a regular YLYL thread
>>9821468
I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.
>>9821497
I guess it might help if I searched the watermark. Thanks
>>9821497
Obvious CGI is obvious.
>>9821495
Those other things don't put somebody's life at risk (except for last one), but the point is really that it's not a joke. Clearly you're not educated on the stats and how much of a potential this is for women.
>>9821490
What the hell are you going on about? I wasn't talking about the chick in that webm. That post was in discussion about another comment.
>>9821495
potential danger*
>>9821522
>>9821520
talking about filename...
>>9821527
>>9821532
>>9821537
>>9821539
I love gender pay n' gay
>>9821547
>>9821537
how much money do you have to pay a woman to be able to do that to her?
>>9821549
>>9821545
Yes of course, and that's also terrible. But the difference is that most women are not as strong as most men, so they can't fight the guy off. Also, a lot of man rape occurs in prison, where I kind of feel like yeah you're a criminal and that's different from being an innocent civilian who said "no" to a date
>>9821554
>>9821518
I have a relevant degree in the subject so I'd say I do. Offence can only be taken not given. I'm aware of the statistics and I'm very sorry you seem to be from a country most likely in the developing world or ruled by a religious oligarchy. Because those are the countries left where there is a majority disparity to be found misfavoring women.
>>9821559
>>9821561
>>9821546
Kek
*gender pay gap
>>9821568
>>9821561
hahahaha
>>9818575
The fuck she doing... teaching him how to take a beating from the police?
>>9821579
kek, last ditch attempt to get rid of that parasite inside her
>>9821560
Then you would know that thousands of women are abused/killed by their male partners every year...
>>9821574
>>9821574
>>9821574
The actual fuck??? What happened here??
>>9821596
That was the Nice Truck Attack from a few months ago, some Muslim rammed a truck into a French parade and killed a fuck ton of people.
>>9821592
Millions actually. But as are millions of men. People have violent tendencies. People also have bad days. Large swathes of the population also have undiagnosed mental illnesses. These people find each other and form relationships.
I'm not interested in this discussion. Because firstly im on a board used primarily for masturbation and secondly i have masturbated now im on i thread where i just want to laugh. So kindly fuck off. You're being annoying.
If I wanted that I'd go to /pol/
>>9821595
>>9821610
Millions in north america? That sounds way more than what I've read.
>>9820010
>leftist faggots.
What, were they trying to seize the means of production? Or trying to set the proletariat dictatorship through revolution?
Then why on earth you call them leftists?
If there's one thing that pisses me off is children misusing political ideologies terms.
>>9821629
Globally. Not everything centres around America. I didn't mention America once during this exchange. I don't even live on the same continent as America.
>>9821601
Peaceful truck, peaceful Islam
>>9821639
We were talking about western world, I assumed north america, I'm not American either
>>9821396
Back story?
>>9819804
`who the fuck is the guy saying all that shit? he sounds pathetic
>>9821668
From what I remember they were all looking in the opposite direction at a fireworks display so they both couldn't hear or see it.
>>9821532
This is post apartheid footage though.
The only thing the nigs kept effective was the federal police because it's under the direct control of the banana king, I mean president. Everything else has gone to shit though.
>>9821396
WHAT THE FUCK
i hate being on boats for this exact reason
wtf is happening here and how
>>9821541
If you see later in the video the seedfag still has a smug as fuck look on his face.
>>9821637
Considering Hillary was pro TPP, yeah there was going to be some seizing the means of production. And yes they are leftists. Talk with any person who voted left and you'll notice they've been drinking the social Marxist kool aid for a while.
>>9821677
Well that explains.
Is the music added or was actually playing??? It can be heard in the video end.
>>9821611
Why are they doing that?
>>9821711
Because of this
>>9821701
What on God's universe has a trade agreement of twelve countries bayed by the Pacific ocean has to do with workers overruling the bourgeoisie and taking ahold of the means of production? Do you have the slightest idea of what communism is?
> Hilary Clinton is on the left side of the spectrum
Most apparently, no, you don't.
>>9821717
The emergency stop button is right fucking there. Right behind the trash can.
Her legs were toast but she could have lived.
>>9821486
Yeah you've never done something shitty out of necessity, got it. You sure are an authority on the matter then.
>>9821717
Poor child. Will have the image printed on his mind forever. His mother dying in front of him just like that. In a matter of seconds. One moment she's alive and well. A moment later she's no more than a pile of grinded meat.
>>9820667
wow...
>>9821720
This kills me, the fact that a person nearby who knew what to do could have saved that woman.
>>9820701
just shut the fuck up
>>9821718
>seizing the means of production is strictly only in relation to what happened in the past.
Forcing the working class to sign onto something that meddles with the natural flow of the free market is another way of fucking over the working class dipshit.
>>9819999
Dumb Americunts.
It's Lord Selkirk Highway.
Fucking rednecks.
>>9821212
fuck i lost
>>9821721
>tu quoque logical fallacy
Try harder faggot.
>>9821107
holy shit kek
>>9821522
WTF bruh?!?
>>9821734
she it's a employment
>>9821825
Counterstrike is irrelevant
>>9818575
Sheboon will probably just birth a severely retarded baby. That'll show us for slavery.
>>9821639
And it shows eurofag
>>9821693
Boats don't really capsize unless the keel or itself suffers damage. The center of mass had to be really high up for it to do that
>>9815789
Hopefully lye
>>9821693
Learn to swim and how to put a life vest over your head and you'll be fine. Why they stayed as long as possible under a ceiling on a sinking boat is beyond me. The worst part of that experience would be the annoying screaming that solves nothing
>>9819755
how many times can i possibly watch the same thing and laugh everytime?
>>9821263
Total bait, but all of us... Dumb ass!
>>9819798
lost
>>9818934
unfunny and shit
>>9821522
Any source?
>>9817424
I thought it was a suicide video I was waiting for it.
>>9818199
Let's make this a real game...
Where's the laser pointer?
>>9821611
i know im risking my life every time I get on a chinese escalator, but at least it beats taking the fucking stairs...
>>9821118
related
>>9821396
correct me if I'm wrong, but in the case of a sinking ship like webm you want to gtfo before the boat sinks right?
>>9821998
i would think that too
>>9820903
It's audio from a different video. In the video where she says that she's watching some dude on drugs freak out, he eventually falls to the ground and I think knocks himself out.
>>9821522
should have keep her job at the nail salon
>>9821936
nvm
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/154005/Fish_Swimming_In_Her_Asshole/
>>9821734
ground*
>>9818575
looks fake af
>>9821568
Which one was the chimp? I'm confused.
>>9821409
"shhhhh shh shhhh go to sleep"
>>9821090
It's almost exactly like going to a zoo.
>>9821549
The most depressing part about this is those parents look like the sort of leftist cucks who would accept that sort of behavior. That's why I'm never sure if this is fake and the parents were in on the joke, or if it is actually the most depressing meal ever.
>>9821596
Cultural suicide assisted by rapefugees.
>>9821718
>The government seizing control of the means of production is separate from the means of production seizing control of the government
Only in the mind of an alcoholic German who never held a job and spent all of his time beating his wife, mooching off of factory owners and raping his maids. I am of course speaking of Marx. In reality, the kikes benefited exclusively from Socialism while the "workers" starved to death in the Ukraine. It's almost like Bakunin was right!
>>9821754
>being this economically illiterate
kek. that is all
>>9819899
yeah but I'm seconding that.
TBC is shit. It's completely worn out
>>9815337
Yur still stupid, but that is a nice butt.
Yeah man.
>>9821675
If you let retards go through life without telling them they are retards, they think there is nothing wrong with them and cant self improve.
>>9821393
>nothing wrong with that
>well if it pays money there's no moral objection to be had
>some people whore themselves out on camera
>some people sell crack
>some people steal copper wiring
>hey buddy, times are tough
Whores seem to have gotten in their head that their line of work is something noble, or worthwhile. In this day and age of ultra-progressive policy, whoring is more so now than ever an admission that you have no practical skill or worldly intuition whatsoever, and your only means of value on this earth is letting people stick shit up your orifices for money.
Of course, they get this idea because a bunch of faggots on this Earth were raised by a combination of Sesame Street and negligent hippies, who simply waved off any inquiries about how the world functioned as the need for another make-believe story time about how everybody is wonderful and important and has a heart of gold, and so go out into the world making excuses for all the failures of others, giving them chance after chance to bleed honest people dry because they still labor under the delusion that their condition is in no way their fault.
>>9821574
the americans didn't take the election results well i see
>>9821551
Just have her sign a very loosely termed "modeling" contract
>>9821596
>you probably only get your news from /pol/
>you have no idea how misinformed you are you pathetic faggot
>you only see the world through your racist lens, you have no concept of reality
Seriously the only problem with this webm is that I could have mistaken it for one of 20 almost identical events in the last year.
>>9821721
>done something shitty out of necessity
I've conned people out of a few bucks here and there, and I've stolen.
>but even those require some modicum of skill or talent
Female pornstar is the laziest and lowest-tier profession in existence. At least IRL whores have to pick up a few tricks
>>9821720
yeah but she stop it with her body doe
>>9821090
top level niggery
>>9820503
agreed why didn't he just swerve the fucking asshole
>>9822736
kek
>>9821433
you're:
1. on 4chan
2. on REKT YLYL thread.
so don't be a hypocrite
>>9821527
Fast. Give a lemon juice to her.
or a slice of pineapple.
or salt
or vodka
or bleach
>>9821574
what an asshole
instead helping at least one person he's going around filming everyone with his phone
>>9821118
I sure hope this is real.
>>9821522
In my days of 4chan i have seen some fucked up and bizarre things.
... don't die !
>>9819901
хэллoy
>>9817281
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
>>9821294
>asia
>>9821998
if only to make sure you dont get snagged on anything. that whole "it takes you down with it" thing is pretty insignifigant unlesss its the size of the titanic and sinking like a rock
also its not apparent in the webm but this happened really fast. 3 seconds before the webm starts its barely leaning, it just seems like the boats turning
>>9821557
Shouldn't you guys be sucking your dicks on tumblr or some shit?
>>9821325
maybe if they weren't degenerates and niggers they'd get respect. We jerk off cause its all about self pleasure. That's all sex is good for anyway.
>>9818575
she should get a tax break for helping the commuity
>>9823050
wish they hit him more lol
>>9821336
go fuck a nigger. nigger lover
>>9816313
Ouch that beta nu-male
>>9821393
>trying to sympathize with whores.
>nothing wrong with that
Yeah if you're a beta who has no respect for himself
>>9821396
lol why is so much fun seeing people get rekt